#jk.. unless 😏

[call-me-pup2]

If you jerked off to me this year you owe me a Christmas present

[rainbow-sunshine-unicorn]

The ‘entrapment’ bit in season 3 has just reminded me of how Anthony was basically pleading with Kate to ‘oblige’ him to get married in season 2

Just look at his face, it’s high key giving PLEASE 🥹 PLEASE 🥹 PLEASE 🥹PLEASE 🥹 PLEASE 🥹 PLEASE 🥹 PLEASE 🥹 PLEASE 🥹

[misty-memories09]

"There is greatness in him, I've seen it. His heart burns brighter than any flame we can bend."

[bitchapalooza]

God you just know Luffy wouldn’t even bother about male pattern baldness though. Boy looses hair and it’s just…. No fucking big deal. Has a giggle and draws a little face on the bald spot on the back of his head. Tells Zoro that his widows peak looks silly while his hairline has crept over half his head already. 50 year old Sanji has a nervous breakdown over his first gray hair and while Usopp tries to console him somehow (not helping because he’s one of the male crew members who still have the same Lucious locks they had when they were twenty.) and patchy haired, greying Luffy stumbles into the room, takes one look at the minuscule grey hair Sanjis holding and goes “Wow Sanji! We are gonna be twins!” And Usopp is ten seconds away from strangling a bitch while Sanji is writhing on the floor, foaming at the mouth.

Noooooo because you just reminded me of Bud from Meet The Robinsons 😭

But fr though, you’re right. Luffy wouldn’t really care too much about his balding head lol. He’d embrace it more than anything.

And then there’s Chopper who doesn’t fully get why it’s such a big deal for humans losing their hair. He sheds all the time and stills goes through a molting process to lose his winter coat in favor of his summer coat, he’s not complaining or overreacting. It’ll grow back.

……oh it won’t grow back? BUT HOW WOULD THEY KEEP WARM IN THE WINTER MONTHS D:

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

My favorite part of AUs is that you can literally make up whatever you want <33

so bam! Reigen was adopted by two calico cats, and they just never told him he wasn't a cat 😉

[previous part <3]

(read left -> right <333)

[landinrris]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6n-UCIsd3L/?igsh=MnRzZzhpYjl5Zmpx

ayo im gonna be delulu here and ask...what if that was martin he was calling

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No, but the way I woke up, saw this, and was immediately like "That's the voice he probably uses on the phone to Martin as well 🥺"

Rational answer is that's probably his mom and/or dad since it looks like he's in the cooldown room, and I imagine that's gonna be who he calls first. But my delusional ass is like "There was a mirror conversation to this once he got back to his driver's room." Whatever the truth is, I am internalizing it, adding it to the fodder list, noting down the cadence for later etc. etc.

And above all, I am so incredibly soft for the clip as a whole

[linolinoing]

🎶✨when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool)🎶✨

Hiiiiii! THANK YOU JESS, SA AND LISSA FOR SENDING THIS 🫂💘💕💖💝💗💓 @chanrizard @minho-knows

I'm the most indecisive person in the world, so I'll try not to overthink it too much and just say whatever comes to mind!

might be the best song ever created? at least it is in my world. dijon music is *chef's kiss* 🤌🏻

or tbh any song from red moon in venus, the whole album is a masterpiece

it rained a bit yesterday, so I'm already in a slightly autumnal mood lmao

randomly heard this song a few days ago and now I'm obsessed

decided not to add any skz cus everyone already knows how obsessed we all are with them, but listening to slash is a part of my daily routine rn 🖤

[nothoughtsbehindhere]

looking for someone to play imessage games with 🙏

the one friend i had who did play got an android 🙄

you’ll get my love, i’ll always annoy you, and we will constantly play games or well at least me sending a bunch of

[hecateisalesbian]

Jae for the record is our marriage romantic or platonic?

platonic

[goingtobed]

drinking and doing cartwheels in the backyard while I'm waiting on my clothes to finish dyeing. After two years of being single I'm like .. itching for some passion. Someone to come do drunken cartwheels with me and then we make out in the grass!

[vampcubus]

Hiii I’ve never been pegged before :(

[snootysith]

@sassheliosazuras

HOW DID YOU KNOW

[sn4kep1t-archive]

okay so i've had a bowl or two and i don't usually do tacky shit like bead skirts but suddenly i have the urge to wear a bead skirt just to hear all the fucking racket it makes when i start swinging my hips.

[bitchlessdino]

Valentine’s Day is tmr and you’re all my valentines ☺️💕

[swiftfootedachilles]

celebrating my tumblr 10 year anniversary by finally killing myself

[landinrris]

thoughts on wags?

more specifically miss rebecca.

on one hand, I'm gonna be honest when I see her I get annoyed 😭 not to be dramatic/possessive over my two fav boys but she kinda feels like an infringement on carlos and lando's relationship, like a beard of some sorts, and their quote on quote relationship seems SOOO PR-y.

on the other hand tho, I always quickly bring myself down to earth by 1. telling myself that no matter what the truth is, I really don't have any power or right over anyone's personal relations and I can't be annoyed🫣 and 2. (the more used tactic of mine) being optimistic [read as: delusional] and realising that if carlando IS in fact real (which once again, only speculation) and is as strong as it looks and seems like, no pr schemes are going to crack their relationship.

thoughts? I know I rambled on quite grandly

I don't typically pay attention to them, so I don't have many thoughts. Most of them are usually just there for me 🤷‍♀️ That's why I don't really post about them and really only tag them so they catch people's filters.

But regarding Rebecca, sure, she and Carlos seemed kinda PR-y at the beginning last year (hence an entire 60k fic premise from me 😂), but since calming down and just kind of existing, I'm gonna be honest, I forget she exists between race weekends because Carlos doesn't post about her. Her presence (nor Isa or Luisa in the past) doesn't really affect me having fun with Carlando. I genuinely hope they're both happy at the end of the day.

At the end of the day, Carlos and Lando are incredibly important to one another (see: literally any interview where they're asked about each other in a non-race result context) in whatever interpretation you want to have. As long as no one's out here actively harassing any of the involved parties about it, you're good.