#because he is smol

[egginfroggin]

Well, they're in my brain now

Transcriptions:

Mabel: "40-year-old trauma, PSSH, what trauma? No trauma here, puh-lease. (trauma should fear me, if anything)"

Ford: "???" Arrow: "baffled child" Arrow: "flyaway of wi-fi, very important" (that last one is a joke, it has no signal receiving properties) (that we know of) Book cover: How to comprehend the Power of Mabel (you don't)

family fun activity: crossbow shooting (with live bolts, even!)

Please ignore the roughness of. basically all this. and especially the third sketch. People are hard, and the less said about inanimate objects, the better

Don't mind Mabel, she drowned her trauma in glitter and garrotted it with yarn, really, she's totally fine, she's okay, no trauma here, really

I feel like sci-fi blasters would be horrible for stealth, so that's probably part of why Mabel managed to acquire a crossbow for Ford -- keep that beanpole hidden, my stars, he's so small

In other news, regular ol' hands are hard, and I'm convinced that this small child (or tall adult, but I haven't tackled him yet) is the final boss of hands because. fingers. Help.

Anyway, have a good day! ^^

(Program: Krita; time taken: about 2 hours)

[mamuzzy]

I still can't get over the fact that Kal hated Palpatine's guts and found him vile and evil, but not because he foresaw the sith-fuckery around him, no, he found him evil because he was a politician.

[cayliecoltrane]

Another etho thing. Gonna call these kinda things redraws now though; muah muah heart. This one was so much fun omg

[poirott]

Poirot + ruthlessness AGATHA CHRISTIE'S POIROT (1989 - 2013)

"And he is ruthless, ruthless with those who commit crime. And they will be brought to justice." - David Suchet, BFI Q&A, Nov 12 2013

[mozart-the-meerkitten]

Been rewatching the early Marvel movies and apparently this is the time of my life where I just get re-obsessed with characters I love so here's some random thoughts about Loki/Thor the Dark World:

Why. In the world. In the universe. Did Odin not ask Loki ANY questions when Loki was brought before him for judgement in Dark World? Like, at the BAREST MINIMUM he should have asked where Loki got an ARMY, the last time he'd seen Loki was when Loki fell off the Bifrost and then he vanished for a year and showed back up with the glowstick of destiny and an army that Thor says "are not of Asgard or any world known". ODIN. WHY ARE YOU NOT ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS?!

Like, we are aware that Odin is. partial to giving his kids harsh punishments. He obviously doesn't care about Loki's motives. Like, a good parent would look at their kid who disappeared for a year and then came back insane and be like "hey so what happened to you when you disappeared? you didn't get captured by a super powerful being and tortured into submission did you?" (Thanos tortured Loki I have SOURCES and I WILL cite them upon request) But even a bad parent who was a decent king would wonder how their kid suddenly got an ARMY out of NOWHERE and yet Odin never questions this at all. Even Thor in Avengers at least asks Loki "Who showed you this power? Who controls the would-be king?" (which just shows Thor would honestly be a better king than Odin tbh) but Odin is just like "nah this is not important. imprisoning my son for life and telling him how worthless I think he is is more important in this moment."

I wonder if she'd had more time if maybe Frigga would have been able to get Loki to tell her what happened and if maybe that was part of her goal of visiting him (beyond just, you know, actually being a decent parent who cares about her child and wanting to keep him company) because we know she's clever (she's smarter than Odin good gravy, is there like an age difference between them is he going senile or something) so PERHAPS she thought if she talked to Loki she could puzzle out what had happened to him and find out if there was, you know, a potential universal threat Asgard should be aware of. And like, if she had found out anything what was Odin going to say? He can't actually punish his wife in any meaningful way (lol imagine he tries and she just grabs her two grown sons and leaves, help xD) especially if she found out IMPORTANT INFORMATION that he SHOULD have discovered on his own.

This does kind of highlight an underlying problem with Odin, where he seems to think that Asgard is invincible and is, well, lazy about defending it. Like, I've seen posts about how Loki letting the Frost Giants into Asgard in the first movie is actually him not just showing that Thor is not ready to be king, but also demonstrating that Asgard has dangerous holes in its defenses. Because yeah, Loki can HIDE HIMSELF FROM HEIMDALL and sneak into Asgard. Heck, he can sneak OTHERS into Asgard while he's not even WITH them. That- that is a security threat, because if anyone BESIDES Loki could do that then Asgard could easily be invaded and- wait a second, that happens in The Dark World! The Dark Elves hide themselves from Heimdall and sneak an invasion force into Asgard! Destroying it's defenses and KILLING ITS QUEEN. Like, my goodness, do you think Loki is the only person with these abilities? Are you even trying Odin? At all?

TLDR; Odin is an idiot for not questioning Loki about the Chitauri/where he was for a year between Thor and Avengers, not to mention an awful father and an incompetent king.

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 86

Let it be said that someone breaking into Arkham Asylum was not something anyone was expecting. And let it be said that if one was to ever try it, they all- guards, residents, and doctors alike- would think they would be breaking in to break someone out. 

They are not in fact, expecting a child to be running through the halls giggling with everyone failing in catching him. Someone catch the child before he gets hurt or somehow makes it to the isolation ward! The joker is in there!

Danny is honestly having fun. Ms. Arkham- Gotham’s own Gatekeeper and daughter- is really fun! Sure he’d rather she not view the people within her walls as dolls and playthings, but he supposes she’s not exactly harming anyone. And honestly she could hold on tighter to a few of them to prevent them from escaping in his opinion. 

