#im weak asf for this game

[captainpissofff]

"...I know how it feels..."

"...fighting alone.."

"Fighting not to be alone.."

"..I just hope you found peace at where you are now."

A plague tale: Requiem

[berylcups]

I feel bad because this is my 3rd ask in less than 24 hrs, lmao 😭 anyway... I think u said you had pt.3 brainrot rn? Me too lmaoo, could you do hcs of the crusaders with an s/o who's standing kinda works like Wanda's powers from Marvel? I think that would be dope asf, tyty!!! 🩵

Hey sorry for the long wait! I assumed you meant Wanda from the MCU cannon so that’s what I based readers power off of since her powers are kinda vagueish. (Telekinesis and mind control) I hope this is what you have had in mind-if not please forgive me 😭😭😭 (it’s been forever since I watched a marvel movie…I think Black Panther was the last one? Damn that’s a long time ago!)

SDC X Reader who has powers like Wanda

CW: poopoo mention? Idk nothing really! But be forewarned- I love toilet humor and so does Araki it seems lmao

Notes: I based this off of the MCU Wanda and her powers. I did some research just to make xtra sure since my Marvel knowledge is a lil rusty! But I hope everyone enjoys!

Joseph

“Next you’ll say—I’m going to take control of your body gramps! …wait hold on a minute.”

He’s amused by your abilities! He wants to see you take control of poor bystanders or his grandson and make them do harmless embarrassing things. Silly things like doing a stupid dance, picking their nose, farting loudly in public, just really crude juvenile behavior. You think with him being the oldest he would act the most mature!

Jotaro

“…Stay out of my head bitch/bastard.” He grumbled.

He acts all cool and collected, unaffected by the power of your stand. But internally he’s sweating buckets. The ability to mind control and move objects is a very valuable ability. He’s happy you’re an ally and not one of Dios minions…but if you are, he’s willing to take you on! But he’s going to have to think hard on how to find and exploit your weaknesses!

He really wants to see you in action. Taking control of Steely Dan would have taken a lot of stress out of the whole lovers debacle.

Kakyoin

He thinks your abilities are cool! He’s actually really excited but is too shy to show it. He likes how you can control minds, Hierophant green can control bodies like puppets too. 🙂 it makes him feel good to have something in common with someone.

He does wonder if you can use your telekinesis to play video games or if it takes more concentration to do so… it seems like a good experiment to test out for him! (And me too… I wanna play my switch without having to worry about joycon drift 🥲)

Avdol

Magical! He’s intrigued! He would love to test your limits and help you hone your skills.

He wonders how strong of will you can take control of and how much weight you can carry with your telekinesis.

“My will is strong and my mind is clear. Just try and take control of me!”

Polnareff

“Mind control and telekinesis?! Niiiice. There’s so many things I need you to do!”

He respects your powers and he means well but… he really wants to see you use your powers for shits and giggles.

He wants to see you manipulate objects in front of nonstand users and take control of others minds to make it seem like they are being haunted.

“Tell the madame she’s forever doomed if she doesn’t date the beautiful man with the perfectly styled hair!”

…Don’t do it. He needs to earn love the RIGHT way 😅

Iggy

“Im just a dog. What are you expecting from me???”

*farts*

If you use telekinesis to pick him up he’s gonna PANIC 😱 here we come—Flying Dog!!!

Please fly him above Polnareff so he can fulfill his dream of shitting on his head like a bird. And so he can get revenge on all the other birds that shit on him by shitting back.

He will be your best friend ever after that. No joke. You got yourself a new dog.

[td-scenarios]

Okay same thing with Anne Maria but Heather, mean girl is so pretty.

Thank you so much (I loved the last one so much!)

OMG YESSSSS ur literally inside my head i swear <3 mean girl,,,, (also im gonna go w/ like s1 Heather since that dynamic seems the most fun to me :D )

Heather x f!reader where Heather isn't used to a girl crushing on her

Okay, let's be honest, Heather would act like it didn't phase her for the longest time

Like her "of course she likes me. I'm hot asf" mentality yk

She's a bad bitch she's gonna act like one

Okay with that out of the way

You've fallen for her

HARD.

Like, yeah, she's kind of a bitch to everyone around her and is extremely manipulative

But in your head, you could fix her (or decide you like the atrocities. either way, you love her.)

Really, it starts off relatively small. Your main displays of affection towards her were staying out of her way and just admiring from afar

Not close enough to be manipulated like Beth and Lindsay, but not far enough to be completely shit on like Gwen or Leshawna.

But slowly, it develops a bit more where you're just

"Oh no. It's not a simple crush anymore I think I really really like her"

So now, she is starting to recognize your presence within the game

You defending her whenever the other campers get on her ass

Never voting for her

Stumbling through your words everytime she talks to you

This is basically all it takes for her to notice that you like her more than in a friend way. Let's be clear, she's NOT dumb.

At first, she thought she could use it against you to get you out, but something about that idea seemed "illogical" to her

Heather decided that you'd be better to keep around instead of getting rid of you too early

Rookie mistake.

She may or may not start catching feelings back in the meantime

The way that you're willing to stand your ground against the other campers, the way you are pretty competent in challenges, not to mention the fact that you are somewhat bearable.

And, being Island Heather, she has no one she will willingly vent to besides the confessional and she did NOT want the people at home knowing a vulnerability of hers

So the gay thoughts™ stay pent up and attack her like crazy

This is when she starts to think that she NEEDS to get you voted off

You are messing up her game and by God if she loses that prize money just because the most attractive girl she has ever met is on this island she will just about murder someone

Any move you try to make on her from this point onward will be ultimately thwarted since she will make the most distance between the two of you as possible

Everyone else had seemed so EASY to get voted off, but you. You were just too perfect in her eyes. She couldn't think of any possible weakness that she could use to get you voted off and it was driving her insane

There is no happy ending here unless you get voted off I'm sorry. It's just her character to not positively commit to anybody while also participating on the show

But once you do get voted off

Her game on the show would only improve. Her only motives being the money and getting to see you again

She doesn't get the money

But you end up being the only person who doesn't laugh at her shaved head and that only allows the two of you to grow closer

(I'm so sorry if this is worse than the usual imagines i write </3 im kinda out of practice AS YALL KNOW qwq)

[mashiee]

Arlo headcanons please please please gimme

hrmhehahaheheaysysh

ok so

i hc that he has 4 older siblings, but was separated from them pretty early on due to [REDACTED] so he was practically alone his whole life, with the occasional step in from valerie

