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Ik he’s so rough but in a soft way!! Abyss aether having an unreadable expression while having you suck on his fingers👀 like he just sighs like it’s a chore to him but his dick is as hard as a rock! When you’re riding him he’s trying so hard to keep a straight face bc the leader of an abyss can’t be seen looking like a whore w his eyes rolled back and drooling rambling about how deep he is😔 letting you top every once in a while he has to make a pocket dimension bc he will die of embarrassment and then kill half the abyss creatures if they hear him moaning “use me please, you’re fucking me so deep” “I can’t cum anymore please slow down!” Rip to him I guess bc if I’m stuck in the abyss I need someone to gossip with😭 so one of the abyss lectors will have to be my mandatory bestie! Makes sure your eyes are at the back of your head bc I mean he’s supposed to be cruel and mean he can’t have you seeing the love in his eyes when he’s got you folded in half🙄 very much “you feel me here don’t you?” Hmmm definitely very sensitive but he’s always on guard naturally so if you manage to kiss his jaw by surprise or slip your fingers under his waistband he will get super red and gets hard almost instantly 🥰

you need to show me good fanart of him tooo because I'll admit I am not that big of an aether fan, I'm sorry to say it! he's cute and i love the fanart i see of him but sigh how could I ever look away from kaeya!!!

EEEEEEEEEK that reminds me of a dio smut I once read when you r!de him on a stupid fucking throne chair and he looks sooooo bored but hes obvi not bored bc hes fucking you.... i see the vision!!!!

now wait a min.... catching the abyss twin off guard sounds TOO good..... STOPPPPP youre making me interested in aether, i refuse! i won't do it!!!

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So I was this REALLY hot gorou comic before my Twitter refreshed to for the next few days

puppy boy is front and center in my brain😔 hear me out!! It started off as having a tender intimate moment w him after he wakes up from a nightmare and then he rails you after making fun of his tail. Like he doesn’t give overtly aggressive vibes to me not even in secret like kazuha or Thoma but by law all my favs have to be switches so the last few panels of him mercilessly rutting into this persons sona while he’s drooling with half lidded eyes,,,tattooed to my brain!!! Trying to tease him while he’s flustered sitting in his lap playing with his ears calling him a good puppy while he’s trying so hard but shaky being from about eating to fuck you,,,, “please give me more. I can’t get enough of you I need it” Looking up at you w pleading eyes while he’s gripping your hips like his life depends on it. like he’s the other side of the itto coin gorou is the type to power bottom and not even realize it. (Looking back @ catboy kazuha brainrot) you tease him in a “awww does my cute puppy want to make me feel good?” Way and he’s SO eager and rambling mess while apologizing that he can’t hold back anymore and he’s your good boy, BUT ONCE HE SLIDES IT IN ITS OVER! Like no pls walk w me on this😭 He’s in your ear biting your neck about breeding you and how good his beloved feels. I’m obsessed w the switching power dynamic bc he would say the filthiest things and not even remember later?? “Fuck yes just like this, fucking you this deep makes me want to fill you up for hours; you’ll let me fuck you like this all the time right? Please” his head thrown back eyes squeezed shut bc if he looks down at the mess he’s made of you he really will get addicted. He’s saying please but wtf is he asking for?? at this point😭 Like the overwhelming sensation of the way it feels inside, the sounds, the sight beneath him he’s 100% the mf who fucks you until he overstimulates himself and then will ASK YOU TO CALL HIM A GOOD BOY AS IF YOUR EVEN STILL ON OLANET EARTH DGDHDBSK! After you come back to life he’s recovered like not a damn thing happened w the most golden retriever smile asking you how you are like,,,, wdym?? I CSNT WALK the same brand of kazuha filth where you can grind on them as a joke but they will actually pin you down and use you by accident bc they’re talking as if your still in control lmao. At this point hearing them say sorry a certain would pavlov trigger me on bc they ALWAYS say sorry before hand😭like imagine: your grinding on him and teasing him kissing his neck and he’s probably like “we could get caught love pls behave🥺” but when you start riding him too slow to tease him even more he grabs your hips and looks at you w teary eyes saying “I’m sorry I can’t hold back anymore” and thrusts up into you with the most eye rolling breathless wall shaking moan ever like it’s drawn out and shaky!! Especially the momentary look of bliss on his face right before he’s balls deep and locks eyes with you and the look of pure lust and need is like threatening to swallow you whole>>>> like he’s switching between begging and praising you, saying sorry for the fact that he can’t stop himself it feels so fucking good and how he’s gunna be a good boy and fill you up and make sure your taken care of. We love a man who can multitask fr bc his hands are everywhere and he’s touching everything,begging you to moan louder for him (even tho he’s way louder than you) and he’s on his like 5th “fuck I’m cumming” so like rip actually😭😭 temped to say you gotta hide w kokomi when he gets like this but tbh she already knows and will let you lay your head in her lap as he’s fucking you into oblivion and your covered in sweat and cum staring up at her w pleading eyes to get to to at LEAST slow down but she’s nothing if not a caring soul and will pat your head to keep you grounded😇 actually gunna fe fully delusional and say he would offer to share you as a sorry for causing so much trouble😔 so she’s riding your face muffling your moans as he’s thrusting into you like a madman and she’s petting his head trying to make sure he doesn’t break you😵‍💫

