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personally i think you should be able to afford a place to live with a part-time job

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Bringing this back around AGAIN to say I was whorish and wrong before it’s actually Guess by Charlie XCX that’s playing

Morgan, gripping the car door so tight his knuckles are white: Emily! Slow down! Please!

Emily, who learned to drive in Europe where they have manual cars and roundabouts, going at around 150mph: it’s a straight road and I’m driving a go-kart why would I slow down?

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Rip Anne Lister you would’ve loved wearing dickies with the waistband folded down

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THIS is the content I want to see

I would love for 14 to recount his adventures to Donna tho

14: "Oh right! You know the archaeologist we met in that library who knew me but I didn't know her?"

Donna: "The pretty one you were bickering with?"

14: "Yeah! You are never going to believe who she is, you ready for this?"

Donna: "Well, go on! Who is she?"

14: "My wife."

Donna: *Extremely loud gasping, nearly spills her wine* "NO"

14: "Yes!"

Donna: "NO!"

14: "Yes!"

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tumblr is such a different animal than other social media platforms for so many reasons obviously but one thing i really find funny about it is how on other sites if i see something that doesn't interest me i don't follow or don't like the post. but on here if someone i follow starts posting exclusively about something really niche that i have no interest in my reaction is never to unfollow. its just part of the natural environment. like oh mutual is now really into pro wrestling? ok i guess ill be seeing these guys around now

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The escort who yearned for the lonely drunk is insane work actually

no but u don't understand. if anything sotr made hayffie that much more tragic. think of effie, eldest daughter trying to make herself invisible, but goes out of her way from helping her sister, by treating the tributes with respect, sending haymitch off to his games with dignity and a promise to deliver his token for him to his love.

think of effie, trying to hide within the shadows once haymitch won, not seeking credit nor attention for her part, but always within distance of his cage, always within a watchful eye in case anything goes wrong and there's anything she can do.

think of effie, who saw the way and how much haymitch loved and lost, knowing full well her desire to care for him is limited only to their meetings during the games every year, as they lose and lose more children to the games.

think of effie, always thinking of haymitch, quietly hoping against the capitol's teachings, that one day haymitch will get better and be okay, and maybe even open himself up for love once again.

think of effie, the capitol girl who rooted for the rascal, the escort who yearned for the lonely drunk.

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Comparing Haymitch and Katniss' narrative styles is so funny to me because he's a yapper and she's a gatekeeper. He drops more lore on D12 in the first two chapters of SOTR than she does in the entire trilogy.

Haymitch is like "Yeah, so this person is related to this person who's related to this person and things are this way because of this and this thing actually came from here and this person is actually my best friend and also here's this extra tidbit of random info cause all my lore dropping comes with it's own additional bonus content and all my unnecessary commentary."

And Katniss is over here like "Tf do I care for if y'all know all the lore of District 12? I'm talking about my beautiful husband's beautiful eyelashes."

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People declaring they’ve gotten over their Taylor Swift obsession and dramatically taking down their posters of her and stuff on TikTok because they “haven’t really been listening lately” is always so hilarious to me. When I don’t listen to Taylor for a while, I’ll have shuffle on one day and a Taylor Swift song will come on, and then I’ll genuinely have to pause whatever I’m doing to sit there with the song thinking holy shit WHAT a tune! Do you think she realizes what a banger she had on her hands here? And then I go back to living my life with Taylor Swift still in my heart. It has been like this since I was ten years old. We are not the same!

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I've never done much digging into names from The Hunger Games. I knew a lot of the Capitol names were of Roman or Saint origins.

I did a bit of a further deep dive with Effie's name.

Euphemia means "well spoken", which I think most in the fandom know.

But, did you also know that Saint Euphemia was tortured and killed for refusing to make sacrifices to the Greek God of war- Ares.

REFUSING

TO

MAKE

SACRIFICES

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Why would you do this to me op

just thinking about effie trinket standing on the stage in district 12's square during the 74th reaping, watching a young woman bravely race to take her younger sister's place in the hunger games, thinking back on when she received a frantic phone call from her own younger sister, tears in her voice as she spoke about needing her older sister's help. how effie rushed to her sister's aid, no questions about it, because that's just what older sister's do.

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"male loneliness epidemic" is misleading because it implies that men are suffering because they can't get girls when I feel like the actual problem is that pretty much any online content that's aimed specifically at men conceptualizes the masculine ideal as what I call the Buff Scammer. there are only two things in this world that matter, says the Buff Scammer: being jacked and making money. how you get to either of those things doesn't matter, you just need to be as rich and as buff as possible or you have failed as a man. Get into drop shipping. Eat nothing but raw meat. Rugpull a memecoin. Remove seasonings from your diet. Sell an online course. Go to the gym daily. Starve yourself so your body will achieve ketosis and start burning fat. Attend a seminar on real estate investing. Work 80 hours a week. Take steroids but don't let anyone know about that part. Flip a YouTube channel after 10xing the subs. Sell AI art on Etsy and AI audiobooks on Amazon. What's that? You're trying to do this to get girls? Why would you care about women? Women are all stupid whores who don't help you get richer or buffer. The only people you should be paying attention to are other rich, buff men. If you do hang out with women you should be pimping them out on Chaturbate so you can at least get an ROI off your time spent not thinking about men. Male friends? You don't have time for friends. You should be hustling and grinding 24/7 365. And if you absolutely do need to spend time around other men you should only be spending time with other buff scammers so you can collaborate on entrepreneurial ventures. Like Jesus Christ even writing this is exhausting I feel like trying to be this dude would be fucking miserable like not only did you turn yourself into a friendless, materialist, misogynistic asshole who can only conceptualize the world in terms of value extracted but you're NOT EVEN HAVING FUN DOING IT!!!!!!

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hoax - taylor swift

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why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.

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I had never considered this but LOVE it- can I also suggest the first episode starts with introducing them all, seeing them all going about their day, all of them rejecting the idea that there might be another Great War, and then the last scene is them huddling around the radio, listening to Churchills announcement and trying to be strong.

I love Call the Midwife but all I can want is a prequel set in WW2.

Sister Monica Joan in her prime??

Sister Julienne and Sister Evangelina in the earlier stages of their career??

GIVE IT ALL TO ME. Show me them delivering babies during the blitz. Show me Poplar as it falls apart around them.

I don’t really want the 70s. I want the 40s. Show me what we haven’t seen.

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Effie calls people rat faced bastards and the fandom ERASES it

I don’t know where it came from in the fandom that Effie can’t tolerate cursing because in the books she is quite often described as “muttering obscenities under her breath” especially in regards to Haymitch.

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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits