#i fucking hate vaping
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nanzyn · 11 months ago
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I think vaping and vape culture is going to make me [redacted]
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osamusbigtits · 3 months ago
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for someone who doesn't smoke, I sure do use the cigarette emoji a lot
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bedforddanes75 · 2 months ago
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i should be sucking a dick and it should be his
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deadduvznap · 2 years ago
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FEMALE ALIGNING DNI !!!!!!
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shotgunning with zosan just like a night where you and sanji are on like night watch and are smoking n shit and zoros narcoleptic ass cant sleep so hes like yeah let me chill with the boyfriends and while yall are sitting smoking cuddled in a blanket zoro shows up and is like let me join so he sits between yall (yall have a bigass blanket) and yall have to pass the cig to eachother over zoro (fuck you, you only get one cig) and hes like wtf are yall doing and yall are like smoking duh and shit happens and yall end up shotgunning (its 1am pls i cant think of details spare me) and oh whats this??? stupid idea ??? shotgunning train ??? just for the fun of it you tell zoro what to do and then you breathe in, grab his face and blow it in his mouth, then okay like you grab his face like youre choking him but like your hand is moved up so its his jaw so you like shotgun him then turn his face to sanji and then he shotguns sanji from like the second hand smoke yknow and after yall laugh yalls asses of cus yall are 19 year old boys and its funny (def not projecting) and you do it again but backwards so sanji starts and it ends at you funny haha jokey joke you get it im so tired this is the best ur getting
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tiredinwinter · 4 months ago
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I am so upset that all my friends have started vaping
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k3t4min5 · 9 months ago
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the badly influenced become the bad influence
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syunkiss · 7 months ago
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I might probably start smoking or drinking sooner or later. Or maybe both
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tremendously-crazy · 12 days ago
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oh, how i hate being a woman (just tried going to the bathroom during passing period)
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bonewraith · 2 months ago
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i was not made to sit in a vape shop for 6-7 hours a day being incredibly bored and understimulated.
i was made to work in a zooarchaeology and/or osteology lab at a university where i don't have to worry about being bored or over/understimulated or dealing with customers. can someone Please give me a pile of bones and pay me to catalog them. and/or money for grad school
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anto-pops · 1 year ago
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Mmmm fever induced friends with benefits to lovers..... mmmmmmmmmmmmm
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bibleofficial · 5 months ago
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went to the beach w kp & 4 other indian friends & 3 of us had NEVER surfed before girl WHEW it’s SO fun literally only 20quid to rent a wetsuit & board & i fucking smashed my toes on the sand so much, but also we 1) got the wrong tickets so we got off 1 stop early 2) went to find a bus & the bus that was supposed to be 15 min turned into an HOUR 3) on our way to find a bus back everyone’s phones are dying or dead bc it took us 3hrs longer to get there, cigarettes are out 4) all of the shops in town are closed & the town seems to have ONLY a tesco extra & 1 off license that sells a PACK FOR 15.65 A PACK WHICH IS FUCKING CRIMINAL ITS CHEAPER TO BUY IT FROM TESCO ARE U INSANE 5) the bus back to the other town kept skipping us bc the bus stop wasn’t the ACTUAL bus stop - i had 1 bowl since literally 11a & we got back at fucking 11p 😭😭😭