*[REDACTED] is a whole Thing, so send another ask in if you want me to talk about it and go into detail abt my hcs for arlo family/family dynamic(s)

this is very much why he so easily believes her and why he seems so much more adamant about the hierarchy compared to other characters

also why he acts like an only child despite having four older siblings

his sister has tried to reconnect with him but its a work in progress

he collects antique buttons and very much has a hyper fixation on them

yes he is autistic, tbh i probably dont even have to say that

bee allergy, esp hornets

hates wearing shorts outside would rather die than wear them out it feels so weird to him

honestly im not entirely sure what i hc arlos gender. it tends to switch between cismasc and amab demiboy. also sometimes tho its amab nonbinary or agender

also a bit unsure about pronouns. he/him for now but if i end up going for nonbinary or agender later on probably it/its pronouns. or maybe they/them

speaking of being queer he has internalized homophobia (possibly via valerie) so he probably doesnt come out until much later in life

he struggles with allowing himself to be feminine or sometimes even androgynous. was taught growing up that he has to be masculine and strong

its being worked on

plays animal crossing a lot

probably the only video game he plays. aside from maybe like. tetris

probably plays with elaine whether he knows its her or not

gay asexual

says he prefers dogs bc theyre more obedient but in reality he prefers cats

multiple times in a week he'll have moments where he'll suddenly Realize just exactly how Tall. he is

prefers reading over movies/tv/yt/etc. it just isnt as interesting to him. also he prefers things that are physical and that he can feel

acts all superior and shit but in reality hes super self deprecating and thinks he'll never amount to what is expected of him

was deprived of having hobbies and playing as a child so he's very much discovering his inner child as he grows and gets further away from the box he tries to mold into

likes adult coloring books a lot

cant stand repeating sounds it makes him dissociate

derealizes a lot

cant recognize himself in a mirror most of the time so he just. doesnt have them. and when in places that do have them he wont look at them. like if he's in the bathroom he'll look down the entire time he wont look up

same reason why he hates photos

absolutely despises mashed potatoes they are so slimey and disgusting

sometimes i consider hcing him as being 18-19 instead of 17-18 bc like. a lot of autistic children repeat kindergarten for lack of communication/interaction with other children

at the same time tho i feel like valerie wouldnt have allowed that

is a cat person

both in that he prefers cats and also that hes a wet cat

he never actually fights people he just crushes them w his barrier or lets them suffer the backlash from attacking it and then moves on

therefore he is weak asf and has no body strength. mr mans has noodle arms

long eyelashes

like john hes also vampire tier but hes sophisticated whereas john is like... feral vampire

sometimes i hc him as british and having an english accent bc i think its funny

can cook enough to survive but its mediocre

cannot handle ANY amount of spicy

pepper and any form of mint is spicy to him

hates mushrooms

has tried weed exactly two (2) times and has hated it both times

in his words "i felt like a coffee grinder with nothing to grind"

why do you, as a man, feel like you need something to grind? do you want to grind on a man?? is that it?? gay

the first person who convinced him to try it was a combo of rei and kuyo, the second time it was holden

arlo still questions why he did it the second time KNOWING he wouldnt like it

theres a senior chat and arlo got named "Big Daddy" in the chat by holden and he has no idea how to change it and no one will tell him so he just suffers

you would think as a king or whatever hed know how to blackmail ppl to get them to do what he wants but he actually doesnt

people just automatically listen to him so when hes faced with someone who wont, he either broods about it or straight up attacks them. sometimes both

more arlo stuff: arlo sibling info | [REDACTED]

[chilegp]

Hi :), me again.

Are you more a coffee for life or a tea for relaxing type of person?

Would you rather drink tea with milk and sugar or black coffee?

What made you interested in Motorsport?

Where you a child or an adult?

What’s your favorite tattoo you have so far? Which was the most painful?

HIIIIIII

im torn bc i love coffee so much but it gives me tummy aches JAJSJSKDKSFKSKFKSKFMDKF im WEAK 😭😭 ok so yeah coffee

would you believe if i said i have been drinking tea with milk the last 3 days because im insane (i hate milk!!!!!! but i had the urge to drink it!!!! gross!!!!!)

to be honest it was a sexy asf edit of charles leclerc and max verstappen 😭😭 i have family and friends that were massive motorsport fans so i was slightly aware but the edit was my peak,, very much adult

my hand tattoo for real i was not thinking looks amazing but i was whining the whole time 😭 it’s like drilling on a bone??? i felt i was getting a hammer in my fingers every time a line went by on the skin 😭😭 looks cool asf tho would do again

i have too much tattoos from very different things like anime, animals, fnaf, shows, games, idc at this point if i like it goes into my skin amen

sleepover asks!

[wraether]

dude tbh im a totally different anon but im frothing at the mouth like a little rabid clown begging to know more abt these characters. theyre sick asf and listening to the occasional nonsensical brain rambling is why i followed in the first place lol

Everything's under the cut, I tried to make it make sense without forcing you to read a billion excerpts from the roleplay, just a few. TW for toxic friendships, abuse, mentions of alcoholism, and also like. a lot of text

Before anything I've gotta give you a rundown on the necessary context to understand why exactly I've been losing my mind over these two. In short, they're characters from a danganronpa killing game roleplay server, where the "gimmick" is that every member of the cast has committed a crime & the setting is vaguely prison themed/inspired by deco*27's MILGRAM project; I write for Patryck, and my friend writes for Josephine AKA Soap. Here are their character profiles:

(God the art for these is already kinda old...)

For a brief rundown on their personalities, Patryck is a fairly average guy who desperately tries to be cooler than he is. He can't seem to hold down a partner, works too hard, and he's lacking in self control. In five words I'd describe him as flirty, burnt-out, insecure, sarcastic, and clingy. Soap is a lazy, hedonistic con-artist who's physically weak but great at reading people. They're a highly manipulative liar, and in five words I'd describe them as laidback, relaxed, nosy, cowardly, and pleasure-seeking. This is oversimplifying it, but I think it gets the general idea across.

Patryck is in on battery & aggravated assault charges for attacking a customer at work, and Soap is in for false impersonation—for most of the game, she was going by Josephine, the name of a missing person who's identity they'd stolen.

As far as the game goes, the two of them developed a "friendship" early on because Soap saw Patryck as weak and vulnerable—which he very much is—and he, simultaneously, needed someone to dump his issues onto. One of his toxic traits is forcing people to play therapist for him so, in a way, Soap was perfect for this… But unfortunately for him they had nothing but bad intentions. Patryck would run to them whenever he felt stressed or otherwise needed comfort and, in turn, Soap would lend an ear and pick apart his brain, pushing him into making worse decisions so he'd get upset again, crawl back, and the cycle would repeat. Examples of this include telling him it's okay to start drinking again when he started relapsing back into alcoholism, encouraging him to get into a romantic relationship with someone else when he definitely wasn't ready, saying he shouldn't stand up for himself after being threatened, etc.

This came to a head when, for one of the game's motives, Patryck was forced to wear a shock collar while Soap was given a remote that activated it. The power from this immediately went to their head, and without getting too into it, she shocked him repeatedly under the guise of "therapy" while getting him to trauma dump about things he usually kept under wraps and did this until he uhhh… passed out. The pain mixed with their placating, kind tone and scraps of physical affection did like. irreversible damage to his psyche I won't even lie.

Here's an excerpt from that thread, my friend's writing is first and the second is mine:

Then, after he passed out, Soap stuck around and sat by his side until he woke up again, which he latched onto as a sign of them actually caring.

