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witchcraftandgeekness · 2 years ago

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Elijah tried to be patient and peaceful. He did his best to not descent on the same level as his brats of the siblings, he truly did. But he can restrict himself no more.

The taste for vengence is rooted deeply in his nature, he drank it in with mother's milk.

Elijah couldn't believe that these buffoons had him so worked up for such trivial reasons but the traditions of his Norman ancestry demand him to avenge the disgrace that was set upon him.

Each of them will pay sevenfold, for every damned paintball stain left on his favourite suit. From now on, Elijah had set his foot on the silly (but nonetheless honourable) path of paintball war. The poor idiots will suffer for such daring act of property damage. Elijah shan't show them any mercy.

#not sure what that is #can this be considered drabble?#elijah mikaelson #kol mikaelson #rebekah mikaelson #klaus mikaelson #freya mikaelson #mikaelson family #mikaelson siblings #the originals #tvdu #the mikaelson mansion is officially announced to be the territory of war zone from now on #no one dares to come in at the risk of catching paintball bullet #idea seemed too funny to not post it

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ninjasmudge · 8 months ago

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i regret to inform you all that my crack au became a real au so heres sin lamb. they performed a sin ritual that turned out to be way more powerful than they were used to after ascending to godhood. realising that much sin would kill any of the regular followers, they gave it to themself and then they just.... never absolved themself of it.

the crown calls it 'falling to temptation' and they started off using the sin like a wrath berserker mode in battle, and then it was just a way for them to cut loose. theyre still in their right mind, theyre just much more impulsive and if they want something, they get it. god deserves whatever they want after all.

narinder is... extremely intrigued by sin lamb.

semi related heres sin narinder, something that can only happen during sin rituals (thats not blood hes just patterned like that)

#hope u like sin lamb theyre all ive thought abt for a week #it WAS a crack idea but look where we are now #cult of the lamb #cotl #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #sin lamb #thats for me to find later if i need #my art #tw suggestive #cw suggestive #ive had this post for a few days and forgor to post it rip #seems kind of funny now with the goat with dark fur too #narilamb

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erinwantstowrite · 1 month ago

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Erin! Do you have rednote? Everyone has been moving there from tiktok and I was wondering if you plan to as well?

tbh i really haven't posted anything on tiktok in a few months and i want to give it a while before i try to find another platform. i'm cool chilling here with all of you, and maybe making a youtube instead of another tiktok version

#not against red note i think it's funny everyone was like “fucking bet”#and the people who were already on there seem very sweet #but i'm not in a hurry and will let y'all know what my next move is in a little bit #if i do make a youtube i have a couple ideas about things i want to post #such as animatic wips or drawing while ranting about smth #or video essays/commentary #maybe clips of me and my friends being silly #and ofc talking about writing!#i wanna make some educational videos too

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luck-of-the-drawings · 10 months ago

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"I think this is the most inhuman; and human, that I've ever felt.." MUCH CAN HAPPEN IN A YEAR. IN FIVE YEARS. A DECADE. imagine how much can happen in a century. just ONE (1). How will you grow? what phases do you find? even in 5 years, you will find patterns.

#jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi suckening #jrwi suckening spoilers #jrwi the suckening #arthur bennett #HEY SO THE REALLY FUNNY THING THAT THE CHARACTER DID THAT SEEMED RLY SILLY N GOOFY IN THE MOMENT?#LIKE THE WHIPLASH BETWEEN SERIOUS N SILLY ALMOST PISSED YOU OFF? WHAT IF I FOUND A WAY TO MAKE YOU SAD ABOUT IT #this was meant to be a scribble that would be a bigger part of a bigger page.might leave it on that page.#but still. bc o that i nearly posted it onto my wacky side blog.BUT NAYY I SPENT TOO MUCH TIME N ENERGY N YOU GOTTA SEE IT #ARTHUR BENNETT DRIVES ME CRAZY. I FEEL LIKE ITS ODD FOR HIM TO BE SO TECHNOLOGICALLY OUT OF TOUCH #WHERE HAS HE BEEN. HAS HE BEEN IN WAR? IS THAT WHERE MAGNUS CAME FROM? WHERE WAS HE WHEN HE WAS WITH EDWARDS CREW?#ARTHURRR I HAVE QUESTIONS ARTTHUUURR!! HEY CAN I ALSO ASK; WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU BECOME #DO YOU THINK HE HAD ANY IDEA HE WOULD VEER CLOSER AND CLOSER TO THE MONSTER HE DESPISES. ALL BC HE DESERVES IT. OR WATEVER #HE FASCINATES ME SO MUCH. TO LOOK AT THE STONE COLD STOIC FOOL FROM THE START OF THE SHOW #AND TO FIND OUT THAT HE USED TO BE A BAD BOY.. A DELINQUENT... A LIL PRANKSTER.... MY GODDD THATS ADORABLE #I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW MORE.... BUT I DOUBT THE LAST EPISODE IS GONNA ANSWER THOSE QUESTIONS..i love arthur bennett so much....#AS FOR THE ART!! i mostly used the fire alpaca watercolor brush. tbh im not a brush guy. anti aliased default pen tends to be my main game #but LATELY IM SQQQUIRMIN OUT OF AN ARTBLOCK so expirimenting like this is helping #DONT LOOK TOO HARD AT IT!! im still proud tho. colors are fun :3 im also very proud of the backgrounds #I LOVE THE CARTOON THING where the background looks all fancy n painted but the characters are solid colors #what else can i ramble abt. OH YEAH. i looked up the bikes to make sure they were time accurate tehehehe. 1913 to 2012.#almost a century apart!! isnt that neat? ALSO FUUUCK CAN I JUST MAKE A QUICK CONFESSION. DOWN HERE IN MY TAGS.#only the strongest can read my tags anwyay. SO I REALIZED WHY I LOVE ARTHUR SO MUCH. TIME IS A FLAT CIRCLE #while arthur is a Stoic and Cool vampire w a knack for being playful/silly; who alsos been alive fora century thus witnessing HORRORs #THERE HAPPENS TO BE A ROBOT FROM A BAND W A TITANIUM ALLOY SPINAL COLLUMN #WHOS A Stoic and Cool ROBOT w a knack for being playful/silly; who alsos been alive fora century thus witnessing HORRORS #the fuckkkiiinnngggnn The Spine from steam powered giraffe. WHATEVER. i cant escape from my heart. i guess.#i think The Spine and Arthur could be friends. Arthur saw the band perform back when they were the Steam Man Band #EDIT: WOOPS I DIDNT REALIZE THIS WOULD END UP IN THE SPG TAG. HI GUYS DIDNT KNOW U WERE STILL ALIVE SORREE 4 THE CROSS CONTAMINATION

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wildstar25 · 11 months ago

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MiqoMarch Day 30 - Of The Seventh Dawn

"When I was very young, my aunt would often put me to bed with stories of her adventures with my late parents. They explored nearly all of Aldenard together, just the three of them; getting through every obstacle as a team, and caring for one another like family along the way. As I closed my eyes and drifted to sleep, the same question echoed in my mind: "Would tomorrow's dawn bring someone with whom I can do the same?" After so many lonely years I had but nearly given up on finding such things for myself. How lucky am I, that at the very last moment I was finally given an answer."

#miqomarch #miqomarch2024 #ffxiv #ffxiv gpose #y'shtola rhul #g'raha tia #alisaie leveilleur #alphinaud leveilleur #thancred waters #urianger augurelt #estinien varlineau #krile mayer baldesion #Arsay Nun #scions of the seventh dawn #i wanted to focus on just the trust members this time im sorry tataru >w<#Another collage!!#not as ambitious this time but it funny enough took me roughly the same amount of time #mostly cause i had less of an idea of how i wanted to compose this #but I was going with the inspo of dawntrail and the rainbow motifs they seem to have #and also like an actual dawn on the horizon #but with the beams shooting sideways it kinda looks like a meteor too #im just assuming krile will be a trust member in 7.0 #as a kid that someone arsay hoped would arrive at dawn was her parents of course #coming back to fetch her so they can continue their travels with her #or maybe the post man who was delivering a letter from them #whoever it would be she would insist that they take her to them #but that never happened #so later it just became anyone new to the island #someone who had yet to form an opinion about her #when she was convinced to work with that merchant she thought she found what she was looking for but was sorely mistaken

