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Zerum: Sebastian, can I have $39?
Sebastian: Absolutely not
Zerum: *goes up to Y/N* Y/N, can I have $39?
Y/N: Absolutely
Y/N: *looks at Sebastian* Can I have $39?
Sebastian: Absolutely not
#pressure#pressure sebastian#y/n#incorrect pressure quotes#pressure zerum#fishbun#sebastian solace x reader#sebastian solace x y/n#zerum x reader#zerum x y/n#sebastian solace
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Painter: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Sebastian:
Sebastian: I'm gonna tell him.
Zerum: Don't you dare.
#tw suggestive#roblox pressure#pressure roblox#pressure game#pressure painter#sebastian solace#pressure zerum#zerum#incorrect pressure quotes#incorrect quotes#Kayleen Posts
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Player, admiring a sleeping Sebestian: You’re so cute.
Sebestian , sleepily: I could beat your ass.
Player, lovingly: I know.
#sebastian solace x reader#roblox pressure x reader#roblox pressure#sebastian x reader#pressure roblox#with how the fandom is#I had to#Incorrect quotes
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Edwin: Charles provides the brawn to our little operation, madam. I, you may not be entirely surprised to learn, am the brains.
Client: He doesn’t look very brawny.
Edwin: True, but that’s nothing compared to how much he’s not brainy.
#incorrect quotes#incorrect dbd quotes#incorrect dead boy detectives quotes#dead boy detectives#edwin x charles#edwin payne#charles rowland#charles x edwin#source: cabin pressure
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Kara: Are you assuming that just because I'm a superhero and I like button down shirts, I must be a lesbian? Winn: No I'm not assuming that, I hope you're not! Kara: YOU HOPE I'M NOT??? Winn: I mean, not because it's bad, it's not, lesbians are great! I just meant I hope you're not for my sake. No not my sake! I mean for all men's sake- no that's worse. Kara: Lets just change the subject. Winn: Yes. Winn: [awkward silence] Kara: [awkwardness intensifies] Winn: So... the weather's been really- Kara: I mean, I am a lesbian. Winn: Oh? Kara: Well yeah, obviously. You just shouldn't have assumed I was.
#supercorp#kara danvers#lena luthor#supergirl#incorrect supercorp quotes#incorrect supergirl quotes#crack#supercrack#Source: cabin pressure#I mean this is more or less how that conversation went anyway right?
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TRAs having no empathy yet again
Teenagers who are pushed towards transitioning aren’t “pushovers” they’re mentally and emotionally vulnerable young people who shouldn’t be allowed to make life-changing medical decisions. Acknowledging this fact isn’t stopping adults from transitioning. It just aims to stops other vulnerable teenagers from doing the same.
#love how they quote peer pressured because deep down even though know they’re speaking with an incorrect euphemism#being told you’re at risk of suicide if you don’t transition is not peer pressure ffs#they hate their own community so so much#gender critical#also I’ve known very mentally ill people in the early 20s who have also transitioned#out of acknowledged internalised homophobia#one of them especially is having several mental breakdowns per year and is still allowed to transition#going into a shitload debt as he does so#they’re always willing to acknowledge how the medical industry preys upon vulnerable people except when it comes to comes to gender ID#then the medical industry can do no wrong
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sokka: HEY GUYS–
aang(whispering):sokka shh, katara is sleeping
sokka(whispering):oh ok
Sokka (still whispering): btw the kitchen is on fire
#atla#kataang#aang#katara#aang x katara#atla aang#katara x aang#avatar aang#atla katara#katara atla#Sokka atla#atla incorrect quotes#gaang incorrect quotes#Kataang incorrect quotes#But it’s no pressure
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Minutes. Seconds. After watching the Barbie Movie.
Sirius: IM A BARBIE GIRL, IN A BARBIE WORRRLDD
James: LIFE IN PLASTIC, ITS FANTASTIC
Pete: YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR
Remus: UNDRESS ME EVERYWHEREE
Sirius, James, Peter and Remus: IMAGINATION, LIFE IS YOUR CREATION
#and yes i did watch the barbie movie#it was great and had amazing social commentary on how women feel pressured to be some glamorized version of themselves#however#i also full well believe that the marauders would understand that message while also enjoying the movie to its full extent#that being#the soundtrack of the credits#incorrect marauders quotes#incorrect harry potter quotes#incorrect hp quotes#james potter#marauders#wolfstar#harry potter#remus lupin#hp marauders#marauders era#the marauders era#the marauders#regulus arcturus black#remus john lupin#james fleamont potter#sirius lupin#sirius orion black#remus x sirius#sirius x remus#james potter fluff#moony padfoot and prongs#moony and padfoot#prongs and padfoot#moony wormtail padfoot and prongs
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Noelle: Is it entirely without the bounds of possibility that you have an ulterior motive for this trip going ahead?