And what's sad is he would've been fine staying in this ridiculously toxic mockery of a friendship, if only they were being honest with him; when he finally found out Soap was lying—remember, they're in for impersonation, and he'd spent the whole game believing they were Josephine—which led him to questioning all their behavior, snapping, and killing them. (He regretted this almost immediately as they still had an iron tight grip on his psyche, but there wasn't much to be done about it)

In the aftermath of the murder, both of their dirty laundry was forcibly aired. Patryck had to confess to basically everything he'd done wrong in the past—which is a lot, I can't stress how flawed this guy is—and Soap's status as a lying fraud was revealed post mortem. Seeing everyone hate him—and hating himself so strongly—Patryck came to the conclusion that he was an inherently bad person and that trying to change would be impossible. He was promptly executed for his crimes and died miserably.

Here's an excerpt from his final monologue:

(Real quick I have to say, Joey I know you get post notifs for my blog so if you—or anyone else from the server, spectators included—are reading this post, STOP RIGHT NOW! I'm about to spoil some stuff, and it'll ruin the final few chapters of the game if you know. So close this tab. Got it? Just come back when the game ends if you wanna read my incessant rambling)

Okay, so I know what you're thinking now: "Bio, this is an interesting dynamic and all, like, there's definitely something compelling about a guy who usually hurts others having his toxic traits turned against him by a con artist until he reaches his breaking point, but... this really doesn't match up with the art you've been making."

And you're right! It doesn't! Because all the shit from the game is just the beginning. It's where the brainrot starts, but there's more. Because get this: the killing game took place in a simulation, meaning now that they've died and woken back up in the real world, they have to navigate the aftermath of all the shit they pulled and realize that, after everything they did, nobody else likes them—and for better or worse, they're all they have now.

And... Patryck still wants to be their friend, because he'd rather get hurt than be alone.

Him killing Soap evened out the power dynamic somewhat. Now Soap knows not to fuck with him too much, and he knows she's a liar—knows who she really is—which makes it easier to avoid being blindsided by their bullshit. They're on an even playing field and can keep each other in check.

So they're just stuck in a room now in shitty plastic chairs with nothing to do but talk to each other. Man, it's palpably awkward, but they're able to reach this mutual understanding because, the thing is, when everything's said and done, they're really similar. They both need other people around to function, they're both afraid of ending up alone, they're both toxic to be around, and they're both dependent on pretending to be something they're not—for Soap it was pretending to be Josephine, and for Pat it was pretending to be "cool" so other people liked him more. But, their end goals with this diverge. Pat wants to drop the artifice as soon as he can, whereas Soap clings to the lies desperately and uses them as a defense mechanism. Pat’s desperate to be known and know others; Soap is desperate to hide away.

Regardless, now that it's been stripped away, Soap's forced to be genuine and vulnerable for the first time—she's never opened up to anyone before, but she's got no other choice if she doesn't want to be alone; he just wants to know her better, and it's scary for her.

But one of the key differences between Pat and Soap is their underlying worldview & how that affects their behavior and decision making. Where Pat is highly emotional, Soap makes it a point to prevent feelings from playing a factor at all. Pat killed Soap because he felt betrayed, but if Soap were to kill him, it would’ve been because they thought it through and doing so somehow benefited them.

It’s Patryck’s very feelings-oriented mindset that allowed Soap to hurt him so badly in the game; he needed someone to vent to, needed someone to show him affection, and they were able to take advantage of it since he’s easily placated by some kind words and a hug or two. Now that they’re out, though, and Pat’s her equal rather than her victim, he’s able to use that same mindset to disarm Soap completely and tear through their walls because they’re so highly logical and borderline anti-feelings that they don’t even expect him to be so earnest with them, let alone know how to react.

This head vs heart contrast between them is most clearly illustrated in their reactions to hearing that the other party doesn’t want to lose them, even after everything.

When Pat hears this, his reaction is nothing but relief. He doesn't even question their intentions when saying this, despite knowing the manipulation they're capable of. He's just happy to be wanted.

But when Soap hears what is, essentially, the same sentiment, they frame it differently, skeptical as to whether or not he's telling the truth and, as seen in one of the previous screenshots thinking, "He wants to use her, too, huh? Maybe this is what being lucky feels like." as if the baseline, even in genuine friendships, is taking advantage of each other, which is why they find it so terrifying that he wants to be close to her.

And Patryck's scared too, but he disregards it completely because he's much more willing to open himself up to being hurt if it means there's a chance at something real, at being cared for. His reply is natural:

So we finally get it. Hand in unlovable hand.

It's this insane mix of brutality and tenderness. Desperation and need. It's raw. It's emotional. It's a little pathetic, too. These two people who have hurt each other so terribly now have no choice but to be there for each other and, in a weird way, complete each other, since neither of them feel whole anymore; they click into place in the worst way possible, but it's so bad that it almost loops back around to being sweet. They're awful. They're wildly co-dependent. They're everything. They're driving me insane.

In the words of my friend: "They're therapist and patient and cat and mouse and victim and killer and also they are friends. by god they are fucking friends despite it all."

Since they've both lost their entire social lives, have nothing outside of each other, and nowhere else to go, becoming roommates is a natural decision, which is how we get to this domestic mess where their fucked up nature blends into something casual and expected. They bring out the worst in each other but, simultaneously, nullify a lot of their toxic traits; Soap's lying and manipulation is reduced to something he can easily deflect, and Pat's clingy, emotionally dependent nature isn't a problem for them, since they like having someone who relies on them a bit. Since they've both traumatized each other, they can also one up each other pettily with jokes about what they did in the simulation, IE "I wish I killed you for real", "Don't make me shock you more", etc.

Patryck still has potential to improve, but it's in Soap's best interest to prevent him from doing so, and he's so reliant on their company that the thought doesn't occur to him. Staying shitty with them is way, way easier than improving anyway. In a way it's kind of freeing to just admit he's terrible and have someone who will never leave him no matter what—who he'll never leave either.

And basically we've just been talking about and ruining our brains over these two nonstop. It's so bad, you don't even understand, we've made not one, but three separate playlists for them.

There is, of course, the in-game playlist for the terrible power dynamic when Soap was just ruining Pat's brain and emotionally manipulating him nonstop.

Then there's the playlist for the night of the murder, since Pat killing Soap has a distinct vibe that doesn't fit into each other two.

And, lastly, my favorite of the playlists, the one we made for whatever the fuck they've got going in post-game.

Then, just when you think it's over. When you think the brain rot ends. THERE'S STILL MORE, BECAUSE IT'S NOT JUST A SIMULATED KILLING GAME. IT'S ALSO A FUCKING TIME LOOP.

Everyone has been forced through multiple rounds of the killing game, and their memories are wiped before they're sent in again, meaning the truth with their current dynamic is that they might fucking forget it all, pain and tenderness alike, the understanding they've finally achieved might amount to nothing, and they know it. There's infinite potential for past dynamics, there's grief and anxiety over what they've lost and can no longer recall, but what's most important to them is what they have right here and right now. And they just have to grapple with the fact that they could lose it!