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oxymoronicdumbass · 3 months ago

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i will call myself autistic and people will think i'm just using it as a silly, chronically online, tiktok-diagnosed-me term, and then they'll spend a little bit more time with me and they're like oh

#if you know me on a super surface level i can pass as kinda normal #but the more time you spend with me the more obvious it is tbh lmao #like when i say that i am autistic i fully mean it #stimming hyperfixations meltdowns and all #the whole shebang #but it also kinda sucks that the term “autistic” has been kinda watered down so much #people don't really see me being autistic as the same as me being disabled #cause like yeah i'm autistic and i really like my silly little tv shows and spending lots of time on tumblr #but i'm also autistic and need lots of alone time in order to properly interact with other people #i'm autistic and i don't like any form of physical contact no matter how well i know you #i'm autistic and loud sudden noises affect my ability to function #i'm autistic and if i push myself too hard i WILL burnout and that will be unable to perform basic tasks #i'm autistic and eye contact is almost impossible for me #i'm autistic and i will regularly miss social cues and accidentally come across as rude #and it sucks that i'll say i'm autistic and people won't take me seriously #and then they'll act surprised when i an autistic person act autistic #but at the same time i can't lie it is kinda funny when i tell people i'm autistic and they're like #“but you seem normal”#cause oh boy #you have no idea #my posts #ah i love rambling in the tags #autism #actually autistic #autistic things

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qcomicsy · 9 months ago

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Lately I've only been wishing to grab a comic about my favorite character and just have a genuinely good time reading it.

#I can't remember the last time I took a Deadpool comic and genuinely had a good time about it #I hate the direction they took with his character and it's so disrespectful that I don't even talk about I don't even think *any* Deadpool #fan genuinely talk about it because were so tired of his kids characterization we all just collectively decided to ignore whatever hell #marvel through at him #but rant aside #it's just–#I am not sure if comic books are fun anymore I don't even know who I am making content for half of the people on my notes haven't touched #comic book and aren't pretending to do so #people who read the comics tend to be so mean or bitter about it that even if you follow most will be angry about something #comic or fan related and I don't know if I can blame them but following that is draining #and as much as I was trying to be a good sport about it you make a post about comic book characters and #and the overwhelming response is 'I don't read the comics but'– following up by a take about them that doesn't even recognize any core #aspect of their personality that you can't even grasp you can't even recognize them #you can't recognize them on tue cannon you can't recognize them on the fannon #and no matter how engaging you try to make content about the fandom people just–*refuse* to read it. And then– they *refuse* to tag fannon #content as fannon #and *refuse* to leave either #Yes we are all having fun but how can a character tag be so so filled with people who have no idea of who they are #how can a character can be properly loved and take care of and have content that respect them if no one makes any attempt to *know them*#and it's disheartening because *comics* are supposed to be fun *fannon are supposed to be fun*#but for aome reason it's really *really* hard to have fun here anymore #I created this page to share my love for the characters I care about and see more content of people who care about them too #but I can't even *find* people who care about them any more and when I do they're all so angry and upset– And I *cant even blame them*#I just... I don't know why I am doing this anymore or for who I am doing this anymore #sorry to vent but it's been a while since I haven't been had a genuinely good time™ enjoying comics #I don't think even people who write those comics enjoy those comics or care about those characters #Sometimes feels like everyone is projecting on those characters rather than *writing about them*. And I can't find them anymore #fanfics used to be about love petters to characters who you love #nowadays seems like a competition to see who makes more funny words with tropes pre-written since 2007 #vent

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trentcrimminallybeautiful · 10 months ago

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i think the diamond dogs should play improv games just bc it would amuse me, an ex theater kid, specifically