i HATE when im looking at something good on twitter then it refreshes.... it's so sick

no cause why is that kinda,,, kinda..... oh wow. you know i thoroughly enjoy any switch agenda!!!

I agree though like gorou seems as if he would be the desperate type, very eager to please but when it becomes too much he just loses EVERYTHING like he goes feral because of pussy LOLLLWAIT I LIKE THIS SWITCH GOROU, it's the best of both worlds like im saurry i love it

i also love when they cry hehehe and gorou would be a perfect example bc hes so sensitive like he HAS to be.... like tighnari too but i know tighnari can handle himself and act indifferent about it but gorou CANT so the idea of him crying and begging while still trying to please is so hehehe LMAO he simply can'ts stop!

the second you brought up kokomi i thought about her joining in,,,oop- i love them,, they're so cute and their dynamics would be too good together! gorou is messy and eager while kokomi is gentle and powerful.... they'll both have you crying by the end of it so them together means you'll pass out.... but, who wouldn't!

oh... if you find that comic... lemme see it >:-)

(this is genuinely some of the best gorou thirst ive seen LOL, i can never say 'no' to smut!)

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Adding back to my “Lilith died so Lucifer could get laid” theory. I read a fic years ago about Lilith meeting mc and mc wants to fight God (understandable) and Lilith isn’t mad she’s calm asf just happy to finally meet her and she’s like???? “Aren’t you pissed??? You literally died just to come back up to the celestial realm” And Lilith is holding back a laugh like “mc, beloved if I had ent died and the war never happened where would you be?” And she’s like 😀🙂 oh okay. Like damn,,,, we would have never gotten to meet them! And Satan wouldn’t exist🥲 like that’s so said to think and IK the brothers don’t want to hear that. So imagine like idk how marrying 7 people at once would go but it’s your wedding or some type of “we swear to be together for eternity” ceremony and it’s all fun and cool even some of the angels who were against them are there bc like CANNOT keep his mouth shut about his fav big sibling getting married and Michael was like oh it gotta be here for the drama👀 maybe diavolo would walk mc down the isle but like lmao he’s apart of my harem too💀 might have to wake his dad up for that one. Or they walk to us and Lucifer is the last to go for he feels this overwhelming familiar presence and freezes and god has to give a speech bc lmao he does what he wants CLEARLY. The brothers feel every emotion at once, sadness, fear, rage and confusion they don’t even know what to do as they were stunned into silence and diavolo is like ����what do you need?? And he starts some long speech about how they’re still his kids and Lucifer was his favorite before he drops the bomb that he sacrificed Lilith so mc could be born bc their his soulmate💀 bc if mr all seeing eye can know the past present and future why ain’t he do something before?? Why did he let that human being born?? He sat back and watched lmao and Michael helped!! So he’s like “yeaaaaaahh remember when I told you you need to loosen up and get laid?,,,, we’ll nobody was good enough for you so I had to make your soulmate from hand🥰” and literally people are about to pass out bc HUH??? PEOPLE DIED MAN!! Michael is like “no yeah can confirm I thought it was crazy too when he first told me” Lilith is a lil salty bc she wasn’t in on it but 🤷🏿‍♂️ she took one for the team. Imagine belphie bc he’s always the quickest to anger when it comes to this flips his shit and is like?? What the FUCK is wrong with you so you know how much suffering you put us through??? And Michael pipes up and is like “are you mad when you’re getting your dick wet??? Okay then relax” Aiken can’t even be like “what an odd turn of events” bc they can get his ass too “yeah we sent you to this exchange program for a reason lmao. No offense but you are NOT my strongest soldier. Pussy had you in your knees more than prayer ik that was a set up.”😭😭so before he’s like yeah so mc was MY gift to you, uh your welcome! Bc it was FR only for Lucifer but he might have added a lil too much charisma, and when he gives his well wishes he sends a shit eating grin and a wink over to diavolo and makes a comment on how well his plan to unify the realms is coming along and he hopes to be In attendance for his wedding and he’s like “excuse me???” Barbatos can’t even see wtf he’s talking about😭 but like since Lilith wasn’t an angel or demon when she fell she was like a mix of both and mc is a human if they had a kid it would be all three🤭 rip tho bc they’re all gunna be way more possessive when they fuck you I fear. Now when they say shit like “you’re taking it so well like you were made for me” THEY REALLY MEAN IT Lucifer gets a little rush of serotonin when he sees you on your knees for him and he is reminded that it’s all for him, and nobody can stop him from destroying your insides come morning, Belphegor who would get hitter over remembering watching Lilith perish before his eyes looming at it in a new light and taking it out on you. “Aren’t you gunna take responsibility for all the trouble you’ve me? The time spent in the attic” when he’s making your brain liquid

