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💙 you're a bird in the water / i'm a fish on the ground by plonk
💙 you're a bird in the water / i'm a fish on the ground
by plonk
Not rated, 8k, Wangxian
Summary: It takes half a year of being married to a human before Wei Wuxian learns that he can, in fact, have intercourse with his husband. Kay's comments: A story in which both human Lan Wangji and merperson Wei Wuxian are monsterfuckers for each other. I hold this story very dear, because I loved the monstrous way the merpeople are described and how they view humans as all weird and deformed for like not having webbed fingers. Pure comedy gold and good for Wangxian for still being so much into each other. Excerpt: On their wedding night, Lan Zhan knocked out at nine p.m. Humans are so odd. They need to sleep for roughly a third of the day or they stop functioning optimally. Wei Wuxian doesn’t get how their species survived that long, spending so much time unaware of their surroundings. Much better to sleep the normal way, in quick intervals throughout the day. He didn’t only notice Lan Zhan’s strategic mind and considerate habits and strong fighting skills during the war. He also noticed that Lan Zhan was… kind of cute. For a human. It was a weird thought to have. Objectively, humans are strange looking. For one thing, they aren’t iridescent anywhere on their bodies. There’s no real luster to them, but they’re not velvety-matte, either. Just kind of dull. Plus, humans have those creepy multicolored eyes. And their fingers are all… separated from one another. Flayed-looking. And they have weird little teeth.
pov wei wuxian, canon era, merpeople, merperson wei wuxian, human lan wangji, monsterfucker lan wangji, monsterfucker wei wuxian, arranged marriage, post-sunshot campaign, friends to lovers, crack treated seriously, humor, romantic comedy, developing relationship, first time
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#July 2024#Wangxian Fic Rec#The Untamed#Wangxian#MDZS#Kay's Rec#Kay's Favorite#you're a bird in the water / i'm a fish on the ground#plonk#Not rated#short fic <15k#pov wei wuxian#canon era#merpeople#merperson wei wuxian#human lan wangji#monsterfucker lan wangji#monsterfucker wei wuxian#arranged marriage#post-sunshot campaign#friends to lovers#crack treated seriously#humor#romantic comedy#developing relationship#first time
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Once, a beautiful jiaoren fell in love with a human cultivator and was loved in return... but the mortal world wasn't allowed to interact with the sacred creatures, and so the heavens punished the merman, with only his lover as the witness of such a brutal act...
"Wei Ying! Wei Ying! Please!"
"Lan... Zhan..." the dying jiaoren made an effort to open his silver eyes. Lan Wangji always looked so handsome, his golden eyes were so beautiful... Wei Wuxian would never regret falling in love with the man nor giving birth to their child "take care.... of a-Yuan" he whispered "I... love you" his final words echoed in their cave as his mythical blood painted the blue water red
"I love you! Wei Ying! Please don't leave me!" Lan Zhan cried over his increasingly cold body, he knew his son was already hidden, but his beloved, his dear Wei Ying... "please... please"
In the sacred cave only the pained whispers of a broken heart were heard for hours even aftef the sun set
Hey! Here's a little piece I made for Mermay day 8: Heartbreak, WangXian inspired :3
#mermay#mermay 23#mermay art#jiaoren#merxian#merman#wei wuxian#jiaoren wei wuxian#heartbreak#heartbroken#angst#human lan wangji#lan wangji#lan zhan#wei ying#mo dao zu shi au#mo dao zu shi#mo dao zu shi fanart#yiling laozu#yiling patriarch#mdzs au#mdzs fic#mdzs fanart
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Who is this sassy lost child?
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan wangji#a-yuan#A-Yuan knows how to to utilise his big wet eyes to get treats. What a little legend.#The crowd comments about LWJ being 'daddy' and WWX being 'the mother' are a little too 'fan-service bait' for me.#So I am personally reimagining it as another layer of 'misinterpretation of a more complex situation' commentary.#I like how the different styles of interacting with children WWX an LWJ exhibit say so much about their own childhoods.#We - human beings in the real world - take two lessons from how we were parented: What we valued and what we wish we had.#LWJ leaning into indulgence is him pushing back against his own childhood of asceticism. It's something he didn't have - so he gives it.#WWX on the other hand has been *so* defined by his drive to indulge. And here he is the restrictor!#It takes a bit more to see what's going on here. The factors are not singular.#but to keep it in theme with LWJ; I'd propose it is partly his way of establishing structure when he did not have it as a child.#Both approches are a way of saying 'I didn't have this and I wish I did.'#With LWJ it's pretty obvious why...but WWX? What is at your core? What is your regret towards a lack of restriction?#Or...What benefit do you think it gives this child to learn the harsh lessons of going without?#Did it make you strong when you were a child? Do you think it is just the nature of the world and we all must learn it?#How we interact with children is such a fascinating topic to delve into our psychology and neuroses.#In a more light hearted turn of topic:#WWX confirmed to be 'person taking the car to the drive through to order one black coffee for himself' on the triangle spectrum.#LWJ is saying 'we have food at home' as he is opening his wallet ready to order for everyone.#(Technically this is comic 213 but yippee! We are in the 200's now! Thank you all so much for reading and cheering me on!)
