#Source: cabin pressure

[starcrossedstarfishes]

Edwin: Charles provides the brawn to our little operation, madam. I, you may not be entirely surprised to learn, am the brains.

Client: He doesn’t look very brawny.

Edwin: True, but that’s nothing compared to how much he’s not brainy.

[waytooinvested]

Kara: Are you assuming that just because I'm a superhero and I like button down shirts, I must be a lesbian? Winn: No I'm not assuming that, I hope you're not! Kara: YOU HOPE I'M NOT??? Winn: I mean, not because it's bad, it's not, lesbians are great! I just meant I hope you're not for my sake. No not my sake! I mean for all men's sake- no that's worse. Kara: Lets just change the subject. Winn: Yes. Winn: [awkward silence] Kara: [awkwardness intensifies] Winn: So... the weather's been really- Kara: I mean, I am a lesbian. Winn: Oh? Kara: Well yeah, obviously. You just shouldn't have assumed I was.

[the-black-bulls]

Noelle: Is it entirely without the bounds of possibility that you have an ulterior motive for this trip going ahead?

Zora: Noelle, I hope you know me better than that. At any given moment I never have fewer than seven ulterior motives in play.

[arda-ancalima]

Incorrect Great Ace Attorney Quotes - "Storm Warning"

Original dialogue from BBC Cabin Pressure

Made with objection.lol using sprites from discord users: Kazuma by Sholmes, van Zieks by Light, Gina unknown

[polaraaace]

Statement giver: No, you’re not the Archivist I was looking for. Where is the old woman?

Gerry: …Well, I don’t know who you mean by that, but I definitely wouldn’t call her an old woman.

[terrorquotestm]

Crozier: Right. Well, I’ve made my point anyway.

Franklin: You’ve made it, I have disagreed with it, I’m going to do nothing about it.

[beatlesdiscord]

[Meeting Ringo, 1960]

George, about Ringo: what a lovely man

John: oh, did you like him? you seemed rather cool and distant

George: oh no! did I? really?

Paul: no

[incorrect-whos-lila]

Lila: Aha, my signature dish. Behold! Surprising Rice. Tanya: Good lord! Mike: What are those bits? Lila: Ah, you see, Mike, if you don't mind me saying so, that question is entirely against the spirit of Surprising Rice.

[incorrectlotm]

Leonard: Here you are Klein, nice hot cup of coffee. Klein: Oh, it’s cold. Leonard: Nice cup of coffee. Klein: It’s horrible! Leonard: Cup of coffee. Klein: I’m not even sure it is coffee. Leonard: Cup.

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

[Conan and Haibara are arguing about whether he can get another antidote or not]

Conan: Right. Well, I’ve made my point anyway.

Haibara: You’ve made it, I have disagreed with it, I’m going to do nothing about it.

[cynicalrainbows]

[incorrecttigerandbunny]

Thomas: Here you go, a nice hot cup of coffee!

Subaru: It's cold.

Thomas: A nice cup of coffee.

Subaru: It's horrible!

Thomas: Cup of coffee.

Subaru: I'm not even sure if this is coffee.

Thomas: C U P.

[waytooinvested]

Kara: ...and if there's anything else I can do, don't hesitate to call! Lena: Thanks, bye! Lena: [leaves] Kara: What a lovely woman Alex: Oh did you like her? You seemed rather cool and standoffish. Kara: [crestfallen] Oh no, did I? really?? Alex: No.

[stuff-the-chosen-didnt-say]

Big James: (knocks on door) Coming in! 

Andrew: This is my house! I’m supposed to say “Come in”! 

Big James: My way saves time

[arda-ancalima]

Loid: I'm very good at cooking. Franky: Is there anything you're not very good at? Loid: Franky: Loid: Franky: Twilight? Loid: I'm thinking. There are things I haven't tried yet. I suppose it's possible I'm not very good at some of those...theoretically.

[polaraaace]

Hera: *urgent beeping*

Lovelace: Let’s see what vital part has fallen off the old girl now. Aha!

Minkowski: What is it?

Lovelace: Can I tell you an interesting fact about this thin metal tube full of nuclear material we’re flying through the void of space?

Minkowski: What?

Lovelace: It’s on fire.