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not a l&o post but im rewatching the mentalist rn and

GODDAMIT MARCUS PIKE DESERVED BETTER

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sonny’s debit card pin number being the same number as his badge number is the kind of thing i would write into a fanfiction to show that he’s a moron

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Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

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RRaÚL vs "Rawl"

Or "How much 'úl' do you like in your 'Raúl'?

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“Fell-in-love-with-Liv” disease — the leading cause of SVU ADA retirement

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Suicidal streak. Look at those eyes! Ask him out already!

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I can’t do everything but I’ll do anything for you

I can’t do anything except be in love with you

& all I do is miss you and the way we used to be

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thinking so deeply about how rafael barba and sonny carisi are in love and how the svu writers damned them to be forever apart

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I love how their hair swoops go in opposite directions 🥺

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Why did they have multiple people make snide little homophobic micro aggressions to Barba and not let him kiss a man. Carisi was right there what was he doing with his lips?? Nothing!!!

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GOD the way he says suicidal streak 😭

Sonny: "I admire your...uh"

Rafael: "Suicidal Steak."

Best bedroom eyes.

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i have been fucking shOT

in my own fucking house

credits to @ shellhoed on twitter.

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LITERALLY

You’re not born queer, you begin working as a Manhattan sex crimes ADA and you become queer.