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watching twin peaks for the first time and kyle maclachlan is just sooooo cute he looks like a porcelain wedding cake topper who wished to be a real man
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you wanna talk about stress YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT STRESS? I've stumbled onto a MAJOR conspiracy how bout THAT for STRESS
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We will fight, not out of spite, but someone must stand up for what's right
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#I Hate that it's wearing shoes#I cannot explain this. maybe because the feet would have looked like obvious plastic mannequin feet#covering them makes it look just that much more like Horrible Disembodied Legs#extremely bad thank you so much
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actually mina and lucy would be really cute names for a pair of cats except that it feels a little bit unlucky
#I am not superstitious and nominative determinism isn't real BUT--#for our two weirdly I feel like in a vacuum melli seems like more of a lucy and rusza seems like more of a mina#but in this context I'd 100% flip that around#melli is whipsmart and persistent and fearless and rusza is the world's sweetest loving baby angel#I would not however want to imply that her fate is to die (badly)#even IF it drives the narrative by bringing everyone else together united by the common bond of their powerful and enduring love for her 😔#my good friend jonathan harker#<- dracula tag#this has been kitty talk#<- weird thing to file under babies perhaps but I'll allow it
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article online: unlike real puberty, which involves sexual awakenings and becoming really horny, so-called 'second puberty' is mostly just about getting fat and stinky and having acne and wanting to kill yourself
me, had idly googled it thinking it meant an adult phase of sexual awakenings and becoming really horny: 🧍♂️
#I'm paraphrasing Obviously#and this was awhile ago and I'm so mad I cannot for the life of me find this same article again lmao this was SO--#me with friends one time: I feel like I'm having a second puberty#friend: second puberty is SO real#me internally: oh damn okay enough said haha that explains her too tbh#me a little later: huh I wonder how common that actually is as like an anecdotal phenomenon#the internet: there's no true second puberty for cis people but here's all the reasons you might coincidentally be miserable and gross again#WELL FUCK! OKAY!! I'M NOT BUT GOOD TO KNOW I GUESS LMAO#... airing my tmi laundry on tumblr dot com. I just don't fucking care anymore ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#about me
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maybe it's time for a taz balance relisten
[literally just thinks 'you're going to have to fight... and you're gonna win!'] [bursts into tears]
#oh johann we're really in it now#cool place to be emotionally when messages of hope and courage elicit despair
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Literally sobbing. A judge, a US judge defended us. A judge brought up intersex people, uaing the term intersex, to *defend* us by not allowing our erasure. I'm having a lot of feelings right now
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Mothman larva💡
(with hella ass)
(and a bigfoot friend!)
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Weird, maybe just firing people is great masses without the input of the departments they work for is a flawed process?
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Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it
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Baldur's Gate, but they're all ensigns on a Galaxy-class starship - #3
Part 1 | Part 2
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Baldur's Gate, but they're all ensigns on a Galaxy-class starship
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Baldur's Gate, but they're all ensigns on a Galaxy-class starship - #2
Part 1
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