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this quarantine got me feeling like luke’s guy walker… trapped on dagobah with that gay little frog, help LOL!
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I want to be friends with the guy talking about facebook’s culpability in the rohingya and tigray genocides in recitation yesterday
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BED POPS ARE FUN
#I’ve done pops a few times with the same guy and he gets so nervous and I’m like#YOU HAVE TO THROW ME#like in an encouraging way. he’s just afraid to fling me with adequate force
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My manager was in the break room with me and she said 'I don't ever remember oranges being THIS hard to peel' and I just responded 'they're making them harder to peel' without thinking and she looked and me and said. Why?
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Some of the central recurring antagonists in Final Fantasy VII are a paramilitary death squad who look and act exactly like a late 1990s boy band, and when the game was new that didn’t particularly stand out, because late 1990s JRPGs are just Like That – but now it’s 25 years later and the remake is leaning into the boy band aesthetic even harder than its source material did, in an era when this sort of bullshit is typically no longer the norm, and the less cartoony presentation and stronger focus on the sheer scale of the atrocities they’re responsible for makes it incredibly surreal. It’s like watching the Backstreet Boys commit war crimes.
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can we please please please start calling it "birdlore" again
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a big lesson for me was learning that most things are not as fragile as I’d believed. missing a class, or turning in a bad assignment, won’t instantly destroy your professor’s opinion of you. accidentally saying something harsh won’t make your friend want to end the friendship. it takes work to repair these things - it takes effort and research and sometimes a sincere apology - but you can do that because they’re not irreparably broken. what you’ve worked to build, in academia and in relationships and in life, is stronger and more enduring that your mind may teach you to believe. don’t let imagined fragility lead you to giving up
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everything is truly so terrible but i just remembered doreen ketchens playing clarinet for her infant grandson and then i was kind of okay again for 36 seconds
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bike maintenance
ok this weekend I need to
- take out the AC
- laundry
- start coming up with final paper ideas
- go over [redacted] case info and training from the spring
- do my readings for next week
- prep to lead my author team meetings
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sorry I just think hot yoga is dumb
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And they look out so hard for the well being of the spiders AND the dolphins
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so far I haven’t done any of this and I have deep cleaned some parts of my bike
ok this weekend I need to
- take out the AC
- laundry
- start coming up with final paper ideas
- go over [redacted] case info and training from the spring
- do my readings for next week
- prep to lead my author team meetings
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ok this weekend I need to
- take out the AC
- laundry
- start coming up with final paper ideas
- go over [redacted] case info and training from the spring
- do my readings for next week
- prep to lead my author team meetings
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