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When u have an amazing, revolutionary art idea but there's only 1 tablet in the house and ur 6 y/o brother is using it to play ROBLOX💔
#fuck#i hate little children#jk no i dont#I WANT TO DRAW#its ok because hes leaving with my parents soon to go to the grocery store#meow#shitpost
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the thing i hate most about my little brat cousin is whenever we meet, she always forces me draw something she wants and never likes it. bro LEAVE ME ALONE WTF
#i hate little children#theyre so annoying#i only love new born babies they're so cute#but once they become a toddler..#ugh#`•oliviaisyappin
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While I do find it funny that henchmen in Gotham probably warn each other about the Red Hood because he's a bat who will actually kill you. I think it would be better if Jason was actually seen as some sort of savior or idol to like 90% of the goons scattered around Gotham. Doesn't matter who they work for, they all know Jason, former crime-lord that took over majority of Gotham's underground in one night.
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Jason, years after the events of UTRH, now fighting crime alongside the batfam, except every goon he runs into immediately recognizes him, stops fighting, and starts begging.
the first time it happens, Jason assumes they're begging for their lives only to hear them begging for him to return to the crime lord business so they can work for him and not Gotham's current money-stingy, abusive rogues (Black Mask lol)
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Jason showing up to patrol as backup for Dick in an overrun warehouse full of Two-Face's henchmen and as Jason's about to interfere, one of the men stops dead in their tracks and stares really hard at Jason until:
Goon: Oh my God, boss, is that you?
Jason, pulling out his guns, about to shoot:
Goon: Mr. Hood, sir???
Jason, halfway about to pull the trigger: Wait a min–Jeremy? Oh wow, it's been ages! How's the wife?
Goon (Jeremy): Oh my God it IS you, holy shit where have you BEEN? Me and the guys miss you, man!
Dick, with a knife at his throat: What is happening right now
Jason: Ahh, well, crime-lording just wasn't fitting in on the daily schedule. Tryna turn over a new leaf and all that
Goon (Jeremy): Aw, that's disappointing. We really liked working for you, right guys?
[Chorus of enthusiastic "YEAHS" from the rest of the henchmen (even the one holding Dick at knifepoint)]
Goon (Jeremy): Well, anyways, I can't beat you up knowing you're my old boss! You gave us the best health benefits! We'll just let you take the evidence and leave.
Jason: Aw, thanks guys :)
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And that's why 95% percent of Jason's missions in Gotham end in success. Not because he's willing to kill people or because rogues are terrified of him, but because 90% of the rogues' henchmen once worked for Jason and fuckin love him lol.
#jason: are you sure your boss wont be mad?#jeremy: he's only mad like 50% of the time im sure we'll be fine#jeremy: also we hate working for him.#jason todd absolutely treats his employees well u cant convince me otherwise#dick after the mission: the HELL was that??#jason fondly: just my goon children. im so proud of them for moving onto weapons trade instead of drug dealing :)#dick: that man was older than you. pretty sure most of them were older than BRUCE#jason: dont disrespect my family like that.#dick: Jason IM your family. i was literally held at knifepoint during your little reunion and you did NOTHING#jason todd#red hood#dick grayson#nightwing#batfam#batfamily#batkids#batbros#dc comics#incorrect quotes#headcanon#crack#fanatical posting
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The dog days are over.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#jiang cheng#The childhood flashback is one of my favourite scenes in MDZS and yes I am disapointing myself in how little I am covering it.#If it is any consolation...I'll be bringing JYL's piggyback scene into another comic later on.#There truly is something so specific and yet resonant in the way our bonds as children feel so deep.#But the world doesn't stay as small as it does when you are a kid. The problems you argue about get bigger and more serious.#You still hold so much love for this person despite how much you want to throw hands with them.#To have such a complicated history with someone and then fall apart...You always think you have time to heal the wound.#Why wouldn't you! You've never had anything but time with this person. A brother not in blood but in true and genuine bond.#And then the fucker dies! It's horrible and sudden and the last words you exchanged were cold and awful!#What do you do with those dead end feelings? What do you do but grieve bitterly and angrily?#There is no resolution for all the love you wanted back. There will never be an opportunity to bridge the gap between you.#Someone you loved died thinking you hated them. Because you thought you had more time.#If anyone dares say Jiang Cheng didn't love WWX I'll be the first to fire up the powerpoint presentation on why he absolutely does.