#ted and beard ofc are reading each others minds #trent is shockingly good at it but only when he forgets to be self conscious #also see: he does both best and worst with ted (best when he's not being self conscious #worst when somehow the prompt gets too touchy or 'romantic' bc Crush Crush Crush Brain Panic)#(please the image of ted in character hugging him or something and trent just. red. brain crashed. no longer improving just frozen. barely #manages to recover and even then it was not subtle. unclear if ted is a) genuinely oblivious b) teasing him and thinks trent knows that #c) something else(??) )#roy is too stiff most of the time but if he gets really into it he gets REALLY into it.#best way to get this result is to involve phoebe or another child #higgins did community theater at some point and is the one teaching them all the games. beard also seems to have done intense research #but higgins is the one with EXPERIENCE #not that i think beard and ted couldn't have done an improv duo in college or something but in this scenario they did not #nate surprisingly is pretty good at it once he gets into it like it takes him a second but #then he's like. really getting into it and he's very quick on his feet #new way to go mad with power (affectionate): the rush you get when you make the perfect snap back comedic line/acting choice #also while trent is so good paired with so many of them i think he and nate would be a hilarious duo. they're SO funny.#they complement each other well and are both quick & clever #esp if it's about a mutual interest (although one of them taking the lead on something else like nate and music while the other plays off t #em is also good) but like #please i just had the iamge of them basically doing a bit where they're like. those mean old gay muppets in the theater?#like trent and nate improv duoing as some bitchy reviewers just going back and forth and it's so FAST and SO funny #beard records it and posts it somewhere and it goes viral.#god don't even get me started on the idea of some sort of official richmond social media/the gang posting random clips on social media #bc the ideas i have are so funny.#also largely trent centric but what do you want from me okay i'm just a little slut.

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formal-frog-shoes · 3 months ago

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Twiststuck stuff i just wanna get out

Im a huge Cater multi-shipper

Normally this wouldn't be a problem

BUT I CAN'T HAVE ALMOST EVERYONE IN THIS AU HAVE A FLUSH OR PALE CRUSH ON HIM THAT'S ABSURD!!!

#froge post #twiststuck #... theres so many good ships tho.#like riddle pale crush on him would be SO cute.#Though Riddle doesn't go through with it? Buuuut still might have lingering feelings of red and pale in the future?#(I will say this; Riddle ends up breaking quads but its Trey <> riddle but Trey is also his Auspistice. This freaks him out at first)#and Idia having a flush crush would be really funny too cause of how outgoing cater is #and idia's mind is like “woa... alien find me fun to be around?” and he gets a flush crush #I've already confirmed that Jade has a Pale/Flush crush on Cater though Jade isn't sure which one it is.#Jade also seems like the kinda troll who would mix his romances like doesn't quite follow quadrants and instead breaks them #Obviously Trey and Cater being in a relationship is a thing.#past or present? idk. but they've got something going on.#Malleus <3 Cater would be so good too #Prince Malleus learning about humans/ communication and other things from Cater and gains feelings of some kind Pale to Flush or something #Pale Crush Ace i think is a good idea but then Ace gets over it pretty quick. Same with Deuce probs. (these two red tho)#ROOK AND CATER?! LIKE ok that's a biiit of a Crackship? but like here me out???#Like Rook loves learning but also he's “trapped” in that little room and manages to see the world from Cater's pictures #and falls a bit for the photographer? who manages to capture the beauty of NRCBurb or whatever i call the game dfjsalkf #Vil and Cater is also good albeit probably one-sided on Cater's part? Though I can imagine Cater doing the good ol Sacrifice for him.#Cater will throw himself in harms away alot in this au actually.#if i write a narrative for it #Kalim and Cater being “Pale” despite both being human. Like Cater reigns Kalim in from his extravagant plans with more lowkey plans #also Cater did pretty much sacrifice himself for Kalim in the Playful Land event! so there's another point for self sacrificial Cater #I saw Jamil x Cater one time and I thought that was cute so that might be a one off joke-ish moment #floyd flush crush cater is also probably a one off joke too #during the “Jade thinks Cater is a purple blood era” and then loses interest when learning Cater is human. probably #watch me come up with more after posting #HOW DID THIS GET SO LONG HELLO???#Cater Diamond #twst

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the-pea-and-the-sun · 28 days ago

