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I mean you've threatened to kill me a bunch of times. You once told me you were gonna drown me in a river like a kangaroo.
[warm laugh of fond reminiscence] I did do that
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'is he stupid' is one of the funniest things to add at the end of a sentence it's right up there with 'many such cases' and 'because of woke'
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I've reduced my meds and then suddenly started drawing danganronpa. coincidence?
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My fujoshi landlord is kicking me and my partner out because she didn't agree with who was supposed to be the uke in the relationship
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adhd paralysis sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like
YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME
no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all
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you ever just minding your business and then you feel The Grief
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i’m like five days later but happy anniversary to the lelouch euthanisation
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do you believe you have an accent? (however you define this)
#goobers voting no is making me cry like omfg everyone has an accent dingus it comes free with your fuckjng xbox.#anyway yes i have semi thick irish accent but nobody can place where its from apparently 😔
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you should never admire living people because they could still do something to disappoint you in the future. if you really like someone and they're still alive you should kill them while they're still good
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Dealing with my fear of rejection by never asking for anything, and my fear of being a burden by never doing anything that involves other people. Foolproof.
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‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs
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dead meme format ik, but this is basically what pops into my head whenever i see a dumb take on their dynamic
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I love you “unlikeable” female characters I love you rude girls I love you mean women I love you girl interpretations of the “Asshole with a Heart of Gold” trope I love you women who get labeled Cold and Unfeeling I love you girls who lash out I love you women who lie I love you female characters who make people mad just by existing
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Megan’s Instagram Update (June 25, 2024)
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