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Logan: Louise is the best, but she’s 9. When Louise was born I was already in first grade, which means if we were friends back then I woulda been hanging out with a baby! I don't know anything about infant care…Oh my god, I coulda killed her…
#yumkiwidelicious#bobs burgers#louise belcher#logan berry bush#logan bush#louigan#incorrect parks and rec#parks and rec#andy dwyer#april ludgate
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Marcus: Which one of you is George o malley,Spencer Reid ,Shawn Spencer,Neal caffery,Andy Dwyer ,Mike Ross jake peralta and Sheldon copper
George,Spencer ,Shawn ,Neal ,Andy mike ,jake and Sheldon : Oh, that's me.
Marcus: Wait a second... is your great grandfather father Indiana Jones
George,Spencer ,Shawn ,Neal ,Andy mike ,jake and Sheldon : nervously)Yes.
Marcus : You poor bastard!
#source: that 70s show#incorrect Indiana jones quote#incorrect criminal minds quotes#incorrect big bang theory qoutes#incorrect suits#incorrect white collar#incorrect parks and rec#incorrect psych#incorrect brooklyn nine nine quotes#incorrect greys anatomy qoutes#Indiana jones is a greatgrandfather au
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Was never super into the reverse falls au, don’t know all the details, and not interested
But I always imagined the gleeful twins being exactly like the Saperstein Twins from Parks and Rec
#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#reverse falls#mason gleeful#mabel gleeful#incorrect quotes#source: parks and rec
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*After the Gauntlet.*
Amber: “You can’t do that!”
Violet: “Not to worry, I have a permit.”
Dain: “This just says ‘I can do what I want-’”
Xaden: “-And she can. 10/10. 5 Stars.”
#this was the scene right?#incorrect quotes#correct quotes#this is how it happened right?#fourth wing#incorrect fourth wing#iron flame#amber mavis#dain aetos#violet sorrengail#xaden riorson#violet x xaden#violet and xaden#source: parks and rec
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Agatha: Aw, you have a crush on me!
Rio: We’re married.
Agatha: Still…
#source: parks and rec#parks and recreation#agatha all along#agatha harkness#agatha x rio#agathario#rio vidal#aubrey plaza#april ludgate#kathryn hahn#jennifer barkley#mcu#marvel#incorrect quotes#marvel incorrect quotes
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Natasha: I couldn’t believe the crush Wanda had on Y/N…
Y/N: (laughs) oh baby you had a crush on me? How embarrassing!
Wanda: we’re married
Y/N: (laughs) still
Natasha: of course that was nothing compared to the crush Y/N had on Wanda.
Y/N:
Wanda: (laughs) how embarrassing!
For @lifespectator
#source: parks and rec#marvel#marvel imagine#marvel fluff#mcu#mcu imagine#mcu fandom#marvel incorrect quotes#incorrect marvel quotes#wanda maximoff#wanda maximoff x reader#domestic Wanda#scarlet witch#the scarlet witch
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Wade introducing Logan to his friends for the first time
Wade: Sorry we're late. I had to wait on my boyfriend to finish eating breakfast. We had dinner last night and breakfast this morning. What were we doing in between? Sex stuff.
Logan: You guys know Wade really well so I don't have to apologize for his behavior, right?
#original: parks and rec#wade wilson#incorrect wade wilson#incorrect wade wilson quotes#logan howlett#incorrect logan howlett#incorrect logan howlett quotes#deadpool#incorrect deadpool#incorrect deadpool quotes#wolverine#incorrect wolverine#incorrect wolverine quotes#deadpool and wolverine#incorrect deadpool and wolverine#incorrect deadpool and wolverine quotes#poolverine#incorrect poolverine#incorrect poolverine quotes#logan howlett x wade wilson
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No, sir. Definitely not.
(Quote Source: Parks and rec)
p.7 of my silly OFMD fanarts 🏴☠️💕
#ofmd#our flag means death#ofmd fanart#edward teach#blackbeard#incorrect quotes#parks and rec#ben wyatt#human disaster#lol#my art#my comic
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Raph: If there is credit to take, I will humbly take it.
Raph: But if there is blame, it’s Leo’s fault.
#incorrect tmnt quotes#source: parks and rec#tmnt 2012#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#raphael#leonardo
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Anakin: If there is credit to take, I will humbly take it. But if there is blame, it’s Obi-Wan’s fault.
#source: parks and rec#star wars#incorrect star wars quotes#anakin skywalker#obi wan kenobi#star wars episode iii: revenge of the sith#star wars episode ii: attack of the clones#star wars episode i: the phantom menace#star wars: the clone wars#clone wars incorrect quotes#incorrect clone wars quotes#star wars the clone wars#the clone wars
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Barbara: Why would I want you as my assistant?
Kory: I will work for you. I’ll be on you 24/7. I’ll be like your family. I’m here when you get here in the morning, and sure enough, I’ll be there tucking you into bed at night. Don’t worry, it’s not gay. Do we have questions?