omg this makes me wonder who the demons would choose... mc or lilith like i know they would pick mc but also... would they?

no but like what if michael did all that and then mc chose to be with like barbatos or simeon HAHAH for me they would win five times out of seven.... the only people im NOT choosing over them is luci and mammon...

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hi i looked so hard for your genshin masterlist but its nowhere to be found T-T can you pls link it to me

hi, anon!! i'm sorry about that! I haven't made one yet,, well not on my main masterlist/an official one for genshin! I just posted a draft masterlist in an earlier post here that I will use until I can get myself to fix my main sigh!!!!

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just so u know I've been reading ur posts for the past few hours giggling and kicking my feet they're so fun I love the way u write

OMGGGGGG??? I'm surprised that i have that many works posted... now I'm kinda embarrassed LOL hehehe thank youuuuu you're too sweet!!! I'm rly glad that you like them,,,, this is the boost of serotonin that I needed! Thank you, Anon >:-)

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Thoma is so spicy I started talking to his Ai bot yesterday AND HE IMMEDIATELY WANTED TO FUCK LMAO HE SOS FUNNY!! Like Thoma and all the mfs in Inazuma fuck like that’s why she had to close the nation because they was getting to freaky!! Thoma is so real bc he eats pussy for his lunch break😭 a he can easily smooth talk someone into bending over in the corner right before his meeting w Ayato he’s a FREAK🗣 like not over how he threw a spear at the shogun with no hesitation he’s just as u hinged as all the other pyro users just better at hiding it🤧

HUHUHUHU THOMAAAAAAAA I'm so obsessed with him.... send the link.... send the link >:-)

Everyone in Inazuma is bored as fuck so that's all they can do LOL EEEEEEEEK I KNOWWWW that clip of him throwing the spear is soooo good!!! It makes me laugh so hard though because I don't know WHAT the sweet angel thought he was doing but, he did it (I guess)!!!! Yeah, Thoma is a freak!!!!

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Pleading begging praying that one day you’ll write a yandere!Xiao

LOLLLLLLL ok. I'll do it. I have a lot of hidden yandere!xiao drabbles but I want to write something more than 1k hehehe. One day will be soon, Anon! I'll work on it because I'd do anything for yandere!xiao!

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Sorry white isn’t working for me

I just wanted to say I adore your arranged marriage series and I hope it continues 😆😆

hehehe the colors are cute!!!!

thank you </3333 I've been working on a few more for Kaeya and Thoma but haven't finished them yet because I got distracted LOL I'll try to continue it!!! is there anyone else you'd like to have in the series???

