#I LOVE EATING BUGS!!!!!

[thegreatestaccountofalltime]

you can eat ants so like.

actually can you eat ants?

imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking

[egophiliac]

buckle up lads we're going BACK INTO THE BOOK

[elsecrytt]

okay but jjk somnophilia is like

gojo "please please pleaaaaase let me put it in while you're sleeping PLEASE i swear i'll make you cum i proooomise please let's try it once pleeaaase. YOU can put it in ME whenever you want!!! any time any place anything you want in any of my holes!! wake me up with it!! it'll be soooo hot" satoru

vs

nanami "i have kink charts for both of us and they have sliding scales and notes section for each one. we can mark hard boundaries for what state of consciousness we want for ourselves or our partners, giving or receiving, what sex acts, etc. we'll set up a safe word and a safe gesture and then we can start trying things out" kento

vs

geto "sorry i fell asleep while eating you out, it will happen again. no, i won't stop eating you out when i fall unconscious. just tear me off your pussy if you don't like it" suguru

[quesadilla-day]

delicious jade 😋yummy yummy 😍

[killertoons]

Oh LOOK!

wally found some candy while doing some.....chores.....and they resemble his friends in the haunted neighborhood!

What a great day! 🍭🍫🍬......🐛🪦

[millionsknives]

the inherent catholicism of the firearm or whatever

[starridge]

since i’ve got a few asks about renny, here’s him now lol! he’s almost six months!!

[localcryptic]

if i think too hard about marshal steel i'm gonna end up on the news. he is making me actually insane. dog dad of the year. hated your guts when he met you. a kind and gentle lover. has made unforgivable mistakes. has also made charming stupid jokes. i can't tell if i want him to have a good calm life or if i want his guilt to devour him from the inside out. and on top of it all hes gay. happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈

[brainzzzeater]

After the spider bit him, Peter really liked eating bugs.

He found out by accident after he was gifted one of those novelty packets of dried crickets by MJ and thought it was the best thing ever all the while faking a grimace as she laughed. He still has some dignity so he isn't just catching flies out of the air or anything. But a secret guilty pleasure is buying dried bugs/generally acceptable to be eaten bugs to snack on when he is really craving it. Peter even swears he can taste the difference between the bug-red carmine dye used in candies then other forms of food coloring.

Once Wade and Peter started dating he started coming to Peter's apartment more often and getting accustomed to it's small layout. And really, it was only a matter of time before Wade started finding the variety of packages of dried larva, worms, crickets, and water bugs tucked away in the dark corners of his apartment.

The day Peter found out that Wade had discovered his embarrassing secret was when he came home to the smell of freshly cooked pizza and a hint of something else mouth watering in the air. With a peck on the cheek he scooted into his chair and Wade placed in front of him a large slice of pizza topped the largest grubs he has seen in his life.

"Improvised the recipe a bit," Wade said with a wink.

Peter sputtered as his face burned hot, "You found-- where did you..."

"Calm down Pete it's not like I found your porn stash, if I did it would probably be a bunch of spider polaroids considering this is how far your freak runs," Wade teased as he sat in front of Peter at their two-top table with his own grubby pizza in hand.

"You don't have to eat it! Ugh this must have cost you a shit load to find these-- It's gross. I know. You didn't have to,"

"I'm gross. Y’know. I'm ready to try anything once! And apparently these are a great source of protein," Wade stated before taking a large bite into his slice.

Wade started adding the high quality bugs to their meals after that and Peter couldn't help but fall even harder for the guy who started eating bugs for him.

[martyrbat]

girl stop airing out your pussy its killing the local wildlife....

[adeleine-everyday]

day 51

some doodles of Fairy Behavior TM from @starlight-strider's headcanons :]]

[nemesisfall]

obligatory pokemon au time!!

[beatleswings]

THE BEATLES reading fan letters in their dressing room. 1963.

[shannonsketches]

I'm sure it's been discussed at length already but I think it's easy to assume saiyans are strong so their genes are dominant but I (like to) think it's the opposite. It's interesting to think that the ecological nature of a saiyan is stealthy and invasive, and according to Jaco a saiyan invasion was going to be extra dangerous to earth because they look like earthlings (and a lot of other human-like races in the db universe) and one baby saiyan will easily go completely undetected until it starts the extermination process.

so it actually makes a lot of sense to me that a saiyan hybrid would take more physical traits from a local species, while maintaining the potential to house a saiyan's strength and inborn power over ki (which I think due to the story following a group of people who use it is a thing we often forgotten is a super rare and dangerous ability in that universe, and inborn/instinctive to a select few very powerful races). Could also be a fun way to explain why their tails can detach and grow back, since that may be the only real Tell.

because like yeah gohan and goten look like goku but they also look like chichi ykwim? trunks and bulla look like bulma. pan looks like videl. thoughts i chew on.

I also just find parasitism a real good meaty horror concept to put in my little 'this is why everyone's afraid of saiyans' headcanon file along with 'can see in the dark, biologically strategic energy consumption, can go long periods without food or rest' and of course the canonical 'surprise monkey werewolf kaiju'

[everymeloneveryday]

chapter 168 page 5

[kaiser1ns]

TAKIISHI CHIKA IN CHAPTER 153