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I'm sick so I can't do anything except for making a bunch of these

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Girlhood is sitting in the hairdressers with a picture of Daisy Edgar-Jones and a dream

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Ever since I was a little girl I’ve loved information

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Senior Assistant District Attorney Gaysey Novak.

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Lemony Snicket on the back of every book: Hey, these books are like really sad. Maybe don't read them.

Me, a depressed, neurodivergent, definitely not-straight even if I don't realize it yet child: And yet, I have never felt more comforted in my life. I would like to visit my good friends The Baudelaires, please.

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The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity

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Someone should maybe fucking not do that because my mental state is delicate enough as is and that would break me

someone should edit benovak to ‘merry christmas, please dont call’

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Extension of the concept is Liv looks like she would cry but would punch you and Novak looks like she would punch you but would cry

will punch you gf x will cry gf

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I don’t trust people who don’t like 80s pop music like what are you? straight? grow up

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I don't know why this keeps happening but I keep meeting toxic heterosexual couples who experiment with polyamory and are heavily into funko pops, board games, Disney princesses and Burlesque stripping and the man is always a withdrawn bearded dude and the woman is always a passive aggressive control freak with an Etsy shop that sells lawn gnomes styled after Dr Who characters and they don't really even seem to like each other but they're always exactly the same. this has happened four times

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Because it’s the only time he spoke some fuckin sense💀

That one time in Magyk when Marcia agreed with Silas without an argument. 

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Conversation while painting a wall at 9pm

Me: I don’t know if this is baseless self confidence, but I think if I gave it a fair shot I could make it into Mensa

Friend 1: me too

Me: you think I could get into Mensa or you think you could get into Mensa?

Friend 1:… both

Friend 2: guess we’re all going to Mensa then

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In the end, he became who he hated the most, an old man beefing with a teenager without the teenager even knowing the reason.

And it's really just beef carried on from the previous generation. The teenager didn't even exist when the reason happened.

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I need them to do a reboot of House but I want them to just go fucking wild with it. Everyone's gay, everyone's fucking. House, Wilson, and Cuddy are in a toxic polycule, one that definitely violates work ethics, that ends when Cuddy cheats on them with Cameron. I want it to be just as homophobic, just as ableist, just as fucked up, as the original and yet have the characters all be so fucking woke. Same episodes with the same plots but modern. I want Chase to have an onlyfans.

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This Is How You Lose the Time War, Amal El-Mohtar & Max Gladstone

CREDIT TO @sentientsky FOR MAKING THE POST THAT GAVE ME THIS VISION

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nothing more disappointing than a shower with low water pressure. i don’t want to feel like a wet sad beast left out in the rain i want to be power washed.