#Crack

[minxyone93]

ppl are always saying "Cas fell in love with a bug" or "Cas fell in love with a frog" or whatever but it's weirder than that. Cas is a 4 dimensional being. Dean is 3 dimensional. Cas fell in love with a fucking painting with a bad attitude.

[th3e-m4ng0]

[rokonrrc2]

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Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer

wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?

Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)

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Bonus:

Happy birthday, Tim 🥰

[nightdncer]

secret invite!

✦ characters : Yuji Itadori, Megumi Fushiguro, Takuma Ino, Inumaki Toge, Yuta Okkotsu, Nobara Kugisaki, Maki Zenin

✦ warnings : fluff, fem!reader, pure crack, cusses, pet names, lowkey shitpost, expecting to flip tbh

✦ A/N : GAHHH MIND BRAND MATCHES WITH GALLERIAN PERFECTLYYY

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[theheroandthehoodlum]

♡ A merry Jally Christmas ♡

Never let Two-Bit pick the presents for you.

(It worked out in the end though)

[solohux]

The Finalizer has its own newspaper. Digital, of course, published weekly on each officer’s datapadd. Whilst there are many different sections, everyone’s favourite part of it is the advice column, run by an unknown person who calls themselves ‘Agra Emit’. They’re an ever-present mystery; no one knows who the officer is behind the famous column and their sound advice.

Agra takes on all manner of issues; relationships problems, career advice, health worries. Their motto is known ship-wide:

‘Tell it to Agra, or fix it with bacta! There’s no problem too small for the wise and all-knowing Agra Emit!’

In desperation to get somewhere with his cold co-commander, Kylo sends an anonymous letter to the Finalizer’s famous agony aunt, asking for their help in building a friendship with General Hux, and how he can pursue a relationship with him.

Strangely, Agra Emit seems to know a lot about General Armitage Hux…

[kaia-artz]

Fave

In a context where Batman is known and seen through his public League appearances, the misogynistic, homophobic, "alpha male" guys start using his image to illustrate their discourse of going to the gym, and seeking submissive women. They admire and misinterpret his traits as endorsements of their toxic masculinity. Online, they share images of Batman with stuff like "Be the Alpha, Be the Batman". They even use the word Batmen as a synonym to Alpha Male. "Real Batmen don't show weakness".

When Bruce becomes aware of this, he hates it. He despises them for all their messed up views, knowing they completely misunderstand his principles. Batman's true strength lies in his commitment to justice, empathy, and respect for all individuals, values that are fundamentally opposed to the toxic masculinity they promote. Bruce is determined to distance his image from their rhetoric, seeing them as nothing more than sexist and homophobic idiots.

So he decides to be a tiny tiny bit more Brucie when they appear in public. Not in form, but in substance :

When he's asked a question, he tries to go "I have no clue, I'd have to ask Black Canary.", or "I'm not sure, I'd have to see what Wonder Woman thinks about that", or "This time, we really couldn't have done anything, anything at all, without Supergirl."

Also, Batman becomes more visibly affectionate with Superman. During public appearances, if he senses a camera on them, he makes sure to be seen clinging to Superman. He would rather face dating rumors every day than be associated with those idiotic discourses.

(It's also a good premise for a superbat fake-dating fic !!)

[mochiwonz]

─── HOLLY JOLLY SPIRIT ୨୧

PAIRING. fem!reader x boyfriend!heeseung CONTENT. comedy (crack) , suggestive , petnames , some fluff NOTE. as u can see... i gave up on the whole christmas theme thing LMAO but i love these texts :3 hope u all enjoyy !!

[ 💬 ] ... ️ when you and heeseung are both feeling "holly jolly" !

please like, reblog, and comment if u enjoyed :3 u can find my other works here !

© mochiwonz ― all rights reserved. do not copy, steal, or translate my work.

[yeetdeeznuts]

I love this stupid baby elephant

[monsters-demons-and-ai-oh-my]

Arcane Headcanon #253

With his (canonical) love of spiced “sweet milk” you know Viktor would be the one guy at the Christmas party getting sloshed on the spiked eggnog.

Jayce: (watching on in horror with a bow someone stuck in his hair from the gift exchange).

[kaia-artz]

Fave

headcannon that after Superman overheard nightwing saying that he was justice and Batman's lovechild with his super-hearing when he was talking to someone, he took a page out of Batman's book and now everyone knows that he says "I am justice" when he's defeating villains or saving people

[flufflights]

⟡ ⸻ unexpected

𝗚𝗲𝗻𝗿𝗲: enemies to ???, fluff

𝗣𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴: non-idol!heeseung x fem!reader

𝗪𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀: none

𝗡𝗼𝘁𝗲: ik its kinda similar to the jealousy one but yeah just wanted to post this

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Pe was always a nightmare because of Heeseung, the most annoying guy in your entire grade. He had this way of always getting under your skin, like he made it his life’s mission to drive you crazy. Today was no different. You had just finished tying your shoes when he walked up to you with that signature smirk. Before you could say a word, he snatched your phone right out of your hands and held it above his head, way out of your reach.

"Heeseung, give it back!" you yelled, jumping up to try and grab it.

He just grinned wider, looking down at you like this was the best thing that had happened to him all day. "Relax, I’ll give it back," he said, like he was doing you some huge favor. "But only if you go and get my water bottle."

You frowned. "What? No way. It’s in the boys’ locker room! I’m not going in there!"

He shrugged like he didn’t care at all. "Fine. Guess you don’t want your phone, then."

Your hands balled into fists, and you glared at him so hard you hoped lasers would shoot out of your eyes and burn him right then and there. But instead, you just groaned loudly and turned around. "You’re the worst!" you shouted over your shoulder as you walked toward the boys’ locker room.

The moment you stepped inside, your heart was pounding. It was so awkward being in there, like you were breaking some kind of rule. You moved quickly, spotting Heeseung’s bag, and opened it. You found his water bottle right away, but before you could grab it and leave, a phone started ringing.

It was Heeseung’s. The screen lit up with the name "Mom." You hesitated for a second, then sighed and picked it up, answering the call.

"Um, hello?" you said, feeling super nervous. "This is Y/N. I’m… uh… a friend of Heeseung’s. He’s busy right now, so I’m answering for him."

His mom’s voice was kind and cheerful, and for some reason, it made you relax. She even laughed when you said something about how Heeseung was annoying, and the two of you ended up chatting for a minute before she said goodbye.

When you hung up, you glanced at his phone again, and that’s when you noticed something. His lock screen was a picture of you. Not just any picture, either it was one from your Instagram.

Your jaw dropped. "What the heck?" you whispered. Why would Heeseung, your number one enemy, have your face as his wallpaper? It made zero sense, and you couldn’t stop staring at it for a moment before you stuffed his phone back in his bag. Grabbing the water bottle, you rushed out of there, your mind spinning with questions.

When you got back to the gym, you practically shoved the water bottle into his chest. "Here," you muttered, crossing your arms. "Oh, and your mom called. You should probably call her back."

Heeseung raised an eyebrow, looking more amused than ever. "Oh, yeah? What’d you guys talk about?"

"Nothing!" you snapped, feeling your face heat up. "And by the way… your wallpaper?" You tried to sound casual, but you could feel your voice cracking just a little.

Heeseung’s smirk softened into something that almost looked sweet, which threw you off completely. "My wallpaper? Oh, yeah. It’s perfect, isn’t it?"

You stared at him, trying to figure out if he was messing with you or being serious. "Why would you… why would you even have my picture as your wallpaper?"

He shrugged, still smirking, but his eyes looked different softer, almost shy. "I don't know. Maybe I just like it."

Your face burned hotter than ever, and you didn’t know what to say. For once, Heeseung left you completely speechless.

Taglist: @sugarish @slayyuna @irasvr

[yummysake-saucegay]

Men of Progress (Jayvik crackfic)

There, on his chair, sat a little plushie. A plushie that resembled himself, wearing the same Academy uniform that he was also wearing, sporting even his exact haircut, and whoever had made this had even thought of the little cut in his eyebrow. There was, however, a smirk on the face of the side-eyeing plushie.

“Viktor.”

“Yes, Jayce?”

Viktor did not look up from his work. Jayce pointed at the plushie. “What… is this?”

Finally, Viktor removed his goggles and glanced his way. “Oh, that’s Baby Jayce.”

Jayce stared at Baby Jayce’s smug face, the little beady button eyes all-knowing and challenging.

“Why is Baby Jayce in my chair?”

“What do you mean? He likes it there.”

The look Viktor gave him was one of honest innocence, eyebrows drawn quizically. Jayce almost sputtered.

“But… it’s my chair! I need to work.”

“He’s doing science-”

“No, he’s not!”

OR:

Viktor is introducing a growing collection of Jayce merchandise to their lab. Jayce tries to cope. Pure crack and fluff based on a fanart (link in notes!)

[kittenscookie]

I'm feeling silly, so have this

PJO Poseidon: ...

Modern Epic Poseidon: ...

PJO Poseidon: ...What the fuck happened to you!?

M.E Poseidon: Odysseus! Odysseus happened to me! Did Odysseus not happen to you!?

PJO Poseidon: No!?!? Not like this, holy shit NOT LIKE THIS! Can you even see out of that eye!?

