#incorrect greys anatomy qoutes

[djcanipe99]

Marcus: Which one of you is George o malley,Spencer Reid ,Shawn Spencer,Neal caffery,Andy Dwyer ,Mike Ross jake peralta and Sheldon copper

George,Spencer ,Shawn ,Neal ,Andy mike ,jake and Sheldon : Oh, that's me.

Marcus: Wait a second... is your great grandfather father Indiana Jones

George,Spencer ,Shawn ,Neal ,Andy mike ,jake and Sheldon : nervously)Yes.

Marcus : You poor bastard!

[rookieoneil]

Wade: we are in the middle of a man hunt for 10 escaped prisoners and you all are watching Greys anatomy

Lucy stuffing her face with chips: we are on our break

Angela: Mcdreamy just punched McSteamy. Its thrilling tv

Aaron: i gotta admit, it’s a good show

Wade: lord help me😐

[shelbgrey]

Life of Dr. Y/n L/n: part 8

Derek: you need to lie very still, you’ve lost a lot of blood.

Y/n, getting dizzy from the blood loss: I didn't lose it. I know exactly where it is. *points to puddle of blood*

[vae1bixy]

Clay : What's wrong with new rookies? We weren't like this.

Sonny: We were great rookies

Clay I was great

Clay: You were ... good.

[djcanipe99]

George :You sure you want to get Grandpa's cuckoo clock back? That thing nearly put my eye out.

Spencer: Well, you shouldn't have stood so close. You knew what time it was

George:If I can steer that toy car around the room, then we'll be ok to drive.

Spencer:George that's the cat.

George : He threw my favorite food at me,Spencer . What was I supposed to do?

Spencer :George , baloney isn't your favorite food, animal crackers are.

George : No, they're my favorite food shaped like an animal. Do you even listen to me when we talk at night?

[rookieoneil]

Random guy on the plane: is anyone a doctor???

Lucy about to stand up:

Tim: what the hell are you doing

Lucy: I’ve seen every single episode of greys anatomy - even the bad ones. I got this

Tim: oh for the love of god

[shelbgrey]

Greys characters as things me and my friends have said.

Derek: "if your brain dead they just pull the plug" + "that's because you're a living celery stick Shelby, your better of in a salad than you are alive"

Meredith: "radioactive condoms"

April: *opens Harry Potter book* "now back to thoses sizzling sausages"

Callie: "so... Basically batman becomes ✨gay✨"

Mark: *hears plane* "oh god they’re back!"

Owen: "Why in gods name would there be a revolver that shoots that good"

Bailey: "I’m gonna crank 90s against Covid"

Alex: "Man you can really taste the heart attack in this fake meat"

Amilea: "I'm sorry I Goomba gomped your chocolate bar"

Arizona: "oh no not the hot pocket"

Jackson:"you don't football spike the egg into a pan"

Richard: "Just pull up to the one semi open Kmart and pistol whip someone in the parking lot"

Christina: "I’m gonna start judging people based off the water they drink"

George: "I might not get bitches but I got a cookie."

[shelbgrey]

The life of Dr. Y/n L/n part 3

*in OR-3*

Y/n: *giggling* hey Derek, why aren't kolaa classified as bears?

Derek: because they're marsupials

Y/n:

Derek:

Y/n: *mocking* BeCAusE tHeY'rE mArSUpIaLs - NO! it's because they don't have the right Kolafications