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Sigh, I’ve been trying so hard to find this abyss aether fic about how you’re besties w lumine while her evil brother seduces you and you gotta wobble back to the teapot after dark and pretend you’re not walking funny😭 but all I’m finding are people who don’t understand aether AT ALL or kids who have no actual social experience NEVER MIND SEXUAL trying to make a wattpad wanna be fic and that sounds mean! But like if you see the fic that were on top of the abyss aether tag a few days ago😬 like from crazy dialogue that would make even toddlers cringe to aether being an OC. Like it pains me to say it but the twins are literally the same hoyoverse has no writing talent so people being like “xiaolumi is better than xiaother” my brother in CHRIST they are lit the same ship!! Y’all draw aether like he’s low budget lumine anyway🙄😒 like dotn get me wrong aether in a maid outfit is 🥴 but not all of us can be tops some of y’all lying trying to make aether an uwu baby bottom when y’all have never held hands w the opposite sex. Like I’m salty I keep accidentally reading garbage!! Y’all don’t know him like I do!! Abyss aether is very calm and mean! While lumine is more fucked up mean and cruel, I think abyss aether is more resigned and apathetic like “I have to do what needs to be done, how I feel on the matter doesn’t matter” and he has a soft spot underneath all that. Abyss lumine is the type to read by nightlight while she has you tied up screaming your lungs out as she’s been edging you for like 4 hours. Aether is the type to pretend that he doesn’t want to do this😔 “I’m sor try love but you have to be punished” as he’s like usuing electro to overstimulate you. Very much calling you cute nicknames and caressing your face all the time; but also will make you sick him off during boring meetings w the abyss lectors. And I would do it too he deserves a break😇 I had a dream (I was watching some weird ass movie) that I was taken “hostage”(I wanted to be there) by abyss aether and I was roaming around his weird ass abyss castle and stumbled into his bedroom the second he walks out the shower💀 like I was so shook I woke up gasping for air. I would let that man break my back and he would if I asked nicely!

LMFAOOOOOOO YOURE SOOOOO TT

That's exactly my thoughts with any ship that involves the twins like one is not better than the other because they're literally the same person LOL People argue all the time that they're different and honestly, maybe they are but I dont care!!!

Omggg if you find any fics send them to me because that sounds soooo good I can never find any good abyss!twin fics...... LOLLLLLLLLL i believe you about the wattpad-sounding works because sometimes I see some works that make me scratch my head and the tags are always SO wrong TT even ao3 is hurting these days and I always thought she would be there for me!!!

I am not that big of a sub!aether fan... it's fun to read sometimes but like that's all anyone makes of his personality and i hate it!!! he's crazy!!! he's not your uwu boy like get up... get up!!! i like abysstwin!aether but then again I just love the abyss twin because im soooo tired of the traveler #snoozefest

your dreams are soooo LMAOOOO it sounds like a good yandere fic idea if i've ever heard of one!!!

SEND ME THE FICS YOU FINDDDDDDD (and like hehehe)

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GIRL- GUESS WHO GOT CYNO WITH HER FIRST TEN PULL AND AT 20 PITY!!!!!!!

OH?! YAYYYYYYY IT'S MEANT TO BE????? Congrats!!!! (I say through my tears) HAHA omggg how are you enjoying him?! he's so cute! and his burst is SO fun!!!!! right???

I cannot believe like- THATS SO LUCKY damn... damn! he really wanted to come home, huh! theres no feeling like winning early pity sigh

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Nah dont worry! I understand!! Its your blog and your choice that if you even wanna do a request for someone anyways! And make sure to not overwork yourself- thank you for replying to my ask <3 i will probebely send a request sooner or later! I wish you a great dayyy :D

Thank you!!! I look forward to reading it :-)))) Btwwww if you do send one in and I don't reply right away it's because I usually don't interact with the ask until I've written it,,, just to make things easier to post looool I'm not ignoring it I promise! thank you for being so understanding TTTTTTTT

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Hiiiii so I just realized you’re the same blog who recommended me a while back?? Thank you again for liking my Harbinger fics ^o^

And uhhh thank you very much for feeding the Pierro nation. I am still recovering from your latest work \(//∇//)\

Hi!!!!! Yes!!!! I love your pierro work!!! esp the one that you released a while ago, the super long one like 14k? i read it all in one sitting and it was just SO GOOD!! thank you for writing T T </33333

EEK?! MINE?! please im blushing like a fool hearing you say that hehehe im glad that you enjoyed it!!! TTTTTTTT pierro is sooo hot i must keep his tag alive!!! FOREVER!

