#i cant live

[insomniphic]

Guys what do I have to do for someone to buy me a nitro on discord 😭😭😭

[altairring]

How can I live love laugh when I lost my mechanical pencil that I've been using for 2 or more years?

[2knightt]

i’d you want angst, listen to “mr. perfectly fine” and imagine soda. you can make up the rest yourself. i like imagining that soda broke up with some quiet girl that almost no one knows, so he’s barely affected.

anon i just want you to know you’re the root of all my problems/j

SCREAMJNG AND CRYING WHYAEE YOU RIGHT I CANT DO THIS

“mr. ‘every single day until the end, i’ll be by your side.”

“but that was until i got to know mr. ‘change of heart.’ Mr. ‘leaves me all alone,’ i fall apart.”

is so what you said coded. i cannot do this anymore

[thesingingrevolution]

everytime i think i’ve finally liberated myself from xiaojun’s enchanting beauty here comes his PERFECT FACE to haunt me again. this man is a siren. i will never be free

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[archi-pelago]

maybe never forgive. but things are different now. so we'll use maybe.

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[mychemicalbrromance]

Guys ive been reading peak

[mindself]

Saw a tumrblr ad "if you are over 40" and I'm like haha I'm not that old

....

Wait...

😪

[doctormori]

the devil made me do it

[andstuffsketches]

girl who lives in a cave

[reineydraws]

this is a scene from opla s2, black leg gazpacho told me himself!!!

src by @op-trash-blog-of-hell

[switchkick]

SOY COMO UNA ROCA PALABRAS NO ME TOCAN

ADENTRO HAY UN VOLCÁN QUE PRONTO VA A ESTALLAR

YO QUIERO ESTAR TRANQUILO

[corkinavoid]

DPxDC Unhinged Feral Boyfriends

The whole Batfam is under the assumption that Damian is the feral child. The assassin, the wild one, the demon brat that bites and stabs. Jason usually takes the second place, what with guns, heads in the duffelbag, and being a crime lord.

But Tim? Come on, even Duke is more feral than him. Tim is a nerd, and he keeps to his own devices most of the time, and, sure, sometimes he is plenty unhinged. But he's okay. Seventh place on the unofficial List of Feral Bats.

He's got a boyfriend lately, have you heard? Tim hadn't brought him to the manor for dinner yet, but each and every Bat and Bird have already seen the guy - in person or through the surveillance cameras or background checks, doesn't matter. Either way, Daniel Fenton is quite literally a ray of sunshine.

They look very cute together.

That is, until one day, they witness Danny and Tim rip Joker's ribcage out of his chest.

Nothing could have prepared them for it. It was just another patrol, just another night of fighting crime, nothing out of the ordinary. Sure, Joker was on the loose, but so far, no one has tracked the Clown down or seen any of his goons.

But then, Red Robin's tracker went offline. The Bats started searching for him immediately - his last recorded location, his trackers, his route, everything. But when they managed to find him...

Well.

They didn't only find him in that warehouse.

They found Joker, choking on the ground and clawing at his own neck, like trying to force some air inside his lungs. Over him, Danny was squatting on the ground, his eyes thoughtful and not worried in the slightest, tapping on his chin. And, just a step behind him, Red Robin is holding a fucking ribcage in his hands, studying it with calm curiosity.

"Should we put it back now?" Tim asks, relaxed and easy, like they are speaking about whether they should or should not get another box of cereal in a store.

Danny shrugs, "I mean, if you want to. It's not like he's gonna die in the next ten or so minutes, you've got time."

And then, as Batman makes the slightest of noises, Danny's head snaps to him, and the boy smiles, cheerful and bright. Like the ray of sunshine he is.

"Hi, Bats!" Then he blinks and looks down to Joker, who is already frothing at the mouth, "Oh, don't worry about him, he won't die. Red's just putting a tracker in his manibrium."

"I figured it'd be easier to find him next time if he can't get the tracker out," Tim nods, unbothered, as he is tinkering with the ribcage in his hands before passing it back to Danny, "Okay, done. Put it back."

Danny takes the ribcage and presses it to Joker's chest. And, before they know it, the bones sink inside the man, like a hand in a bowl of sand.

Danny wipes his hands on his jeans and stands. Tim smiles at the Bats, none of whom know what to say and where to start.

The next day, Joker is back at Arkham with a tracker in his sternum, Danny is invited to dinner in the manor, and Tim takes the first place of the Feral List, with a note 'never leave unattended when Danny is nearby'.

[bishy437]

he won

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