#i love these idiots so fucking much

[foliosriot]

THERE ARE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE

THEY ARE THE CUTEST I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH

📸 heey_eri on tiktok

[knightlyss]

piss without a trace

[cryptocism]

"just as I did, in 1983."

you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

that just confirmed what i already knew which is that i never ever ever want to see them kiss like even that was way too much for me i kept saying “ew” and covering the screen. girl back tf up. their faces should never be that close together on god’s internet.

[ataraxianne]

I'm literally crying what do you mean Blitzø was like "LOOK AN UFO" and Stolas believed it and started looking up at the sky so when he was distracted Blitzø ate his ice cream😭😭😭😭

[ef-1]

to the holes in my butterfly wings

[its-your-mind]

ORV as shitposts 3/??? (joongdok ed.)

[mblue-art]

once again i was fueled with coffee (did not sleep the whole night) but this time i doodled college au to cope bc ofc i did (also did not feel like sleeping wooo)

[huntingrays]

i physically cannot write valgrace without making jason a huge simp for leo

[beanghostprincess]

HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?

he's not lost (he probably is, tho) but now you have seen him 💚

[nandermoenthusiast]

im just imagining nandermo in a very enclosed space like for some reason they gotta be chest to chest pushed up against a wall and its awkward for a moment but then nandors eyes are just boring into guillermos and guillermo has that uncertain but unwavering stare too, and is this what is gonna take for them to kiss?

[landonor]

I LOVE HIM (and his sarcasm)

[scatterbrainedbot]

I AM SPINNING I AM PACING I AM FULL ON FROLICKING IM SO EXCITED

@d1sc0rd1a THANK U FOR THESE TAGS

okayokayokayokay so pretty much all of these questions will be Officially Answered properly in the character design/intro pages im working on but also i am physically vibrating with excitement about the fact that you noticed all these details and i have very little self control so! lore dump time!!!

(minor tw for mentions of leos self-harm/self-destructive anxious behaviors and unhealthy coping skills)

- mikey does indeed have curly fur! i believe he would be considered a 'rex' rat (pictured on the left) for this trait? though the curls can be more easily seen on mice (pictured on the right). or, at least it seems that way. have not delved too deeply into the details of rodent genes and husbandry, but id assume its the same sort of mutation considering curly haired mice are also referred to as rex sometimes? either way hes a extra floofy bby 🧡

-as for raphie, unfortunately being more fluff and less shell than the average rapheal comes with its downsides. especially if you and your brothers occasionally encounter things like territorial dogs, hungry cats, or sewer crocodiles while exploring places ur dad said not supposed to go. (most of his scars will have more ninja related stories, but his ear i think got messed up from something very animal. probably around age 11 ish? old enough to sneak out from dads protection but young enough to not fully know how to handle himself alone against real danger. thankfully his ear injury looks worse than it actually is for the most part, as the damage was largely to the outer ear. his hearing wasnt super affected, except that he now has a bit of a harder time being able to track/pinpoint noises origins if its on his right side.)

-also yep! dons got some glasses that just clip/rest on the bridge of his nose! theyre mostly just for home use, as they do fall off if hes knocked around. in the field he has some goggles he tends to use (theyre helpful as they have multiple additional functions like heat-imaging, extra zoom/telescoping, and recording capabilities. but also theyll give him headaches if he wears them for too long without breaks). contacts are theoretically also an option but he absolutely hates the sensation of putting them in. so sometimes when hes tired he'll just not bother with either clips or goggles and just squint and struggle. leo hates when he does that lol.

-speaking of leo, he is def an anxious baby :) he has a few patches of fur missing on his hand cos he has the tendency to tug on it while hes thinking. he yanked and chewed on his own tail a lot when he was younger too, which is why when hes older he usually wears some wraps to cover the scars left from that behavior. he finds those scars specifically to be kinda embarrassing and shameful because they werent from any battle or life-lesson, just his own 'inability to control himself'. all of his brothers have repeatedly called him out on the fact that that is not a healthy way to think about his anxiety or mental health, but leo insists hes fine. hes kinda convinced himself that a proper warrior always has control over his own body* and his own thoughts, thus he should be able to just like willpower-brute-force his way into 'being better'. (this line of thinking pisses raph off so much he has to leave and go hit something)

Splinter also tries to talk him through some of that internalized guilt/shame/everything, but splinters very metaphorical, poetic, and indirect when it comes to talking about Big Things, which combined with how much leo gets caught in his own head, makes it kinda hard to gauge how much these talks actually help

*this is made extra fun considering leos also ftm trans, so he is faced with a body that fundamentally disobeys him perhaps more than the average rat-man.

-and im still going back and forth between a few species for splinter, but im leaning mostly towards an African Spurred Tortoise! they have these beautiful if kinda subtle geometric shell patterns and are the third largest species of tortoise in the world. the only thing that doesnt fit perfectly with Splints is that (allegedly) their lifespan in captivity is around 50ish years, whereas im p sure Tortoise Splinter is well over 75, probably closer to 90 when the boys are born and hes mutated into Old Man Papa.

but maybe hes just a particularly long lasting African Spurred Tortoise.

the Hamato family has taken very good care of him for many decades after all. :)

(well. until everything all fell apart, that is.....)

[kotias]

That ONE joke in Deadpool & Wolverine that nobody seems to have noticed and I'm dying over here [spoilers for the movie ahead]

No, I'm not talking about the blowjob handle gag.

I'm talking about a contextual gag that I noticed after seeing the movie for the third time and then seeing a gif of that walk-up. The clue is in THIS IMAGE EXACTLY.

Let me remind you of the full scene here:

an army of Deadpools appeared and proceeded to shoot the living shit out of Deadpool, Wolverine and Nicepool.

Deadpool used Nicepool as a shield until he was behind the car, then realised that this idiot didn't have regenerative powers. Well, oops.

Deadpool then proceeds to active Video Game Logic, looks at a food vendor and calls it "basically a hospital", and runs towards it with Nicepool, still as a shield and clearly being fucking murdered with each second passing.

Deadpool stops in the middle of the way to wheeze, and Nicepool's head explodes, which leads Deadpool to scurry the rest of the way behind the food vendor, and to try and reanimate his very decapitated body.

Now...

Look at the picture above.

I am talking about THIS

This little fucker looked at the scene, hell I know this man saw the fucking pharmacy, and proceeded to point at the food vendor instead.

I am positive that he even stopped right in front of the door to wheeze his lungs out, this motherfucker, just to give Nicepool enough time to see the medicine, RIGHT THERE.

This is the peak of contextual gags, holy shit when I saw it I was laughing my ASS off, this fiend had 2 goals:

the dog

the pistoleros

And what stood between him and them was Nicepool.

[diamondsheep]

Happy Birthday to the Best Cook Ever 💛💛💛

[captain-rickbond]

King Philip the Second of Spain

of Spain