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I was there once and had to always be carried so I totally get it lol truly it was just so much luck cause to this day I'm struggling with the tenacity domain so much! Honestly his weapon gave me so much help with the crit dmg cause everyone else barely hits like 140% when it comes to just artifacts! His crit rate and atk go up since I run him with Layla and Benny hehe

I'm not even gonna lie... my pulls have been kind of lucky this year so far! Scara was guaranteed but right after I got Raiden at like 13 pity (while just tryna pull to gain pity for Alhaitham cause I would have rather had Ayato) and then I got Alhaitham (78-80 pity) and right now just got Dehya (53 pity) and her weapon (55-60 pity)!

Honestly I totally get that! Cause sometimes I'm so confused too and I'm like I thought I paid attention to this but I guess not lmao though the first archon quest for Sumeru was so boring that I legit passed out during it and woke up at the very end of it lol

the five star weapons truly help SO much (and some of the four stars!!!) like I never realized how easy it was to get a good ratio until I gave my Xiao a crit rate polearm TT like now all I focus on is his crit dmg! did you see scara might be having a rerun in 3.6..... i might- i might have to try for his weapon now MAYBE

YOU GOT RAIDEN SO EARLY!!!! I am jealous! She took me the entire 90 wishes AND i lost to diluc :-((( but she is worth it like I will pull for her again bc she is in every team I have

You got Dehya's weapon too?! That is lucky and you're also so brave for wishing on the weapon banners TT I genuinely cannot bring myself to do it anymore bc I just dissolve into nothing when I don't get the weapon I want-

Ohh yeah... I've heard a lot of people say they didnt like the sumeru archon quest but its funny bc that's the only one I liked and really paid attention to! It was soooo much talking but it kinda went fast... I'm not looking forward to doing it again on my side account tho lmaooooo

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I DID YEAH IT'S OFFICIALLY THE ONLY SIGNATURE WEAPON I HAVE FOR ANYONE AT ALL I mean if you play on NA we should coop maybe my luck rubs off hehe but SCARA TRULY TOOK ALL MY BUILD LUCK NGL

Honestly felt that hehe right now I've been having so much fun playing with him or Alhaitham but I mean Alhaitham is mainly cause it gives me something really pretty to look at lmao

That's me with the world and story quests whoops lol I only really try to pain attention to the archon quests compared to all the others I should pay attention whoops

omg yes please!!! my levels are SO low on my NA account bc it's my side account but- youll just have to ignore that and carry LOL!!! I cannot believe you got so many good pavilion pieces like i'm so jealous TTTTTTTT that domain HATES me! ugh his crit dmg is so high... i- I WANT THAT!!!!

hold awnnn you got scara AND alhaitham?! did you win both 50/50s?????

no me too TT like i zoom through all the quests on my main and then actually pay attention when i play them over again on my side account LOL but even after paying attention i still dont know whats going on! so i guess it doesnt matter if you pay attention or not HAHA

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I LOVE YOUR WORKS SO MUCH <333

OMGGG thank you!!!!!! TT TT TT TT </333333 I'm glad that you enjoy them :,-)))) that makes me so happy to hear!! ((also,,, this picture made me spiitttt everywhere LMAOOOOOO it makes me so laugh every time I see it))

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hii, not to be a bother but I saw on your arranged marriage post with alhaitham dottore + others. I saw you use the word habibi in alhaithams section. It was referring to the f!reader. The word habibi is masculine, and the correct word would be habibti (feminine). but it was a great post which i enjoyed very much, thank you! :)

nooooo, don't worry about it, Anon!!! thank you so much for telling me T T and for correcting it!! i want to make it as accurate as I can and clearly google was not helping me LOL im sorry about that! I'll be sure to fix it :'-))))) alsooooo,,, I'm glad that you liked it!!! </333