#source: parks and rec#barbara gordon#oracle#kory anders#koriand'r#starfire#korybabs#teen titans#batman#batfamily#batfam#batgirls#batkids#batsiblings#batman family#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect dc quotes#dc comics#pride month
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Clint: How long have you been sleeping with Natasha?
Y/N: What
Y/N: I don’t even get…
Y/N: Why would I…
Y/N: I’ve never had sex with anyone. Anywhere.
Y/N: It’s none of your…
Y/N: You have the nerve, the audacity
Y/N: And how do I know, frankly, that YOU’RE not sleeping with her?
Y/N: Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off!
Y/N: Check and mate.
#source: parks and rec#clint barton#clint barton incorrect quotes#hawkeye#natasha romanoff#natasha romanoff x reader#marvel incorrect quotes#marvel#avengers#avengers incorrect quotes
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Atsumu: Omi-kun you're so cool when you spike!! Sakusa: Thanks, Osamu. ~few mins later~ Hinata: Why is Atsumu-san crying? Sakusa: I called him by his brother's name. Hinata: W-why? Sakusa: When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them. Hinata: oh... Sakusa: You don't need to worry Hinata. Hinata: :D Bokuto: And meeee Sakusa???? Sakusa: Of course Atsumu. Bokuto: 😭
#haikyuu bokuto#haikyuu texts#haikyuu!!#haikyuu#haikyuu incorrect quotes#incorrect haikyuu quotes#hq incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#zois writes#hinata shouyou#sakusa kiyoomi#miya atsumu#haikyuu boys#parks and rec#ron swanson#haikyuu!
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Commander Fox: Alright, who broke my favourite mug?
Cody: It wasn't me.
Rex: I would never do that.
Wolffe: it was probably Cody.
A little while later...
Fox: I broke it. I saw Emperor Palpatine using it, and so I immediately destroyed it.
#commander fox#captain rex#commander wolffe#emperor palpatine#parks and rec#incorrect star wars quotes#star wars#inspired by stealingpotatoes wonderful commander fox posts.
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vaggie the hotel manager uses her position and assumed no-nonsense-ness for evil and chaos bc she can
Vaggie: “So.”
Vaggie: “Who broke it?”
Hotel Crew: *stares in silence at the obliterated coffee machine*
Vaggie: “I’m not mad. I just wanna know.”
Charlie: “…..”
Charlie: “-I did, I broke-”
Vaggie: “-no. No, you didn’t sweetie.”
Charlie: (huffs)
Vaggie: “Angel Dust?”
Angel Dust: “Don’ look at me, toots! Look at Husk.”
Husk: “What? I didn’t fucking break it?”
Angel Dust: “Weird. How’d you even know it was broken?”
Husk: “Because it’s sitting right the fuck in front of us, and it’s broken.”
Angel Dust: (leans down) (smirks in his face) “Suspicious~”
Husk: (angry cat noise) “No the fuck it’s not???”
Sir Pentious: “If- if- if it matterssss- probably not, but… Niffty WASSSS the lassst one to ussse it.”
Niffty: (giggling) “LIAR I DON’T EVEN DRINK THAT CRAP!”
Sir Pentious: “Oh. Ah, um, well then- what WERE you doing by the coffee cart earlier?”
Niffty: “I use the hot water to boil insets alive in- everyone knows that, SNAKEY.” (holds up coffee cup of dead drowned bugs)
Sir Pentious: (recoils hissing in HORROR)
Charlie: “Okay- OKAY! Let’s not fight, I broke it, let me pay for it Vaggie.”
Vaggie: “Babe, no. Who broke it?”
Hotel Crew: *dead silence*
Husk: “….”
Husk: “…Vaggie. Alastor’s been awfully fucking quiet…”
Alastor: (irate dial tuning sound) “REALLY?”
Husk: “Yeah, really-”
Alasator: “OH HO HOW DARE-”
Hotel Crew: *bursts into squabbling*
Vaggie: (watching)
Vaggie: (shit liar) “I broke it. It burned Charlie’s hand earlier, so I punched it.”
Hotel Crew: *still arguing aren’t listening*
Vaggie: (smirks)
#hazbin hotel#vaggie#charlie morningstar#chaggie#husk hazbin hotel#angel dust hazbin hotel#sir pentious#niffty hazbin hotel#alastor the radio demon#incorrect quotes#taken directly from: parks and rec#(EARLIER)#charlie *pours herself coffee and gets slightly burned*: “Aw shoot!”#vaggie: (locks death glare on the doomed coffee machine)
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Y/N approaches Wanda at the annual Avengers costume party…
Y/N: so what are you dressed as?
Wanda: the Scarlet Witch, mistress of all magic. And you?
Y/N: a Shield agent. I borrowed it from Coulson…gotta be honest i thought your costume would be a little sluttier-
Wanda playfully slaps them…
Wanda: how dare you!
She gives a smirk and wink before sauntering off…
Y/N: (smiles) nice!
Y/N quickly follows her…
#source: parks and rec#marvel#marvel fluff#marvel imagine#mcu#mcu imagine#mcu fandom#marvel incorrect quotes#incorrect marvel quotes#wanda maximoff#wanda maximoff x reader#the scarlet witch#scarlet witch#elizabeth olsen
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