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Kara: Go fuck yourself.
Lena, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch.
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Sam: So let me get this straight. You bought Catco magazine. Lena: Yes. Sam: Because Kara was upset that Morgan Edge wanted to buy it and you couldn't resist her wobbly-lipped pout? Lena: No, it's an investment- Sam: And now you're going to go and learn to run a media empire with help from a certain junior reporter who has also never run a media empire. Lena: Well it's my company, it makes sense that I need to be there to- Sam: ... while stepping away from THIS company. You know, the one with your name on it that you are extremely qualified to run. And you're having me step up to take your place here. Lena: I- Sam: Instead of hiring someone who knows how to run a media business to look after Catco for you. Lena: ... Sam: Nope, sorry Lena. There's no way to get this one straight. That is the least straight thing I have ever heard.
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can supergirl come back for a few special episodes with the sole purpose of making supercorp canon? Please? Reblog if you’d watch this (so if the powers that be see it, they know they have an audience)
#supercorp#lena luthor#kara danvers#supercorp fanfic#kara x lena#supergirl#kara zor el#kara danvers x lena luthor#fanfic#supercrack#cw supergirl#supercorp endgame#lena and kara#kara zor el x lena luthor#lena x supergirl#lena x kara#supergirl crack
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I finally made it with the unhinged Lena photo. Enjoy! The Kara one is here.
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Kara *waking up in bed*: What are you doing here?
Lena: What do you mean? We've been dating for 6 weeks
Kara: Wha- how? Really? Oh ok, cool. I'll go make us some breakfast , my love
Lena: Sounds good!
Nia: *coming out of the closet* It's official you guys are dating!
Lena: I can't believe that worked.
#oblivious kara#kara danvers#supercorp#incorrect supergirl quotes#incorrect supercorp#incorrect supercorp quotes#kara and lena#kara x lena#lena luthor#supercrack#lesbian humor
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We all deserve morning sex and pancakes
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supercrack | valentine's day cards (more: superfriends / supercorp)
#oh you thought i was done with these?#(me too but here we are)#supergirl#supercorp#dansen#supergirl cw#kara danvers#lena luthor#kara x lena#lena x kara#nia nal#kelly olsen#alex danvers#cat grant#andrea rojas#sam arias#supergirl crack#supercorp crack#valentines day card#ok no but i have like so many dumb extra options for some of these characters#and other ones i have nOTHING#the inconsistent quality of writing plss#i miss this show with every fibre of my being but it was Not Good hahahha#enjoy!!#my edits#incorrect supergirl#(how many tags even count anymore idk)#happy valentines day
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i love how in frankenhooker (1990) jeffrey still manages to be lesbophobic while he is trying to kill a dozen prostitutes with supercrack that makes them explode.
men☕
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[After a fight]
Kara: *Packs Lena’s lunch*
Kara, to Lena: This was NOT made with love today, just so you know.
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Andrea: I'm up for buying it, but why do you want to sell the company your girlfriend works for anyway? Lena: Kara's not my girlfriend Andrea: Okay, your partner Lena: She is CERTAINLY not my partner! Andrea: Well, what would you call it? Lena: She is... a woman I know. Andrea: Really? Because I heard you've been dating for like two years. Lena: We weren't DATING. We were just. Often in the same place. Andrea: Andrea: So you broke up huh? Lena: YES WE FUCKING BROKE UP. Now do you want the damn company or not?
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an angsty but somewhat cute supercorp first kiss 😚 fic to make the rest of the week better ❤️
Finally (Supercorp)
by marinawolf
Three times Kara wants to kiss Lena, and one time she does.
-the first time she didn't
The elevator doors slid open to Lena's penthouse, and Kara stepped out, holding a bag of take-out pasta in her hands. She had been looking forward to this evening, to spending quality time with Lena, her best friend. With a hopeful smile on her face, she walked deeper into the penthouse, only to freeze in her tracks as she caught sight of Lena in the kitchen.
Lena, still dressed in her work clothes, stood near the counter where two wine glasses had been set out, a bottle of wine in one hand and a corkscrew in the other. Kara's breath hitched in her throat as her eyes traveled up Lena's figure. The black suit hugged Lena's form perfectly, emphasizing her elegant silhouette. The unbuttoned top of her black button-up shirt revealed a tantalizing glimpse of her collarbone.
Lena's hair was pulled back into a sleek ponytail, emphasizing her sharp features and highlighting the graceful curve of her neck. Kara's gaze traced the lines of Lena's face, the subtle edge of her jawline, and the way her lips parted slightly as she focused on opening the wine bottle. She was captivated by the intensity in Lena's blue-green eyes. Those eyes never failed to leave Kara spellbound.
