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You should watch Evangelion next :3

Have I seriously developed a reputation as Tumblr's easiest mark

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Zinzolin appreciation post please 🙏

i like the goofy ahh refrigerator french man

he gets snoms, as a treat :)

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I love you trans people I love you so much I'm so glad you're alive I'm so glad you're here I'm so glad you exist

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>Morning shift

>Customer is angry that we disabled his card

>calm him down because it is a security measure

>We had to block his card because he spent 5k on Genshin Impact at 4AM and almost drained his entire bank account

>The instant we unblock his card he spends 200 more dollars on Genshin Impact

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Remember that you are a primate, and one of the basic primate threat responses is to go absolutely bugfuck and hope that whatever's after you decides you're not worth the risk. Charging directly toward the problem waving your arms wildly in the air and shrieking like a gibbon is always valid.

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#640.? - Considered the most intelligent member of the legendary Swords of Justice, Virizion protects other Pokémon from losing their homes due to human expansion by deftly wielding a powerful energy blade from its head. Theorized to represent an intermediary stage in Virizion’s potential transformation into the enigmatic Iron Leaves, this Pokémon continues the diligent work of its predecessor to protect Pokémon-kind. Some researchers propose that this mysterious Pokémon could have arisen in a future where Virizion adapted to coexist with advanced technology, while others believe it might be the result of deliberate experimentation. Its rumored ability to generate blade-like energy projections from both its head and neck further fuels speculation about its connection to Iron Leaves. However, without concrete evidence, the origins of this Pokémon remains a tantalizing mystery, leaving its place in Virizion’s potential evolution up for debate.

Named: Virizion - - ? - - Iron Leaves

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Service dogs and other disability assistance animals are a funny concept to me. Like of course disability itself isn't funny but the idea that sometimes people will have a highly trained live-in 24/7 professional medical assistant who also happens to be a beagle.

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Your uncle says to you "I'm the one who got your parents together. It was a hard dungeon raid and-". Your father interrupts "I HAD TO PERFORM SO MANY HEALINGS ON THIS MAN THAT I AM ON A FIRST NAME BASIS WITH THE GODDESS! THAT'S HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER!"

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Same

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turns out there is nothing stopping you from making a pngtuber so you can rp working in a scriptorium

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Romans will see a mouse and eat it

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Almost all of the portrays of this fall flat in my experience lol

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Putting tags for a different post and beauty appears like a sunrise.

Fuck that Cheeto and I hope whoever came up with this tag is having a lovely day.

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It's funny how young Tai actually is in 02. Like they try to present him and the OG gang as Cool Older Siblings and they're like...13-15. 02 Tai is a fucking baby. I want to pinch his cheeks.