#incorrect parks and rec

[vellichorvibes]

Logan: Louise is the best, but she’s 9. When Louise was born I was already in first grade, which means if we were friends back then I woulda been hanging out with a baby! I don't know anything about infant care…Oh my god, I coulda killed her…

[djcanipe99]

Marcus: Which one of you is George o malley,Spencer Reid ,Shawn Spencer,Neal caffery,Andy Dwyer ,Mike Ross jake peralta and Sheldon copper

George,Spencer ,Shawn ,Neal ,Andy mike ,jake and Sheldon : Oh, that's me.

Marcus: Wait a second... is your great grandfather father Indiana Jones

George,Spencer ,Shawn ,Neal ,Andy mike ,jake and Sheldon : nervously)Yes.

Marcus : You poor bastard!

[stephreynaart]

Was never super into the reverse falls au, don’t know all the details, and not interested

But I always imagined the gleeful twins being exactly like the Saperstein Twins from Parks and Rec

[percabethconvos]

Chiron, walking up to the Poseidon table: Annabeth my dear, you can't sit here

Annabeth, handing him a slip of paper: Oh don't worry I have a permit

Chiron:

Chiron: This just says 'I can do what I want'

[aprill-99]

*After the Gauntlet.*

Amber: “You can’t do that!”

Violet: “Not to worry, I have a permit.”

Dain: “This just says ‘I can do what I want-’”

Xaden: “-And she can. 10/10. 5 Stars.”

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Ahsoka, to Anakin: You know, Master, when I first met you, I thought, "There is someone who loves his job."

Ahsoka: And then I thought, "Oh, wow. He’s intense."

Ahsoka: And then I thought, "Oh, no. He’s insane. My Master is psychotic, and I need to call Master Obi-Wan."

[writersglock]

Stormtrooper: Sir, you can't put that up.

Commander Fox, erecting a statue of the Emperor wearing a clown costume: Don't worry, I have a permit. Here.

*Hands him a slip of paper*

Stormtrooper: ...This just says, 'I can do what I want. Commander Fox'

Commander Fox: Exactly. Have a nice Empire day.

[dontremembermejust]

Agatha: Aw, you have a crush on me!

Rio: We’re married.

Agatha: Still…

[fandomnerd9602]

Natasha: I couldn’t believe the crush Wanda had on Y/N…

Y/N: (laughs) oh baby you had a crush on me? How embarrassing!

Wanda: we’re married

Y/N: (laughs) still

Natasha: of course that was nothing compared to the crush Y/N had on Wanda.

Y/N:

Wanda: (laughs) how embarrassing!

For @lifespectator

[incorrectmcuquotess]

Wade introducing Logan to his friends for the first time

Wade: Sorry we're late. I had to wait on my boyfriend to finish eating breakfast. We had dinner last night and breakfast this morning. What were we doing in between? Sex stuff.

Logan: You guys know Wade really well so I don't have to apologize for his behavior, right?

[ammdakin]

No, sir. Definitely not.

(Quote Source: Parks and rec)

p.7 of my silly OFMD fanarts 🏴‍☠️💕

[incorrectgliyeraba]

Elphaba: My sweet, you're sick. Glinda: If I was sick, could I do this? Glinda: [sits there and does nothing] Elphaba: What are you doing? Glinda: Cartwheels...am I not doing them? Elphaba: No.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Raph: If there is credit to take, I will humbly take it.

Raph: But if there is blame, it’s Leo’s fault.

[lilithafrodite]

Colin: This is real

Penelope: I know.

Colin: You're my wife.

Penelope: You're my husband.

Colin: You married me in front of people.

Penelope: I did. I was there.

[incorrectbatfam]

Barbara: Why would I want you as my assistant?

Kory: I will work for you. I’ll be on you 24/7. I’ll be like your family. I’m here when you get here in the morning, and sure enough, I’ll be there tucking you into bed at night. Don’t worry, it’s not gay. Do we have questions?

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Clint: How long have you been sleeping with Natasha?

Y/N: What

Y/N: I don’t even get…

Y/N: Why would I…

Y/N: I’ve never had sex with anyone. Anywhere.

Y/N: It’s none of your…

Y/N: You have the nerve, the audacity

Y/N: And how do I know, frankly, that YOU’RE not sleeping with her?

Y/N: Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off!

Y/N: Check and mate.