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” Am I not right to weep? O my children, cursed children of a hateful mother - ”
#medea#my art#cw blood#cw mild nudity#euripides medea#greek tragedy#greek theatre#this play is Female Rage by excellence#hmm yes the blood of her sons on her face hands breasts and belly the parts of her body that her children knew the most yes indeed#im really proud of this#:)#lots of symbolism here#the red shawl is her hate while the black one is a mourning blanket#it's dwarfed by her heartbreak which enveloped her whole and bears no blood bc it's already red#her eyes are golden like Circe's who's her kinswoman#the handle of the dagger is Jason who isn't explicitly wounded by her but drove her hand (the blame of the murders actually befalling him)#<that's why it's not bloodied unlike the blade which was used to hurt#her tear washed down the blood on her cheek representing her being absorbed of her crime by both the gods and her grief#on the mural behind her is Medea enchanting the dragon while Jason steals the Golden Fleece#and above (right) is Hera and Iris and (left) Helios in his chariot#with female chorus masks lamenting Medea's crime like the chorus in the play#the pose and expression are inspired by the poster for Médée by Mucha for the Théâtre de la Renaissance starring Sarah Bernhardt#overall proud of this#i think women deserve to go a little mad and violent when they're angry. as a treat#anyway thanks Euripides for the 500bc feminism
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The Giant Demigods with loud semi formal speech have cornered the Goth market
#my art#bg3#baldurs gate 3#the demigod besties durge and aylin#i am extremely sad about them both so of course i had to joke about them a little#also guys ketheric isnt homophobic its just that he hates children of gods and they just so happen to be gay#enver gortash#the dark urge#dame aylin#isobel thorm#ketheric thorm#aylin x isobel#durgetash#ermmm what else#zenith
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Lore dump for the way I draw Sky characters!
I've been forgetting to post here lol
I have a lot of trouble drawing Daleth, so I used Resh as the reference for Isle
sorry for all the Daleth fans :,)
Im practicing i swear
#sky cotl#sky children of the light#sky cotl art#prairie elder#forest elder#valley elders#wasteland elder#vault elder#ayin#teth#sahmekh#tsadi#lamed#eden elder#resh#sky king#i hate tags lmaooo#i actually really love drawing them as fae though#my silly little elves
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you don't need to minimize other people's favorite because you have a favorite: it's okay to love damian, you don't need to shit on tim's character/erase his trauma. you can love tim and not shit on jason's run as robin. you can have cass or duke as a favorite and not diminish the other kids relationship with bruce and each other. and on, and on, and on.
#you don't have to put one character down to put one up#unless that character is bruce#bruce is awful canonnically#i was doing my little favorite pools and now im not doing that anymore because people keep reblogging with hate#like! okay you don't like this take#sure!#you have another favorite!#but please don't start shitting about other people's favorites to put yours down#like tim and damian specifically receive a LOT of hate#i don't know why#and jason too#like they're all flawed and their writing is sometimes shitty but????#also making cass and duke the perfect lovable children without problems is weird bye#batman#bruce wayne#dick grayson#nightwing#red hood#jason todd#tim drake#red robin#damian wayne#robin dc#batfamily#stephanie brown#spoiler dc#cassandra cain#duke thomas#harper row#signal dc
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i'm seeing videos on tiktok about the crossover (which yeah my first mistake is being on tiktok) but it's making me feel crazy when people keep saying "dennis should not be allowed in a school" specifically implying that he's a threat to children any more than the rest of the gang who have a worse track record
Bad Dad but a dad nonetheless
#being a dennis fan is suffering#literally how i feel on a daily basis about everything 😭#ha ha he's just a sociopathic predator with no morals who definitely did not choose to leave to go be a father to his son#with the specific intent of breaking out of the cycle of generational trauma and give his kid a better childhood than he had#like he may be a terrible influence but kids like him LOL#gives back and water park are the only examples you need#but there's also frank's little beauties#he's the fun uncle and he always has been fhsksjfjf#he hates the responsibility of being an actual father but he's not a threat to them in the way these people think he is#the funny thing is that even an ep like risk e rats shows that he's Fine around kids because he has the best boundaries#compared to mac or charlie who revert back to being children themself#den's way more of an Adult to them even if he's incredibly immature himself#new wheels demonstrates clearly how much of a threat the rest of the gang is to kids and dennis is. doing his plot. hdsjnsjf#ask ada#i could say More but i should be saying Less#dennis is a threat because he's teaching them how to steal more effectively#not for. the reasons i keep seeing.
