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Jinx: My Signature dish! Behold ... Surpring Rice!

Caitlyn: Good Lord!

Vi: What are those... Bits?

Jinx: Sis, if you don't mind my saying so, that question is entirely against the spirit of Surprising Rice

[arcane-pressure]

Isha, Signing: (Come on, you're lagging again!)

Jinx: I'm not Lagging! I'm walking at about twice the normal human speed!

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Marcus: But what if I stop you?

Silco: Yes, that would certainly work out very well for you. There are just two small but, I fear, insurmountable problems with the scheme...

Silco: I am me, and you are you, and I can outwit you with my wits behind my back.

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Jayce: (sniffing) That's funny... can you- can you smell bacon?

Viktor: No.

Jayce: Really? I can definitely smell Bacon.

Viktor: Jayce, is this your "street" way of saying you think there is an enforcer in the building?

[arcane-pressure]

Powder: Oh, um... Silco called this afternoon.

Vander: I thought he might. What did he say?

Powder: He asked about you, and about The Last Drop.

Vander: In which order?

Powder: Not that one

[arcane-pressure]

Viktor: You are, without a doubt, the worst liar on Runeterra.

Jayce: No I'm not!

Viktor: Alright. Answer this question with a lie: what's your name?

Jayce: Jay- uh... trina... man. Ah... cats... uh... man.

Viktor: Jayatrina Manacatsuhman. That's an unusual name. Tell me, is it made up?

Jayce: Yes... Damn!

[arcane-pressure]

Vi : Alright, give me 10 minutes. I have things to pack.

Caitlyn: you can't have unpacked already.

Vi: I didn't say they were my things.

[arcane-pressure]

Jinx (Sitting at The Last Drop with Sevika): Well this is great. Two pals, sitting in a bar, a couple of drinks, a box of those black paper napkins that always look really cool. It's like we're in a movie.

Jinx: I feel like I should have a hat.

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Sky: So if doing those things save money, why don't we do it all the time?

Viktor: Well, the most tiresome of pettifoggers might question whether it constituted best practice.

Jayce: You mean it's horrendously illegal.

Viktor: "Horrendously" is a strong word.

Jayce: I notice you're not quibbling "illegal".

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(As Jinx is fixing her balloon craft for the invasion)

Firelight: What could she be doing in there?

Ekko: Don't know. There's not enough engineering on that thing to spend 4 hours looking at. Aside from the propeller, it's mostly gaffer tape and string

[arcane-pressure]

Mel: Now Viktor, soon as you're done I want you to help me write my little speech for the Council tomorrow morning.

Jayce: What about me?

Mel: Well, all right, you too. But I want it to be unbearably superior and snide, so obviously Viktor is my main source.

[arcane-pressure]

Vander: If you want it stopped, you'll have to come down and tell 'em yourself. All the miners, the factory workers, the conmen... Dirk the loan shark.

Marcus: I'm not afraid of them!

Vander: Nor should you be. Not even Dirk.

Marcus: Well, I'm not.

Marcus: ... Why not even Dirk?

Vander: No reason. I just mean, someone who was afraid of them would probably start by being afraid of Dirk. It's the natural place to start.

[arcane-pressure]

Jayce: Where's your mom?

Caitlyn: Sharpening her teeth.

Mr. Kiramman: Brushing her teeth.

Caitlyn: Brushing. Sorry, she's brushing her teeth.

[arcane-pressure]

Vi: I gave Vander Scout's Honor.

Mylo: You're not a scout.

Vi: You know what they say, 'Once a scout, always a scout'.

Mylo: You were never a scout!

Vi: You know what they say, 'Never a scout, always a scout'.

[arcane-pressure]

Welcome to Hextech Labs, putting the excitement back into science... sometimes too much so. -Viktor, probably.

[arcane-pressure]

Vi: Now then, when we get to Zaun obviously we can save a lot of money on hotels.

Caitlyn: How?

Vi: By not staying in one.