#zerum x y/n
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pressurepals · 19 days ago
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Zerum: Sebastian, can I have $39?
Sebastian: Absolutely not
Zerum: *goes up to Y/N* Y/N, can I have $39?
Y/N: Absolutely
Y/N: *looks at Sebastian* Can I have $39?
Sebastian: Absolutely not
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pressurepals · 14 days ago
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Zerum: *interviewing Y/N* What are you wearing?
Y/N: I am naked under my clothes
Sebastian: Are you...are you flirting...with the interviewer??
Y/N: *looks at him* You are naked under your clothes
Sebastian: Are you flirting with ME??
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pressurepals · 1 month ago
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Y/N: *not wearing their sweater, noticing that Sebastian is not wearing his coat* Coat thief?
Sebastian: *nodding* Coat thief
Zerum: *wearing Y/N's sweater and Sebastian's coat, completely engulfed* :)
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pressurepals · 1 month ago
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Zerum and Y/N: *cupping Sebastian's face with each of their hands* Hey :)
Sebastian: ???
Zerum: We put glue on our hands :)
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pressurepals · 1 month ago
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Zerum: Sebastian and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Y/N: *Sighing* What did Sebastian do?
Zerum: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Sebastian: *coming in* Who wants a steering wheel?
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pressurepals · 1 month ago
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Zerum: You ever want to talk about your emotions Sebastian?
Sebastian: No
Y/N: I do
Zerum: I know, Y/N.
Y/N: I'm sad 🥲
Zerum: I know, Y/N.
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pressurepals · 10 days ago
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*Based on something my sibling said*
Y/N: *talking to Sebastian* I want your honey. And by honey, I mean your wife-*immediately gets killed*
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pressurepals · 12 days ago
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Do I regret making this? No. Will I do more of these? Absolutely.
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pressurepals · 4 days ago
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Y/N: I'm cold
Painter: Here. Take this coat.
Zerum: I'm cold too
Sebastian: What? *taking off coat* I told you to bring more layers but of course you didn't listen and now- *piling scarves on her* now look, I've got to make sure you don't FREEZE to death and- *taking somebody else's hat* how long have you been cold? You should've said something sooner.
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