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house's little laugh as wilson openly flirts with him through an MRI microphone is Doing Things to me
#they're just. they're#idk they're sure something#house md#hilson#damn it wait i just realized why this moment is getting to me so much#there is just something so *genuine* about it#like it's the tiniest little chuckle but#no one can see house right now#wilson can't see his reaction#he can't even hear house laugh because it's soundless except for the little breath house takes before returning the banter#house is in a ton of pain from his leg and he's self destructive and generally miserable#but just for a second wilson made him happy#and as tiny a moment as it is#there's something so precious about it because it's a rare moment of complete sincerity from house#and we know it's sincere because literally nobody can see him#so yeah as i said. it is Doing Things to me#house s02e13#house season 2#videos - house#op#house 2x13
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"As usual, you couldn't be more off the mark, Agent Date..." Honestly, how was someone like him able to solve a crossword puzzle, let alone a serial killing case? Jin couldn't help but feel a bit insulted...
"I would have assumed that a pervert like you would know that my girlfriend works at that tacky maid cafe...Honestly..."
closed starter x // @orderbourne
"No office romance on my watch," very immature huff at the other. His sight darts between the other and the oblivious secretary. No!!! He's not jealous!
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film red becomes physical torture when you remember that right after losing uta, luffy loses sabo too. and when he thinks "well, at least i have ace left" the guy fucking dies in front of him. so idk. it hurts worse than getting stabbed.
#guy can't be happy istg#LET ME HUG LUFFY#can we talk more about luffy's abandonment issues and need to be strong bc he refuses to lose anyone else#pleaseplease#i could talk for hours about luffy's character and savior complex and abandonment issues and nobody would fucking care but i'd be happy#one piece#monkey d luffy#revolutionary sabo#uta one piece#portgas d ace#asl brothers#film red
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naruto crack au where kakashi manages to successfully drill the "never abandon your comrades" thing into team seven's heads
so when sasuke deserts naruto and sakura immediately desert with him. like he gets to the village gates and they're just waiting for him bags packed like "what took u so long we doing this or what"
he tries to get them to go back bc of course he does. "no you losers this is about me i'm going to kill my brother. also i'll have to kill my best friend for the super sharingan and you two are like the only people i talk to". but they do not listen. teamwork sasuke we will defeat your brother (OUR brother #communism) with the power of teamwork. just like kakashi-sensei said
suddenly orochimaru has to deal with three horrible little goblins with an even more codependent relationship than his old team
#naruto#team seven#orochimaru's favorite is sakura bc she's smart and respectful and gives kabuto headaches#kabuto's favorite is naruto bc he thinks he's funny#nobody's favorite is sasuke. he's fine with that tho#also sakura can still summon slugs she made a bet with tsunade ahead of time for the right to make the contract#kakashi keeps trying to get his team back but keeps approaching them one on one#which always ends in whoever he's talking to going ''i can't abandon my teammates sensei wtf''#obito is watching all of this from the bushes and laughing his ass off#the sound five live bc. nobody bothered to tell tsunade team seven had left until it was way too late#orochimaru keeps her updated tho#every time kakashi tries to sneak in and steal his kids back oro sends him back with pictures of how they're doing#''little sakura-chan is making excellent progress with chakra scalpels! you must be so proud! oh wait''#she hopes he dies#oro tells naruto who his parents are to spite jiraiya#unfortunately he does this when they're all still annoying little thirteen-year-old shitheads#so sakura and sasuke are both furious and don't talk to either of them for a day#they don't even know what they're mad about they're just Mad#meanwhile sakura's parents are happy to hear she's doing well and hope she writes soon#they don't. they don't really get the treason thing#team hebi/taka still forms ofc#it's an absolute disaster#sakura's a little sad when they finally ditch orochimaru bc she'd actually really enjoyed learning from him#like yeah he was an absolutely horrible human being but. she learned a lot!#he comes back later ofc#there's sorta an awkward moment when naruto finds out gaara got abducted and demands to go after him#sasuke: ok have fun#sakura: we're going too#sasuke: fuck#orochimaru: tell sasori i said hiiiii~ <3
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liking oz but hating ozlem really seems like such an exercise in misery because like first you gotta convince yourself that believing in and supporting your partner (who is lying to you fundamentally about what he wants to do and why bc he knows you would never agree if you knew the truth) is abusive and then you have to watch oz getting consistently framed as the one in the wrong for the next like four volumes (because he lied) which because you hate salem and really want oz to be her victim and vigorously defend this position against the actual text, means you've cornered yourself in a reading where your fave is getting beaten up by the narrative for what that evil bitch did to him like all the time. and you're also rooting against your fave to get what he actually wants (salem). have fun? i guess?
#not me though i'm built different#i need him to collapse crying into her arms after she says she never Wanted a hero she wanted Him#after all these thousands of years he's spent in futility trying to remake himself into The Hero good enough to save her#never feeling worthy of her because he's not a perfect fairytale prince and they both know it#idk! i can't wrap my head around#liking oz and *not* wanting him to get that moment of#liberation and relief when she takes all that off his shoulders bc she doesn't fucking want a perfect prince she wants >>HIM<<#and nobody else can free him but her#i just think he deserves to be happy
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I won't lie, I'm a bit disappointed in Max Verstappen fans after Lando's win yesterday. A lot of people are discrediting Lando and McLaren in general. The fact of the matter is that Lando deserved that win.
Yes, it was a lucky safety car. But I think you all are forgetting Max's first win came in part because the Mercedes drivers took each other out. Are you now arguing that Max is a shit driver that doesn't deserve that win because it involved luck there too?
Lando is a fantastic driver and this win is long overdue. It might make you feel better to discuss what ifs but even if we do, that doesn't change the results, and it's honestly just incredibly disrespectful of the work the McLaren engineers put into the upgrades, the efforts of the strategists, and the solid drive that Lando put in.
#also before people start talking about Max's floor damage#yes the floor was damaged and that was not the true pace of the car#yes that does mean that Imola will probably be much better#but who put that damage there?#it was max#nobody else was driving#he was and he caused the damage#ik that's shocking to hear that max made a mistake#but in racing#it's all about capitalizing on other's mistakes#that's literally the entire premise of qualifying#who can put in the fastest lap with the least mistakes#yesterday it wasn't max#and i get that that is upsetting to many after 2 years of near perfection by him#but stop negating the accomplishments of others#while you mourn the loss of the perceived perfection you bestowed upon someone who is only human#max is happy for his friend#why can't you be?#lando norris#max verstappen#formula one#formula 1#f1#miami gp 2024
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So Barbie was man hating but Animal should be taken as a movie
#samridhi speaks#the amount of abusive words and reviews that were hurled towards barbie and now some guy friends and other male reviewers make reels about#how animal should be seen as a movie#you know i was rooting for him because he was standing up for his sister yeah the method was violent but movies are exaggerating anyway#but then the affair with zoya him telling his brothers whatever that shaadi mein darr hona zaruri hai#nobody gives a fuck about how women got triggered about the cheating and the way he talks to his wife after screwing up his marriage#yeah a movie just a movie#barbie was terrifying for men right but for what making them realize that men aren't the centre attraction of a girl/woman's world and they#can just exist for themselves and celebrate their existence as women doing their own things behing happy#the director himself talks about that if you can't touch kiss slap your wife anywhere anytime i don't think there is any love emotion#existing#the fuck
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Nothing lamer than a fictional character going to therapy and working through their issues in a healthy way. Bitch go kill someone
#.txt#I remember people used to get really mad when books didn't end with all the characters going to therapy lol#maybe they still do idk#and it was always with kids media 💀 'why didn't percy jackson end with everyone horribly traumatized and in need of extensive therapy'#not saying a kids book can't talk about trauma but. you're against it having an happy ending??? girl.#thank god asoiaf is in the fantasy middle ages so nobody can complain about that#medieval therapy is just like. ah you must rid yourself of these foul humours! not to worry my friend! a good leeching will surely help :)#with some asoiaf characters I would want them to get help if they were in the modern world but. depends on how funny their mental issues ar#I would never in a milion years want to fix whatever the fuck is wrong with joffrey. he's perfect just the way he is 🥰
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opening the group chat for the first time today and there's like 200 new messages because everyone's Going Through It today it seems but one of my friends dropped 'I'm separating from [terrible boyfriend she's been living with for like eight years] for real this time, I just moved a bunch of stuff to my parents' and I'm losing my mind because y'all the subject changed almost immediately HEY HI EVERYBODY ELSE SHUT THE FUCK UP I WANNA HEAR ABOUT THAT???
