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Preston Assigning Roles To Everyone For His New Play

Preston: ...And David and Gwen, you just be, in the background.

Gwen: So we don’t have parts then?

Preston: Fine. You two can be shrubbery with identity crises.

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David: Hey, whatcha' got there? Dirty Kevin: Weed. David: Seaweed? Dirty Kevin: No, land weed.

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Programming graphics in X is like finding the square root of PI using Roman Numerals!

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Camp Camp Theme with Google Auto-compelete.  [it is in bold]:

OHHHHH~ There’s a place I know where no one goes, A place where the sun never sets, Where we can go to travel unvaccinated in 2022, and have adventures come to life. I know it sounds super cliche, but you make me feel some type of way. Camp Barneo is the place beyond the pines. We’ll swim and sail on savage seas. Catch fish NYC, and honeybees. There’s endless shrimp at red lobster! And no, I'm not cosplaying! Our Motto’s quabity first! And that means I’m still standing better than I ever did. We’ve got: Company! Hiking, Search and destroy, Biking, Horseshoe, Training that will save me from vecna! Scuba diving, Miming, Keep up with The Kardashians! Footing, Limbo, Science, Stunting, Pre-lit Christmas tree, Spacex, Treasure Planet, Bomb disposal, No Regrets! Fantasy, Circus Vazquez, and Juliet, and Other Stories, and Paintball, and Symbol, and one, and knowing is half the battle, and campaigns, and David, and weight watchers- It's Christmas!

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♪ Santa Tell Me…  How you can travel around the world in a sleigh pulled by reindeer. IN THE SKY!  Delivering presents to all the children in one night and… I can’t get a boyfriend?  How, does this make sense?!  HOW!?

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Wether we celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, Diwali, or Kwanzaa. I think we can all agree that quality family time… Is a DISASTER!

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When Nikki Is Trying To Convince Everyone To Celebrate Christmas

Nikki: I even brought a stocking,[takes off her sock when no one is looking then turns around]to hang by the fire with glee! See? :D

Neil: that just looks like a sock.

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I love Halloween, and I love that feeling: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner.

Nikki

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We can get twice as much funding if we have a girl.

Edward Pikeman, desperate for recruits

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There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.

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Why should Caesar just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that’s not what Rome is about! We should totally just STAB CAESAR!

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Sasha: Oh my God, I love your skirt! Where did you get it?

Ainsley: It was my mom's in the 80s.

Sasha: [gasp] Vintage. Soo adorable.

Ainsley: *smiles* Thanks! :D [walks away]

Sasha: That is the ugliest effing skirt I've ever seen.

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Jermy: [reading from paper] I wish we could all get along like we did months ago... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...

[about to cry]

Nurf: [shouting from back] He doesn't even go here!

David: Do you even go to this Camp?

Jermy: No... I just have a lot of feelings...

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I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can’t help it that I’m popular.

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David: [while welcoming new campers] I'm not a regular counselor, I'm a cool counselor! Right Max?

Max: shut up.

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Tabii: That is soo fetch!

Sasha: Tabii! Stop trying to make 'Fetch' happen. It's not going to happen!