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fanaticalthings · 6 months ago

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POV: You're the oldest sibling

it's tough being the oldest.

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#it's tough being a single mom. especially when youre a man with no children.#give me a dick grayson who's always on the precipice of either strangling his siblings or showering them with love #im not really a ''tim drake is a coffee addict'' truther however i do think he should be an absolute diva when it comes to food orders #that single period that dick sends is that 10% of rage that just barely seeped thru #also dude's like 30 he def does not understand the slang of the youth ''lock in?? tf does that mean??''#also my girl stephanie deserves to be smart asf!! i wanna see her thriving #social media au #batfamily #batfam #dick grayson #jason todd #stephanie brown #tim drake #batkids #nightwing #red hood #spoiler #red robin #duke thomas #signal #bruce wayne #batman #batdad #dc comics #twitter #tweets #texts #incorrect quotes #fanatical posting

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p1nkshield · 2 years ago

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Reporter: Tell us Bruce, why have you recently decided to work out more? Do you just want to compete with our Clark? Or is it-

Bruce: My kids.

Reporter: I’m sorry what?

Bruce: I work out so I can still lift them.

Reporter: …

Bruce: if you have nothing else to ask I’m going to leave now. Let’s go Jaylad.

Bruce just picks up Jason and leaves.

Jason looks like a large dog that clearly isn’t used to being in the air.

Like this.

#jason todd #bruce wayne #batfam #incorrect batfamily quotes #he still gives all his kids uppies #batdad #he just needs to up his weight training game in order to do so #everyone is worried he’s going to throw out his back one day

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moutainrusing · 2 months ago

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James: I love fucking Regulus!

Sirius:

James:

James: Wait, I didn’t mean it like that— genuinely, I meant it like, “I fucking love Regulus!”

Sirius:

James: I’m telling the truth!!

#marauders #james potter #sirius black #regulus black #james x regulus #jegulus #incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #he's telling the truth - do you ever mix up your word order or is that just me

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percabethconvos · 4 months ago

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Monster Captor: Where are the other demigod prisoners?

[Percy and Annabeth hiding the escape tunnel]

Percy: They...died. Yeah, they died from the poor conditions here

Monster: Then where are their bodies?

Annabeth: They died from...The Vaporizing Flu

Monster: The Vaporizing Flu?

Percy nodding: Oh yes, very dangerous. Fever, vomiting, then poof! You're just gone

Monster: is-is it contagious?

Annabeth: Yes, but oddly enough only if you stand around in places where a previous victim has died and ask questions

#What did that post floating around say? “They build off each other like they're in an improv skit”#percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #source: order of the stick #incorrect quotes

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incorrectbatfam · 7 months ago

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Dick: So given Roy's attraction to Jason—

Roy: How did you know about that?!

Dick: Uh, I have eyes?

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911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch · 5 months ago

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Eddie: I’m definitely the one that is in charge in the relationship.

Buck: Babe, could you stand up?

Eddie: *stands up*

Buck: Thank you, you can sit back down, love.

Eddie: *sits back down*

Buck: Hey, could you look at me?

Eddie: *looks at him while blushing*

Buck: Thank you, baby.

Eddie, still blushing: Anyway. Watch this. Buck, get me a glass of water.

Buck: Say please.

Eddie: Could you please get me a glass of water?

Buck: Of course.

Eddie: *proud of himself* See!

Hen, surprised: Yeah Eddie, you sure are in charge.

#incorrect 911 quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect buddie #buddie #911 abc #evan buckley #eddie diaz #sub!eddie #dom!buck #eddie loves following orders #hen was not surprised at all

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twosbarisi · 1 month ago

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#law and order svu #incorrect quotes #incorrect svu #rafael barba #barisi #sonny carisi #raul esparza #svu #shitpost

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1nkpen · 7 months ago

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*Avengers playing never have I ever*

Bruce: Never have I ever seen Stark naked.

*Rhodey, Natasha, Pepper, Loki, Steve, Bucky, and Stephen all take a shot*

Tony: In my defence i have a very appealing body.

#marvel mcu #mcu incorrect quotes #ironhusbands #ironstrange #ironhawk #pepperony #winteriron #stony #tony stark #the avengers #frostiron #all my tony stark ships in one place #i tried to do it in the order i think it happened #80% of these were on accident #tony stank

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nephilimbrute · 11 months ago

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Late night posting. Thingy i made when i was losing my mind i might render it

#splatoon #agent 8 #jelleton #side order #side order au #CAN YOU IGNORE THE INCORRECT TAG IF YOU SAW IT

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tiger-grace · 4 months ago

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Bruce: why do I have 15 separate charges that amounts to 26,000 dollars on my card

Jason: shits crazy

Bruce: why are they all signed under “Amazon wishlist 👅 (for murder)”

Jason, sweating: ..that’s crazy

#the other wishlist called ‘girls night out 💋’#it has pipe bomb parts and a king size Twix pack #you don’t even want to see what Tim lists his orders under #batman #batfam #bruce wayne #jason todd #red hood #robin #incorrect batfamily quotes #jason todd my silly

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escapismisaddicting · 1 year ago

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“Hey! Yeah, Talia, It’s me Jay.”

“No, Bruce hasn’t been causing me any trouble, um- it’s actually the opposite problem. You… you know post-nut clarity? I think I’m getting post-lazarus clarity. You know?”

“Yeah… Talia, you kinda failed to mention all the shit that had changed in Gotham while I was gone. Like sure I have a replacement now whoop dee doo! But like- I also apparently have a charity named after me? All proceeds go to refurbishing crime alley- and apparently it’s been so successful that most kids I knew back then are now working in Wayne Industries. So- And you know that’s not the only thing? I have a park now. Like a genuine park named after me. With a statue of me in the center of a god damn water fountain. My favorite gargoyle was moved to the entrance of the park. Fucking hell Talia- I HAVE A MENU ITEM AT BATBURGER. NOT ROBIN. NOT RED HOOD. LIKE GENUINELY JASON PETER TODD HAS A FUCKING MENU ITEM THERE! IT WAS BASED ON HOW I WOULD EAT IT ON PATROL- I DON’T KNOW HOW TO COMPUTE THIS INFORMATION TALIA!”

#batman #dc #batfamily #batfam #bruce wayne #jason todd #red hood #ressurection #talia al ghul #batburger #his order is the Todd burger #it’s just a burger with curly fries #and coke with ice cream in it #all proceeds go to charity #shitpost #incorrect quotes

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magicandmundane · 6 months ago

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Watching the Darkness On Umbara arc, and because I still have Bad Batch brain rot, I’m thinking about how they would have reacted to Krell’s bullshit, so here’s what I’ve got:

Hunter: Sir, with all due respect—

Crosshair, flicking a toothpick: Which is none

Hunter, trying not to laugh: —we’re not doing that. Bad Batch, plan 43, let’s go!

Krell: Sergeant, you can’t—!

Wrecker: Too bad!

Fives, smacking Rex: Why can’t we be like them?!

#what’s plan 43? idfk i just picked a number #star wars #the clone wars #the bad batch #clone force 99 #tcw incorrect quotes #general krell #tbb hunter #tbb crosshair #tbb wrecker #arc trooper fives #yeah yeah i know rex eventually said “fuck this and fuck you krell”#but as soon as the FIRST bullshit order came through cf99 would’ve gone “yeah fuck this shit we’re out”

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percabethconvos · 4 months ago

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Clarisse: So given Princess' crush on Prissy-

Annabeth: How did you know about that?!