#polin incorrect quotes

[eleutheria-sunflowers]

Colin: Penelope is annoying me. Anthony: She isn't even looking at you. Colin: That's what's annoying me.

Insp

[bellarke-is-my-death-wave]

Colin: I’m so sorry I hurt you, I must make it up to you.

Colin: I know! I’ll help you find a husband!

Penelope: You’re going to help me find a husband?

Colin: Of course! I love you, I’ll do anything you want.

Penelope:

Colin:

Colin: I may not have thought this through.

[askclato]

Colin: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Penelope: *smiles* You are my reward.

Anthony: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Kate: Yeah, you’re a real bitch sometimes.

[thebluemallet]

Violet: Let me see what you have! Colin: (pulls Penelope out from hiding behind his back) Colin: A WIFE! Eloise: (angrily) NO!

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Eloise: I am the ultimate third wheel.

Francesca, cuddling with John: You shouldn’t think that way.

Violet, holding hands with Marcus: Yes, what makes you say that?

Penelope, sitting on Colin’s lap: Completely untrue.

Eloise: Wow. I have leveled up to seventh wheel. I am truly powerful.

[klaramarieleblochova]

Colin to the ladies: Were I to tell you even the tiniest of my adventures, well, I'd be forced to marry you!

Colin to Penelope: When I was backpacking through western Europe..

[lovelymagnoliarose]

In the Featherington gardens

Colin: This is where we were the night we fell in love.

Penelope: Colin.

Colin: The night we kissed for 15 seconds and I became obsessed with you forever.

[wish-i-was-milena]

Eloise: since when do you care about Penelope Featherington? 🤨

literally Polin at every ball:

[lilithafrodite]

Colin: This is real

Penelope: I know.

Colin: You're my wife.

Penelope: You're my husband.

Colin: You married me in front of people.

Penelope: I did. I was there.

[callmefirefly]

Colin: Penelope and I are no longer friends.

Penelope: COLIN THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE COURTING!

[eleutheria-sunflowers]

Penelope: *sighs* No one will ever be truly in love with me...

Colin: Are you sure?

Penelope: Yeah...

Colin, aggressively pointing at himself: ARE YOU REALLY FUCKING SURE ABOUT THAT?

Insp

[shadywhistleup]

P: I could sure stand to do something stupid. C: C: C: I'm something stupid, do me.

[askclato]

Kate: Where’s Colin?

Penelope, sighing: He went to go fight everyone who has hurt me.

Kate: Oh no, who first?

Penelope: Himself. He’s been yelling at the mirror for the past hour.

[thebluemallet]

Colin: Penelope and I are going to be married! Anthony: (eyes Colin's tousled hair, mussed clothes, and dust marks on the knees of his trousers) Anthony: If you try and sell me that bullshit line about not compromising a lady because you are a gentleman, I swear-

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Colin: I know I’ve been talking about Penelope all morning, but another thing I love about Penelope is that she just gets me.

Eloise: Can she come get you right now?

[thekatebridgerton]

Penelope (sobbing): Now I'm losing him! What'll I do? What'll I do?

Genevieve: What are you talking about?!!!

Penelope: Huh?

Genevieve: You are Lady Whistledown My God...!!

(Genevieve starts swatting Penelope with a Lady Whistledown newspaper)

Genevieve: Pull-yourself-together! "What will you do?" Is this a question? You will show him you remember that he is Mr. Bridgerton, and you will remind him who YOU are. Well, you know where he is. Go, confront the problem. Fight! Win!

Genevieve: And call me when you get back, dahling. I enjoy our visits.