WHAT THE FUCK! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COPE WITH THAT!

And then just to cap off this borderline essay, here's the summary of everything, my friend and I's magnum opus: The Patsoap Iceberg. (which is essentially just a TL;DR)

[jinkicake]

I think the mean men are taking rotations in my head,,,, bc now it’s Lucifer turn😞😞 I heard this dude on Tiktok do like a seep voice thirst trap and I literally was weak in the knees!! Like I was imagining Lucifer behind me and I folded like origami 😭 like pls I was pulling for scara today🙂 but it was something like “ surely you don’t think your own fingers can bring you as much pleasure as I can? Imagine how deep inside you they could reach; you seem distracted should I assist?” And I was on the floor gasping for air bc he does have nice hands😩like honestly the 5”5 men have been dragging me so I forgot I had a size kink so this tall asf man letting me sit in his lap and I can lean I to him like a beanbag 😔💦 like he would talk directly into my eardrums and it would be over for me like if he really wanted mc to behave he could have just seduced me ngl Belphegor can stay up there🥰🥰 but also seeing that my beloved wanderer is not as easily aggravated as he was before is SO great bc I can be the one to agitate him🤭 like he’s trying to start his redemption arc snd not beat people up; but there’s me to annoy him every step of the way. 100 would steal the gnosis to give it back to him bc ik there not gunna give it to Ei and wtf is that little napkin flavor baby gunna do?? Shes on house arrest!! He’s bit evil so give it back!! Behaving like a menace for dick>>>> like if him or Lucifer aren’t under my tree wtf was Christmas for??

omgggggg.... i've been waiting for this for so long. I knew lucifer would make an appearance, I just had to be patient!

you need to forget those anemo clowns and get a real demon! not a 5'0 puppet!!!!! (heheh just kidding xiao, you're not a clown!) speaking of puppet, have you pulled scaramouche yet? how many wishes have you spent T T I LOVE his playstyle like WHy did they give him the ability to fly because he's now the best character like he's so damn fun

no literally like if lucifer showed me an ounce, a mere pinch, of affection then Belphie would have stayed up in the attic until I died likeeeeee i'll be lucifer's little snitch for my whole life! his good human! if that is what it takes for some lucifer cawk!

also yeah i dont hate his redemption arc (i cant believe im saying that) omg i saw a video of scara in someone's teapot and he's SO sweet, so kind. he is not helping my delusional yandere scara addiction likeeeee yes i want him to be nice and kind to me while still being a complete psycho to others </3 you can hide me away forever! you know what's best, scaramouche!

no bc i'll literally kick nahida's ass like send that little archon flying across the room so i can give the genosis back to scara... i don't want to see him cryingggg HSDIUFHADSIJ SHE IS A NAPKIN FLAVORED BABYYYYYFSDF LITERALLY

yeah i would act completely fucking dumb for lucifer cawk if that pleases him.... if that is what it will take to get him under my tree.... i want scara in my stocking!

[O.M.G. also... why have we NOT as a society (society being you and me LOL) talked about how good dilucs jpn va is. LIKE i was playing w him today bc i wanted to hear giorno and his va went to work like i kick my feet and giggle every time i do his burst andddd KAEYA TOOOOO like today i played JUST w kaeya and diluc to hear their vas...... it had my heart racing! their voices make them ten times hotter like omggg hottest characters in the game (itto and ayato-gaara look the other way]

[spatio-rift]

was there a theme that stuck out for each member of ichibans partys storylines in rgg8.... i remember really liking that almost everyone in 7 had something going on with a sibling or sibling-like figure (major ones were ichiban and masato of course, nanba and his brother, and saeko and nanoha, but there was also zhao and mabuchi and han joongi(7) and han joongi(6)).... honestly by the time the person i was watching got to play the drink links i was already so annoyed that the game had become all about kiryu that i stopped really paying attention. more thoughts under the cut spoilers obviously

my main gripe with it really was that at some point ichiban completely felt like a minor character in his own game lol. my main concern when i first heard about kiryu coming back in this game was that it would be like dual protags so when kiryu first joined ichibans party i was so relieved. and then he went back to japan and the party was completely split in half (which i hated) and all of the plot revolved around kiryu. or at least thats how it felt to me watching it.

in the first place i genuinely dont understand why ichiban faced bryce, even though it was kiryu who kept seeing haruka in lani and as such wanted to save her from bryce no matter what, and why kiryu faced ebina, even though his grudge against the yakuza comes from a grudge against arakawa masumi specifically, and he goes on a fucking monologue to kiryu about himself and ichiban, arakawa masumis two sons, one who idolizes him and one who hates him, etc. it felt like such bullshit to me that kiryu got to have the emotional end fight just so hed have his "im sorry 😭😭😭 its all my fault😭😭😭 i shouldnt have run away when i was the 4th chairman😭😭😭" it was sooo weak to me it just felt like the entire thing was just an excuse to arrive at an endpoint where kiryu decides he wants to live.

it was so annoying too that the game felt somewhat self aware like when it spent a little too much time on kiryu he would always be saying some shit like "ichiban is the future" "ichiban is the only one who can save us" but in the end ichiban felt like a grunt who just did as kiryu told him to

(long calming sigh) i should think of some positive things to say. like in 7 i did really like the conversations the party had w each other i feel like its the main strength of the ichiban games in general. and im glad akane turned out to be a normal woman i was worried shed be exceptional cuz then i would have been so over it. the new allies were great i loved chitose tomi and yamai.

i loved the giant shark and the giant squid i wish they showed up earlier when i wasnt forcing myself to continue watching even though i wasnt enjoying myself at all. i didnt care for any of the villains but dwight especially was a really odd case because they first humiliate him and then i gotta take him seriously? nuh uh even at the very end he was always pee boy to me. and whyd they bring back sawashiro for... nothing much really? i lowkey wish they had left the whole thing alone it was great as it was in 7. though the dramatic reveal that masato didnt trust sawashiro was funny asf to me.

all in all would i call the time i spent watching it a waste of time? not really because i was playing an idle farming game while i was watching it and i made a lot of progress. but other than that well. its not like my life is better having watched it

[trolldollinoveralls]

playing a game called 'do i sexualize my regression (bad) or do i just not know the difference between being submissive and in sub/puppy space and being baby brained (not as bad but somewhat concerning)' someone tell me the difference i just wanna be taken advantage of by someone with my best interest at heart cmon

cw: kinda (very) venty after the cut

trying to escape the trenches of ageplay/agere/cgl/cglre/abdl/ddlb discourse in my 20s while actively being kidcore asf irl and soso little brained has proven to be much harder than i ever expected . ive had moments where it feels so much better to just be small and not worry about anything since i was 16-17 ,, and when i didnt let myself it would be like a weak thumping on a closed door in my head and its all i can focus on sometimes bc im so burnt out from life . its exhausting being alienated from communities like sa survivors and age regressors who ive listened to and completely understand where theyre coming from and in some aspects relate to , because ive spent enough time trying to learn where i belong myself . im all for protecting urself from harmful things like p3dos and m+ps -- i do not condone p3dophilia whatsoever -- but for people like me (if there are any) that have just a part of them needing to be comforted and treated delicately (thinking on it i might have peter pan syndrome ill come back to it lmao) like is it really ageplay if im not playing this is just how i am in my adult body ?? idk doesnt everyone want to be saught after and adored ? doesnt everyone wanna be secure that the person they want to be with likes every part of them ? its really easy to pick on the doms/cgs for being the one with all the control but when u shame well meaning carers out of liking things i have to live with within myself whats left for the subs/littles/babies in this ? u know ?? if any of that sounds problematic or concerning ill add another preface : i do not approve of or condone anything that implies or could perpetuate harm to actual children who are not able to consent to adult activities . im just hoping im not the only one that relates to all sides while also not technically belonging to any ? if it sounds like i do and u know whats wrong with me my dms are open but please dont abuse it

