#jk no i dont

[catb1tez]

Sometimes I think to myself and I’ll be like, out of all the things my brain could obsess over and use to get through the day, why’d it have to be these two losers who I hope fall in love? And other times I think to myself and I’ll be like, these two sillies are so special and everyone should see how amazing they are because who wouldn’t be obsessed with them if they really got to know them?!

[atlasthecactus]

dude atlas I don't think you realize that I still follow you on Spotify but uh

This is not a great look dude. I mean yes it fucking rules, but it also seems like an admission of a crime or something I don't know

tsk tsk.

in this economy, the perfect playlist is a must to do absolutely anything. although this accusation is OBVIOUSLY incorrect, why would you call me out, man. let me dream. dreaming isn’t a crime, is it? now, i’m taught to follow my dreams, so whatever may come out of that, either way the playlist is a banger. let me vibe while i do my thing

also the cops shall never know. don’t be a snitch clove

[fallenjello]

When u have an amazing, revolutionary art idea but there's only 1 tablet in the house and ur 6 y/o brother is using it to play ROBLOX💔

[beans-in-baked-mouse]

chat wtf do i do

I was home alone, making cookies and they were like gingerbread men, so I was like 'haha imagine I made smopkins cookies that would be soooo funny' so I made like 2 Jimmy gingerbread men and 2 Gary gingerbread men.

THEN UNEXPECTEDLY my family came home and my mum was looking at all the gingerbread men, then she sees the 2 jimmys and 2 garys and thinks they're just there to eat because I was still working on the other ones... AND SHE EATS THEM. SHE ATE MY SMOPKINS COOKIES!!!

And then she brings more of my family (so like 3 other people) into the room to admire my cookies and THEY ALL ATE MY SMOPKINS COOKIES and the only thing that remains is a piece of jimmys hair bc I didn't get any other pictures 😒

And I was so excited to post about them 😔

[skateisawesome]

guys happy three month anniversary to me asking (begging) my mother for therapy and her saying yes then doing nothing about it!!

[thegreatestaccountofalltime]

you can eat ants so like.

actually can you eat ants?

imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking

[angelcakegirl]

i wanna wear the cheer costume from jennifers body for halloween so badly butuutttt...

[seakrisp]

She has my whole heart.

[lavend3r-stardust]

Shy, whiny, subby boys who look at you like you're the world to them, rutting their hips into your palm as you jerk them off and watch them twitch while you praise them for how good they feel cumming on your hand like a good boy

[slightly-warmer-hibiscus-tea]

*throws violently* happy K anniversary to my favorite game that hasn't come out yet!

[clouvu]

Save me french yuri... Save me

[call-me-pup2]

If you jerked off to me this year you owe me a Christmas present

[cynicallyneutral]

sakura: pick, a kiss from me or from her?

naruto, whispering: …a kiss from sasuke

sakura: 🫢

ino: 🤣

sasuke: ❔

[petz-catz2]

[sunnythedawg]

Thought the tumblr people would like this

[lemonbrows]

i never actually watched sailor moon as a kid i watched wedding peach