But he’s here to spend time with his new ghostly Aunt, not judge her, so he’s going to get the whole tour! Secret tunnels you say? Oh, a graveyard, inside your walls? That’s amazing! Isolation ward? Ah, where the naughty dolls go, makes sense! 

Well of course he wants to see it, lead the way! 

[daily-smol-silm]

Day #124 - Forlorn

Now the tall boy is small AND regretting his family's life choices! Yay!

[boobersandstuff]

Just saw someone call nico "bad gay reputation"..... HU!?!?!?

NOT ALL QUEER REP IS THE SAME!! IT SHOULD ALL BE DIFFERENT!!! THERES NOT A MONOLITH! I'm sorry a badass son of the underworld, who's super strong and a hero to everyone, who saved the world twice, and has an equally kick ass boyfriend of the sun god who heals people and has plague powers isn't good enough for you. MY BAD! ALL QUEER REP SHOULD HAPPY GO LUCKY BECAUSE HOMOPHOBIA HAS NEVER EXISTED!/sarcasm

Sorry! I should be a lot more graceful and articulate but you know, I just can't rn and that's OK

[crabsnpersimmons]

Boop a doop doop. :3

a boop! i'll have Sun boop you back!

you're... uh, you're gonna have to get closer to him to get your boop, if he tries to walk, he will trip and fall

context: Clip's april fools prank this year was hiding away all of his and Moon's clothes and leaving them with cat onesies—Sun's is too big for him..

yes it is past april fools

no Clip has not brought them back their clothes yet

EDIT: and here's Moon's onesie!

[puppppppppy]

I just skimmed through the art part of your blog and holy bajeebus your LMK art is so beautiful and the headcanon ideas you come up with are so good I wanna steal em-

Kinda wanna see like a part 2 of the little angst you did between MK and Macaque a while ago. It's so interesting and I wanna see Macaque's reaction in your art style. (You don't have to of course, it's just a suggestion [idk if i spelled that right])

Thanks for reading and hope you have a good day/night!

Hope this is to your liking ^^

Part one here

[natelia-aldelliz]

Soap & Gaz : =(

Ghost : What's going on with you two?

Gaz : Old people flirting =( it's like my divorced dad flirting with his new girlfriend in front of me all over again

Ghost : What happened?

Gaz : Well he and my mom got a divorce, which was for the best honestly, and then he got himself a girlfriend that was closer in age to me than him and -

Ghost : I don't give a shit about your parents Garrick, what happened right now.

Gaz : Oh =(

Soap : Nikolai was teaching us insults in russian, and Price told him he had a dirty mouth and Nik just smiled at him, y'know, like a smirk, and Price smiled back, ewwww

Ghost : Wait, you think Price flirting with his... friend is gross because they're old? You do know I'm not that much younger than Price, right?

Soap : Yeah, but you're not flirting with anyone, so it's okay =)

Ghost :

Gaz :

Soap : =) ?

Gaz : I can't believe you just said that. With your full chest too...

[anonimusunnoaniswriting]

Psst psst.

Orc!Nanami meet cute idea: where

you're standing by him waiting for a chance to use the printer. He's just beside you trying to mind his own business. Trying desperately to not be creepy. Coming across instead as an inanimate wall.

Just then an overenthusiastic intern crashes into you rushing from one side of the office to the other. You lose your balance and fall to the side straight into Orc! Nanami. His cat like reflexes mean he already has his arms open. He catches you smoothly, blinking at you in shock. You were in his arms. He could never in a million years believe this would be real. But you were in his arms. As the intern boy apologised profusely, you waved him off with a, "No harm done".

Then, un-entangling yourself from the massive orc beside you, you chuckled sheepishly and joked, "Looks like I fell for you."

Nanami Kento does not believe he survived that day in office. Regardless of the fact that he would have many more frequent chances to hold you in the future.

^orc!nanami kento when you fall into him

[firedragon1321]

Replaying Megaman Battle Network 1 and forgot how dark the BN setting actually is. Within two bosses, there's been children learning how to fight viruses and net criminals as a regular class, a child standing 3 ft from an oven while connected via GBA Cable, the man behind said oven fire threatening to kill said child (he's 11), a brainwashing program unleashed in the protagonist's school, and implications that it's led students at other schools- possibly as young as first grade- into committing acts of destruction. All while 80% of NPCs live in fear of the WWW's next move.

This is ignoring the twist that MegaMan.EXE is actually Lan's twin brother uploaded to digital space. He is around Lan's age (so also 11) and has been short-circuited to the point of paralysis twice (so far). Also, due to being formerly human, he has unique abilities that other Navis don't. At this point, Lan's friends have two pure support Navis and Gutsman. Who exploded within three seconds of attempting to delete the aforementioned brainwashing program. MegaMan's overall strength plus his unique powers mean it only makes sense he'll be called upon to save the world six times in a row.

So these two eleven-year-old children have to do almost everything themselves (so far) and are also most definitely on the WWW's shit list by now. Oh, yeah, did I mention this is game one of six? Please get these two some therapy.

[theredengineapologist]

Sometimes a family can be just a dad and his seven giant steam locomotive children.

Bonus James-centric screenshots because I have a favorite child (clearly):

[iamsigningmylifeaway]

AO 2017 Roger Federer def. Tomas Berdych post-match interview w Jim Courier

roger federer, infamous enjoyer of treats

[gabelew]

i can't believe i never posted any of my pre-calamity Seggin sketches aaa such an oversight TToTT he's so fun to draw! the most unhinged old man!