#i think in 99 quotes

[violent138]

Dick, back from an undercover mission: "All right, fill me in. Tell me everything I missed."

Steph: "Won't take long. Only three things happened. Jason chipped his tooth and had a lisp for a week."

Jason: "Lithen up, theeven. I'm Thorry, did I thay thumthing amuthing to you? Anther me, you thun of a birth!"

Duke: "Number two, Stephanie and Damian wore the same outfit to work one day."

Steph: "How does it look better on you?"

Jason: "And Bruce banned headphones while masks are on, due to the Tim Incident."

Tim, rolling his eyes, shouting across the Cave: "I like listening to music sometimes! Patrol gets boring!"

Dick: "Great recap."

[sayangrafayel]

Loft talk Pt. Taser challenge!

Sylus: We’re about to do the taser challenge. You want in?

Zayne: What's the taser challenge?

Rafayel: We tase eachother, then drink.

Xavier: How do you win?

Sylus: What are you, a lawyer? You guys want in or not?

[dead-arcane-detectives]

Edwin: And so concludes this year’s Secret Santa drawing, just a quick reminder of the rules, $40 dollar limit, no perishable items, and no homemade massage coupons, Thomas.

Thomas: Fine, then everyone will have to pay full price for them.

Crystal: Oh, Edwin I would like a $40 dollar gift card to any restaurant that serves nachos.

Edwin: I don’t have you, Crystal.

Crystal: Not only do I know that you do indeed have me but I also know who everyone else has.

Jenny: That’s not possible.

Crystal: Perhaps not for ordinary people such as yourself, Jenny. But for the brilliant mind of Detective Crystal Sherlock Palace— I legally changed my name— it’s quite simply… elementary.

Crystal: For, you see, Charles made a face I only recognized from our bedroom, which means that he has Edwin.

Charles: *avoids eye contact*

Crystal: Monty has Jenny, his eyes keep shifting over to her.

Monty: No, they don’t. *eyes shift*

Crystal: Jenny looked disgusted, which means she has Thomas.

Crystal: Nora didn’t draw a name, nor did she put one in, she doesn’t want to participate.

Night Nurse: Never do.

Crystal: Thomas moves his mouth when he reads and quite clearly said Monty.

Thomas: *flipping his paper* I did get Monty.

Crystal: Niko has Charles, she’s holding her paper name-side out.

Niko: Oh, she’s good.

Crystal: And I have Niko, which means Edwin has me. I’ll be taking that gift card, psychic loves nachos.

Edwin: Should we draw the names again and leave Crystal out?

All: Yeah!

Crystal: No!!! Sherlock wants a present!

[incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse]

Veil Jumper!Rook: Come on, Strife, the math thing isn't the problem. This war's keeping you and Emmrich apart. You two just need to bone. Bellara: [chuckles nervously] Strife: What did you just say? Bellara: Don't say it again. Veil Jumper!Rook: I said you two need to bone. Bellara: [whimpers] Strife: How dare you, Rook. I am the head of the Veil Jumpers! Strife: [shouting, five minutes later] Bone! Strife: [sternly, ten minutes later] What happens in my bedroom, Rook, is none of your business. Strife: [shouting, twenty-one minutes later] BONE?! Strife: [calmly, forty minutes later] Don't ever speak to me like that again.

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Caitlyn: I’m in love with you.

Vi: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

Caitlyn: I know.

Vi: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

TT: He's cute. He reminds me of this guy I used to know. He didn't want me either. No one does. For who could ever learn to love a beast?

TG: fuck. have i got a film for u

[saneabandoned]

You weren’t loyal to me.

Oh, but they were. That’s why they never questioned you, they know how loyal you are, how you pride yourself in that, and never thought you’d actually leave. That’s why they never went after you, they just couldn’t believe you’d really left, left them, they didn’t know how to search for somebody who made it clear he didn’t want to be found. They were loyal, they just never expected you not to be.

I was one of you.

They know. They remember, and how couldn’t they, when they are not the same without you, they don’t see things the way they did with you standing next to them. They lost their balance the day they lost you, there is an empty space now where you once were and it’s just not the same anymore, not without you.

You still are. A brother, a friend. You are standing in front of them, and they’d take you back in a second, you need only ask.

You may have forgotten, but I haven’t.

Believe it, they can’t either. They just can’t wrap their minds around the fact that you’re not there anymore, that you chose to leave them, after everything you’ve been through together. They never looked for you because they didn’t know it was possible you didn’t want them anymore. They thought you’d forgotten, they never could.

And it’s why I’m going to give you what you never gave me: a chance.

They never gave you a chance because they didn’t think you needed it. They would never presume you’d wanted it, that you were ever even thinking of betraying them, that you needed something else other than them, than what you had together. They gave you a chance, don’t ignore it. They’re giving it now too. They’re here, aren’t they?

But you’re too proud, too stubborn, too insecure. How could they want you when you left? You can’t admit the mistake you made because you don’t think they’ll forgive you, and what then? You’d have lost your purpose, you’d be left alone, again. The kind of loneliness you never knew existed, the one you felt for the first time when you left them, only it would be worse because you’d know they don’t want you back this time.

You can’t bear to hear their refusal, which is why you prefer to have this on your own terms, you won’t beg, you want them to beg. Beg to join you, beg for you to come back.

Just a bit more, and maybe you’ll yield.

You want to feel that they’d missed you, and to be able to have someone watch your back again, someone to care enough for you to risk defending you. You weren’t made to be on your own, not like this, and you know it.

But you won’t break, why won’t you break?

[raggedy-spaceman]

Mrs Sandwich: I know what your problem is. Heaven’s keeping you and Mr Fell apart. You two just need to bone. Crowley: What did you say? Mrs Sandwich: I said you two need to bone. Crowley: How dare you. I am a Demon from Hell! [five minutes later]: BONE! [ten minutes later]: What happens in my bedroom, Mrs Sandwich, is none of your business. [twenty-one minutes later]: BOOOOONE?! [forty minutes later]: Don't ever speak to me like that again.

[eternalyoo]

“Gifts aren't meant for us to keep but to share with everyone.” - for @sunmiyane

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[underkunimi]

[creamyberries-lovely]

[honeybard]

adhd advice will be like people with adhd struggle to get their thoughts organised. also to get diagnosed you need to get your thoughts on why you have adhd organised in advance in order to convince the doctor you have it

[incorrect-xena-quotes]

Gabrielle: I’m in love with you.

Xena: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

Gabrielle: I know.

Xena: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

[roseaesynstylae]

Alpha-17: I don’t do “nice.”

99: *exists* Alpha-17: Shit.

[fairytail-incorrectquotes]

Lucy: One of these photos is of a garbage dump, the other is your room. Which is which?

Natsu: The left is the garbage dump.

Lucy: THEY'RE BOTH YOUR ROOM!

[timetravelstudies]

ok ill just say this i was one of the “girls” salò shit was being done to in ms like straight up movie style psychological torture type bullying and tbf i dont tend to use the phrase “female camraderie” in general or esp about myself since im a man now. but if you asked me if I’ve experienced it i would say yes for instance in the countless intimate hushed conversation in bedrooms ive had with cis, straight women (same type of girl that was torturing me in ms) bonding over shared madness inducing experiences such as being in extremely abusive relationships with men. So i wouldnt jump the gun on that one. But whatever