arcane-pressure

[arcane-pressure]

Ekko: I can help you get it.

Jinx: How? Steal it?

Ekko: That really is just where your brain automatically goes.

[arcane-pressure]

(at The Last Drop)

Vi: Do I take it you're as bored down there as we are up here?

Claggor: Well, honestly... fourteen hours with a broken gramophone, no marks to rob, and the ever-present fear I'll weaken and let Mylo play Charades.

Powder: No!

Vi: You must be strong! That might well make the boredom levels actually fatal!

[arcane-pressure]

Vi: Cupcake, relax. I've done things like this hundreds of times.

Caitlyn: Yes, and got arrested and spent seven years in prison!

Vi: Only once. I almost always didn't.

[arcane-pressure]

Councilor Salo: I suppose you thing you're very clever, don't you.

Vikto: I'll let you in on a little secret: I sometimes do.

[arcane-pressure]

Jayce: The Council wouldn't do that!

Vi: I'm afraid so. You're the mark, Pretty Boy. The cat's paw. The schmuck. The fall guy. You've been played like a cheap pianola.

Jayce: I don't belive it! What do I do?

Vi: Ain't nothin' you can do, that's Chinatown.

[arcane-pressure]

Isha, signing: [Ooh! Can I come too?]

Sevika: No.

Isha: [I won't do anything, I'll just be really excited!]

[arcane-pressure]

(on Jinx's craft)

Ekko: Is the propeller supposed to be doing that?

Jinx: Yes, it is.

Ekko: And this noise is normal, is it?

Jinx: Perfectly normal.

Ekko: And is this supposed to come off?

Jinx: Yes... No. Give it to me.

[arcane-pressure]

(Intercom alert goes off)

Viktor: That's odd. We're here, Heimerdinger and Sky are in the next room... who else knows that number?

Jayce: No one.

Viktor: (answers) Hello, Hextech Labs. Is this God?

Mel: Oh, I wouldn't go that far.

[arcane-pressure]

Jinx: My Signature dish! Behold ... Surpring Rice!

Caitlyn: Good Lord!

Vi: What are those... Bits?

Jinx: Sis, if you don't mind my saying so, that question is entirely against the spirit of Surprising Rice

[arcane-pressure]

Isha, Signing: (Come on, you're lagging again!)

Jinx: I'm not Lagging! I'm walking at about twice the normal human speed!

[arcane-pressure]

Marcus: But what if I stop you?

Silco: Yes, that would certainly work out very well for you. There are just two small but, I fear, insurmountable problems with the scheme...

Silco: I am me, and you are you, and I can outwit you with my wits behind my back.

[arcane-pressure]

Jayce: (sniffing) That's funny... can you- can you smell bacon?

Viktor: No.

Jayce: Really? I can definitely smell Bacon.

Viktor: Jayce, is this your "street" way of saying you think there is an enforcer in the building?

[arcane-pressure]

Powder: Oh, um... Silco called this afternoon.

Vander: I thought he might. What did he say?

Powder: He asked about you, and about The Last Drop.

Vander: In which order?

Powder: Not that one

[arcane-pressure]

Viktor: You are, without a doubt, the worst liar on Runeterra.

Jayce: No I'm not!

Viktor: Alright. Answer this question with a lie: what's your name?

Jayce: Jay- uh... trina... man. Ah... cats... uh... man.

Viktor: Jayatrina Manacatsuhman. That's an unusual name. Tell me, is it made up?

Jayce: Yes... Damn!

[arcane-pressure]

Vi : Alright, give me 10 minutes. I have things to pack.

Caitlyn: you can't have unpacked already.

Vi: I didn't say they were my things.

[arcane-pressure]

Jinx (Sitting at The Last Drop with Sevika): Well this is great. Two pals, sitting in a bar, a couple of drinks, a box of those black paper napkins that always look really cool. It's like we're in a movie.

Jinx: I feel like I should have a hat.

[arcane-pressure]

Sky: So if doing those things save money, why don't we do it all the time?

Viktor: Well, the most tiresome of pettifoggers might question whether it constituted best practice.

Jayce: You mean it's horrendously illegal.

Viktor: "Horrendously" is a strong word.

Jayce: I notice you're not quibbling "illegal".