#incorrect castle quotes

[meganelixabethh]

Castle: D’ya think the wind is ever trying to tell us something we don’t know how to hear it anymore?

Beckett: I just want you to stop saying odd shit

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: Can I say something that will probably annoy you?

Tim: Since when do you ask for permission?

[shortnsweetsposts]

*Tim referring to Connor*: We're dating now! He's my boyfriend!

Bat!reader and Stephanie: 😄

*Stephanie whispering to Bat!reader*: I thought they were already dating??

*Bat!reader whispering back*: Just say something back to him, Steph.

Stephanie: Uh c-congratulations! That's wonderful!

Bat!reader: You two are perfect for eachother!

[dragonflavoredcake]

Iskall: This is my best friend Stressmonster, she's annoying but still brings me joy and laughter every single day

Joe: This is my best friend Cleo, they're really smart and chill and I love streaming and doing crafts with her

Grian: This is my best friend Scar, who keeps trying to eat plastic

[lyrichi]

[mc's alarm goes off during an early-morning gaming sesh w levi]

levi: is that the infinity castle theme?

mc: yeah

levi: I don't know if that's a green flag or not

[iwannabesawtrapped]

just another day of calling big murder men "babygirl"

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: You’re cute when you’re angry.

Natasha: [glares at them]

Y/N: But not when you’re angry with me.

[evilbubu]

[chaos-and-ink]

Matt: Frank.. can I call you Frank?

Frank: *brain loading* wait a goddamn minute-

[gayhoediaz]

9-1-1 very correct and canon dialogue 5/?

[kazuha-pista-badam]

howl: come on, i wasn’t that drunk last night

calcifer: you were flirting with sophie

howl: so what? she's my wife

calcifer: you asked her if she was single

howl:

calcifer: & then you cried when she said she wasn't

[v-seul]

*chloe, knocking on red's window at 3 am*

red: what do you want?

chloe: let's play 20 questions

red: ... okay, what's your favorite spor—

chloe: purple. do you like girls?

[luxthestrange]

KNY Incorrect quotes#38 Mom Hashira

Douma: Yesterday, The Hashira came to tormente-I mean talk with Lord Muzan I was there to deliver the refreshments, But Rui picked up their Nichirin Sword that someone left on a table, and let me tell you…

Douma: When Y/n yelled “Put that shit back” so loud, you know what I did?

Gyutaro & Daki*Both are the ones who interact with you more* You put your own shit back, didn’t you?

Douma:...I put my own shit back

[dragonflavoredcake]

Joe: If a werewolf dies but was an organ donor, does someone get a new kidney that turns into a wolf kidney once a month?

Joel: Dude, imagine having a feeling of pure bloodlust radiating from one side of your mid-back approximately every 28 days

Cleo: I don't need to imagine.

[incorrectcreepypastafam]

Lazari: would you rather be blind or deaf

Jack: I’m already blind

Lazari: do you wanna be deaf

[revillage-jokes-and-theories]

Mother Miranda : Maternal instinct is important for to raise these children. Alcina : I don't have this maternal instinct but I have an excellent sixth sense ! Mother Miranda : Really ? Alcina : Yes ! In some seconds, Bela will call me because Cassandra killed a maid. Mother Miranda : Alcina : Mother Miranda : Alcina : Mother Miranda : Nothing happ… Bela : MOTHER !!! Alcina : The real power of a mother.