DNI IF UNDER 18

[webginz]

i hope gaming gets the kaveh treatment (being weak asf) so all of his fans will shut uppppp

like hes cool or whatever but im already sick of them. every short male character gets an army of fans and none of them deserve one.

female characters are better and the fans less annoying (other than meta assholes, shut up about power creeps no one cares)

[alost-girl]

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS

I WAS LIKE "OKAY..THIS IS NOT OKAY" LIKE YO WE'RE IN NOBUNAGA'S ROUTE

Like he's tryna hint the MC about his feelings and you know it just kinda got shoved aside :"D

IM A WEAKASS FOR THIS TYPE OF SHIT

But then i thought it was over until...

AND THEN IT BECAME SO OBVIOUS TO US THAT HE HAS FEELINGS

THIS IS NOT OKAY FOR MEH HEART

WHYY SMHHHH

"But at least I'll still get to see her happy."

"-I'll watch from the sidelines and be happy for you both"

THESE LINE GAVE ME HEART ATACKS

Ok, I MAY be over reacting but still tho

I felt so bad for him because he knows in this route, he can't have her because she's already with nobunaga

I just want to rant a bit about this so it's okay if you ignore this, i just want this to get off my shoulders.

[dietmountaindewb8by]

Im literally too dumb to send a request here but I need yandare!five x fem!reader where he‘s just super possessive and jealous asf.

My weakness by the way🫣

hello! just so you know, you are absolutely not dumb!!

warnings: yandere content, mentions of murder, hickeys, assault (not of reader, but of waiter), murder threats, mentions of the apocalypse

Yandere!Five Hargreeves: Jealousy Headcanons

A jealous Five is a dangerous Five. It’s important to always remember that no matter what, if you want to protect others, you must walk on eggshells around him. Be sure he’s aware that you know exactly where you belong and who you are: His darling and in his arms. Always.

In all honesty, you never know when his jealousy would bubble over. He could be fine one second as you smile at the guy passing by that gave you a wave. That would be fine. But the second the waiter throws a grin your way he could be grabbing the man by the collar, yelling in his face.

“Five! Will you quit it? The poor guy didn’t do anything,” you shouted, clinging onto his arm, wishing this didn’t happen to you. Why did he have to pick you? Why were you his? But, then again, you supposed, it was incredibly selfish to wish this life of yours on someone else.

The man in question turned around, looking down at you and your pleading eyes. His face softened and he let the man go. With one glare, everyone in the restaurant looked away, minding their own business once more, though you knew the topic was on everyone’s minds and would be a conversation piece later. “Angel,” he crowed, pushing your hair back, his hands threading into your hair. “you can never be too careful. He was trying to take you away from me. So never, ever interrupt me in the middle of something like that, again. Alright? It could end badly for all of us.”

Being jealous appeals to a few aspects of his personality: the possessiveness, the obsessiveness, the protectiveness, and the desire to have everything under his control. It appeals to them in different ways, but they all come together to create the tornado that will become Five if he becomes too jealous. He’s already lost enough in the apocalypses; he won’t be losing any more, even if he has to break the timeline. That’s one plus of being the founder of the commission, he supposes. He can do whatever he wants with time if he pleases, even if it has disastrous consequences. It’s all worth it if you’re within his grasp, or clutches if you want to look at it that way.

Possessiveness: Five knows many things, one of them being that you’re his. You are his in life and in death. You were born for him; you were made for him; he firmly believes that destiny had prepared you for him from the very beginning. You are his soulmate, his love, his life. You are his. So when something threatens to take the light of his life away, when someone threatens to leave him in darkness, he has to do something about it. You’re his. Doesn’t the world know that? Is the universe once again playing games with him? What does it think it's doing, taking you away from him when you were so perfectly molded for his being?

The solution to this issue? Eliminate the threat in any way possible. If you fall into that person’s arms, if you left, he would be finished. How could he live without his soulmate? His other, perfect half? How could he ever crawl out of the darkness that was always threatening to overtake him? No, you always kept that away. You always fought for him even if you didn’t mean to. You kept him rooted in the light; he adored you for that. If you stopped fighting, even if it was on your own accord, it would be the end of him. He would threaten the person to stay away first if it was a limited interaction. Kill them if it was anything more. Maybe- just maybe- if he was in a good mood he would leave them with only a few permanent reminders instead of removing them from the world. 

Obsessiveness: Not only are you his, but you own him as well. His every thought. His every word. Everything he does, even if it’s indirectly, is for you. Always and forever is he yours. So why shouldn’t he expect the same thing from you? Of course he knows that you could never love him to the degree he loves you. He’d never expect you to. His love could rival that of Hades’ for Persephone; his love rivals the moon’s love for the sun and vice versa. He just expects you to love him as one does; he expects you to hand him your heart and soul as he’s handed you his. So when something else comes into your thoughts- not something trivial like ice cream or a pretty bauble you had your eyes on- he panics, he’s angry. Not at you, of course. You can do no wrong; you’re his angel, you have never committed anything near a sin in your entire existence. It’s only other peoples’ influences that can cause you to falter. 

Once again, the solution is to get your attention back on him. While he knows he cannot own your entire mind, he’ll try and get as much of it as possible, even if that means getting your attention in the worst ways. He will eradicate the threat by any means. He will cover your eyes when it comes to the gore, of course. He couldn’t bear to see you upset. But he will be getting your eyes back on him, your heart set on him. Like you are his, he is yours, and he deserves to have your entire self, not just the majority of you.

Protectiveness: You’re so fragile. Don’t you know that? It’s why the universe gifted him to you; it’s why you were made for him. You need someone who’s seen it all; the bad, the good, the in between. Though it seemed as if he’s only seen the worst. But that’s all for the better; he knows exactly how vulnerable you are to the world’s horrors and he never wants you to experience that. So when someone lays their eyes on you, when they set off alarm bells in Five’s head, he automatically becomes very paranoid. They could hurt you. They could harm you. Something bad could happen. His heart begins to beat faster, and not in the good way. He can practically hear the blood rushing through his veins, adrenaline beginning to course through them as well. You could get hurt.

You could get hurt. Therefore, they must be obliterated.