Unbeknownst to Lena, Kara watched silently. As Lena fidgeted with the corkscrew, her fingers moving with innate grace, Kara's heart pounded in her chest. She was helplessly in love with Lena, and the sight of her like this, so effortlessly alluring, intensified her feelings to an unbearable degree. In that moment, Kara's mind wandered into forbidden territory, as she allowed herself to imagine what it would be like to slip her arms around Lena's slender waist, to press her lips against the soft skin of Lena's neck. But it remained nothing more than a fantasy, a yearning she buried deep within herself.
Suddenly, as if sensing Kara's gaze on her, Lena looked up, and a stunning smile spread across her face, causing Kara's heart to flutter. "Kara," she breathed, "hi." Kara snapped out of her reverie of admiration and smiled back at Lena, holding up the food.
"I got your favourite."
Lena's eyes gaze fell on the bag in Kara's hands, and her smile widened, causing the little dimple in her cheek to show up. That smile always made Kara's heart stop.
"Kara, L'Ultima Cena is in Metropolis! How did you get this?" Her voice carried a hint of awe.
The truth was that Kara had flown to Metropolis to get Lena's favourite pasta just to see that smile on Lena's face. But she didn't dare tell Lena that. With a bashful shrug, she said, "I was visiting Kal-El today, and I happened to pick it up on the way back."
Lena stepped closer, her eyes shimmering with appreciation, and placed a gentle hand on Kara's arm. "Kara, that means the world to me. Thank you."
For a brief moment, Kara considered baring her soul, revealing the depths of her love for Lena. But the fear of ruining their friendship held her back, and she took a step back, distancing herself both physically and emotionally. "Oh, it's nothing, really."
They settled in for dinner, as Lena poured the wine and Kara unpacked the take-out, carefully transferring the pasta to plates. The atmosphere was warm and cozy, yet Kara couldn't shake the undercurrent of longing that pulsed beneath the surface.
As they began to eat, Lena launched into a discussion about work, her brows furrowed with a mix of determination and frustration. "I've been trying to acquire this company," she explained, her voice tinged with a hint of exasperation. "But the board is giving me a hard time. I have a meeting with them later this week, and I'm concerned it won't go in my favour."
Kara listened attentively, always enraptured by anything Lena had to say. She reached across the table, placing her hand gently on Lena's. "Lena, you're brilliant. You'll be fine. And anyway, who can resist Lena Luthor?"
Kara couldn't help but notice that a faint blush dusted Lena's cheeks, though she quickly dismissed it, not wanting to read too much into the fleeting moment. Lena squeezed Kara's hand, a gesture of appreciation.
Their conversation shifted, and Lena's tone turned lighter as she inquired about Kara's romantic life. "So, Alex mentioned that Mon-El has been around a lot. How's that going?"
Kara's heart sank at the mention of Mon-El, her mind filled with the unspoken truth that she longed to reveal. But she composed herself, a smile masking her inner turmoil. "We've been on a few casual dates," she admitted, her voice lacking the enthusiasm Lena might have hoped for. "But I'm not sure if it's what I want."
Lena leaned back in her chair, her expression intense as she regarded Kara. “And what do you want, Kara?”
You, Kara thought I want you. But she didn’t dare utter those words and instead, she shrugged. “I’m not sure.”
She saw Lena’s intensity falter slightly, but Lena quickly covered it up before Kara could really think about it.
"Kara, you'll only know if you try,” she said, taking a sip of wine, “And besides, Mon-El is cute and sweet. He may just make you happy."
Kara's heart ached at Lena's words, knowing that the very thing that would make her truly happy sat before her, just out of reach. She mustered a smile, her voice filled with a touch of melancholy. "You're right."
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Kara's steps were slow and reluctant as she made her way towards the elevator, not wanting the evening to end. Every fiber of her being longed to stay, to linger in Lena's presence for just a little while longer.
As she reached the elevator, Lena followed closely behind, their footsteps echoing in the quiet entrance hall. A mixture of reluctance and longing washed over Kara, a whirlwind of emotions that threatened to consume her. Before she could step inside, Lena's arms enveloped her in a tight embrace, their usual goodbye, their bodies pressed together in an intimate closeness.
Kara's breath caught in her throat, her heart pounding against her chest. She closed her eyes, allowing herself to savor the moment, to commit it to memory. Lena's embrace felt like home, a place where Kara's heart found solace, if only for a fleeting instant. The soft touch of Lena's face against her neck sent shivers down her spine, and the scent of Lena's perfume filled her senses, intoxicating and enticing.
