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Our 142nd art piece is. .
Tommen and Bran practicing sword fighting in Winterfell’s yard in the book A Game of Thrones by @francy-sketches here on tumblr, for qmartells on twitter who donated to help Islam and her family
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Sometimes I like to imagine a world where joffrey is (slightly) nicer to his siblings u.u
#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#valyrianscrolls#joffrey baratheon#tommen baratheon#myrcella baratheon#my art#by sometimes I mean all the time. my shaylas#this is a scenario where he lives longer I should say ☝️ so his canon shittyness is still there he just gets character development later#slightly as in he's not actively trying to hurt them anymore but he's still like. u know. joffrey#they go to hug him n he freezes up like a prey animal#also his ass is NAWWTT apologizing for anything best he can do is look uncomfortable about it#what are they looking so sad and orphan-like for idk. someone was mean 2 them#joffreys like only EYE can be mean to my siblings -_-
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Gonna be taking a break from comms for a bit. Not sure when I'll reopen them but it'll be soon hopefully :]
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I gotta stop putting 90% of my post in the tags man I keep derailing my own posts with tangentially related tag rants then being like. Well I don't wanna delete all that I got attached but also this is now unpostable. Get banished to the drafts forever 🫵
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Not that it would have fixed the dorne plot being so ass but I wish the show had let myrcella live so bad. 1st of all so the whole dorne arc isn't an entirely pointless errand but more importantly bc I think it would have been funnnnnnnnnn. Like jaime telling her about the incest was so stupid what was he thinkinggggg but it's fun to think about how that would change the family dynamic idk. Imagine the awkward as fuck family dinners.
Also I do hate how nonchalant she is about being an incest baby but that also could have worked as like. contrast with tommen being a tradcath faithpilled freak. they would have invented proshipper vs anti discourse ❤️
#.txt#since I'm on the topic of show myrc. another banger from the drafts. I need to slowly release them all. all 700+ of them#in reality I know they would have done nothing with it so whatever#d&d were allergic to writing fun stuff istg the post grrm seasons are so BORINGGGGGGGG#kl plot was full of potentially interesting character interactions that they just ignored lol#i know tommen wasn't full tradcath at this point but whateverrrr he's still faithpilled by default in my mind
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hating on game of thrones in current year is a bit cringe like girl move on etc. However my complaints are more specific than the average person so I can at least feel like I'm bringing something new to the table. Instead of writing the one bilionth 'they butchered dany we were robbed' post I'm instead going on coke rants about how they character assasinated jaime by making him unfunny and how they didn't give my favorite irrelevant minor characters enough emotional depth and actually now that I'm saying it out loud that sounds worse
#.txt#got#omg I didn't share my show myrcella coke rant on here did I...#tldr her reaction to the incest is stupid+nobody cares about her death on either an emotional or political level which is also stupid#ok cersei cares but she's also super resigned about it and doesnt blame jaime at all even tho she should bc 'I knew she would die'#girl did they lobotomize you what the hell. my beautiful princess with a disorder speak to me 💔 I know you're in there 💔#people got kinda mad at me for the incest thing btw like 'omg you dont understand grrm at all you're so lame' ??? huh???#I just think she would realistically be less happy about being an incest baby is all. my bad I guess that makes me a puriteen 😔#also going back to the nobody cares about her thing the fact that tommen is like. completely unaffected pisses me off so bad#I get it neither of them are main characters but like. does that mean they have to not react like people#also like yeah tommen is not a main character but he does have quite a bit of screen time it'd be nice if he was written well#AND both of them are the kids of 2 mcs come on man make me gaf. I mean do gaf but not bc the writing is good. theyre just my canon ocs#getting dangerously close to 'they BUTCHERED baelon targaryen my prince would never' territory with tommen and myrcella lol#the difference is I kinda dgaf about them being book accurate I just want them 2 be well written 💔#like the reason I get mad at characters not being book accurate is bc the show version is usually worse/less interesting#all the love to my beautiful children ofc but it's not like they have that much going on in the books#so whatever do what you want with them. but do it well
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bonk ❤
#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#valyrianscrolls#margaery tyrell#sansa stark#my art#yuri time...at long last#kinda looks like theyre getting married lol. wasnt intentional but what the hell sure#they're genuinely one of my fav ships I've been neglecting them u.u used to be my numero uno then I let the bran parasite win#theyre still n1 they just have to share the spot now. sorry for being a hetjoshi......#also I can never settle on a sansa design thats y I dont draw them much. im getting close tho I think
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I keep drawing joffrey with a 5head on accident now I've just accepted it. his ass is balding at 13
#.txt#its JUST him I do this to. its meant to be i guess#'hes not a true baratheon' ok then why is he balding like uncle stannis#the way he wears his crown in the show w the front of his hair pulled back and only the sides showing looks like hes got the stannis cut 💔
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get yourself a girl who will (pretend to) listen to your hour long hater rants
#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#valyrianscrolls#joffrey baratheon#margaery tyrell#my art#can you please clap and cheer for me I drew a piece of furniture it was really scary. I almost died :(#idk what he's hating on. the poor probably
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I could say that I hate show jaime bc they made him a rapist and he’s somehow a worse father than his book version and sucks at his job and got his daughter killed through incompetence and he has no drip. But the truth is just that his stupid permanent sad puppy eyes and smol bean demeanor piss me off. You’re a grownass man with dick and balls knock that shit off.
