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one star uber driver named "wife of tarantula"
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avi || he/him || 22obsessing over Fallen Hero atmi post about my ocs a lot. talk to me about them. if you darei have a critical role sideblog @jokesterlavorre
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hanif abdurraqib on “why his poems be like that”
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localcryptic · 7 hours ago
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localcryptic · 10 hours ago
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My sociology booklet has the makings of a great tumblr post
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localcryptic · 13 hours ago
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pet cigarette
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localcryptic · 13 hours ago
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fonts will be named shit like viscera antique, 16 bit dreams, doctor's orders, bingo condensed, googly, wish you were here
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localcryptic · 21 hours ago
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diagram of using social media
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you don't ovulate. liar
interesting. Sort of a neutral statement really. cant seem to figure out how to respond to this
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An experiment with acrylic & alcohol markers
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incredible scenes in josh johnson's yt comments
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well adjusted and normal individuals
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localcryptic · 1 day ago
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localcryptic · 1 day ago
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i love the word lagomorph because it sounds like it’s supposed to mean something alien or unnatural but it’s just. buny
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localcryptic · 1 day ago
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the weed dispensaries should ask if you would like to round up your purchase to donate to PBS. and if you say yes you get to scan a QR code that gives you 30-day free access to the full run of antiques roadshow. this is how drugs can win the war on drugs again.
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localcryptic · 1 day ago
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the most tortured man alive wants to know if you want to go get a 7$ boba tea
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localcryptic · 1 day ago
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just woke up from a nightmare that tumblr blogs had a rate and review feature and i had hundreds of reviews and my rating was 1.7 tumbeasts out of five
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localcryptic · 2 days ago
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i do not believe in labubus or their cause
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