M.E Poseidon: So you didn't try to drown him after he left Calypso's island!?

PJO Poseidon: THE FATES WOULDN'T LET ME KILL HIM!

M.E Poseidon: WOULDN'T LET YOU—!?

PJO Poseidon: Wait, so does that mean these were the only two options? Just let him leave or get our ass kicked by that fat thighed twink!?

M.E Poseidon: I guess so—!

"No"

*Both Turn as Another Steps Out of the Darkness*

Manwhore AU Poseidon: There was a third...

[kaia-artz]

Fave

AU where Bruce isn’t Batman and the ‘Brucie’ persona is mostly real, but he’s also not an idiot and well aware that his kids are vigilantes

Bruce, “I just wish Dickie chose a better costume than that. I mean, look at him! He’s like a traffic light.”

Alfred, “I believe it’s a similar outfit to one his mother designed for him when he was younger.”

Bruce, “….nevermind, I take it back. He’s my beautiful baby boy and his outfit choices are definitely not atrocious.”

—

Bruce, “Jay…mind explaining the bruises on your wrists?”

Jason, “Oh…yunno how it is.”

Bruce, stares

Bruce, “If your partner is hurting you-”

Jason, “NO, it’s nothing like that! I promise, it was….consensual?”

Bruce, “Is that a question or statement, kiddo?”

Jason, “Statement.”

Jason, later, grumbling to Dick, “Sometimes I feel like he’s onto us…”

Dick, “No way. We cover our tracks super well. You just need to come up with better excuses for your bruises. I mean, BDSM? You?”

Bruce, upstairs, listening through a bug he planted, “Dumbasses.”

—

Bruce, “Why is the Drake child in my home?”

Jason, “He’s a friend.”

Dick, “I think you’re choking him a little, B.”

Bruce, who has Tim in a bear hug, “Am I choking you, buddy?”

Tim, muffled, “Not at all.”

—

Bruce, “TALIA! YOU’RE HERE! Why are you here.”

Damian, “Why am I here?”

Talia, “We have a son. Here. Take care of him.”

Damian, “I will not stay w a man like…like him.”

Bruce, “What’s that supposed to mean?”

Damian, “You’re pathetically human and weak. I have nothing to learn here, Mother.”

Talia, “He’s beaten me before.”

Damian, “What?”

Dick, “What?”

Jason, “What?”

Bruce, smiling dreamily, “Such good memories.”

—

The kids find out he knew everything from the start when Dick has to pick up a drunk Bruce from a party. They arrive back at the Manor and Bruce won’t stop clinging to Dick.

Bruce, “Noooooooo! Don’t leave me! Don’t put on that ugly costume!”

Dick, “W-what?”

Bruce, sniffles, “It’s better than the Robin one, but come on, chum. You can do so much better than that.”

Dick, “You…know?”

Bruce, still crying, “Of course I knew! Good at covering your tracks my ass!”

Dick, “Do you know everything?”

Bruce, wiping his face because his vision is blurring and there’s two Dicks standing in front of him. Fuck, he’s dizzy, “Jason’s outfit is better. Tim’s is atrocious. But at least you gave Dami pants.”

Dick, “BRUCE!?”

Bruce, “Nooooo, don’t yell. My head hurts.”

—

Sitting in what Bruce has decided to call the Bat Cave because, helloooo, the bats?

Dick, "How long have you known?"

Bruce, "Oh, you know."

Jason, "From the beginning???"

Bruce, "I'm not stupid. Alfred, why does everyone think I'm stupid? My own kids think I'm stupid."

Tim, "Mr Wayne-"

Bruce, stares at him

Tim, "....Bruce. We don't think you're stupid. We just thought we were being...sneaky."

Damian, "Hmph. All of you lack training in stealth. Unlike me."

Bruce, "Dickie, how am I supposed to not know when I adopted a child acrobat and 'oh, look! a pint sized vigilante who can do flips off of buildings!'"

Jason, snorts, "Pint sized."

Bruce, "Jaylad, you started using guns a week after I signed you up for a firearms class."

Tim, tries very hard to hide a laugh

Bruce, "Timmy, your bedroom is covered in pictures of Gotham you'd only get from being on top of buildings."

Damian, scoffs

Bruce, "Dami, you trained as an assassin. Of fucking course you're a vigilante."

The kids, "....fuck. We suck at this."

Bruce, waves his hands in the air, "Don't worry about it. You're all bad at covering for yourselves, but me and Alfred handled it. Anyone who might've even got an inkling of who you might be have been...dealt with."

Jason, "Did you kill them?!"

Bruce, "What? No. Of course not. Right, Alfie?"

Alfred, "....of course not."