#.txt#got#40 year old hag acting like a smol sad boi. kill yourself#this used to be a positive for me like ‘awww he’s so baby look at himmm 🥺’ now I want to beat him with hammers#character growth <3#don’t get me wrong the other stuff also pisses me off but it’s made worse by his smol beaniness#bc it’s like. if you’re gonna make him more evil you can’t also have him be a sad puppydog. pick one#and pick the evil one at least it’s fun#w the kids I feel like his actions point to him not giving a fuck about them but then they throw in some half assed attempt to be like#’he cares deep down 🥺 those were his babies he’s so sad they died 🥺’ no he doesn’t don’t piss me offfffffff#‘our baby boy killed himself 🥺’ don’t mention him#what if I said that was partially his fault. like maybe if myrcella was still alive tommen would be less depressed idk#im being kind of uncharitable bc he really didn't seem to gaf about her. for some reason. also he probably would still have killed himself#but idgaf show jaime deserves to be blamed for random shit. the dance of the dragons was his fault#you know what joffrey's his fault too. useless ass kingsguard doesn't even know the heimlich maneuver#at least when book jaime is being a bad dad he’s doing it with his whole chest#‘I hate my dead son I’d kill him a billion times to get my hand back’ ok well I appreciate your honesty#and he’s funnier so
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Addicted to making up scenarios where joffrey lives but shaking my head the whole time so people know I agree with grrm's narrative choice to kill him off
#.txt#like hes just so incompatible with the later plot. and that's what makes it fun to think about#its like those fics putting naruto in asoiaf. doesnt belong there but its funny to imagine#hes just fun to play dolls with. love putting him in situations#I mean joffrey not naruto
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can I say something possibly controversial. I like sansa/margaery but I think it's way more interesting if joffrey is there. not as a third or anything I mean as like. ok you know the black sails 'this place is just sand it cannot love you back' moment. yeah he's the sand in this scenario
#.txt#look the comparison makes sense TO ME#or in other words. marg working overtime at the sunk cost factory. shes employee of the month#not as a third bc I think joffrey and sansa are boring together not even for moral reasons lol#thinking about my ideal dynamic between them I think I've accidentally recreated criston and rhaenyra kind of 💀#like not the violent incel part but the 'I'm not giving up the throne to run away with you sorry ❤ we can be forbidden lovers tho ❤' part#I have this stupid self indulgent show au in my mind where joff n marg make it to s8 but the rest of the plot is kinda the same bc im lazy#so like sansa still gets out of kl during the not-purple wedding idk how tho. neway she tells marg to come with her and margs like lol no ❤#nothing against wholesome sansa/marg I just like a bit of toxicity in my wholesome ships and vice versa. yinyang#and I have a pathological need to insert my little guy into every situation. sorry#my other cancelable opinion is that it's more interesting if marg likes joffrey a little bit. like in an au where he doesn't die instantly#I dont think she gaf about him in canon I'm not that delusional lol#but I do like to imagine if they stayed married for a while they'd develop some sort of. maybe affection is too strong of a word but#its more familiarity than anything + sometimes they get along so they're like 'well its not so bad'#saying that like theyre both equally suffering but her struggle is that her husband is evil and potentially abusive if he gets bored of her#and his struggle is that his wife doesn't like him bc he's evil. but yes in his mind they are suffering equally#if anything he thinks he has it worse lol
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smacksmacksmacksmacksmack
#marg and joffrey btw ^_^ I feel like I have to specify everytime I post kittyfied drawings lol#my art#cat au#<havent used that tag in so long....im forgetting my warriorcat roots.......#I need to come up w a decent cat marg design I always change it u.u
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it's still there :( no...
Heyyyy guys so funny story um they found a gas leak in my house LOL apparently it's been there for years which explains all the weird shit I've been posting??? No I am NOT a j*ffrey stan wtf 😭 I'm gonna have to go back and clean up this blog A LOT lmaooo don't worry I'll make it up to you guys I'll make sure to draw loads of targs when I feel better 😘 Love you targnation hope you can forgive me <33333
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I'm going to be so deadly honest. I didn't realise it was you so I fully took that post at face value and spent like ten minutes trying to figure out what fandom I was in that had a character named Jeffrey
jeffrey the killer....
#guy who's in the creepypasta fandom but only stans the morally pure creepypasta monsters#is that still a thing btw I remember it being a thing like 5-10 years ago#never really got into the fandom bc 11 year old me was lowkey homophobic and didnt like people shipping jeff the killer with ben drowned#I just made comics where the creepypasta guys would met harry potter characters and also my ocs. like a normal person does
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ok enough april fool it wasnt even that funny. get that thing out of my house NEOW
Heyyyy guys so funny story um they found a gas leak in my house LOL apparently it's been there for years which explains all the weird shit I've been posting??? No I am NOT a j*ffrey stan wtf 😭 I'm gonna have to go back and clean up this blog A LOT lmaooo don't worry I'll make it up to you guys I'll make sure to draw loads of targs when I feel better 😘 Love you targnation hope you can forgive me <33333
#lowkey a legit fear of mine tho. like what if there IS a gas leak in my house. what if I stop liking joffrey the second I move out#also wait I just noticed did tumblr not do anyting this year. dont they usually do something
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Can I ask for an elaboration on the gas leak? Are you joking? How do you feel that it affected you, and are you away from the gas now?
no I'm not joking it made me an irrelevant minor characters stan yes I am away from the gas now however I've decided to go back and keep inhaling it. I'm too lazy to delete all my posts so I think it's easier to just embrace my carbon monoxide poisoned identity. please respect my decision. thank you ❤
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