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trying to figure out how fucking old dende is and why he looks the exact same age as when gohan is 5 as when he's 11 (or 9?? or 12 or 13?? fuck this show) and them remembered if i really wanna hard sci-fi this shit i gotta account for the fact that namek probably has different gravity and so space-time relativity has to be accounted for. goddamnit. also they're all experiencing weird gravities like all the time?? like am i wrong or should vegeta not be rapid aging relative to everything going on outside with all that 10000 gravity shit hes doing?? for some reason im willing to handwave space travel (bcz i mean. we GOTTA get dende on earth im willing to break physics for that) but i am less willing to handwave this. or like. its interesting to think abt i guess. like imagine having a crush on a boy approximately your age and then going a few months without seeing him and then when u see him again he's aged like five years and is like twice your height. also he's like blonde and shit. that parts not relevant i guess

#its kinda funny. tfs seems to account for the fact that dende was supposed to have been aging too more than the actual show does #he really does go from seeming like hes 8 to seeming like he's 14. i mean in vibes at least #i mean tfs does a lot of stuff like that tbh. like tfs fake-namekian sounds way better?? its not even funny it just straight up #sounds better. even the best dbz english dub has namekian made up of what sounds like an english speaking child making up an alien language #tfs namekian sounds pretty good. it even has consonants that english doesnt have. instead of just being full of p's....#also i know i already sorta gave an explanation for this but im kind of not satisfied with it. like i do still like the idea that #namkeians can pause their development being extremeophiles. but why did dende do that. is new namek just shitty #thats kind of believeable too i guess. all the namekians go to new namek and are like “damn kind of wish we made some changes...”#they still gotta deal with tsunamis and famines and shit. namekians had to make the dragon balls because they dont have a red cross #namek posting #i guess. im jus being silly #dbz

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waywardsalt · 6 months ago

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probably going to rework my human bellum design again

#surprise surprise im still not satisfied with it but i think i have the base down #might just rework his clothing a liiiiitle and maybe like. give him at least slightly darker skin #he still comes off as edgy or some shit to me. i still want to stick with the violent delinquent sorta angle #i just feel like its a bit much or whatever. he just seems too unremarkable but also too detailed #or something. with the scars all over. maybe its bc i cant picture him v well in the game artstyle? but ive never cared much abt that #tho looking at the comms ive gotten of him. he seems fine. the x on the eyepatch might be a bit much #maybe he can customize it when he materializes it idk and the x is a default. its made of sand when you inspect it #it might also help to write him more. force myself to think abt him in situations #in other news im thinking abt damien possible post ph healing magic. i like the idea i have #i really need to fiure out more defined post ph arcs it does bother me how aimless it is #i know vague stuff but very little specifics. it needs a fucking plot #i do want to keep bellums human form making him look closely related to link. i like that #its funny if nothing else #salty talks #damiens fine hes just a guy he doesnt need anything too fancy. if i think abt it too long my certainty dissolves #wow i love being insecure ablut my ideas. i love rsd. ohhhhhhhhh boyyy #now its a minor vent. w/e. at rhis rate im. gonna start talking abt how my job scheduled me on a shift #with the literal bare minimum number of scheduled workers so if its slightly busy its going to be a living hell #at least i get paid for closing so when closing inevitably takes over an hour bc i have to do it alone im getting paid more #if i wasnt motivated by money itd be so fucking over for me in the workforce

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chocolate-cream-soldier · 1 month ago

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#omfg I was going through old forum chats #and I feel like I should personally apologize to everyone who started OUAT on my rec #I am so sorry you guys I had no idea the trashfire it would turn out to be #sorry to drag you all into the trenches with me #It's surreal to see posts and art made by me- 12 years back -gushing over the show #ooof #but hey we did have fun tho right?#¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯#I find it cringe and funny ...good memories #also can you believe I used to make so much fan-graphics and gifs back in the day...had too much free time on my hand it seems :P #apparently I've started the new year in retrospect eeeeeee!!#I be talking to the void #tag ramblings #for ts

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gu6chan · 9 months ago

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99% just my autism speaking here but something ive been noticing lately that im sorta kinda 😶 about is when ppl are like "I think you'll like this" but not bc they ACTUALLY think you'll like it, rather they just got into it and want you to also get into it so "I think you'll like this" is a nice personal hook. i love chill stuff as much as any other person ofc but given i don't divulge that EVER, what makes you think my berserk reading, made in abyss watching, drakengard playing ass would like YURU CAMP????