#'I moved my stuff and my dog' can't leave the pup behind! 'I had to last winter and it was a big reason I wound up going back' HELLO--#was he holding your fucking dog over your head. I will kill the man?????#I DIDN'T KNOW SHE'S TRIED TO LEAVE HIM BEFORE??#I'm-- so-- okay listen. admittedly I am of course simply nosy. of course I am.#but also I have never liked david Ever. justin and I were LITERALLY talking DAYS ago about Worrying About Her being stuck with him#because she moved TO CALIFORNIA with him and he was being a piece of shit then and she had NOBODY out there#and now they're in denver and like. it's his house it's his money etc etc it's a really... logistically difficult situation#but at least she's made some friends in denver and convinced her parents to move out there so she's not COMPLETELY unsupported#like she was in CA#my point is: I'm nosey but I'm also INVESTED. I fucking hate this guy darling I've wanted you to leave him this entire goddamn time#she's talked *a little* about problems with him before but also we've been around him before and he's just generally awful#and it's. like. I'm so so so fucking glad you're moving in with your parents but also. genuinely are you OKAY--#MAN AND ALSO. EVEN IF IT WASN'T 'I HATE THIS GUY AND I'M WORRIED ABOUT WHAT THE BREAKING POINT WAS--'#THIS IS A SERIOUS LONGTERM RELATIONSHIP? IT ENDING IS A BIG DEAL REGARDLESS?? WHY DID WE CHANGE THE SUBJECT SO FAST HELLO#.... actually I've identified the source of my Wanting More Details#which is: hey babe are you in a phase of this where hearing about how much he fucking sucks shit would be upsetting or affirming.#because I wanna tell you how fucking happy I am that you're leaving him. because he's a piece of shit and you deserve better than that.#ARE YOU IN AN EMOTIONAL SPACE TO HEAR ABOUT HOW I AM SCOOPING YOU INTO MY ARMS LIKE THE CAT SAMURAI MEME.#AND THREATENING THIS MAN WITH A SWORD. BECAUSE HE'S TERRIBLE. CAN I GET A VIBE CHECK THERE. SHOULD I WAIT--
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OH YEAH ALSO finally watched the FNAF movie with the coolest person on Earth, 11/10 movie, Mike looked ready to curl up into a fetal position on the floor and burst into tears at all moments, he is so me, would watch again
#fnaf#fnaf movie#five nights at freddy's#mike schmidt#anyway. i loved the end scene where the four of them do the thing with afton#i was also extremely glad the springlock scene was very palatable and not gory or overly vivid because i can't and won't watch that stff#when i tell you i HOLLERED when cory showed up. almost cried. my BOY#cory is the king of youtube fr fr. nobody does it like him#he's on a hiatus again but we the samurai will patiently wait for the shogun's return#i am getting off-topic. matpat's nametag said “ness” which was extremely funny#afton was in literally two maybe three scenes tops which i was not expecting but he stole the show ofc. very spazzy. dig it#vanessa was so mysterious??#i kinda loved her and mike's dynamic though. so very silly the pair of them (running from real-life manifestations of fictious characters)#I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW FOXY WAS IN THE MOVIE. THAT MADE ME SO HAPPY#foxy's always been my favorite. my boy. he can have a little murder. as a treat#VANESSA HAD A GUN!! VERY COOL AND GOOD#she barely even shot afton though. honeybun literally had the upper hand by a mile#that man did not have a long-range weapon. he was entirely at her mercy. if she'd shot him all the animatronics would've instantly helped#still like her for some reason though. she permanently has the default sim expression etched on her face#also i don't know if y'all saw but in the credits it says foxy's humming was my boy kellen goff!!#mike was so STRESSED and so DISTRACTED the ENTIRE TIME i see so much of myself in him#can we also agree josh hutcherson looks great with a goatee like that is eons ahead of the peeta look (never read/watched himger gims ok)
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just finished s2 of kaiji and it was good i really liked it but i hope i never see that fuckass pachinko machine again!!!
