#dincobb incorrect quotes

[headcanonthings]

Grogu: I have two dads Ben: You have two dads? Grogu: Yea, but don’t tell my first dad that I know. It’s funny watching him think he’s being subtle about it

[mandofury]

*Din and Cobb surrounded by bad guys*

Din: Don’t worry Cobb, I have a few knives up my sleeves.

Cobb: Think you mean cards partner.

Din: *taking out knives from under his sleeves* No, I don't.

[chiroptaro]

Cobb: Damn, Mando, is that a blaster in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Mando: It's actually a lightsaber

Cobb: what

[multifandomnonsense]

Boba: Just be casual. Try some light flirting.

Din: I can do that.

[later]

Cobb: Nice work partner! High five!

Din: *intertwines their fingers*

Cobb: Wh-

Din: I'm in love with you.

[correctmandos]

din: i’m kinda crushing on someone but i’m worried about telling you who it is cause you’re not gonna like it

boba: just rip the bandage off

din: it’s cobb vanth

boba: put the bandage back on.

[how-about-gay]

Cobb: you fuckers dont know about my hammer knife, its a knife taped to a hammer and its the ultimate weapon.

Din, not looking up from his data pad: an axe

Cobb: BLOCKED

[letsunity]

Cobb Vanth: treat them spiders the way you want to be treated

Din Djarin: *blaster charged* killed without hesitation

Boba Fett: Din, no -

Fennec Shand: Right.

Boba Fett: Why shoot when you have one of these! *blazes flamethrower*

Fennec Shand: NO!

[cobbssecondbelt]

Din: Thank you, I owe you one.

Cobb: You can just date me, we'll call it even.

[andy-solo1]

Cobb : How's the sexiest person here~?

Din: I don't know, how are they~?

Cobb , flustered: I-

Boba, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

[mykingdomforasong]

Cobb: An apology to Din ...

Cobb: Forgive me,

Grogu was playing some sort of cowboy game. He kept yelling "yippee kai yay."

I did not think.

Instinctively, I finished the phrase.

And now the child knows,

A new word.

[mcchazzy14]

Din: You think if I sold my soul to Satan, I wouldn’t have to lead my hometown?

Cobb: I mean, I’d take like a McFlurry at this point.

Din:…..

Din: You’d sell your soul to Satan for a McFlurry?

[fairleyobsessed]

𝗰𝗼𝗯𝗯: So are we flirting right now?

𝗱𝗶𝗻: I AM LITERALLY THREATENING YOU!

𝗰𝗼𝗯𝗯: That doesn’t answer my question

[mandofury]

Grogu: *giggling*

Din: *from the other room* Kid, what are you up to?

Grogu: *decorating Cobb's new metal arm with stickers and frog magnets*

Cobb: *smiling while admiring Grogu's handiwork* Looks fantastic kiddo

[firehart9]

Cobb: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor. Din: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

[multifandomnonsense]

Cobb: You’re so cute. Just so cute. *cups Din’s face with his hands* You must be protected at all costs

Din: I’m a trained mandalorian

[correctmandos]

cobb: i like a man who’s environmentally aware

din, pointing at the sky: that’s a cloud