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phil finally getting his midriff out <3
#no bc i'm never recovering actually like the way i've been hoping for this moment for years and it finally happened 😭😭💘💓💗💕💕💖💗💓💞#also the way i was gonna make this gifset when the phlonde reveal dropped but i was hoping for an official video with the crop top#but that never happened#and after the insta photo like i had no choice but to make this actually#so if they release another video with a crop top. then i can uhhh re-make this <3#dan and phil#danisnotonfire#daniel howell#phil lester#amazingphil#dpgdaily#phan#dnp gifs#my gifs#compilation#dnp liveshows#(liveshow from august 9 2015)#DAB BECOMES A TODDLER - Dan and Phil Play: Sims 4 (34)#Viewers ROAST my outfits!#Judging Your Faves With No Context
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MiqoMarch Day 30 - Of The Seventh Dawn
"When I was very young, my aunt would often put me to bed with stories of her adventures with my late parents. They explored nearly all of Aldenard together, just the three of them; getting through every obstacle as a team, and caring for one another like family along the way. As I closed my eyes and drifted to sleep, the same question echoed in my mind: "Would tomorrow's dawn bring someone with whom I can do the same?" After so many lonely years I had but nearly given up on finding such things for myself. How lucky am I, that at the very last moment I was finally given an answer."
#miqomarch#miqomarch2024#ffxiv#ffxiv gpose#y'shtola rhul#g'raha tia#alisaie leveilleur#alphinaud leveilleur#thancred waters#urianger augurelt#estinien varlineau#krile mayer baldesion#Arsay Nun#scions of the seventh dawn#i wanted to focus on just the trust members this time im sorry tataru >w<#Another collage!!#not as ambitious this time but it funny enough took me roughly the same amount of time#mostly cause i had less of an idea of how i wanted to compose this#but I was going with the inspo of dawntrail and the rainbow motifs they seem to have#and also like an actual dawn on the horizon#but with the beams shooting sideways it kinda looks like a meteor too#im just assuming krile will be a trust member in 7.0#as a kid that someone arsay hoped would arrive at dawn was her parents of course#coming back to fetch her so they can continue their travels with her#or maybe the post man who was delivering a letter from them#whoever it would be she would insist that they take her to them#but that never happened#so later it just became anyone new to the island#someone who had yet to form an opinion about her#when she was convinced to work with that merchant she thought she found what she was looking for but was sorely mistaken
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#vocaloid#kagamine rin#rin kagamine#鏡音リン#puella magi madoka magica#madoka magica#crossover#madoka kaname#pmmm#was gonna do homura flower too#but that never happened
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Ah shit i think i was scammed last month
#i was commissioned by someone (who has commissioned me before so i trusted them) and they said they'd pay me when they get paid#but that never happened#luckily it was just a sketch but still#its sad that this has happened to me twice now but what can you do#i hope ill get some commissions during summer but i kinda doubt it#i don't get commissioned often so im always struggling#if you're born poor you'll stay poor no matter how hard you'll try#cuddles talks
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shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king
#interestingly not the most harrowing thing that happened tonight no that was#getting recognized from a podcast. i hope that never happens to me again thats so fucking scary#fuck me and my wretched life why do i always end up exisiting in the public eye while detesting the consequences
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work all night on a drink of rum
daylight come and me wan go home
stack banana til the morning come
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come mr tallyman tally me banana
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lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
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me say dayo
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me say day
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a beautiful bunch of ripe banana
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hide the deadly black tarantula
daylight come and me wan go home
lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
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daylight come and me wan go home
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me say dayo
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come mr tallyman tally me banana
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#someone suggested i turn off reblogs. to that i say. i’m not a fucking quitter#esp when i get to see my husband dancing in my notifs every time this gets a note#since this reached 30k notes i wanted to say that people in the notes saying you shouldn’t feel safe around horses are right#story time :) when i was very little i got kicked in the face by a horse.#obviously this is very dangerous and i could have been concussed but there was no bleeding or bruising or no teeth knocked out#so my family didn’t believe me and even tried to convince me that it never happened at all. accused me of lying about it#it was specifically my grandma (who i realized much later in life was extremely emotionally abusive) who insisted i was lying.#but i remember it clearly. i know that it happened. i know that it struck my front teeth and knocked me to the ground#and i have never felt safe around horses since <3 or my family actually#ahem. i always felt safe around my grandparents. ‘‘not anymore’’ said knife grandma#are you still reading this?#reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram#you just lost the game#speaking of loss#|#|/#||#|_