Control: He needs to have control over every aspect of your life. Your eyes must be on him. Your heart must be set on him. You must conform to his standards, but that’s not difficult, you just have to be his little angel. His darling. His baby. His love. His. If he does not have control over that aspect- the most important aspect of your lives- he loses it. 

Once again, the only solution? You guessed it. Eliminate the threat.

When it’s all over, when every possible hit to your relationship has been avoided, he’ll turn on you. No, he won’t hurt you. Yes, he will take you into his arms. Yes, he’ll pull you into his lap and rest your head on his shoulder, kissing and biting your neck. You’re his, remember? And if you can’t see that- if those people can’t see that- he’ll just have to make it more obvious, won’t he?

His lips leave wet trails as he works his way up your neck and to your jaw, sucking and biting lightly. Your gasps fueled him, your fingers in his hair only made him want to leave more marks. “Love,” he whispered; you whimpered in response. “You’re mine. You know that, right? All mine.”

[shygirlsimps]

How similar am I to the brothers and a mini rant about them idk

Not much to say for Lucifer, well actually a lot but ima shorten it bc it makes me mad (my previous post says it all basically), so I mean yeah it’s love hate thing with him I either wanna hit or hug him so he’s ranked either 5 or 6 out of the brothers gets bonus points for his daddy issues and being a dad who has a son with daddy issues hahahahahah Ima satan kinnie I will not confirm nor deny my issues with my dad 🥴👁👄👁💧

I mean ironically enough I do watch horror movies and ride rollercoasters even if I’m hella scared like even if Im so scared I wanna cry I force myself it’s weird I got issues, he’s my current fave, this tsundere dork is so adorable I wanna hug him so tight, especially when his brothers make fun him like stop leave him alone but I also wanna tease him and if he teases me back i would hit bc I have this issue where I hit people I like

I mean yeah he’s one of my kins and third fave, I just wanna tell him hes valid and I will gladly be an anime simp with him and cosplay and read manga and all that but our convos would mostly be us ranting or awkward asf bc I’m so awkward at first at least bc once I get comfortable I’m idk lol I got so many embarrassing stories like the one where I accidentally rejected a cute boy I liked when he was flirting bc I didn’t know he was or when I panicked and told the person I was talking to I have weak bones and he looked me up and down smiled and walked away

He is also another one of my kin’s and my first favorite but is now second, playing the game he immediately caught my attention and his backstory and daddy issues made me like him even more idk why I got issues anyways, we are so similar from being nerds to anger issues to piano playing etc, my whole family calls me a need just bc I read and get As well use to it’s been rough but they’ll never know they just think I’m being lazy now im just the awkward version of him that is super shy and has like two friends and no connections but ironically a lot of people know who I am I just don’t know them it surprises me when they talk to me I’m like I’m sorry who are you

before playing (just off looks) I thought I was gonna fave him femboys👀might also be gender envy I’m still discovering but idk I just didn’t maybe bc I’m so insecure shy and not liking emotions and he’s outgoing confident and touchy, but I still like him alot Bc like everything I’m not and opposites attract and I need him to help me come out of my shell and help with my skin care, Hell bring out my crazy that comes out once in while, his rank usually switches with Lucifer between 5/6

I mean he’s so sweet and nice it’s a little off putting to me, I really wanna like him a lot but I have trauma, plus just knowing he’s always (well not always but yk) working out or eating and is like 6’4 and super muscley is just like a no for me bc I’m disabled yes weak bones so even though I can walk dance and do normal things, i can’t do everything like run or jump and if I do it’s usually with pain, plus I’ma 4’10 (I thought I was taller but I’m not😭) 18yr old girl who’s been described as petite and fragile and quite frankly been given the kids menu one too many times it’d just be weird, also I got a love hate relationship with food I’m picky and other things like weight are a factor I thought about this too much hes ranked 7 I’m sorry Ik he’d be sweet about my issues but no

This sadistic mf who killed me I should freaking hate you but ima push over and for some reason you’re ranked 4, is it my love for purple stars the moon and the night idk but I get insomnia a lot so it’s ironic, but there’s something about him that I just like, I feel it’s my own trauma that makes me like him I mostly always like the daddy issues or edgy characters i mean Shoto,Dabi, Levi,Eren, Light, Zack. I just wanna lay down with him while he sleeps and I brush his hair and read or play games with him on my lap

I am done and if you read this all thank you now you know I’m basically a mix of taiga from toradora and hori from horimiya lowkey kaguya from love is war could also maybe be described as a little bit of Todoroki Bakugou and tamaki also excuse my mess of typing I hope it wasn’t too confusing

Anyways if you wanna be friends or Mutuals I’d be happy :))

[omod1c3]

Dr omo hcs 😍💪

I'll do trigger happy havoc rn, I might do dr2 later today or tomorrow

Im not including

hifumi,

kiyotaka

Mondo

Sakura

Yasuhiro

Monokuma

I just can't imagine them being in an omo scenario! Sorry :( if you have an omo scenario in mind for one of them feel free to tell me it and I'll write it!

Junko :

If she's angry she'll just go use the bathroom,

but if she's in any other mood she'll hold it for ages and then she'll record wetting herself, shes pretty bathroom picky, she'll only use clean bathrooms but does get off on relaxing her bladder all over the floor

Mukuro :

Holds it because they're always doing something, they know how to told it for ages, but sometimes they might not make it

Celestia :

Small and weak bladder

She drinks alot of tea so she'd have to pee alot. She goes to the bathroom if she's not talking to anyone or not doing anything, but if there's no bathroom around she'll hold it, she refuses to release on the ground or grass or anything, she only uses toilets, and she only uses the clean ones, witch leads to a lot of accidents and near wetting scenarios

(Srry celestes was rlly long)

Chihiro :

Small body, very small bladder, and a shy personality don't mix very well, he's too shy to ask to use a bathroom so he ends up in a lot of accidents

Byakuya :

Only uses his personal bathroom, a lot like Celeste but will ONLY use his personal bathroom, that's it, even if he's near wetting himself he won't use a public or school bathroom. He has a strong but small bladder, so he'd have to go really fast, but could hold it for at least 6 hours with enough concentration, if he pisses himself all hell breaks lose and will bribe people with money if they saw it

Toko :

Weak and big bladder, she needs a lot of concentration to hold it, but she can hold it for a good while

Doesn't like public bathrooms but will use it if she's near pissing herself, a secret of hers is that, if it's a cold day, she will drink a bunch and go outside in a skirt and a shirt, that's it, and wait until she wets herself

Leon :

Never uses the bathroom before a baseball game, but does drink a lot before baseball games, often resulting in rushing to the bathroom right after a game, he has a big and strong bladder, but baseball games are long enough for him to get desperate

Sayaka maizono

(Based off a true story 😍💪)

She drinks a lot of monster and one day her bladder just failed because of the monster, she didn't stop drinking it, she hates to admit it but she got off on wetting herself, she used to have a big strong bladder, but the monster had an effect on it and made it weak asf

Makoto

Still wets the bed, never had an accident other than while sleeping, he has a medium sized bladder, it's pretty strong, not much to say

