#incorrect camp camp

[campeyourdiems]

Max: There’s a thin line between being a genius and being a fucking idiot. Max: Neil uses that line as a jump rope.

[in-the-words-of-camp-campbell]

David: Hey, whatcha' got there? Dirty Kevin: Weed. David: Seaweed? Dirty Kevin: No, land weed.

[incirrect-camp-campbell]

Nerris: God, give me patience.

Harrison: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Nerris: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

[somewhereincairparavel]

credits to @aroaceleovaldez for generously revealing the font name i had so much fun w this (the fonts called 'centaur')

[halfblood-hero]

Judge: Does the defendant have any special requests?

Percy: Death penalty.

Jason, from the gallery: Percy, it’s just a parking ticket.

Percy, whispering into the mic: Please kill me.

[luh-lloyd-garmadone]

Greeks: Yeah Jason is cool ig

Romans: We’ve only had Percy for a day and a half but if anything happened to him we’d kill everyone in the room and then ourselves

[cabin9sblog]

Annabeth: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake. Grover: You are literally making a Valentine’s day card for Percy. Annabeth, pointing her hot glue gun towards Grover: You’re on thin fucking ice.

[iheartgirlzn]

WHERE? trend with chb

“she uses you as bait in capture the flag!” percy: WHERE?!

“he’s emo!” will: WHERE?!

“they’re mean to you!” / “they have light hair!” leo: WHERE?!

“she—” piper: WHERE?!

“he went insane in the labyrinth!” / “she betrayed camp!” clarisse: WHERE?!

[incorrectbatfam]

Stephanie: Just because you had one bad day at camp doesn’t mean you have to ruin MY experience!

Tim: I fell down a cliff and was attacked by bears!

[pickafilm]

Annabeth: What happened to your face?

Percy: Fencing injury.

Annabeth: We don’t do fencing at ca-

Percy: I was jumping a fence.

[incorrect-seafam-quotes]

Percy Jackson: I hate to disagree with you, but-

Poseidon: Please son, you love to disagree with me. Its your favorite thing to do. However I don't mind, and you usually bring up good points so let's hear it.

Percy Jackson: Actually my favorite thing to do is napping in camp half blood's lake but -

Poseidon, lifting his eyebrow pointedly:

Percy Jackson: ... goddammit.

[moonlit-typewriter]

The gods: we have made Demigods. Heroes.

Chiron: you fucked up perfectly good children is what you did. Look at them. They’ve got abandonment issues

[incirrect-camp-campbell]

Max: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

[f0rg0ttendaughter0fhades]

Got drunk and wanted to text him, Then remembered he doesn’t have a fucking phone because we’re halfbloods.

[sk1bidi-n1k0-e4ts-people]

Percy: ive been staring at the edge of the water as long as I can remember

Grover: stop.

Percy: never really knowing why

(Apollo and his children making background instrumental)

Percy: I wish

Annabeth: Percy stop.

Percy: I could be the perfect daughter

Percy: but I come back to the water no matter how hard i try...

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Percy: SEE THE LINE WHERE THE SKY MEETS THE SEA IT CAAAALLLLSSS MEEEEEE

(Not mine I couldn't find the og post)

[halfblood-hero]

Jason, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?

Percy: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle*

Percy:

Percy: It's perfume.