#i think in 99 quotes

[violent138]

Dick, back from an undercover mission: "All right, fill me in. Tell me everything I missed."

Steph: "Won't take long. Only three things happened. Jason chipped his tooth and had a lisp for a week."

Jason: "Lithen up, theeven. I'm Thorry, did I thay thumthing amuthing to you? Anther me, you thun of a birth!"

Duke: "Number two, Stephanie and Damian wore the same outfit to work one day."

Steph: "How does it look better on you?"

Jason: "And Bruce banned headphones while masks are on, due to the Tim Incident."

Tim, rolling his eyes, shouting across the Cave: "I like listening to music sometimes! Patrol gets boring!"

Dick: "Great recap."

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Caitlyn: I’m in love with you.

Vi: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

Caitlyn: I know.

Vi: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

TT: He's cute. He reminds me of this guy I used to know. He didn't want me either. No one does. For who could ever learn to love a beast?

TG: fuck. have i got a film for u

[saneabandoned]

You weren’t loyal to me.

Oh, but they were. That’s why they never questioned you, they know how loyal you are, how you pride yourself in that, and never thought you’d actually leave. That’s why they never went after you, they just couldn’t believe you’d really left, left them, they didn’t know how to search for somebody who made it clear he didn’t want to be found. They were loyal, they just never expected you not to be.

I was one of you.

They know. They remember, and how couldn’t they, when they are not the same without you, they don’t see things the way they did with you standing next to them. They lost their balance the day they lost you, there is an empty space now where you once were and it’s just not the same anymore, not without you.

You still are. A brother, a friend. You are standing in front of them, and they’d take you back in a second, you need only ask.

You may have forgotten, but I haven’t.

Believe it, they can’t either. They just can’t wrap their minds around the fact that you’re not there anymore, that you chose to leave them, after everything you’ve been through together. They never looked for you because they didn’t know it was possible you didn’t want them anymore. They thought you’d forgotten, they never could.

And it’s why I’m going to give you what you never gave me: a chance.

They never gave you a chance because they didn’t think you needed it. They would never presume you’d wanted it, that you were ever even thinking of betraying them, that you needed something else other than them, than what you had together. They gave you a chance, don’t ignore it. They’re giving it now too. They’re here, aren’t they?

But you’re too proud, too stubborn, too insecure. How could they want you when you left? You can’t admit the mistake you made because you don’t think they’ll forgive you, and what then? You’d have lost your purpose, you’d be left alone, again. The kind of loneliness you never knew existed, the one you felt for the first time when you left them, only it would be worse because you’d know they don’t want you back this time.

You can’t bear to hear their refusal, which is why you prefer to have this on your own terms, you won’t beg, you want them to beg. Beg to join you, beg for you to come back.

Just a bit more, and maybe you’ll yield.

You want to feel that they’d missed you, and to be able to have someone watch your back again, someone to care enough for you to risk defending you. You weren’t made to be on your own, not like this, and you know it.

But you won’t break, why won’t you break?

[raggedy-spaceman]

Mrs Sandwich: I know what your problem is. Heaven’s keeping you and Mr Fell apart. You two just need to bone. Crowley: What did you say? Mrs Sandwich: I said you two need to bone. Crowley: How dare you. I am a Demon from Hell! [five minutes later]: BONE! [ten minutes later]: What happens in my bedroom, Mrs Sandwich, is none of your business. [twenty-one minutes later]: BOOOOONE?! [forty minutes later]: Don't ever speak to me like that again.

[eternalyoo]

“Gifts aren't meant for us to keep but to share with everyone.” - for @sunmiyane

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[underkunimi]

[creamyberries-lovely]

[incorrect-xena-quotes]

Gabrielle: I’m in love with you.

Xena: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

Gabrielle: I know.

Xena: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

[roseaesynstylae]

Alpha-17: I don’t do “nice.”

99: *exists* Alpha-17: Shit.

[fairytail-incorrectquotes]

Lucy: One of these photos is of a garbage dump, the other is your room. Which is which?

Natsu: The left is the garbage dump.

Lucy: THEY'RE BOTH YOUR ROOM!

[kaiserouo]

i don't wanna spend waaaaay too much time farming in this game so im just gonna farm bosses and... uh, use that moxxi money glitch that apparently never got patched since game launch

[knotst3r1l3]

curse these wretched organs vro what the Fuck man !!!!!!!

[feal-the-grinch]

Incorrect B99 quote #13 (aka Rosa and Charles' friendship in the first seasons)

Charles: I made tea. Rosa: I don’t want tea. Charles: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea. Rosa: Then why are you telling me? Charles: It is a conversation starter. Rosa: That’s a lousy conversation starter. Charles: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

[snowflake-apocalypse]

*Mami & Homura accidentally set a building on fire while hunting a witch, and the fire brigade corners them*

Fire Brigader: Young ladies, this is an extremely dangerous area to be around right now. Do your parents know where you are?

Homura: Yes sir, I was just on the phone with them.

Mami:

[crowcryptid]

Can you believe it guys?

Violence, just a week away! Violence is in a week!

Woo-hoo! I am so happy about this information.

Violence, just a week away. Oh, wow! Can you believe it? Violence, just in a week! It got here so fast.

Violence, just a-