Reluctantly, they pulled apart, the embrace ending all too soon. Lena's fingers lingered on Kara's arm, and Kara frowned, confused at the lingering touch. She offered a soft smile, her eyes reflecting a longing that she dared not vocalize. As the elevator doors began to close, Kara held Lena's gaze, the ache in her chest intensifying with each passing moment.
The doors sealed their separation, leaving Kara alone in the enclosed space, her thoughts consumed by the desire she dared not act upon. She pressed a hand against her racing heart, her mind flooded with the image of what could have been. She could have closed the gap between them in an instant, but she had stopped herself.
-the second time she didn't
The next morning unfolded in the familiar setting of Catco, where Kara could see Lena immersed in the demands of the office, orchestrating the intricacies of her work. Meanwhile, Kara found herself seated at a desk among other reporters, engrossed in the layout for the upcoming issue. Inevitably, her gaze would wander across the bullpen, drawn irresistibly to Lena's presence. And each time their eyes met, Lena would gift her a smile that sent Kara's heart into a frenzy.
Amidst the buzz of the newsroom, Lena gracefully approached Kara, her steps purposeful yet filled with a tenderness that only they shared. As Lena settled on the table in front of Kara, her touch sent a jolt of electricity through Kara's arm. Clad in a mesmerizing white silk shirt, Lena gave off an effortless elegance that rendered Kara breathless.
"Hello, Kara," Lena greeted, her voice carrying a mixture of familiarity and unspoken yearning. The world around them seemed to fade into the background as Lena's presence enveloped Kara's senses. "Have lunch with me?"
Kara mustered a smile in return, her heart pounding against her ribcage as she nodded. She was usually good at keeping up the facade of friendship, hiding her true feelings, but lately, she found it harder and harder to be in Lena's presence. Every time she set eyes on Lena, her feelings threatened to spill out of her.
They ventured across the street to a quaint café, and Lena surprised Kara by sitting next to her in the booth, instead of opposite her. But Kara knew that it was probably because Lena didn't want to face away from the window. Still, it felt intimate, and did no favours to Kara's heart.
As they settled in, Lena looked at her.
"So, have you decided about another date with Mon-El?" she asked, her eyes searching Kara's face for answers.
Kara's heart sank again at the mention of Mon-El, realizing the painful truth behind her intentions. She replied, "I might go on another date with him, just to see if there's anything there."
The admission hung in the air, heavy with the weight of Kara's unspoken turmoil. She knew she sought solace in the familiarity of a nice guy like Mon-El, an attempt to bury her longing for Lena beneath the guise of a relationship with someone else. The internal battle raged within her, torn between the fear of unrequited love and the knowledge that she was being extremely unfair to Mon-El.
In that moment, something shifted in Lena's gaze, a flash of intensity that sent a surge of hope coursing through Kara's veins. Lena leaned in slightly, her eyes fixated on Kara's lips, a magnetic pull that threatened to close the gap between them. Kara couldn't resist the urge to close that distance between them. But fate had a cruel sense of timing, as the intrusion of the waiter shattered the fragile bubble they had created. The spell was broken, and Kara instinctively moved away, introducing a physical distance that mirrored the emotional walls she had forced herself to put up.
They placed their orders, and as the waiter departed, Kara couldn't help but notice his lingering gaze upon Lena's figure, a surge of possessive jealousy coursing through her veins.
-the third time she didn't
Kara worked late that night, and was the last of the reporters to leave. Noticing the time, she decided to go upstairs and grab her stuff before retiring for the night. She entered the elevator. The doors opened, and her footsteps faltered as she reached the main floor of the now empty office. Kara's heart sank as she stood frozen. There, in the midst of her own turmoil, she stumbled upon a scene that felt like a dagger piercing her heart. Lena and James stood in Lena's office, their eyes on each other. James held Lena's hand in his own, his eyes soft. Her gaze fixated on their hands, a sight that ignited a surge of jealousy she had long suppressed. The luminous smile adorning Lena's face as she looked up at James was a painful contrast to the ache that consumed Kara's soul. She listened, unable to tear herself away and cursing her super hearing, as their conversation unfolded before her, each word chipping away at her fragile hope.
James, his voice tinged with anticipation, uttered the words that sliced through Kara's heart. "Okay, so I'll pick you up at eight tomorrow?" he said, his tone carrying an undeniable sense of excitement. Lena's response, a soft affirmation, reverberated in Kara's ears, each syllable like a dagger twisting deeper into her wounded heart. "Yes, perfect."