Zora: Noelle, I hope you know me better than that. At any given moment I never have fewer than seven ulterior motives in play.
#black clover#noelle silva#zora ideale#black clover incorrect quotes#source: cabin pressure#noelle#zora#the black bulls#50
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Imagine an mc that can switch from a sheep to a human at will😭 mc being mad at one of them then switching to a sheep and running away🫠
-Sleep deprived anon
LMAO I love this!!!
MC: *sheep bleating in the distance*
Mammon: GET BACK HERE ALREADY WE SAID WE'RE SORRY!!!
Asmo: *catches MC & cuddles them* I got them!!! Oh you look so cute when you're mad!!!
MC: *kicks Asmo*
Asmo: NOT MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!! *cries*
Everyone else: *sees sheep MC tearing apart the common room bleating angrily*
Everyone else: ...Okay maybe we should come back later 😨
#I love a feral sheep mc sue me 😭😭😭 (was thinking of my mc enzo for this LMAO)#Btw no pressure but just lmk if you'd like to be added to the anon list!#✩ — the star: sleep deprived anon!#om! mc enzo content#obey me#obey me headcanons#obey me incorrect quotes#obey me shitpost#obey me mammon#obey me asmodeus#obey me crack#obey me humor#obey me imagines#obey me scenarios#◇˖・゚— › cosmic obey me . ⊹
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JUNE: i was doing lawn work for my dad, and our only power tool is currently broken so i had to do it with a normal weed whacker.
JUNE: and NOT ONLY did it blister, but the skin ripped off. so now i just have a solid inch on my index finger where the skin is raw.
DAVE: in her room
DAVE: rawdoggin it
DAVE: and by it lets justr say
DAVE: her skin and meat
JUNE: horrible. thank you.
#submission#oh this reminds me i got to spend like three hours blasting the shit out of everything with a pressure washer recently#she blasting on my . uh#she . ok#she. pressure on my hose til i blast#that was nothing.#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#incorrect quotes#mod dave#june egbert#john egbert#dave strider
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Y/N: You're the capital of dumb. D.U.M.
Sebastian: Y/N, there's a "B"
Y/N: *looking around frantically* WHERE??
#pressure#pressure sebastian#y/n#incorrect pressure quotes#sebastian solace x reader#sebastian solace x y/n#sebastian solace
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Zerum: Why do you look like that?
The Convict, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?
Zerum: Like you’re dead.
The Convict: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.
Sebastian: The Convict accidentally called Painter “babe” in front of everyone today.
The Convict: *sobs into the floor*
#roblox pressure#pressure roblox#pressure game#pressure zerum#zerum#pressure the convict#pressure expendable#sebastian solace#pressure painter#painter x the convict#the convict x painter#maybe#incorrect pressure quotes#incorrect quotes#Kayleen Posts
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Leander: would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Garreth: no, mate
Poppy: I hope it sucks whatever your going through
Ominis: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life
MC: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you
Sebastian: I can't wait to go to your funeral knowing I could have changed the outcome
#sebastian sallow#incorrect hogwarts quotes#incorrect hogwarts legacy quotes#sebastian sallow x mc#hogwarts legacy#ominis gaunt#poppy sweeting#garreth weasley#leander hate#leander prewett#I missed Toxic Tuesday but w/e#I made some text posts and now people are following me and I feel pressured to make you laugh.
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Kara: ...and if there's anything else I can do, don't hesitate to call! Lena: Thanks, bye! Lena: [leaves] Kara: What a lovely woman Alex: Oh did you like her? You seemed rather cool and standoffish. Kara: [crestfallen] Oh no, did I? really?? Alex: No.
#incorrect supergirl quotes#incorrect supercorp quotes#supercorp#supergirl#kara danvers#lena luthor#kara x lena#Kara/Lena first meeting crack post#Source: cabin pressure
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Suchin: Our living situation is temporary. I’m insane you’re insane, you know what happens when two insane people live together for too long? Starts with an “m”.
Kenshi: Making out.
Suchin: That’s right murder! Wait what.
#Kenshi then proceeds to just go#🧍uhhh no you’re right#the living situation does not turn out to be temporary#I’m gonna be completely honest and say kenshi made the first move#Suchin was jokingly flirting with him before but he actually tried to be romantic#he also started to lean into the joke flirting and Suchin panicked bc she can’t handle being genuinely flirted with 😔#Kenshi her blood pressure is already high enough you’re killing her#kenshi takahashi#suchin#mk suchin#kenshi x suchin#kensuchin#mortal kombat#mortal kombat incorrect quotes#cfa posts
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