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he strongly disagrees
#hp#severus snape#albus dumbledore#minerva mcgonagall#mad eye moody#order#order of the phoenix#meme#incorrect quotes#cookies#fafodill#tea time#I needed to make myself smile tonight so I redrew a little meme I saw#what a mood#he's my spirit animal#poor man in his 30s who deserves a break#petty
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Reporter: Tell us Bruce, why have you recently decided to work out more? Do you just want to compete with our Clark? Or is it-
Bruce: My kids.
Reporter: I’m sorry what?
Bruce: I work out so I can still lift them.
Reporter: …
Bruce: if you have nothing else to ask I’m going to leave now. Let’s go Jaylad.
Bruce just picks up Jason and leaves.
Jason looks like a large dog that clearly isn’t used to being in the air.

Like this.
#jason todd#bruce wayne#batfam#incorrect batfamily quotes#he still gives all his kids uppies#batdad#he just needs to up his weight training game in order to do so#everyone is worried he’s going to throw out his back one day
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James: I love fucking Regulus!
Sirius:
James:
James: Wait, I didn’t mean it like that— genuinely, I meant it like, “I fucking love Regulus!”
Sirius:
James: I’m telling the truth!!
#marauders#james potter#sirius black#regulus black#james x regulus#jegulus#incorrect quotes#incorrect marauders quotes#he's telling the truth - do you ever mix up your word order or is that just me
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Monster Captor: Where are the other demigod prisoners?
[Percy and Annabeth hiding the escape tunnel]
Percy: They...died. Yeah, they died from the poor conditions here
Monster: Then where are their bodies?
Annabeth: They died from...The Vaporizing Flu
Monster: The Vaporizing Flu?
Percy nodding: Oh yes, very dangerous. Fever, vomiting, then poof! You're just gone
Monster: is-is it contagious?
Annabeth: Yes, but oddly enough only if you stand around in places where a previous victim has died and ask questions
#What did that post floating around say? “They build off each other like they're in an improv skit”#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percabeth#source: order of the stick#incorrect quotes
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#svu#incorrect quotes#incorrect svu#law and order svu#shitpost#svu shitpost#casey novak#donald cragen#captain cragen
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Dick: So given Roy's attraction to Jason—
Roy: How did you know about that?!
Dick: Uh, I have eyes?
#source: order of the stick#dick grayson#nightwing#roy harper#arsenal#teen titans#titans#jason todd#red hood#red hood and the outlaws#jayroy#batman#batfamily#batfam#batboys#batbros#batkids#batsiblings#batman family#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect dc quotes#dc comics#pride month
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*Avengers playing never have I ever*
Bruce: Never have I ever seen Stark naked.
*Rhodey, Natasha, Pepper, Loki, Steve, Bucky, and Stephen all take a shot*
Tony: In my defence i have a very appealing body.
#marvel mcu#mcu incorrect quotes#ironhusbands#ironstrange#ironhawk#pepperony#winteriron#stony#tony stark#the avengers#frostiron#all my tony stark ships in one place#i tried to do it in the order i think it happened#80% of these were on accident#tony stank
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#law and order svu#incorrect quotes#incorrect svu#rafael barba#barisi#sonny carisi#raul esparza#svu#shitpost
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(Sev and Reader walking into the Orders headquarters during the first wizarding war, looking tired and dishevelled)
Y/N; “It’s okay everyone. Voldermort’s gone."
Dumbledore; (shocked) “What do you mean “gone”????”
Severus; “Well, we realised that he’d been so focused on the wizarding world that he’d severely underestimated the risk of muggle style attacks.”
Y/N; “So Sev shot him in the head with a muggle revolver.”
McGonagall; “You did what??? And that worked???”
Severus; “Yes, it seems that even the Dark Lord needs an intact brain to live.”
Y/N; “And to make sure he stays dead, until all his Horcruxes can be tracked down and destroyed..."
Slughorn; (turning pale) "Horcruxes????"
Y/N; "...We cut the body into little pieces, set the pieces in concrete and dropped the concrete blocks in various bodies of deep water around the world.”
(Speechless, kind of terrified looks from the rest of the room)
Y/N; “So anyway, war’s over, you’re all welcome. Sev and I are going on a very long holiday now. Seeya."
#Crack#incorrect quotes#Inspired by watching “Renfield” the other day#severus snape#reader insert#severus snape x reader#minerva mcgonagall#albus dumbledore#horace slughorn#order of the phoenix#harry potter universe
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Eddie: I’m definitely the one that is in charge in the relationship.
Buck: Babe, could you stand up?
Eddie: *stands up*
Buck: Thank you, you can sit back down, love.
Eddie: *sits back down*
Buck: Hey, could you look at me?
Eddie: *looks at him while blushing*
Buck: Thank you, baby.
Eddie, still blushing: Anyway. Watch this. Buck, get me a glass of water.
Buck: Say please.
Eddie: Could you please get me a glass of water?
Buck: Of course.
Eddie: *proud of himself* See!
Hen, surprised: Yeah Eddie, you sure are in charge.
#incorrect 911 quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect buddie#buddie#911 abc#evan buckley#eddie diaz#sub!eddie#dom!buck#eddie loves following orders#hen was not surprised at all
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Late night posting. Thingy i made when i was losing my mind i might render it
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Bruce: why do I have 15 separate charges that amounts to 26,000 dollars on my card
Jason: shits crazy
Bruce: why are they all signed under “Amazon wishlist 👅 (for murder)”
Jason, sweating: ..that’s crazy
#the other wishlist called ‘girls night out 💋’#it has pipe bomb parts and a king size Twix pack#you don’t even want to see what Tim lists his orders under#batman#batfam#bruce wayne#jason todd#red hood#robin#incorrect batfamily quotes#jason todd my silly
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Clarisse: So given Princess' crush on Prissy-
Annabeth: How did you know about that?!
Clarisse: I have eyes!
#clarisse is so done with them#percy jackson and the olympians#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percabeth#source: order of the stick#incorrect quotes
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Maedhros: I have had Elrond for all of two minutes, but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone and then myself.
#He unfortunately did that out of order#lotr#lord of the rings#incorrect lord of the rings quotes#silmarillion#incorrect silmarillion quotes#incorrect quotes#elrond#lotr elrond#elrond peredhel#maedhros#lotr maedhros#kidnap fam
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