#zerum x y/n

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Zerum: *interviewing Y/N* What are you wearing?

Y/N: I am naked under my clothes

Sebastian: Are you...are you flirting...with the interviewer??

Y/N: *looks at him* You are naked under your clothes

Sebastian: Are you flirting with ME??

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Zerum: Sebastian, can I have $39?

Sebastian: Absolutely not

Zerum: *goes up to Y/N* Y/N, can I have $39?

Y/N: Absolutely

Y/N: *looks at Sebastian* Can I have $39?

Sebastian: Absolutely not

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Y/N: *not wearing their sweater, noticing that Sebastian is not wearing his coat* Coat thief?

Sebastian: *nodding* Coat thief

Zerum: *wearing Y/N's sweater and Sebastian's coat, completely engulfed* :)

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Zerum and Y/N: *cupping Sebastian's face with each of their hands* Hey :)

Sebastian: ???

Zerum: We put glue on our hands :)

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Zerum: Sebastian and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Y/N: *Sighing* What did Sebastian do?

Zerum: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Sebastian: *coming in* Who wants a steering wheel?

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Zerum: You ever want to talk about your emotions Sebastian?

Sebastian: No

Y/N: I do

Zerum: I know, Y/N.

Y/N: I'm sad 🥲

Zerum: I know, Y/N.

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Y/N: I'm cold

Painter: Here. Take this coat.

Zerum: I'm cold too

Sebastian: What? *taking off coat* I told you to bring more layers but of course you didn't listen and now- *piling scarves on her* now look, I've got to make sure you don't FREEZE to death and- *taking somebody else's hat* how long have you been cold? You should've said something sooner.

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Do I regret making this? No. Will I do more of these? Absolutely.

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@eatherteils

Sebastian: Hunny, can you get me the butter?

Zerum: Sure, sweetie *opens the fridge, finding Y/N in there*

Y/N: *placing butter in her hands* Spoiler alert: The butter's spoiled!

Zerum: *giggles*

Sebastian: What's funny, hunny?

Y/N: Really impressive word play

Sebastian: WHAT THE-? WHY ARE YOU IN OUR FRIDGE?!

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@eatherteils I'd like to report that I am back on my bullshit

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Y/N: Hey Zerum! Watch me do "The Grouchy Sebastian"

Sebastian: Stop naming moves after me

Y/N: *mocking him* eVeRyOnE's aN iDiOt ExCePt FoR mE

Sebastian: Well it's true

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*Based on something my sibling said*

Y/N: *talking to Sebastian* I want your honey. And by honey, I mean your wife-*immediately gets killed*

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Y/N: The stars are so beautiful...

Sebastian: You know who else is beautiful?

Both at the same time: Zerum