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ahhh my metroid dna is acting up ahhhh it’s making me want to kiss girls
#it was not happening irl samus would never be able to get a bad bitch ever#loneart#metroid#samus aran#hall of fame
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i don't think the theraprism is a good thing, guys
#gravity falls#the book of bill#bill cipher#comic#stump art#tbob spoilers#ford having a lovely cup of tea. thinking to himself. an angel has just sung something i believe#i shall close my eyes . and die now#< -- SAD . but it had to happen#everyone kiss your sad grandpa if you have one . you never know when bill cipher is going to blow his ass up
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Bruce keeping a tighter and tighter lid on his identity around the Justice League because with each new person to reveal their identity he realizes that he has fucked far too high a percentage of his co workers as Bruce Wayne and he has to take this secret to his grave
#the first time it happens he's just like oh whoops that'll be awkward#the second time: well that's not ideal#the third time: fucking hell why did i make a persona that cant keep it in his pants#Clark angsting about why his best friend doesn't trust him enough to tell him his secret identity:#:( why doesn't he trust me after all we've been through together#bruce: i have fucked too many people here including you and you can never know#batman#bruce wayne#dc comics#dc#mine
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"toxic yaoi" this "password" that
THIS being one of stan's lowest moments is the saddest thing i've seen and no one has talked about it what the freak :(
#the fact that he overheard them#he truly loves them#he probably still thinks of that moment and it keeps him up at night#and the twins never even knew#i wonder if he laments over what would have happened if they left#he probably thinks his worth is equivalent to the opinion of a magic 8 ball#HE HAD LITERALLY JUST MET THEM YET STILL CARED THEY PROBABLY REMINDED HIM OF HIM AND FORD OUUUUUUIIKHILGH#gravity falls#stan pines#the book of bill#bill cipher#billford#ford pines#pine twins#mystery shack
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Okkkkkk so where is Chicken Miku?
Anon the way i dropped everything when i saw this
HATSUNE BEAK-U
(based on the Onagadori chicken breed)
#makenna made a thing#hatsune miku#chicken miku#onagadori#the roosters are the ones with the tails but that just opens this up for even more possibilities#is she trans? is she assigned hen at birth but went through spontaneous sex reversal like can happen to poultry if a hens ovary goes wonky?#it's up to you follow your heart miku can be anything#chickens#tiny fluffy dinosaurs#the BEST animals#artists on tumblr#birdblr#chickenblr#birds#this breed doesn't typically have this comb type but shhhh#vocaloid#yes i WILL chickenify your fictional celebrities!!#anon#ngl this was actually a really good character design exercise lol#does she dye her feathers? she'll never tell this is anime logic
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once I stop being scared of everything it's over for everyone
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so has anyone seen that tiktok of two odysseus/hamilton cosplayers outside in the hurricane. because i have
#this is the first time i’ve ever drawn hamilton btw#never leave me alone shit like this will happen#epic odysseus#alexander hamilton#hamilton musical#epic the musical#epic the storm saga#lin manuel miranda#my artwork#animatic#GOD WHAT ARE THEAE TAGS#epic poseidon
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tim needed a disguise quick and it was the only viable option unfortunately
#imagine them being surrounded by goons-hoods or black mask's take ur pick#anyway I do not envy Tim#l was in a hurry and I just grabbed the closest helmet to me-which happened to be my brother's#never again#dc comics#jason todd#batfam#tim drake#red hood#batfamily#doodels
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every time a new SA allegation of a favored celeb arises, i'm reminded of the absolutely soul-crushing experience of the depp/heard trial in which i learned that dozens of ppl i loved + respected + trusted were also willing to engage in the basest form of misogyny if the woman Seemed Crazy Enough. there was a horrifying 2ish weeks on this website + much longer irl where i genuinely felt unsafe voicing my discomfort as i relived something eerily reminiscent of the aftermath of my own assaults playing out on screen, commented on by true crime youtubers like it was a red sox game.
it happens time + time again with every new allegation + it's truly the most agonizing + exhausting part of being a survivor. i am begging you all to consider that survivors are watching you engage with this stuff like theater + it erodes our trust in all of you + compounds our grief.
#one of the only things i still have blacklisted is depp/heard#the whole ~she's a borderline bitch who deserved whatever happened cuz she was the crazy one~#schtick is smth i never expected to have to watch play out on a public stage so much so that my 50 year old acquaintances would know of it#now every time it's a new Beloved Celeb i'm like i don't trust any of you fucking ppl
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which chess piece are you?
White Queen
You are the White Queen. The Queen is the most powerful piece on the board, meaning you are strong in some aspect of your life. Physically, emotionally, mentally, one of these is your strong suit. The queen can move anywhere she wishes upon the board, meaning you have your hands full with all the different tasks and choices in your life. Just be careful not to overwhelm yourself. For all your poise and status, your position will surely crumble under the weight of your pride.
tagged by: @malka-lisitsa <3
tagging: you, the reader
#dash games#❖ study | amara#i'm confused#that doesn't sound like amara at all#she could have been when she was immortal#but that never happened#she would also never 'abuse' power
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