As James exited Lena's office, he greeted Kara and entered the elevator, a foolish smile etched upon his face. Kara forced herself to meet his gaze. She mustered a strained smile in return, masking the turmoil raging within her. Her mind raced with questions and doubts.
Unable to stop herself, Kara barged into Lena's office, her emotions overriding any sense of reason. Lena looked up in surprise at Kara's sudden intrusion and greeted her with a questioning tone, "Kara, hey. What are you still doing here?"
Ignoring Lena's inquiry, Kara forged ahead, attempting to conceal her swirling jealousy beneath a facade of composure. "You're going on a date with James?" she blurted out.
Lena's smile remained unyielding as she took a step closer to Kara, their proximity sending a surge of conflicting emotions through Kara's veins. "Of course, you heard," Lena replied, and Kara could swear that her words were laced with a hint of challenge. "He asked, and I said yes. Who knows? Maybe it'll be great. He's a nice guy."
Kara's heart quickened, her senses hyperaware of the charged atmosphere enveloping them. Lena's gaze dipped momentarily to Kara's lips. The allure of that moment, the temptation to lean in and close the distance between them, tested Kara's resolve.
But fear, like an unwelcome intruder, seized control, urging her to step away and regain her composure. With a measured effort, Kara composed herself and forced a steady tone. "Yeah, he's a great guy. I'm happy for you, Lena."
Her voice masked the heartbreak that threatened to engulf her, concealing the longing and unspoken desires that lay beneath the surface. Kara bid a hasty retreat from Lena's office, leaving behind pieces of her shattered heart in her wake.
-the first time she did
Kara spent the entire day in a state of despair, dreading the evening when James and Lena would go on their date. She deliberately avoided Lena, unable to bear the ache in her heart. As the night approached, Kara found herself seeking solace in a bottle of alien alcohol, its captivating blue hue calling to her. She drank alone, feeling a slight buzz as the alcohol coursed through her veins. Thoughts of Lena and James consumed her mind—their hands entwined, the possibility of a kiss at the end of the night, Lena's radiant smile directed at him. Jealousy surged within Kara, the mere thought of James touching Lena becoming unbearable.
In her intoxicated state, Kara couldn't bear the thought of not trying at all. With a mix of determination and impulsiveness, she leaped off her balcony and flew to Lena's penthouse, her heart pounding. Kara landed on Lena's balcony and immediately banged on the door, her emotions raw and unfiltered. Lena, in the midst of putting on an earring, opened the door with a look of confusion etched on her face.
"What are you doing here, Kara?" Lena asked, her voice laced with bewilderment. "Is everything okay?"
Breathless and desperate, Kara looked into Lena's eyes, captivated by the stunning black dress she wore. Her words spilled forth in a rush, "Don't go tonight. Please, Lena, don't go on a date with James."
Lena's eyebrows raised in surprise. "Why not?" she inquired, her tone tinged with curiosity and a hint of challenge. She took a step closer to Kara, their proximity electrifying the air between them, "Why shouldn't I go on a date with James, Kara?"
Struggling to find the words, Kara felt her heart pounding in her chest. Without overthinking, she did what she should have done long ago. In an impulsive move, Kara crashed her lips against Lena's, pouring every ounce of her longing, affection, and desire into that single kiss. It was a passionate, breathtaking moment—an outpouring of emotions that had been suppressed for far too long.
Lena responded immediately, her hands finding their place on Kara's waist, as if they had always belonged there, pulling her closer. Time seemed to stand still. Kara couldn't believe that she was kissing Lena and that Lena was kissing her back, their lips moving in a synchrony.
Lena's lips were a revelation to Kara. The taste of her, a perfect blend of whiskey and sweetness, consumed Kara's thoughts, erasing any doubts or fears that had plagued her. She was lost in the sensation, unable to believe that this long-awaited moment was finally happening.
Every tender brush and urgent press of their lips was an act of longing and release, a culmination of unspoken desires that had silently pulsed between them.
In that intoxicating kiss, Kara found solace and fulfillment. It was as if a weight had been lifted from her heart, replaced by a sense of completeness she had yearned for but never thought possible. The touch of Lena's lips against hers unleashed a flood of emotions she could no longer contain.
Time seemed to stand still as their kiss deepened, fueled by longing and unspoken declarations of love. Kara's hands instinctively sought the contours of Lena's body, pulling her closer. Kara reveled in the moment, her mind buzzing with euphoria, unable to comprehend the sheer intensity of the emotions rising within her. This was real, tangible, and more beautiful than any dream she had ever dared to imagine.