#i started ep 15 assuming hey the climactic battle against the swamp of despair is probably gonna be like 6 episodes max right#bc the op has hyoudou and roulette so there's a third game on the way#and from about the fourth episode on i kept going man it's gotta end next episode right they can't have That much more they can do with it#TWELVE EPISODES OF ONE GAME OF PACHINKO. YOU'RE JOKING#and watching it animated is one thing but im surprised fans of the manga didnt string him up in the street for this#im not joking i sunk cost fallacied my way through the entire thing in one sitting it was so much fucking pachinko#and spoilers spoilers spoilers but the BUILDING??? the BUILDING. jumping the shark a Little there to be so fr with you all#head in my hands kaiji i love you your life is ridiculous. the last episode having him blow his meager winnings on pachinko like the day#after was insane to me HAVENT YOU HAD ENOUGH???? I CERTAINLY HAVE#augh and like. guhh hes so nice hes such a nice protagonist im. in love with him a little bit#i do wish he was a Little more tempted by the money bc i liked that component earlier on#ah actually i think the main object of the fights becoming Figuring Out How To Out-Cheat The Enemy was less cool#don't get me wrong it was fun but i Really liked the more raw nobody knows whats going on vibes of the first two#and the group dynamics of rrps and the human derby were so delicious to me. also i wish s2 had more torture implements#the cheating thing makes sense progression-wise it's just a preference thing. the human derby hit me insanely hard#so it's kind of hard for anything to compete after that y'know?#actually very happy kaiji is still addicted to gambling at the end. like it's a happy ending bc he's debt free but like. he's not gonna#stay that way. and maybe thats a weird thing to be happy about but i think it's a choice that makes sense#he's got no reason to give it up and has become emotionally dependent on it. the series' concern w gambling as inherently self-destructive#and its sympathy towards ppl who see it as their last hope is like. really cool and idk i think it keeps kaiji real to never let that go#ok i just looked it up and the manga does continue. my ass will be reading it for sure#so idk how faithful the anime ending is but yeah. anyway i really really liked it this was good for me like emotionally#fkmt#ive heard the next arc is mahjong which is sick bc i like 80% know how mahjong works from yakuza#maybe this will help me grasp the final 20% (<- should just look up the rules or something)#what else. right i think it's funny that there's like 2 women total. The most allergic to women series ive ever seen and thats Impressive#the 2nd op is comedically cheeks like just Bad. very fun recognizing the band from the shitass 1st h.xh ed#im like 95% sure hidenari ugaki plays a side character in an episode but it's not listed on his behind the VAs so. alas.#2nd ed is fun bc while i Hate the trope it's doing i love seeing kaiji being put in Situations (clearly)#anyway. it's really good you guys should watch kaiji
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So I have two posts in mind RN and one goes
"did you know that I have a squish on you!" but then I turn "squish" into "[redacted]" because confessing is so much trouble when vaguely pointing at the crowd of creatures and trying to explain that you've been on a happy high for over an hour maybe just because of said creature
Second one does
"by the way I love my wife that's all that's the post" and it's followed up by a revolting amount of sappy ass tags and pining because my husband is busy (it's been less than 6 hours since he messaged)
Why didn't I just make them? My brain works faster than I can type and I'm on an energy high
#maybe i should just go to bed#I LIED BITCH I DON'T SLEEP#MEAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHA#I'm so happy he can't see me breaking down in 4k because he barely checks tumblr#i kinda do want him to find me cause he'd find it cute#i love how my brain is like “successfully avoided talking about squish” but actually it's creeping in the back of my head#whoever said romance is superior has never had a squish or known it was one and i pity the poor sap#i should make these tags into a post#no i shouldn't#MirrorCatCreditcard shut uppp nobody want to deal with your nonsense#THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING#(the people in my head)#(yes the voices are sentient now fuck off)#(not you *points at literally anyone i like* you can stay)#mirr's rambles
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Listening to "Out There" from the Hunchback of Notre Dame again and I'm like damn that really is a q!Fit and Madagio song huh
#i talk#qsmp talk#''All my life I watch them as I hide up here alone / Hungry for the histories they show me''#''All my life I memorize their faces / Knowing them as they will never know me ''#He is the historian after all#It's his job to tell these tales#Though that song would definitely paint q!Fit as a gentler person#Maybe it would be his younger self before the 2b2t mentality wore him down#guhh it's been a bad morning#Saw some sad FitPac stuff that made me mad then saw some Real Bad untagged upsetting stuff (not fandom related) that Did Not Help#I gotta go back to my old rule of only following blogs that tag stuff. Nobody tags anything these days o(-(#Anyways. Can't do anything about that but CAN do stuff about the FitPac stuff#working on the fic then I'm going to finish that QSMP finale edit#because I'm sick to death of people saying Pac's dead#sighs#I really gotta start distancing myself from the fandom if I'm getting mad about angst#I got too attached to Fit and Pac. I saw too much of myself in their story#I'll always be angry about the admin stuff and poor management ofc but I'm still also just mad they never got a happy ending#it's certainly not as grim as the fandom likes to portray it but man...
