#incorrect pressure quotes
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pressurepals · 2 days ago
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Painter: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Sebastian:
Sebastian: I'm gonna tell him.
Zerum: Don't you dare.
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aventurineswife · 1 month ago
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Player, admiring a sleeping Sebestian: You’re so cute.
Sebestian , sleepily: I could beat your ass.
Player, lovingly: I know.
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starcrossedstarfishes · 3 months ago
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Edwin: Charles provides the brawn to our little operation, madam. I, you may not be entirely surprised to learn, am the brains.
Client: He doesn’t look very brawny.
Edwin: True, but that’s nothing compared to how much he’s not brainy.
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waytooinvested · 7 months ago
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Kara: Are you assuming that just because I'm a superhero and I like button down shirts, I must be a lesbian? Winn: No I'm not assuming that, I hope you're not! Kara: YOU HOPE I'M NOT??? Winn: I mean, not because it's bad, it's not, lesbians are great! I just meant I hope you're not for my sake. No not my sake! I mean for all men's sake- no that's worse. Kara: Lets just change the subject. Winn: Yes. Winn: [awkward silence] Kara: [awkwardness intensifies] Winn: So... the weather's been really- Kara: I mean, I am a lesbian. Winn: Oh? Kara: Well yeah, obviously. You just shouldn't have assumed I was.
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emma045 · 2 days ago
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Sebastian: Have I ever told you that you cook well?
Y/N: Awww, no, you haven't!
Sebastian: So why do you keep cooking?
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radlymona · 10 months ago
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TRAs having no empathy yet again
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Teenagers who are pushed towards transitioning aren’t “pushovers” they’re mentally and emotionally vulnerable young people who shouldn’t be allowed to make life-changing medical decisions. Acknowledging this fact isn’t stopping adults from transitioning. It just aims to stops other vulnerable teenagers from doing the same.
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aangsdefensesquad · 24 days ago
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sokka: HEY GUYS–
aang(whispering):sokka shh, katara is sleeping
sokka(whispering):oh ok
Sokka (still whispering): btw the kitchen is on fire
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apoetsworld · 1 year ago
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Minutes. Seconds. After watching the Barbie Movie.
Sirius: IM A BARBIE GIRL, IN A BARBIE WORRRLDD
James: LIFE IN PLASTIC, ITS FANTASTIC
Pete: YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR
Remus: UNDRESS ME EVERYWHEREE
Sirius, James, Peter and Remus: IMAGINATION, LIFE IS YOUR CREATION
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the-black-bulls · 5 months ago
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Noelle: Is it entirely without the bounds of possibility that you have an ulterior motive for this trip going ahead?
Zora: Noelle, I hope you know me better than that. At any given moment I never have fewer than seven ulterior motives in play.
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cosmicstarlatte · 11 months ago
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Imagine an mc that can switch from a sheep to a human at will😭 mc being mad at one of them then switching to a sheep and running away🫠
-Sleep deprived anon
LMAO I love this!!!
MC: *sheep bleating in the distance*
Mammon: GET BACK HERE ALREADY WE SAID WE'RE SORRY!!!
Asmo: *catches MC & cuddles them* I got them!!! Oh you look so cute when you're mad!!!
MC: *kicks Asmo*
Asmo: NOT MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!! *cries*
Everyone else: *sees sheep MC tearing apart the common room bleating angrily*
Everyone else: ...Okay maybe we should come back later 😨
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pressurepals · 19 days ago
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Zerum: Sebastian, can I have $39?
Sebastian: Absolutely not
Zerum: *goes up to Y/N* Y/N, can I have $39?
Y/N: Absolutely
Y/N: *looks at Sebastian* Can I have $39?
Sebastian: Absolutely not
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Zerum: Why do you look like that?
The Convict, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?
Zerum: Like you’re dead.
The Convict: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.
Sebastian: The Convict accidentally called Painter “babe” in front of everyone today.
The Convict: *sobs into the floor*
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 5 months ago
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JUNE: i was doing lawn work for my dad, and our only power tool is currently broken so i had to do it with a normal weed whacker.
JUNE: and NOT ONLY did it blister, but the skin ripped off. so now i just have a solid inch on my index finger where the skin is raw.
DAVE: in her room
DAVE: rawdoggin it
DAVE: and by it lets justr say
DAVE: her skin and meat
JUNE: horrible. thank you.
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waytooinvested · 8 months ago
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Kara: ...and if there's anything else I can do, don't hesitate to call! Lena: Thanks, bye! Lena: [leaves] Kara: What a lovely woman Alex: Oh did you like her? You seemed rather cool and standoffish. Kara: [crestfallen] Oh no, did I? really?? Alex: No.
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emma045 · 12 days ago
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Sebastian: Any plans for tonight?
Y/N: No
Sebastian: Loser
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