#incorrect polin quotes

[lilithafrodite]

Colin: This is real

Penelope: I know.

Colin: You're my wife.

Penelope: You're my husband.

Colin: You married me in front of people.

Penelope: I did. I was there.

[rottentiger-art]

Colin, lying: you know, if anything were to happen to me, I'd want you to get remarrie-

Pen: okay

Colin: 🤨

Colin: that was really fast 😠

[i-am-the-midnight-sun]

Colin: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, Portia is walking in this room.

Penelope: *wheeze*

[askclato]

Colin: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Penelope: *smiles* You are my reward.

Anthony: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Kate: Yeah, you’re a real bitch sometimes.

[lilithafrodite]

Benedict: Colin, I don’t know how you convinced Penelope to marry you, but well done.

Colin: It was my undeniable charme, of course.

Penelope: He chased down my carriage and unexpectedly proposed, saying, “For God’s sake, Penelope, will you marry me or not?” It was surprisingly lovely!

Benedict: Sounds more like unhinged desperation.

Colin: Well, it worked, didn’t it?

[thebluemallet]

Violet: Let me see what you have! Colin: (pulls Penelope out from hiding behind his back) Colin: A WIFE! Eloise: (angrily) NO!

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Eloise: I am the ultimate third wheel.

Francesca, cuddling with John: You shouldn’t think that way.

Violet, holding hands with Marcus: Yes, what makes you say that?

Penelope, sitting on Colin’s lap: Completely untrue.

Eloise: Wow. I have leveled up to seventh wheel. I am truly powerful.

[klaramarieleblochova]

Colin to the ladies: Were I to tell you even the tiniest of my adventures, well, I'd be forced to marry you!

Colin to Penelope: When I was backpacking through western Europe..

[lovelymagnoliarose]

In the Featherington gardens

Colin: This is where we were the night we fell in love.

Penelope: Colin.

Colin: The night we kissed for 15 seconds and I became obsessed with you forever.

[wish-i-was-milena]

Eloise: since when do you care about Penelope Featherington? 🤨

literally Polin at every ball:

[eleutheria-sunflowers]

Colin: Penelope is annoying me. Anthony: She isn't even looking at you. Colin: That's what's annoying me.

Insp

[askclato]

Kate: Where’s Colin?

Penelope, sighing: He went to go fight everyone who has hurt me.

Kate: Oh no, who first?

Penelope: Himself. He’s been yelling at the mirror for the past hour.

[lilithafrodite]

Penelope *wakening*: Colin, why are you eating cake in the middle of the night?

Colin: Because you weren't awake to stop me.

Penelope *getting up*: Alright.

Colin: Where are you going?

Penelope: If we're going to do this, let's do it properly. With tea.

Colin *smiling*: That's my wife.

[thebluemallet]

Colin: Penelope and I are going to be married! Anthony: (eyes Colin's tousled hair, mussed clothes, and dust marks on the knees of his trousers) Anthony: If you try and sell me that bullshit line about not compromising a lady because you are a gentleman, I swear-

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Colin: I know I’ve been talking about Penelope all morning, but another thing I love about Penelope is that she just gets me.

Eloise: Can she come get you right now?

[callmefirefly]

Colin: Penelope and I are no longer friends.

Penelope: COLIN THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE COURTING!