#why would you do that

[anightingales-blog]

to whoever made this sign : YOU JINXED IT

[oobbbear]

In story class rn someone’s pitching a wlw story, watching other students critiquing trying to turn these two sisters and have them fight for a men instead makes me want to kill

[supremeladyoftherandom]

Imagine being me

Imagine you live in a country where popular american cartoon show gravity falls was not even heard of

Imagine growing up a little and going on the internet, and finding out about this show

Imagine seeing fanart on pinterest, of a boy in a pine hat and a girl in a shooting star sweater and two similar looking old men and a one eyed triangle

imagine seeing fanart of the fucking triangle being kissy kissy and tender with one of the old men/the boy with the pine hat/the girl with the shooting star

Imagine seeing the triangle looking over the boy reading a book/the girl knitting/anyone doing literally anything in the fanart

Imagine thinking the triangle must be a tinkerbell-type side character

Now imagine seeing the show for the first time

[fict1onallyobsessed]

Whoever edited arcane spoilers on TikTok with no warnings and spoiled absolutely everything I fucking hate you so much

[from-ib-to-asshai]

me when people give canonically conventionally unattractive characters instagram face

[c0ffinrehearsal]

okay so in the last few days i’ve seen at least a dozen tik toks from various hp fic writers (mostly dramione) who are taking down their work from ao3/tumblr because it’s being bound and sold on etsy without their permission.

and i’ve seen even more videos from the people who read these fics, talking about how they can’t believe people would go so far against someone’s wishes and be so disrespectful.

but then the caption says “I have the pdf, I can send it to you!"

and there are hundreds of comments asking for it.

the lack of self-awareness is insane. y’all are so unwilling to believe that you’re part of the problem.

some of these fics have been online for over 15 years and are well-known and loved by entire communities online, and they’ve been able to stay up for that long without any major issues up until the last few years when people who have no understanding of how this shit works have come out of the woodworks.

idek what to say about it anymore other than i’ve been in fandom longer than some of y’all have been alive and i have never seen anyone act this entitled. never seen anyone have less respect for the people who put this work online for free. it’s exhausting. and it’s an issue in every corner of the hp fandom bc i see it here in marauders every gd damn day.

if a fic writer takes their work down, it’s because they don’t want any more people to read it. it’s bc they don’t trust their community to respect their work. and it’s really fucking sad that this is what it’s come to.

[saicoon]

how difficult is to find people who doesnt hate checo in this app like damn ??? there’s worst people to hate on 😭😭😭

like look at him and tell me why you hate him???

[dragons-library]

The wicked king rants:

🤣 Jude's worst nightmare.

she was on the verge of a panic attack just thinking about cardan and her sister last book…

[miyoshi81194]

THIS SONG IS KILLING ME MATTHEW MERCER

[magnoliasandarson]

sometimes I'm having a good day, then I remember that comic fans voted for Jason Todd to die. Just because he was happy.

if i see one of them in the street-

[jestermuncher9000]

Not only is this shit, it’s also AI, and also not an actual miracle musical fucking song. CAN WE ACTUALLY FUCKING LEAVE JOEY ALONE.

No ffs this happens every other day now STOP IT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE.

Whoever did this did in a fire I hope your basketball gets prostate cancer and your dad gets breast cancer (I know this is impossible-) and that whatever brings you joy gets destroyed and I hope you choke on your favourite meal.

STOP. THIS. FOR. FUCKS. SAKE.

[millsheat]

people who create male gaze ellie are a menace to society

[tryingonametaphor]

my villain origin story is these being sold as NFTs instead of physical figurines

[transformersbrainrot]

Oh my god im gonna be fucking sick

i hate themmm

[kwistowee]

Kristen Bell and The Implied Presence of a Sloth x

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Toot Toot Chugga Chugga by the Wiggles is an Ineffable Husbands song. I'm sorry.

I hoped it wouldn't come to this. I really did. I'm sorry, Australian maggots, you were the first to kidnap me so you hold a special place in my stockholm-syndromed heart. I even made two posts about you! But here we are, as a society.

"Toot Toot Chugga Chugga Big Red Car" is an X-rated Aziracrow song. You are all free to thank @howmanyholesinswisscheese for introducing me to this song. I am SCARRED FOREVER.

Where do I even start. I'm going to politely not mention the uh, the hand pumping gestures for the toot toot and whatever it is they're, uh, chugging. Don't tell me it's a train noise because that brings a WHOLE lot more unanswered questions.

I'm also going to not mention Simon's in the 'backseat' it's all good Simon you do your thing front or back or however you like.

Okay. So we have Anthony (seriously? Crowley's literal first name?) and he is eating. When we all know he doesn't eat actual food. Mmhm I know what you're eating Anthony.

ANTHONY IS EATING, HE'S EATING SO MUCH FOOD, HE'S EATING APPLES AND ORANGES, FRUIT SALAD TOO.

YEAH OKAY. APPLES? EMBODIMENT OF ORIGINAL SIN AND TEMPTATION BY OUR VERY OWN SERPENT OF EDEN. AND THE FRUIT OH YEAH THIS IS FRUITY.

SOMEONE WAS KIND ENOUGH TO TELL ME THAT THIS LINE "GOT THEM INTO FRUITS" AS A KID. I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU, THIS LINE WAS FRUITY ALL RIGHT, AND SO ARE YOU. VERY, VERY FRUITY, THIS LINE AND YOU AND ANTHONY.

BIG RED CAR, WE'RE GONNA RIDEEEEEE THE WHOLE DAY LONG

Ooooooooookay. The, uh, 'car' is big and red, huh. big and red. That's a bit too much information.

But sure, Anthony, you go right ahead and rideeeeeee that big red 'car' all day long.

They're showing this song to kids? Australia are you okay? @im-a-sentient-magic-carpet? @madfangirlontheloose? @howmanyholesinswisscheese?