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This is a friendly reminder that Malcolm Fade was the one who taught Julian Blackthorn how to tie a necktie.
#or is it a bow tie? I don’t remember if the book specifies?#but regardless#that’s just one of the many little things#that makes the eventual bad guy reveal in Lady Midnight so good#the blackthorns#care for him#trust him#love him#and maybe#he even felt those same things back in small quantitiems#but in the end it didn’t matter#he still chose hate#he still stabbed the children who thought they could depend on him in the back#for his idealized version of a woman#instead of what she would actually turn out to be#the shadowhunter chronicles#tsc#the dark artifices#tda#malcolm fade#julian blackthorn#lady midnight#annabel blackthorn#malcolm fade x annabel blackthorn#malcabel#violetthornsshipping#otp: the guardian and and the queen of air and darkness
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this is another idea ive been sitting on for forever which is Cozy Glow being the daughter of the mirror universe's versions of Cadance and Shining Armor yippee
#no one understands my brain but this is such a hypocritical take for me w/ mirrorverse stuff lmao#something about children differences and losing the 1:1 parallel HATE THAT#pretend theyre like reflections of each other idk put ur blinders on with their age difference haha#i did not put my A effort in on those mirrorverse designs haha#the 'canon' ones are not very epic to me but idk i like the idea of her being sombra-coded in reflection#theyre depressed bc they arent boning lmao#My Art#MLP: FiM#My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic#Shining Armor#Mi Amore Cadenza#Cadence#Cadance#Flurry Heart#Cozy Glow#Pony#Alicorn#Peguaus#Unicorn
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Hi! I just went through your quizzes (gorgeous writing, by the way!) and I wonder if you have the results for all of them posted somewhere? I know both saints quizzes have a full results post and the garden one too, but I don't think I've found the others. I'm especially curious about the supervillain one :)
hiya!! thank you so much i'm so glad you liked them <3 as of right now i only have results up for the saints + garden quizzes, but i would be so happy to post more results for you! anytime i post results, they should be linked on the masterpost in my bio :) i think i will. only post the supervillain one for now. the other ones make me feel a little silly. but you are so welcome to the supervillain results <3
for those of you who have taken the supervillain quiz: here's how your story could have ended!
#you can have the moomin ones if you ask nicely haha. the other ones are extremely From High School and they embarrass me 😭#anyway. someone get the tiktok girlies doing the 'the hero and the villain' thing over here. they'd love this#they want what i had in. uh. lemme check#JESUS. 2020???????#happy almost five year fucking birthday to this quiz. it's like not even a toddler anymore that's a whole kindergartener#OLDER THAN SOME OF THE CHILDREN THAT I WORK WITH. sorry this is a little insane to me#man /i/ was a baby in 2020 practically. so silly....#assigning you a catholic saint quiz is 2022 so. also a trip that it's that old. but. y'know.#not as bad as THIS. my initial silly little uquiz era was long as hell ago...#this is like looking back through my ao3. what do you mean i was doing all of that an entire college career ago#wild#OH FUCK I FORGOT TO DO IMAGE DESCRIPTIONS. I CLOSED ALL THE TABS ALREADY I HATE IT HERE#image descriptions done. i am god's strongest boy alive#my quizzes#uquiz#uquiz results#my uquizzes#my toxic trait is i can never fucking remember which tag i use for these#anyway fun thing anon! this post will now appear in the original post of all my quizzes <3#ask
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The orcs have lost the only person who ever cared or will care about them :(
#his last words were “my children” *sobs*#gooooooood i hate how sauron can manipulate any little doubt or fear#adar#annatar#sauron#orcs#the rings of power spoilers#the rings of power#rings of power spoilers#lord of the rings#rings of power#trop spoilers#rop spoilers#rop#trop#i know they're evil but
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Don't get too attached