#diary#i was honestly abt to strangle EVERYBODY#‘do u have a cigarette’ ‘where’s ur vape’ ‘where are we going’ ‘which bus is it’ ‘do u have a ___’ ‘did u bring ___’ girl what am i DORA w#the magic fuckin BACKPACK ??? while ur UP MY ASS dig around & SEE IF SMTHGS IN THERE 😭😭😭😭#i literally broke sobriety again bc i was just#girl i was so agitated & there was 1 TRAIN LEFT BEFORE 11P so we needed to get the 2ND TO LAST BUS OF THE DAY#i deadass was like ‘if we miss that train i will make sure u all go blind’ ‘did u bring a knife’ ‘I DONT NEED 1’#AKSJAKSKAKKSJSKSSJAKJSKAHSKSHDLASKAKDLA#LIKE U BITCHES SMOKED ALL MY CIGARETTES MY VAPES DEAD MY PHONES DYING UR ALL DRUNK IM GOING TO KILL YALL 😭😭😭😭😭#<- me knowing i could never be a parent#tbh if i caught my kid smoking a cig id make em do the ol ‘im going to sit down in front of u w a fresh box of cigarettes & make u finish#the box or pass out’#YES IM STRICT#i think it’s so funny ok unrelated but like they’ll speak hindi & i’ve just#learned it through being around them kind of like i can’t speak it except for some word u know like matachot etc but i’ll Understand the#Context & what’s being Said#ASLKALSKALSKLAKSLAKSLAKSLA like while waiting for the train back 1 of them was talking abt me being a fool to the others - literally they’re#all indian & i had walked away so when i walked back he was still talkin but then i started giggling bc i knew he was talkin abt me & how i#pinched a bit of the kebab to throw to the seagull bc he offered it to me & i needed to bait the seagull w something & i pinched & tossed &#& he looked at me like 😦 bhenchod ! & then the seagull came over & i was like :D hi bestie <3333 but then when i started giggling after i#walked back he was like ‘what the fuck does he just know hindi now’#it makes me laugh so fucking HARD 😭😭😭😭😭 LIKE FUCK U I LIKE TO PARTICPATE IN COVERSATION IDC ABT LANGUAGE#like i’ve been surrounded by yall for the past#girl it’s been like a year i don’t even talk to british ppl or americans#ALSKALSKALSKALKSLAKSLALSLA MESS ! i love to slavsquat & kp hates it bc he’s like ‘we’re in the uk why are u sitting like this’ bc he thinks#it’s ’too indian’ ALSKALSKALSKALJSKAKDLA 😭😭😭😭😭 this hips were made for sitting#we’re definitely going to go back bc it’s SO CLOSE IF WE ACTUALLY USE THE TRANSPORT PROPERLY ITS ONLY LIKE AN HOUR OR SO COMMUTE EACH WAY#bring lunch whatever#i’m exhausted but also socially like bro i had to leave the donner place just to walk around the block for SOME QUIET#i’ve just been sososososo busy LOSING MY MIND
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acheronist · 11 months ago
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everyday i wake up and have to battle the urge to post about the great lakes dipshit beer league ass hockey team terror au that ive been rotating in my mind and every day it gets a billion percent harder than the day before
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obnoxiously-skinny2 · 6 months ago
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Diets don’t work, well neither does quitting cigarettes if you define it as works perfectly on the first try for 99% of people. So is it smoker-phobic to suggest quitting as a public health intervention?
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sga-owns-my-soul · 10 months ago
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imagine society of cops harassed people who vape at train stations as much as they harass homeless people
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beeejayy · 11 months ago
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Anyways Maka totally becomes a smoker when she's older who's with me guys
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allofuswantgwinam · 11 months ago
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I actually had the worst day I’ve had in awhile now but i survived it
#barely#im learning to lean on the people that care about me#i even cried on my mom tonight and i hate crying in front of people 😭😭#and it’s always been hard for me in general to talk to my mom especially but I’m learning to trust her and grow from our past#all that cheese and mushy shiz yeah yeah#work was insane tn and i was not prepared at all#i almost had a meltdown too but i kept it together and that’s when I called my co worker and she saved my ass#and my other coworker was trying to help me too that was off and was literally gonna leave her house to help me 🥺🥺🥺#it was just so bad fr#and my hours switching has been a twist for me too which happened to be a factor of today#but I made shit work but it still also was a mess at the same time lmao#it was a crazy ass day and I’m just glad it’s over now#a lot of good things happened today but the bad was bad#im just glad I didn’t hold in my feelings and was also not too prideful to ask for help#im drinkin my wine and hittin my pen bc fuck the cold I’ll just be a vape god for now#that was kinda cringe but I’m drunk so don’t take me seriously besides the parts of this that are my feelings 🤣#also got a card from one of my coworkers and my boss with a Starbucks gift card 🫶🏼 I was so surprised#that mfer wrote ‘crazy lady’ on the envelope 🙃🙃🤣🤣#funniest guy I know right there lmao#we have too much fun and he only works like once a week bc he’s like 40 or 50 something with a million different jobs bc he’s the crazy one#today was a roller coaster basically 🤣🤣 but i did the shit and somehow managed to keep shit together#im just ready for the holidays to be over so work can not be super busy anymore#but i am excited for the holidays it’s gonna be amazing i think 🫶🏼 not gonna be hung up on fake love this time and will be able to enjoy it#fully#for the first time in too long#last Christmas was so bad it makes me sick thinking about it#fuck that guy so much#just realizing this was amazing wow#so hype to have a clear and free mind this holiday without our ‘relationship’ looming over me#proud of me for multiple things rn 🥹
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