Kyoko

Much like byakuya, but she only uses bathrooms in school or her house/dorm, she can hold a lot but she has a small bladder so drinks go right through her, she had gotten off on wetting herself but won't willingly have an accident

Aoi

Very strong bladder, but like Kyoko, drinks go right through her, she has peed in the pool a few times but she was really desperate, she never uses the bathroom, she just forgets, she really likes juice so she drinks it a lot, which leads to a lot of accidents

I really like writing omo so feel free to request characters from the following fandoms

Omori

Doki doki literature club

Danganronpa (all games)

Yandere simulator

Vocaloid

Obey me

[dokifluffs]

thank you for the happiest years of my life

warning: *spoilers to like parts of basically the entire show and manga but also mostly crack. soo you have been warned* also warning, l o n g

thank you hinata for your toilet song and your sunshine persona, never giving up and also all your bowel issues getting you in the most uncomfy situations with other teams, for being the greatest decoy thank you kageyama for your jingru bell, jingru bell and all your hinata boke’s, milk breaks, and probably deformation of hinata’s skull from how many times you grabbed it thank you tsuki for your arara gomen and being tol boi #1with great character development but also staying the sassiest one omfg thank you yamagucci for your gomen, tsukki and being tol boi #2 with superb confidence building thank you yachi for being the best townsperson B thank you tanaka for killing dadchi. Tanaka, nice kill! and being literally one of the best characters thank you noya for your rolling thundas and being the coolest senpai and being karasuno’s guardian and also choosing to come to karasuno simply because you liked the girls’ uniforms thank you ennoshita for being best dad #2 and tutoring tanaka and noya thank you kinoshita and narita for existing even tho you two are the most slept on akjhdkad thank you suga for being the best mom and also singing under the sea  thank you asahi for being unintentionally scary and dressing up as jesus evry year for karasuno christmas  thank you kiyoko for always looking out for karasuno  thank you dadchi- deadchi- daichi for being best dad #1 thank you takeda for being the teacher sponsor of the club and having the best quotes out there homie, you really big brain thank you ukai junior for reminding the crows that volleyball is a game where you look up 

Thank you Karasuno, for teaching me to fly

thank you oikawa for teaching me that instinct is something you polish, talent is something you bloom. also for all your yoho, tobio chan’s and milk bread being your favorite food, for hitting it till it breaks. you were always enough and i wish we could’ve seen you bring your team to nationals. hope your knee gets soon buddy thank you iwa for always calling oikawa shittykawa and etc. best bestie out there and also, you did your best. you are not a failure as an ace for aoba johsai. also thank you for making sure oikawa rested  thank you mattsun and makki for being such an iconic duo  thank you kunimi for sticking out your tongue in season 4  thank you kindaichi for being onion head and having a great character development thank you kyotani for making me intimidated of an anime character like bruh. homie, your back said “C”-  thank you yahaba for being best setter #2 tehe and also putting kyotani in his place  thank you watari for being Aoba johsai’s guardian and being tanaka written in cursive thank you yuda, sawauchi, and shido even if i didnt pay you any attention adkjah im sorry 

thank you Aoba Johsai for teaching me how to rule the court 

thank you kuroo for your hyena laugh, befriending kenma when you moved in next door, and being literally everything  thank you kenma for being best pudding head and being the best sugar daddy after the time skip to our hina baby  thank you lev for being long boi and having one of the best glow ups in s4 like literally scrumptious. Cant want to see your time skip animated and also, you’re gonna be a great nekoma ace one day bb  thank you yaku for being literally the best libero im sorry noya kajdhas omg akjda goals and also putting lev in his place  thank you shibayama for stepping in as libero when yaku got hurt in land vs. sky you did great bb  thank you yamamoto for being tanaka written in magnum sharpie, punk font and getting into a dispute with Tanaka on S I T E thank you teshiro for being best setter #2 uwu  thank you kai for being one of many underrated characters that should’ve gotten more  thank you teshiro for looking the most like a cat and being a pinch server thank you inuoka for being a lil sunshine too 

thank you Nekoma for teaching me how to connect

thank you bokuto for serving all of us your juicy a$$ but also being the best hype boi out there, capable of being so strong and proving to be so much stronger by growing out of your emo modes, for making akaashi choose to come to fukurodani thank you akaashi for playing with your fingers, for always looking out for bokuto, teaching all of us that we are the protagonists of the world, having a list of his weaknesses memorized thank you konoha for doing what we all wanna do and knee bokuto’s voluptuous ass thank you waisho for being like a normal lookin type bokuto  thank you sarukui, anahori, komi, and onaga for being part of this great team and also boosting bokuto up

thank you fukrodani for teaching me how to pour my soul into everything (every ball) 

thank you ushijima for teaching me how to harvest and farm for the ripest of fruits thank you tendo for BAKI BAKI NI ORAE NANI WO and being a weeb too. you were never a monster as a child or ever in your life  thank you goshiki for being female jirou from my hero academia and also realizing how much you need to improve at the end of s3. made me cry man  thank you semi for being suga in punk rock font  thank you reon for being you cause you rock homie. you and kai would so vibe together man. good vibes all around thank you soekawa, yunohama, kawanishi, and sagae for existing even though yall were slept on thank you yamagata and akakura for having shiratorizawa’s back’s as liberos thank you shirabu for using ushijima to your disposal like he wished. you gon be a great doctor bb

thank you shiratorizawa for teaching me how to have an intense force to my persona thank you aone for being the best iron wall and having the cutest friendship with hinata like omg his current fear is no one wanting to sit near him on the metro akdjhahds i’ll sit with you  thank you koganegawa for being the best angry bird bb  thank you Futakuchi for getting knocked over when you chest bumped aone  thank you obara, onagawa, and fukiage for existinggg thank you sakunami for having Dateko’s backs 

thank you dateko student section for making the most iconic cheer out of the entire show that’ll never die also, check out the live action stage ones akjdhas nekoma is stuck in my head 