#gu6chan's musings #am i just taking the phrase too literally???? like i appreciate the thought but also.... what agitates me is the fact theres not any #when i say something among the lines of 'i think YOU'LL like this' or 'This made me think of you' like #its bc i think of THAT PERSON IN PARTICULAR or think THAT PERSON IN PARTICULAR would like it #again it's probably just autism brain taking figures of speech too literally but i HATE it bc it just makes me feel like #all the times i shared my interests meant nothinggggg typically i just ask 'neat; what makes you think ill like it?' and ppl start stumbling #and im like :(#whats rlly funny in this case is not only the fact i had only ever established my love of dark fantasy and mystery to this person #but they also flatout asked 'youre not really into modern media much are you' to which the answer was 'not much lol'#and i said the reasons i dont care for 'cute girls doing cute things' anime (re: k-on) is bc if i have the time to watch it then i at LEAST #wanna spend it watching a series that's???? not 'the point of it is to relax :)'??? i can sleep for that #anyways like 2 days later they said they said they think id REALLY like this new anime they've been watching lately and I was like 'oh?'#and it was yuru camp.... and internally i was like 'are you fucking kidding me' but on the outside i was like 'oh sweet what makes you think #id like it? id love some new media recommendations especially if they're newer shows bc ive been having SO MUCH TROUBLE trying to find #something interesting that isn't from 2008'#and they sent me a picture of the most generic anime girl ever and they're like 'it has really cute girls' and then i just wanted to kms #like.... this isn't bc you thought id like it; is it.....#wanted to die internally but i played it cool and was like 'oh no; i appreciate it thoughtfulness and all but i don't think this is for me'#also the time where someone recommended signalis to me and i was like 'oh?' and they were like 'YEAH its SO good the people who made it #were even INSPIRED off of Nier' KNOWING FULL WELL I DIDN'T LIKE IT AND THE AMOUNT MY ENTHUSIASM JUST DIED... i was like #'oh. well that will be a pass then' and they tried backpedaling like 'well it's not SUPER inspired; i didn't know you HATED nier :(' like #my past 15 posts on my twitter werent me realising that the game was absolute garbage and calling it the most regretful thing ive ever spent #money on during my attempted playthrough 😭 i was like 'thanks; but I'll pass' to which they then responded by promptly sending me #signalis memes i had absolutely no idea how to respond to WITHOUT making it seem like i was super annoyed so i was just kinda 😶 and didn't #reply and they were like 'sorry :(' and i was like 'haha it's okay! i just have absolutely no idea how to respond to this joke i dont #understand at ALL'#was probably one of the more awkward interactions ive ever had but genuinely speaking i was so INTERESTED until they brought up that it was #inspired by nier i literally psychically felt all the enthusiasm leaving my body from 'damn; i might actually have to look into this' to #'oh well that's a bullet dodged' did not trust the backtracking either....

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rosicheeks · 9 months ago

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one thing i want to tell you: the tag for your original posts shouldn’t be ‘shut up rosie’. i love every single time i get to hear from you, we all do. be nicer to yourself, okay? for us? 💖

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#this genuinely made me cry #thank you????#I’m pretty sure I remember one or two other people telling me this in the past #but I kinda just shrugged it off before #now that I’m in this program and trying to be nicer to myself #I feel like maybe I should rename that in honor of me trying to talk to myself better #tbh at first it was just a funny thing I added #like whatever no one cares shut up rosie #but now that I think about it I’m just feeding into my negative thoughts that no one really cares and everyone thinks I should shut up #words are important especially the ones we decide to point at ourselves #now I gotta figure out what I should tag my long venting posts as 😂#I have rosie speaks but that’s for text posts I actually make #I could do #what’s up rosie #lmao #Rosie vents or Rosie rants seems too boring lol #if any of you guys have any cute tag ideas let me knowwww!#but I’m going to take this to heart 🌸 thank you so much #you have no clue how much this message means to me especially right now #thank you so so so much #ask #🌸 anon #fav asks #sweet asks #save for later