#Brakul did a lot of the parenting for Erubi (the first of the Janeys-Brakul-Hibrides throuple bastard children) in infancy especially due#to Hibrides going through absolutely horrific post-partum depression (and not wanting to be a parent to begin with. Like she#had accepted it as an inevitability and a duty but when it actually happened it was just like Oh God. I am in hell)#Brakul is the only one of the three that actually Wants to be a parent and the fact that he can't behave as such in order to avoid#suspicion that he's the father is kind of a living nightmare for him a little.#Not like he isn't involved in his ''''nieces''' lives given he lives in the same household but he has to keep a bit of distance.#Janeys and especially Hibrides are pretty unsympathetic about this. For Hibrides it's like she has had to go through so much shit#to maintain this situation she never asked to be a part of and when he has to go through a fraction of that he breaks the fuck down.#He only wants the benefits of the whole situation and isn't willing to deal with the consequences.#This is also one of the very few things she's sympathetic with Janeys about like she respects that he's at least willing to play#his part and be miserable without bitching to her about it. Like she fucking hates him but respects the commitment to the bit.#Janeys is more just like 'Just go make more kids if you want your own so damn bad. Get a wife or something. That's what I#had to do and look at me I'm doing great I'm so normal'#The two kids aren't present on the pilgrimage (back home under the care of a hired tutor) but the Janeys-Brakul-Hibrides#Feeling Triangle are in a fucking tailspin over her being pregnant again like goddddd not this shit again#brakul red dog
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IMO a lesser mentioned reason behind Luffy's overwhelming success as a protagonist is Oda's extreme overprotectiveness. Like he'd rather jump off a cliff than let Luffy be controversial.
Marineford is an easy example. An arc heavily featuring Luffy's low point, but Oda didn't make him responsible for Ace's death. In 1000+ chapters of screentime, I can't think of an instance where Luffy did something irredeemable in fandom eyes. Only controversial scene that comes to mind is picking a fight against Zoro in Whiskey peak? Maybe Oda had the luxury to let his guard down back then bc online discussions weren't a thing PFFT
It's not like Luffy doesn't make mistakes, but Oda makes sure Luffy is immediately called out by someone in the story so he stays grounded and can apologize if he has to.
And that's not all, Oda is vocally supportive of Luffy in the polls, he can't not include Luffy in magazine covers even when the editors press him to, he made the timskip 2years bc he wanted Luffy to stay a child during story's runtime, he doesn't let a single character outshine Luffy in an arc, he cushioned Luffy's past with TWO brothers and kept one alive after taking away one of them.. he's spoiling Luffy rotten and I love to see it bc that's the right kind of spoiling, that's what keeps Luffy the happy boy he needs to be, shonen authors should take some notes methinks
#I was talking with a friend about this#how some auhors go “tough love” mode and make their protagonists do something highly controversial#more like the asian parent mode™ where you love your children but degrade them in some way#while oda gleefully shows you Luffy and is like “have you seen my son? you're only allowed to compliment btw 🔫😄”#readers losing love for mc has been a common case in many shonen I've followed so luffy is always refreshing to return to#it's so funny seeing how little people has to complain about Luffy as a person#meanwhile shanks with his 10 page screentime probably has a hater's club#sure g5 is pretty controversial but the hate seems directed at Oda for his writing choice rather than luffy#one piece meta#monkey d. luffy#roronoa zoro#portgas d. ace#marineford spoilers#1 am feels#mine
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Idk if I posted this on this account yet… but anyway, old art again butttttttt
It’s art from my first skycotl anniversary :]. Sadly I didn’t make anything for my second anniversary, but maybe I will this year???
Man I look so different now lol… at least I’m not wearing a weird outfit now (I seriously have no idea why I thought that hair + hat combo looked cute ;-;)
#skycotl#skycotl fanart#sky children of the light#the little prince#this was made when my Apple Pencil stopped working and I had to use paint tool sai for a few months :’) it was an… experience…#(I’m sorry but I hated every second of using sai)
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