#incorrect polin quotes

[lilithafrodite]

Penelope: Do... Do I have sugar on my face?

Colin *swallowing nervously*: Yes. And, as any proper gentleman would, I must remove it... with my lips. And my tongue.

[asmilinghopelessromantic]

Pen: uh husband i think i have news

Colin: that you're literally the best, most beautiful woman, that's not news, it's fact

Pen, thinking: i forgot you're dense af

Pen: let me rephrase, WE have news

Colin: oh.....OH

Colin: that was fast

Pen: no i haven't gotten my courses after our first time, I just didn't notice

Colin:

Colin, internally:

[fandoms-my-fandoms]

PART TWO OF INCORRECT BRIDGERTON QUOTES THAT I REFUSE TO GATEKEEP (BUT I SADLY DONT REMEMBER THE NAMES OF THE ORIGINAL POSTERS I AM SO SORRY):

Lemme know if you want part three!!

[rottentiger-art]

Colin, lying: you know, if anything were to happen to me, I'd want you to get remarrie-

Pen: okay

Colin: 🤨

Colin: that was really fast 😠

[auggietheautisticvampire]

Colin: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, Portia is walking in this room.

Penelope: *wheeze*

[fandoms-my-fandoms]

These are TOO good and TOO accurate lmao. I love these.

colin "my wife" bridgerton text posts for y'all 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

[askclato]

Colin: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Penelope: *smiles* You are my reward.

Anthony: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Kate: Yeah, you’re a real bitch sometimes.

[lilithafrodite]

Benedict: Colin, I don’t know how you convinced Penelope to marry you, but well done.

Colin: It was my undeniable charme, of course.

Penelope: He chased down my carriage and unexpectedly proposed, saying, “For God’s sake, Penelope, will you marry me or not?” It was surprisingly lovely!

Benedict: Sounds more like unhinged desperation.

Colin: Well, it worked, didn’t it?

[thebluemallet]

Violet: Let me see what you have! Colin: (pulls Penelope out from hiding behind his back) Colin: A WIFE! Eloise: (angrily) NO!

[fandoms-my-fandoms]

I CANT WITH THIS FANDOM. HOW TF ARE YALL THIS CREATIVE. JESUS.

im fighting for my life here.

Wait I have an au idea.

What if, during his first tour around Greece, one of Colin has a travel companion, maybe a guide, let's call him Mr. Aetos, who takes notice of Colin's letters to Penelope. He knows when Colin receives one of her letters because they are usually the longest, and his whole face lights up. Mr. Aetos thinks it's adorable that this young couple clearly adored and loved one another.

One night Colin's face brightens as he opens another letter from his Penelope and Mr. Aetos chuckles. "Another letter from the wife?"

Colin flinched. "Pardon?"

Mr. Aetos could only smile. He remembers being that young and in love. Being lost in your own world with only your love beside you. "Your smile Mr. Bridgerton, it gives you away when you receive a letter from your wife."

Colin, from his end, could only flush. Penelope was his friend but with Mr. Aetos confusing her for his wife it kind of brings to the forefront of his mind that their letter writing was technically inappropriate. He should stop, but he also doesn't want to.

That's how Colin ended up referring to Penelope as his wife for months on end during his trip. Reading all her well crafted letters.

Returning home had not made it better. When Penelope called out his name on that drawing room all Colin saw was his wife there to greet him. It wasn't until Gregory and Hyacinth came around the corner that he remembered Penelope was not in fact his wife.

They didn't get a chance to speak, and Colin found he very much would like to spend time in Penelope's delightful company.

"What are you looking for?" Benedict asked him at the races. Beside both of them, Anthony seemed to be looking for someone too.

Like a reflex, Colin answered, "My wife."

Ah, there she was! Colin beelined towards Penelope, leaving behind to very shocked and confused brothers.

[fandoms-my-fandoms]

Babe…babe wake up!!!

It’s part seven of incorrect Bridgerton quotes that I have saved to my phone!!! I still have no recollection as to who posted these first, but as a member of the Bridgerton/Polin fandom, I thank you for taking the time out of your lives to make these!! Love you! Xx

Lemme know if you want part 8! There’s still plenty to get through!

[asmilinghopelessromantic]

Colin, smugly sitting backwards on his son's future study's chair: so you fell in love with two people who are actually the same person?

Benedict, deadpan: you hated Lady Whistle-

Colin: MOVING ON

Colin: as I was saying, I do have some experience with this type of situation

Benedict: you moped and brooded so much that I thought Anthony came back early

Colin: AS I WAS SAYING

Penelope, writing in the corner: nice one, Benedict

Colin, glared at his wife with no real heat behind his eyes: while I didn't react well-

Penelope: understatement of the century

Colin: DAMNIT, PEN, DO HAVE ADVICE FOR HIM

Penelope: in fact, I do, because you spent too long rubbing into your brother's face, I'll be happy to get the point as time is a bit of the essence

Penelope: Benedict, you feel betrayed but imagine your life without her

Benedict: I can't. She is engrained in my soul.

Penelope: then I suggest you hightail out of here to go get your wife. Talk with her, listen to her, and she'll listen to you.

*Benedict scrambles to the study door*

Penelope: wait, one last thing. She doesn't need someone to save her, just love and support her

Benedict, giving Penelope a kiss on her cheek: thank you, sister

Benedict after Colin clears his throat: thank you, Penelope's husband

[klaramarieleblochova]

Colin to the ladies: Were I to tell you even the tiniest of my adventures, well, I'd be forced to marry you!

Colin to Penelope: When I was backpacking through western Europe..

[fandoms-my-fandoms]

THIS IS A LITTLE TOOOOOO IN CHARACTER FOR HIM. LMAO. HOWLING.

Penelope: colin, what are you doing? Colin: writing my wedding vow Penelope: what page are you on? Colin: 511

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Colin: I know I’ve been talking about Penelope all morning, but another thing I love about Penelope is that she just gets me.

Eloise: Can she come get you right now?

[lovelymagnoliarose]

In the Featherington gardens

Colin: This is where we were the night we fell in love.

Penelope: Colin.

Colin: The night we kissed for 15 seconds and I became obsessed with you forever.