meganelixabethh

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my partner is only 40 but nestled within him is the soul of an elderly man

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I actually think every tv show ever should have a badly explained musical episode because it tells us which actors were just drama kids and which were Theatre Kids. Very important information imo

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First moment I stepped into the first pub of last night a woman came over to say she loved my dress and I got to demonstrate BOTH that it was, in fact, a jump suit AND that it had pockets. Good omen yk

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regarding wrapped : did ask, do care, still love u despite ur questionable music taste btw

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is there any reason american rubbers are pink or are they just a little gayer than the rest of us

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far too old to care about fandom opinions i am an adult with a *sees a take* hm. never mind actually. i am in fact so blessed to have a huge brain and correct inconsequential opinions on fictional characters. there but for the grace of god go i

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A small and insignificant thing that annoys me in American shows is that no one seems to understand how a British (or just European tbh) persons driving skill would be different from an Americans. They make a joke but it’s always the WRONG joke. We all get taught how to drive stick as the default option so we all drive stick well and very naturally. That being said we (just British people this time) drive on the left so we will happily hop in a stick car an American can’t drive, but we will then be Very Stressed about the roads and turning etc. Mainland countries generally drive on the same side as you so they will just be able to hop in and drive off with confidence. Our roads are- generally speaking- smaller and more complicated so once we have confidence we’re on the right side of the road, a British person who had grown up even near a city (a lot of people) would be very comfortable driving around large cities, even cities like nyc. Where you need to make the joke is that we don’t like intersections because we’re used to roundabouts. The joke is that we can’t cope with driving down a long, straight road for 8 hours straight (because if we drove on a motorway in England for 8 hours we would probably drive off the island to be clear). If I see one more fictional character who canonically grew up in London struggle to drive in an American city I’m gonna SCREAM. You have several jokes you can make- JUST NOT THAT ONE

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thank you to myself for queueing that post because ITS THE 21ST ITS THE 21ST HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEP AND JENNA

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thank you to myself for queueing that post because ITS THE 21ST ITS THE 21ST HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEP AND JENNA

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The dichotomy of being an svu fan in 2024 is shipping Bensler in the earlier seasons and feeling whatever is the polar opposite of shipping for them in recent seasons.

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im into some fucked up shit. raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens. brown paper packages tied of with strings. i could go on but you couldnt even handle it

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I had an interesting night last night

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The thing is lads I cannot think of a better use for my tax dollars than feeding children. I want my taxes to give the single mother of three healthcare. I want my taxes to take care of the elderly and the disabled. I don’t care if they’re citizens or legal residents or whatever. I want my taxes to help people. Because we’re trying to live in a goddamn society. Instead my taxes go towards bombing schools and hospitals and refugee camps. Billions and billions sent to proxy wars. And still people quibble over whether we should feed children. What are we doing here. Feed the kids.

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Job application wrapped!

You spent 45 minutes staring into space and groaning.

You looked up the spelling of 12 words you already knew how to spell.

Your number 1 procrastination technique was reading about the Boston Molasses Flood.

The wording of the recruitment ad made you say "what the fuck?" out loud 4 times.

You caught sight of your cat and wished you could be her so that you didn't have to worry about this shit 7 times.

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nobody cares about the new sexual humilation fetish i’m pioneering where i tie pretentious asshole indie music guys to chairs and play them top 40 hits