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coolauntlilith · 2 years ago

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Every now and then I replay the first episode of VLD and I wonder why I thought it be a good show lol

#mostly just the part where Allura is assigning pilots to lions #why lol. the first five people who show up are just perfect fits?? hate it lol #i have no au plot ideas but itd have made more sense to draw out the forming of voltron. like for a longer time. like its the s1 finale #and to be traveling looking for appropriate pilots #or the s2 finale? like what if the original gang somehow stayed in contact despite not being Voltron paladins and they proved being the best #team despite not piloting immediately. i feel like a stronger plot of their forming teamwork outside of being Voltron would have also made #their friendships seem more real too lmao #like what if Lance IS Blue's pilot bit hes the only one for a long time. the other lions couldn't actually *just be* located #*but. not bit. and what if Pidge runs off in a stolen vessel to find her dad and brother. what if Shiro isnt.. so flat as a character and is #desperate to find his old team and runs off with them to help out and free others #Keith could somehow get involved with The Blades a lot sooner #and Hunk finds his footing as a leader in rebellion organization. i hate that he was just the funny guy allll the way thru #also (still not a plot bc my brain is unorganized lol) Allura doesnt die. Shiro actually gets to be gay with a husband. and we either need #to not make Lotor a villain or just go all out on making him the worst. i personally dont want him to be a villain bc it was stupid lol #also PULEEEAASE Lance is bi. Lance “I'm just getting a feel for the stick” *obsessed with his rival who doesnt even know he exists* McClain #i want to see him get over his crush on Allura within like 6 episodes and then see him making out with the mermaids then Keith when everyone #starts reuniting lol. my bicon Lance deserves to kiss mermaids like we all do and then get on when the otp lol #now im nostalgic for s1 VLD vibes. ya know. before hell lol #it really just gets worse after ... s3? everyone feels different. i usually tolerate up to about the end of s3 before i feel like its donezo #aunt posting #vld #voltron: legendary defender

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the-acid-pear · 2 years ago

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It's not easy to be a guy with a weird gender and complicated relationships with its sexuality and romantic attraction and fat and autistic and traumatized to the bone but someone has to do it

#luly talks #i tried to rb a post but i hit post limit and i lost it LMAO but i find it interesting how my things overlap #bc as some of you might know i grew up as a fat little girl and you know the world fucking hates us #and on top of that autistic although i had the most neurodivergent ppl along w me #i still wasn't like my other friends tho i always was slightly more lonely slightly more disconnected #they were in on things i didn't seem to be in the social spectrum and i never understood that #and one of those things was indeed romance and dating and in my teen years sex too #like by default i was seen as undesirable. just by virtue of being fat and also kinda androgynous #and the autism just. kept me far away from any social circle or interaction that'd bring me closer to an encounter of any kind #and i always yearned lord knows i still dream of Ana but the thing is i...#i just. love romance in paper #i love the idea of romance. i love the yearning i love the feeling #i know the feeling bc i know euphoria! i know the euphoria that comes from love.#but to me that's a very short lived feeling specially when engaging directly with it #i think its part of a matter of being taught what romantic attraction is and how they paint it #it's similar to how you are taught X and Y is hot even before you understand why #like i remember my mother always joking w me about male mannequins' cocks and like sure i played along #bc i thought it was funny and if the adult i seeked approval from did it then i absolutely should too #but she also scolded me once (and btw i was like 15) bc idk i was acting. like a perv?#and it's so bizarre in retrospective bc it might have been before the age of 15 bc i really didn't care about such matters then #I've always been amaizing at masking i love understanding people and why they do what they do and replicating them #so me being positive to sex and romance is to be expected #but at the same time its weird bc i cannot bring myself to hating it but i also just. dont fucking feel it #but at least w sex comes the horror of having a body too like there's a lot man #but my point is that its funny how despite being seen as undesirable for society i was unaffected bc i was oblivious to it

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