oxymoronicdumbass
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he/him + e/em + vi/vir + they/themBlack • trans guy • aroace • intj I love dead boy detectives, spider-man, hozier, cats, and wasting time on tumblr
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oxymoronicdumbass · 20 minutes ago
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responding to every single one of my text messages in a timely and punctual manner because that is definitely something that i am capable of doing. don't check my phone.
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oxymoronicdumbass · 12 hours ago
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do u ever see someone in your notifs and think wow! i was sure you'd unfollowed me by now
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oxymoronicdumbass · 12 hours ago
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someone was being annoying in my dreams and i woke up angry 😭😭
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oxymoronicdumbass · 1 day ago
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if someone says they dont want to be touched
dont touch them
dont fucking touch them
actually dont touch them
dont continue to fucking touch them after they make it clear they are uncomfortable
THIS ISNT FUCKING HARD DONT FUCKING TOUCH THEM
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oxymoronicdumbass · 1 day ago
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girl stop bouncing your legs and stressing out the work is right in front of you do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it
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oxymoronicdumbass · 1 day ago
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hang on to every single aborted half-finished flimsy unrefined story/narrative/oc idea u have ever gotten obsessed w for 36 hours and then set aside like "idk how i'm ever going to use this. oh well", and/or every story bit u ever test drove for a while but then got bored of/outgrew but always thought a little longingly about, etc, bc maybe one day u are goign to get nailed straight in the forehead w the cumulative story idea that instantly combines like literally every single one of them. i do not guarantee that story will be good but what can u do
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oxymoronicdumbass · 1 day ago
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oxymoronicdumbass · 1 day ago
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Arcane is an advanced form of doomed by the narrative/doomed from the beginning because the show is trying so hard to create this serious, intricate story but the endgame of this story is everyone ending up in League of Legends
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oxymoronicdumbass · 1 day ago
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nothinggg better than torturing an emotionally repressed character until every single trauma they've ever refused to process starts spilling uncontrollably out of the cracks. like a matryoshka doll situation of repressed trauma and baby you better believe i'm going in there with a hammer
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oxymoronicdumbass · 2 days ago
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if you're transgender and need name ideas, may I direct you toward the nato alphabet because like. delta? november?? echo?? romeo is like the butchest name. please consider foxtrot. being named whiskey would be cool as hell. I know multiple transmascs who were a bit too into english lit and are named victor now. I've met people named sierra who were trans in every direction. maybe don't name yourself golf
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oxymoronicdumbass · 2 days ago
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Hello, I'm Hanan I write to you with a heart weighed down by sorrow and embarrassment.😓
The war has destroyed our lives, we are living in a worn-out tent, facing hunger, cold, and illness.💔
My baby Yaseen is suffering from severe infections, and my elderly mother-in-law can no longer walk after a coma caused by anemia.😥
Our health is deteriorating, and the bombings do not stop; we have already lost many of our relatives and loved ones.😢💔
All I ask for is a chance to save my family. We urgently need Blankets and clothes to keep us warm and buy a winter tent to protect us from the rain and cold, in addition to medicines for Yaseen and my mother-in-law, which cost $60 weekly. Please, help us as much as you can. 🙏🥺
Watch my story, Short Video: https://bit.ly/3Uz4vn9
Donation link: https://gofund.me/b905b50e 🕊️
Or vio PayPal: https://bit.ly/3C9TPFi
This campaign is vetted by @gazavetters, and my verified number is (#152)
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oxymoronicdumbass · 2 days ago
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Hello, I'm Hanan I write to you with a heart weighed down by sorrow and embarrassment.😓
The war has destroyed our lives, we are living in a worn-out tent, facing hunger, cold, and illness.💔
My baby Yaseen is suffering from severe infections, and my elderly mother-in-law can no longer walk after a coma caused by anemia.😥
Our health is deteriorating, and the bombings do not stop; we have already lost many of our relatives and loved ones.😢💔
All I ask for is a chance to save my family. We urgently need Blankets and clothes to keep us warm and buy a winter tent to protect us from the rain and cold, in addition to medicines for Yaseen and my mother-in-law, which cost $60 weekly. Please, help us as much as you can. 🙏🥺
Watch my story, Short Video: https://bit.ly/3Uz4vn9
Donation link: https://gofund.me/b905b50e 🕊️
Or vio PayPal: https://bit.ly/3C9TPFi
This campaign is vetted by @gazavetters, and my verified number is (#152)
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oxymoronicdumbass · 2 days ago
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Hi
I hope my message finds you well 🍉♥
I would be very grateful if you could donate to me and my family we can achieve our goal as soon as possible 🥺💔🇵🇸
I hope anyone can donate even 20$ will make a big difference and reach the goal very soon
If you can't please reblog and share with other maybe anyone can help
Your donation saves an entire family from death
Thank you in advance 🫶🏻💗
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oxymoronicdumbass · 2 days ago
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URGENT HELP SAVE THE LIFE OF MY CHILD
Dear humanity,
Please Help Me – My Son May Die at Any Moment.
I'm Amal from Gaza. 🍉
Here’s my story, and I’m reaching out with a hopeful heart 💔✨, hoping someone will feel what my family and I are going through.
My son is suffering from a severe and life-threatening injury after being shot by Israeli drones. He urgently needs medical treatment outside Gaza.
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I beg you, i kiss your feet, to help my son. My son may die at any moment
I lost most of my family. I'm afraid to lose my son too 🥺 .
Please Donate now:👇👇 👇
https://gofund.me/305028dd
Thank you for your compassion and kindness
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oxymoronicdumbass · 2 days ago
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Hello, I am Tareq from Gaza Iam trying save my famliy from the genocide happening here. I ask for your help in spreading my story and donating if you can contribute anything, no matter how small.Please don,t forget to sharethe latest post from my page and follow my account to help spread the story to the world. Thank you.
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oxymoronicdumbass · 2 days ago
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oxymoronicdumbass · 2 days ago
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you will have one post go viral and discover tagging systems you couldnt have even tried to imagine
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