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Physically, I'm already lying down.
Emotionally, I feel like I need to find a soft spot and crumple dramatically to the ground and lay down for a few weeks.
#sonder speaks#personal#but also if I wasn't fine with this being read/reblogged without context I wouldn't have posted it here#this week has been exhausting#I feel like I need permission from someone to go crawl into a nest and cry#one of my budgies died a few days ago#but I was looking after other animals that normally have a more dedicated caretaker#which was hard enough to handle that I couldn't really mourn my budgie much#especially when I need to keep happy around the remaining one so he doesn't grieve or get lonely#and I had to do a few specific tasks that are really really hard on me because nobody was there to help#and I tried to help my sister with things but none of the things worked#and a plan our family is excited about started to hit roadblocks#and one member of the family had a meltdown that triggered trauma in others in the family and drove things downhill#the family members at the center of this meltdown normally help me with chores and animal care#I was looking forward to them being home so I could rest and recuperatr and mourn#and now the meltdown has followed them here and it's built on top of years of other meltdowns and everything is tense#and of course it's bringing up old traumas and expectations and fears for me too#and I end up as a 30 year old feeling like he has 16 year old problems again#my whole body is tense#I'm not tired enough to sleep#I almost feel like crying for my budgie and all my fears and the things I let mysrlf get excited for#the things that either won't happen at all or are tainted by this veil of persistent bitterness that followed them home to me#almost#but I fear the possibility that crying could make things worse in any capacity#and I've struggled to cry for years anyway#so I'm just trying to use therapy tools to quiet the spiraling thoughts#and making this post because it feels like journaling without the pitfalls I fall into while journaling or talking directly to a person#hoping I'll get enough sleep that I don't accidentally trigger a sleep-deprivation/stress seizure my meds can't stop#and tomorrow I have to get back to studying which is very hard for me but gets me closer to making money#I liked when things were mostly good and calm and just sucked on a passive level -- can I have that again?
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one of those crying in the shower kind of days
#my 'best friend' stood me up today#and by stood me up i don't mean canceled last minute i mean didn't show up and only responded to my calls and texts after 45 min#why? she was hanging out with some guy (she met him last week. he's not a christian.) and lost track of time#she's also initiated no contact with me over the last few weeks#the explenation was she thought i was busy with my thesis. as if you can't check in on someone when they're busy#she also gosted me for 3 days (like a month ago??) cause she was asked to share at student group and i couldn't go CAUSE I WAS SICK#I'm just so tired of it at this point#but it's also made me realise i dont really have any close friends#i have lots of friends. sure. and i trust them too. but it's not the kind of close where i can write to them when I've got a problem#like maybe I'd tell them live if they asked me? but I wouldn't really write to them it would just be weird#and so who do I tell that I met S's parents yesterday and even though so many things have happened since then already thats the only one#I can think about???? or that he actually CALLED ME afterwards specifically to tell me what they thought of our church#or that his mom apparently asked him if our relationship was still weird and he said 'yes' and I've been overthinking it cause i thought we#were finally okay and normal and genuinely just friends?#or that his mom said my look is that i dress vintage and it made me SO HAPPY!! that's my look!!! that's how I'm recognisable!!!#the answer is nobody. i have no one to tell :(#mine#s#I'm sorry I guess I had to vent this prolly turned out really really long
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In my humble opinion it's a charm point how Null Number is like "I'm too embarrassed to even laugh or be happy because I'd be vulnerable" in his official portrayal, but in his BG3 AU he swaps between these two moods like the DVD logo
#official Null: my happiness is for when I'm weak nobody can know I feel emotions#Tav Null: *about to sob his fucking eyes out because a tiefling kid wrote a hero story about him because of saving him from a harpy*#also Tav Null: I am at my fucking limit I can't fucking take this *continues to take it*#of course he fits well with Astarion despite being a goody-two-shoes he's just as much of an emotional wreck
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