Reluctantly, they eventually pulled away, their breaths mingling in the space between them. Lena's voice, barely above a whisper, broke the silence.
"Took you long enough," she uttered against Kara's lips, a trace of playfulness in her tone.
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Watching a movie called Frankenhooker.. this is the funniest goddamn shit I have seen in a long time. It's got it all!
Boobies abound
A protagonist descending into madness
SuperCrack
Criminally, deliciously cheesy SFX
A mother who offers an egg sandwich in these trying times
The line "a human salad once named Elizabeth"
An explicit message that sex work is real work and that SW's, including and especially addicts, deserve protections and help
Explosions
Fun lab equipment that flashes and zaps
A chest freezer of pink goo that suspends decomp apparently
A platform raised into a lightening storm
The best facial and body expressions from the title character
Purple hair and matching areolas
"What are you, some kinda SWEDE?"
Heads flying through doors and windows
Death by cunnilingus
Purple electricity
Leftover body part monsters that get justice
A message about body autonomy
Overall, would absolutely recommend if you want a movie that feels like a fever dream in the best way.
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Kara: could you imagine if we had a kid
Lena: We do, her name is Nia
Kara: What! Nia isn't our kid
Lena: *calls Nia* hey what are you up to?
Nia: I'm in the lab trying to create a tree that grows cotton candy, why?
Kara: we have had a kid this whole time!! Why didn't you tell me!?
#oblivious kara#supercorp#kara danvers#incorrect supergirl quotes#incorrect supercorp#incorrect supercorp quotes#kara and lena#kara x lena#lena luthor#supercrack
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Movie Review | Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man (Wincer, 1991)
Action movies have certainly gotten by the sheer coolness of their heroes. And when you have Mickey Rourke and Don Johnson in the leads, that seems like a natural choice. But unfortunately this proves to be a fatal choice here, as the movie fails completely at approximating any real semblance of cool. Not even a pale shadow. Not even a Road Runner style dust cloud. Cool is not present in the movie. Cool is not within a hundred miles of this movie. "Better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool," characters say multiple times during this movie, and by the end of it, we're left wondering if they even know what any of those words even mean.
Now, potentially you get off to a good start when Mickey Rourke walks into a gas station and beats the hell out of a bunch of robbers so he can buy gas from Kelly Hu. But then Johnson shows up and gets in a fight in a bar over a game of pool. And then Rourke gets in a fight in a different bar with a guy whose wife he once slept with. Bar fights were lame when they popped up in biker movies in the '60s, they're lame in 1991 when the movie was made, they're lame now, and they're lame in the terrifying future of 1996 in which this film is set, a world exactly like the one in 1991 but instead of the crack epidemic we have a sleeker, designer supercrack being trafficked by a bank. The crux of the plot is that Rourke and Johnson and a bunch of their amigos, including the guy who Rourke cucked, decide to rob said bank to save their beloved bar in which Rourke got in the fight and caused hundreds in damages, even though we get zero sense of actual affection these characters might have for the establishment, certainly not to the extent to justify a bank robbery, and it's something we have to take at face value.
Unfortunately, the boys end up not with the money they were hoping for, but a shipment of the supercrack that the evil banker played by Tom Sizemore wants back, so he sends a team of Matrix-coat-wearing assassins led by a Baldwin brother after our heroes. In between, Rourke and Johnson bitch at each other, lamely wax poetic about how cool they are, and ride around on motorcycles. (Without helmets, I should add. You know what's cool? Road safety.) I can appreciate an action movie opting for hangout vibes, if it was fun at all to hang out with the characters, but the movie has the aura of a desperate middle aged man trying to regain his mojo by buying a leather jacket. Doesn't matter how much he spent on it, the flop sweat on his brow gives away his irreparable lameness. Rourke and Johnson are obviously charismatic actors, but the dearth of characterization they have to work with does them in.
Now, this was made when these things were still shot on film, so it is nice enough to look at and has some attractive magic hour lighting, but if I wanted a buddy action movie with magic hour lighting from 1991, The Last Boy Scout exists and doesn't suck ass. And add to that a lot of really lame action, all in linear movements with the bad guys walking towards and shooting at the heroes in a straight line, with nothing interesting in the way of geography or gimmickry. Now there is a last minute bit involving a helicopter piloted by Robert Ginty that's sort of fun, but this is the rare case where cool helicopter shit does not automatically make for a good movie. Awful stuff.
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