Call me Salty | He/She/They/Any | 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 | Phantom Hourglass lives rent free in my mind at all times so I have a lot of feelings about it | I have other interests tho | Feel free to send asks about my opinions and stuff, I'd love to answer asks or discuss stuff! | Header art by roskii
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desperate enough to eat something savory so i just grabbed some chicken ramen that was bought for me and removed the noodles so its just soup with the flavor packet
#everything else is just like pudding and jello and popsicles and ice cream and applesauce and please im an animal for savory flavors#so slightly below room temp ramen without the noodles or little extra bits#salty talks#its good btw
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You fucking wish the author was dead. The author is on twitter
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mourning that spicy ramen and kimchi i got at the store a few days ago
#victory lap food. i can have it when i can eat hot and spicy things. i can. i can wait#lol i was rlly excited abt it bc i havent had the stuff in a while and just wanted it for the hell of it#forgetting i was getting my wisdom teeth out in like two days#salty talks
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#ohhhh i know this. desperately trying to remember what game this was#music#reblog#i am fresh out of surgery so ill probably remember once im less loopy#maybe a tower defense. i always liked those. its a game i played for sure#SOMEONE ROT13’d IT THANK GOD#yeahhhh i def spent too much time with this game
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wisdom teeth out
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drew this post as a comic because its so fucking funny to me
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Angle and Deeval on your shoulder
I love this genre of Krusielle art, but every time I see it I think of that damn Kronk scene, so I had to draw it
Bonus: What Kris was most definitely whispering in Susie's ear
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tl;dr if everyone is guilty, big brother longer needs to differentiate between slave and free man when meting out punishment
(in case anyone needs an example/breakdown to illustrate the current problem)
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statements like "It's wrong to masturbate about a person without their consent" and "It's wrong to do something that quietly arouses you while you are in public even if no one can see it" show that a person's understanding of morality basically involves magical thinking. like I wrote this post on the toilet. That's not the same thing as me literally shitting on you
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banned from the clock app for making too many alarms. you set too many alarms girl! banned from clock app.
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Ok my brothers math teacher has pissed me off so bad that I’m writing an email. Do you know how seethingly mad I have to be to write an email.
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I was looking for references and stumbled across a series of paintings from 1930s by Soviet painter Alexander Samokhvalov called "The young women of metro construction"
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A hill i will die standing on is that picky eaters deserve respect and accommodation and to eat food they enjoy too. Sensory issues, disliked flavors, allergies, intolerances, cultural differences, religious restrictions, moral or political choices, they all deserve to be given consideration if you know you're gonna be cooking for them and to not be excluded from the fundamental right to food & access to the many important social bonding acitivities centered around food
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