#incorrect parks and rec
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yumkiwidelicious · 1 year ago
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Logan: Louise is the best, but she’s 9. When Louise was born I was already in first grade, which means if we were friends back then I woulda been hanging out with a baby! I don't know anything about infant care…Oh my god, I coulda killed her…
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djcanipe99 · 1 year ago
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Marcus: Which one of you is George o malley,Spencer Reid ,Shawn Spencer,Neal caffery,Andy Dwyer ,Mike Ross jake peralta and Sheldon copper
George,Spencer ,Shawn ,Neal ,Andy mike ,jake and Sheldon : Oh, that's me.
Marcus: Wait a second... is your great grandfather father Indiana Jones
George,Spencer ,Shawn ,Neal ,Andy mike ,jake and Sheldon : nervously)Yes.
Marcus : You poor bastard!
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stephreynaart · 1 month ago
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Was never super into the reverse falls au, don’t know all the details, and not interested
But I always imagined the gleeful twins being exactly like the Saperstein Twins from Parks and Rec
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aprill-99 · 1 year ago
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*After the Gauntlet.*
Amber: “You can’t do that!”
Violet: “Not to worry, I have a permit.”
Dain: “This just says ‘I can do what I want-’”
Xaden: “-And she can. 10/10. 5 Stars.”
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dontremembermejust · 1 month ago
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Agatha: Aw, you have a crush on me!
Rio: We’re married.
Agatha: Still…
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fandomnerd9602 · 6 months ago
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Natasha: I couldn’t believe the crush Wanda had on Y/N…
Y/N: (laughs) oh baby you had a crush on me? How embarrassing!
Wanda: we’re married
Y/N: (laughs) still
Natasha: of course that was nothing compared to the crush Y/N had on Wanda.
Y/N:
Wanda: (laughs) how embarrassing!
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For @lifespectator
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incorrectmcuquotess · 2 months ago
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Wade introducing Logan to his friends for the first time
Wade: Sorry we're late. I had to wait on my boyfriend to finish eating breakfast. We had dinner last night and breakfast this morning. What were we doing in between? Sex stuff.
Logan: You guys know Wade really well so I don't have to apologize for his behavior, right?
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ammdakin · 7 months ago
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No, sir. Definitely not.
(Quote Source: Parks and rec)
p.7 of my silly OFMD fanarts 🏴‍☠️💕
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incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes · 17 days ago
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Raph: If there is credit to take, I will humbly take it.
Raph: But if there is blame, it’s Leo’s fault.
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incorrectstarwarsquotess · 6 months ago
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Anakin: If there is credit to take, I will humbly take it. But if there is blame, it’s Obi-Wan’s fault.
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incorrectbatfam · 5 months ago
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Barbara: Why would I want you as my assistant?
Kory: I will work for you. I’ll be on you 24/7. I’ll be like your family. I’m here when you get here in the morning, and sure enough, I’ll be there tucking you into bed at night. Don’t worry, it’s not gay. Do we have questions?
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incorrectquotesmcu · 9 months ago
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Clint: How long have you been sleeping with Natasha?
Y/N: What
Y/N: I don’t even get…
Y/N: Why would I…
Y/N: I’ve never had sex with anyone. Anywhere.
Y/N: It’s none of your…
Y/N: You have the nerve, the audacity
Y/N: And how do I know, frankly, that YOU’RE not sleeping with her?
Y/N: Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off!
Y/N: Check and mate.
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fos-tis-zois · 6 months ago
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Atsumu: Omi-kun you're so cool when you spike!! Sakusa: Thanks, Osamu. ~few mins later~ Hinata: Why is Atsumu-san crying? Sakusa: I called him by his brother's name. Hinata: W-why? Sakusa: When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them. Hinata: oh... Sakusa: You don't need to worry Hinata. Hinata: :D Bokuto: And meeee Sakusa???? Sakusa: Of course Atsumu. Bokuto: 😭
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writersglock · 21 days ago
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Commander Fox: Alright, who broke my favourite mug?
Cody: It wasn't me.
Rex: I would never do that.
Wolffe: it was probably Cody.
A little while later...
Fox: I broke it. I saw Emperor Palpatine using it, and so I immediately destroyed it.
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a-dauntless-daffodil · 8 months ago
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vaggie the hotel manager uses her position and assumed no-nonsense-ness for evil and chaos bc she can
Vaggie: “So.”
Vaggie: “Who broke it?”
Hotel Crew: *stares in silence at the obliterated coffee machine*
Vaggie: “I’m not mad. I just wanna know.”
Charlie: “…..”
Charlie: “-I did, I broke-”
Vaggie: “-no. No, you didn’t sweetie.”
Charlie: (huffs)
Vaggie: “Angel Dust?”
Angel Dust: “Don’ look at me, toots! Look at Husk.”
Husk: “What? I didn’t fucking break it?”
Angel Dust: “Weird. How’d you even know it was broken?”
Husk: “Because it’s sitting right the fuck in front of us, and it’s broken.”
Angel Dust: (leans down) (smirks in his face) “Suspicious~”
Husk: (angry cat noise) “No the fuck it’s not???”
Sir Pentious: “If- if- if it matterssss- probably not, but… Niffty WASSSS the lassst one to ussse it.”
Niffty: (giggling) “LIAR I DON’T EVEN DRINK THAT CRAP!”
Sir Pentious: “Oh. Ah, um, well then- what WERE you doing by the coffee cart earlier?”
Niffty: “I use the hot water to boil insets alive in- everyone knows that, SNAKEY.” (holds up coffee cup of dead drowned bugs)
Sir Pentious: (recoils hissing in HORROR)
Charlie: “Okay- OKAY! Let’s not fight, I broke it, let me pay for it Vaggie.”
Vaggie: “Babe, no. Who broke it?”
Hotel Crew: *dead silence*
Husk: “….”
Husk: “…Vaggie. Alastor’s been awfully fucking quiet…”
Alastor: (irate dial tuning sound) “REALLY?”
Husk: “Yeah, really-”
Alasator: “OH HO HOW DARE-”
Hotel Crew: *bursts into squabbling*
Vaggie: (watching)
Vaggie: (shit liar) “I broke it. It burned Charlie’s hand earlier, so I punched it.”
Hotel Crew: *still arguing aren’t listening*
Vaggie: (smirks)
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fandomnerd9602 · 3 months ago
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Y/N approaches Wanda at the annual Avengers costume party…
Y/N: so what are you dressed as?
Wanda: the Scarlet Witch, mistress of all magic. And you?
Y/N: a Shield agent. I borrowed it from Coulson…gotta be honest i thought your costume would be a little sluttier-
Wanda playfully slaps them…
Wanda: how dare you!
She gives a smirk and wink before sauntering off…
Y/N: (smiles) nice!
Y/N quickly follows her…
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