blujayonthewing
Gone Wodwo
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Whimsical, lazy, generally happy. Spider enthusiast. DnD gremlin. Secretary of Gnomeland Security. Sometimes I draw stuff. Header by @parad0xymoron!!
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blujayonthewing · 8 minutes ago
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blujayonthewing · 9 minutes ago
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hey hi what the fuck do you mean the 28th amendment is ratified
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blujayonthewing · 12 minutes ago
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a while ago, partner & i went stick hunting for various projects and found a somewhat dragonish pine branch -> Stick Dragon Time!
all bark, sticks and lichen are natural materials, mostly unaltered except for some light drybrushing. the head and legs are 3d printed, and painted to match the wood. the whole noodle is about 1,5 meters long, and will reside on the living room wall. making this was the most fun i've had with a project in some time; there is a healing power to sitting on the bathroom floor for hours glueing scraps of wood together.
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blujayonthewing · 20 minutes ago
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Finding out that Frances Dana Barker Gage, a white woman, rewrote Sojourner Truth’s famous speech to be more stereotypically “Southern slave” (complete with slurs and misspellings like dat, dere, dey) when Sojourner Truth was actually from New York and spoke only Dutch until she was almost ten and wouldn’t have actually sounded that way linguistically and decidedly did not use the phrase “Ain’t I A Woman?” at all is…whew. And on top of everything, she embellished details about Sojourner Truth’s life (like the number of children she had/how many of them were sold into slavery), wrote that ST said that she could take beatings like a man, and the reception of the speech in the room (she claims ST was called a n*gg*r, earlier accounts say the room was welcoming).
Lmaooo peak white feminist antics.
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blujayonthewing · 30 minutes ago
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a 8pg accordion zine buddy for ebb for sf zine fest (sep 1st, metreon) where i will be tabling with @sleepnoises!!
the colors are going to look SOMEWHAT DIFFERENT in person i'm having i'd say medium success at best reproducing this on riso
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blujayonthewing · 40 minutes ago
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Not particularly notable fishman designs. The first one is a redraw. The second one is a fishification of my OC.
I think I'll draw fishmen in my two visions some other time.
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blujayonthewing · 40 minutes ago
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not normie enough to fit in but not fringe enough to lean into being a freak, worst of both worlds, pure liminality, just the weird coworker, and unrelatable classmate. and your mutual
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blujayonthewing · 44 minutes ago
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blujayonthewing · 46 minutes ago
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Was gonna ask my mom to rate my fit and she didn't even give me a chance
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blujayonthewing · 48 minutes ago
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This may not be an issue many people think about, but about 8% of the male population is colour blind (about 4.5% of humans total). Colour blind usually meaning you have trouble distinguishing between red and green. Despite this being a fairly high percentage, my partner, who is colour blind, frequently encounters board games and video games he cannot play because they rely on colour vision. An easy example is Uno, where you need to play either a matching colour or number. If you can't tell apart the colours, it's very hard to play.
So kudos to this new print of Uno for adding those little symbols for the colour blind:
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I will also thank Ticket to Ride for using symbols as well as colours:
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There are several boardgames that I have marked with permanent marker so my partner can play them. It's a small added design feature to have symbols matching colours but it makes a big difference.
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blujayonthewing · 50 minutes ago
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Whenever an artist who makes dark content gets outed as a sexual predator people will be like 'aha it was obvious something was up because their work was so dark and nasty' and whenever an artist who makes wholesome content gets outed as a sexual predator people will be like 'aha it was obvious something was up because their work was so aggressively wholesome' and it's like you know I think maybe you can't tell whether or not someone is a predator based on their artistic output.
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blujayonthewing · 50 minutes ago
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Snow on trees by Aleksey Stemmer
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blujayonthewing · 52 minutes ago
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fun thing about herding and/or generally neurotic breeds: they are really good at following rules you have instituted, but they will also make their own Dog Rules they will follow stringently whether or not you like it
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blujayonthewing · 54 minutes ago
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wooden chair jacket by jean-claude biraben
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blujayonthewing · 58 minutes ago
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this is such a tiny stupid petty dumb sticking point but why do people act like hot-water baths are ludicrously unrealistic in a DnD setting no matter what the setting or context actually is
one time in melliwyk's campaign we were staying in a luxury inn in a dwarven stronghold partially populated by warforged and built inside a volcano and each room had its own private bath with running water on tap and when I/ melliwyk was like 'hot water? 👀' the DM gave me a scathingly incredulous 'no??' like that was the world's dumbest question
what do you mean NO. they've figured out PRESSURIZED INDOOR PLUMBING but not GETTING THE WATER HOT????
#I'M the asshole????#I have to build a fire under my bathtub like a cartoon witch is going to make soup out of me if I want a hot bath??????#there are so so so many things that ARE unique to the modern world and a post-industrial society that just get glossed as 'normal'#and it's fine! to be clear! sure yeah of course you can Buy Clothes at The Clothes Store and that's normal and not a big deal#we're playing by ren faire rules here it's a lot of aesthetics and vibes and that's fine#but if I invoke something actually historical-- not even WEIRD or INCONGRUOUS (I THOUGHT??)-- it's a coinflip whether I get pushback#like WELLLL OKAY IF YOU'RE GOING TO FIGHT ME ABOUT HOT SHOWERS I'M GONNA TALK ABOUT ANCIENT SOCIETIES THAT HAD THEM#'GETTING WATER HOT' IS A PRETTY FUNDAMENTAL TECHNOLOGY DO YOU REALLY WANNA OPEN THE DOOR TO HISTORICAL QUIBBLING#BECAUSE WE CAN TALK ABOUT THE OFF-THE-RACK NONMAGICAL ARMOR AND WHERE THE HELL YOU THINK THAT CAME FROM#IF YOU WANNA PLAY THAT GAME#it's so weird and arbitrary what Feels to people like it has to be Too Modern to exist in a Ye Olde fantasy setting and what doesn't#I've gotten pushback on pocket watches before pointing out that that's straight up a thing that exists in base 5e#(Juniper said something to the sorcerer about them and someone was like 'hmmmmmm' and I had to remind him that the sorcerer owns one)#don't fucking 'mmmmmm I don't knooooow if that's realistiiiiic' ME sir that's her trinket off the trinket table in the PHB.#and accurate mechanical clocks are a LOT more modern and more challenging in real life history than getting WATER HOT.#ANYWAY. rabbitholing wikipedia because I had the thought 'maybe gnomes do sauna. what's up with saunas' three hours ago#and then found myself on a History of Public Bathing timeline and made myself mad looking at all the hot water throughout history lmao#about me
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blujayonthewing · 2 hours ago
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my "i love nuance" t shirt is raising a lot of questions but no one is liking how long my answers are
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blujayonthewing · 2 hours ago
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i literally dont care what your excuse for using AI is. if you didnt put your own effort into making it im not putting my own effort into interacting with it.
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