thank you dateko for having the best cheer in the show 

thank you saeko nee-san for being the best tokyo drift driver out there with your Taiko team and being the best leader leading the karasuno cheers for da bois thank you karasuno’s voice principal for not expelling our two celled boyos, kageyama and hinata   thank you third gym for all the oya oya’s  thank you bokuto for hooking tsuki onto volleyball when he blocked ushi  thank you takeda for scaring ukai junior in season 1 when he repeatedly went back to beg him to be the coach for karasuno, begging to so many coaches and making sure they could have practice matches with other schools thank you to hinata’s tennis friend who taught him how to splatter step(?) thank you ukai senior for teaching them about the tempos thank you to the old guy that goes to every karasuno game even tho literally no one knows him bruh  thank you to Shimada for teaching our bb boi yams to float serve thank you for the twins and sakusa and so many more teams  thank you for bringing us to brazil with hinata, reuniting him and oikawa  thank you for all the commercial breaks  thank you for all the memes aka haikyuu dubbed thank you for all the radio shows with characters we may never get to see on the screen together thank you tsukki for pressing hinata’s diahrea spot thank you for dub yams’ he he he waluigi laugh thank you hinata for inspiring asahi to join the team again thank you kageyama for probably breaking hinata’s back so many times by kicking him  thank you asahi for calling out to suga  thank you kageyama for scaring the living shit out of hinata when he hit you in the back of the head with his rushed serve in season 1 in the practice match against aoba johsai thank you for all the meat buns eaten after practice, the popsicles nishinoya ate in two bites thank you noya for all the epic saves and pancakes you dove for  thank you for kageyama’s “nuff, nis, niceu-” to tsukki  thank you for tanaka and noya and yamamoto for all women are queens club  thank you suguru for getting under kuroo’s skin and making him petty asf in land vs sky  thank you alisa for being literally breathing, you and lev look so goodd post time skip like haiba sibs rule the world thank you tv that hinata had happened to be passing by, playing the game with the little giant, inspiring him to go to karasuno  thank you kageyama’s grandpa for getting him into volleyball 🥺 thank you for all the races while running, all the flying receive laps, the hill runs, the training camps, practice matches thank you for all the disputes that could happen before all the gears could be made and put into place  thank you kiyoko for saying that tanaka for some reason looks good with a banana thank you for the meat god dance, the serve cheer poses  thank you for making me love volleyball tenfold thank you for moi pon  thank you kageyama for telling hinata that he’s the greatest when he’s around, giving him his first official toss thank you hinata for telling kageyama that he sets just fine

thank you to all the voice actors for starting and staying through all the years to bring all our favorites to life, never failing us once

thank you spyair, burnout syndromes, tacica, nico touches the walls, sukima switch, galileo galilei, and more for so many amazing ops and eps

thank you for all the memories, all the laughs, cheers, heart racing moments, the moments that made us grip onto pillows, the edge of our seats, tears, addicting chants, making me simp for like 50 people, making my cheeks hurt from smiling so much, my voice raspy for cheering and screaming so much. 

thank you to this fandom for being like a second family, sharing all our love and crackheadedness 

thank you for the happiest years of my life

thank you haikyuu, thank you Furudate for bringing this amazing story to all of us and touching our lives with it 

[sharksandturtlesandspiders]

I finished season 1 of Blue Exorcist in a day and few hours.

Am I the only one who thinks its kinda underwhelming? Like when Rin was fighting Amaimon in the forest, he was badass. His feral expressions and overwhelming destructive power was a sight for sore eyes. And the risk of his identity being known was fucking exhilarating. He exposed himself, but cooly.

But in the end battle against Satan...idk...I got a few problems with it.

1. Its literally SATAN. Why is he not spilling guts on the floor and giving people painful deaths? I expected more. And how is Yuri resistant to his flames? I hope I learn more about this in S2.

2. The part with Yukio gaining control seemed like it happened way too easily. Like you would think it would take more than a "YUKIO! YUKIO! YUKIO!" for him to actually come to his senses.

3. I wanted more blood to be spilled. Like its a battle against SATAN, and the only time Rin coughed up blood was when they were doing the ritual. THAT seemed like more of a challenge then the battle with Satan. How was he in more pain in the ritual but with Satan he's just getting pushed around? No blood was invovled in the fight with Satan. I-...how??

Before all of this, when the others found out Rin was Satan's son, I wanted more backlash besides the bald kid freaking out. Like...??? Especially from Bon. Its his goal to defeat Satan, Rin told him its his goal too, and Bon never asking why Rin would do something messed up (he said he was going to ask him, but never did), asking why and how he isn't evil, or just something borderline of that just... I was expecting more. I wanted Bon to grab Rin's shirt and say, "You bastard...were you playing us this whole time? Was everything a game? Is making fun of my ambition funny to you!? It was all a damn joke, huh? Beat Satan my ass! The devil's your damn father! So, tell me right now why I shouldn't kill the offspring of the devil who caused so many people pain! Who killed so many innocent people!"

Rin grabs his wrist and says, "The devil is not my father. My father is Shiro Fujimoto! He was a priest at a monastery! He's the one who raised me and made me who I am today! I am not the devils son, and I never will be! I wasn't making fun of your ambition...and none of this has been like a joke to me. The real joke is you, thinking I'll take after Satan! I'm far from him, so don't you dare compare me with that bastard again!"

Something like that. But its literally like, "Oh, he's the son of Satan...that explains the blue flames...ok." The only one who freaks out is literally the bald kid who looks frail asf. That's cliché ngl. The 'weak, short, frail' boy being scared? Way overused. I was hoping there would be more internal conflict, like I was hoping everyone wouldn't accept it as easily as they did. And I was hoping while a few second guessed things, it would be Kamiki to stand up for Rin, speaking about the time he saved her and Paku, how he even loan her his shirt to save her the embarassment. But with the way it went down, it makes it seem like Rin was hiding it for no reason now.

I also wanted Yukio to accept his feelings of jealousy towards Rin, for being able to do what he can't despite inheriting the powers of evil, of Satan. Something like, "Why is he the one...to make things okay...why is he the one to do things I could only wish to do...He's the one who inherited Satan's power. Isn't he cursed? Why is everything going good for him? I'm supposed to help him, but he doesn't need my help...its the other way around." I wanted some HARBORED FEELINGS OF HATRED AND ENVY AND FRUSTRATION and then I wanted Rin to punch him out of it, saying, "Stop it...you're my kid brother. Don't you dare disrespect me by saying you're the one who's supposed to protect me! It's the other way around, dumbass! Im your older brother, I'm supposed to look out for you! So quit being a damn brat and just accept it! We're brothers...not enemies! So put your damn gun down and help me defeat Satan!"

WHY DIDN'T I GET THIS?? I feel like the beginning of Season 1 was way better than the end. I wish we had more scenes, more signs that Yukio was a demon, too. I wish that instead of just randomly bringing the grandpa up and his weapon of 'destroying Genhenna', that we had an actual climax to that. Something leading up to that point.

I also want the others (Bon, Moriyama, Kamiki, etc) to be more powerful. Like they're a 1 trick pony and I don't want them to be so...idk, replaceable??

Rin has destructive power, he's the son of Satan, I get that he's gonna be way stronger than them, but come on. Bon and Rin being rivals even when there's a seemingly enormous gap between them is just...

Normal rivals have a gap between them, but not to this extent.  If they were to be fighting in S1, Rin would win. No cap.

I hope Bon catches up or something.

And I want Bon, Moriyama and the others to fight mid difficulty demons, not the tiny small ones anymore. I get that its only S1, but I dont like how they're not really contributing, like in the fight against Satan. Kamiki literally said they can't do anything or help in the fight, so they had to stick to evacuating civilians. Thats a background characters job-

The beginning of season 1 was so good. What happened to the rest?

I REALLY want more badass Rin scenes, as well as Yukio still having a disliking towards Rin, but still tries to protect him. I.WANT.THAT.

The reactions towards Rin being Satan's son disappoints me greatly ngl.

This is just my opinion, I haven't watched Season 2 yet, so tell me what you think of Season 1 and the things I listed!