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open for a surprise
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#i always wanted to do this scene but this isnt really how i intended to do it#i was designing stickers and it came to me like a freight#mdzs#the friends thought it was funny so you get it too#wangxian#jiang cheng#jin ling#wei wuxian#lan wangji#fanart#my art#meng shi & jgy are the only humans dont ask me what this means for meng shi & jgs
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as much as I enjoy reading discourse on why this person and that person did that in mdzs, sometimes I feel like we think too much on them and it really is just… the characters are just… human… (referencing people in the main cast) They do things whatever they think is right and wrong, because of their own histories, upbringing and personalities. It’s inevitable that they clash with others, which escalates emotions and events. Their very superficial society doesn’t help at all. With everything coming together in a shitshow, this makes all their stories so damn painful and tragic.
This doesn’t mean that I excuse characters who inflict more harm on others. I acknowledge and don't want to take away whatever any character experienced. Being human doesn't excuse shitty behaviour. But still, I feel for them that they had to resort to/end up in their respective ways to make it through their loveless world. I want to focus on the greyness of humanity behind everything that happens in the story. One of the many thematic concerns that resonate with me is how much of us as humans are black and white (as such, we debate on the characters’ place on this spectrum, because of their actions). 不说黑白, Never black or white. Even if it nears the blackened end, it still never goes pitch black.
I say 人就是人,人就是这样 — People are people, people are simply like this. We all can be kind, we all curse out. We are all insecure about something. We laugh, we cry. We write love songs as much as easily as we write hateful messages. One day our loved ones and friends are around, and the next day, they aren’t anymore. There are times in our past that we can never return to and we can do nothing but move on with our own ways of coping, for what we think will be a better life for us. For better or worse.
Amidst all the viciousness and pettiness of the jianghu, mdzs touches on our tragedies and fallacies as people just trying to make sense of an unfeeling world, with unjust consequences and impartiality. Many of the mdzs characters try, and they fail. Isn’t this how our own reality is? How many of us have the privilege of a denouement to our own stories?
We can all have our personal opinions on the characters and their actions, but do not deny them their humanity or whatever shred of it is left.
#of course there are other themes in mdzs#which are important#but I love mdzs so much because everyone is so painfully human#sometimes too much analysis takes away all that#mxtx wrote very real and layered characters and I love her for that#wwx#mdzs#wei wuxian#wei ying#lan wangji#lwj#jin guangyao#jgy#lan xichen#nie huaisang#xue yang#jiang cheng#I feel like I may get witch hunted for this#im afraid of this fandom sometimes#this is a never ending debate but here's my piece#what am i ranting for im writing this from my office table
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💠Besotted Beast
By:retired (misbehavingvigilante)
Summary:
Lan Wangji has laid claim on Wei Wuxian’s soul to devour it in return for services rendered for revenge, and time is up.
Or, a beast in love is most dangerous towards their beloved.
Chapter:1/1
Words :11,882
Status:completed
[demon Lan Zhan] [human to demon wei ying]
After their meeting? If another demon had tried to claim Wei Wuxian? Lan Wangji would have killed them without hesitation. He does not share. No one else may have what is his.
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A shame really that there will be none like Wei Wuxian once he is gone. Other demons have questioned Lan Wangji as why he is willing to leash himself to a human without even understanding what it is that he is after. It is not his fault their minds are too small to grasp that he is running the long game. He would not be foolish enough to fall in love with a human.
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at the idea of Wei Wuxian viewing Wen Qng in such a light, as a potential bride, it makes any affection he has for her sour immediately.
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“Lan Zhan!” Wei Wuxian tried again. “Lan Zhan. What is going on?” Lan Wangji does not answer, or in a way he does by claiming Wei Wuxian’s lips. He is a fool that has fallen in love with a human. He is, he is, he is. How oblivious could he have been?
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“What? Are you going to take my soul now?” Wei Wuxian’s voice does not waver, he has made peace with his fate and had always known he was living on borrowed time gifted by Lan Wangji’s grace. “Your soul is already mine to do whatever I wish with, but I want more.” Puzzlement comes to Wei Wuxian’s eyes next. “My body also already belongs to you, so what more could you possibly want from me?” “Everything and eternity.”
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Lan Wangji doesn’t care about what he is supposed to do, all he cares about keeping Wei Wuxian alive. Even if he forfeited the claim on Wei Wuxian’s soul until the other died of natural causes, that wouldn’t be enough. He wants Wei Wuxian, he wants Wei Wuxian so much that everything else pales in comparison.
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There is a sting in his flesh where there was not where Wei Wuxian’s nails have turned into talons, and when Wei Wuxian looks up it’s with matching silver eyes. “You cannot have a wife, you can only be my wife.” “Yes, yes…” Wei Wuxian agreed although his voice is a little hoarse from the screaming. “A beautiful bride and a beautiful demon.” Lan Wangji dotes several kisses onto Wei Wuxian’s face .
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#wangxian#mdzs#wangxian recommendations#mxtx mdzs#wangxian fanfic#ao3 recs#the untamed#mdzs fanfic rec#mdzs lwj#lwj x wwx#wangxian fic recommend#wangxian fic rec#wangxian fic recommendation#wangxian fic#possessive lan wangji#historical#demon lan wangji#human wei wuxian#demon wei wuxian#completed fic#Besotted Beast#Alternate Universe - Kuroshitsuji Fusion#crossdresser wei ying
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Cold springs
#mdzs#mdzs fanart#the untamed#the untamed fanart#wangxian#wangxian fanart#wei ying#忘羨#魔道祖師#mo dao zu shi#wei wuxian#lan wangji#lan zhan#yeah it’s a thirst trap I’m only human#you’re extremely welcome
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nine excerpts from my ~completed~ tgcf/mdzs worst cooks in america au 💖
#xie lian is the worst cook of all time but luckily hua cheng is an extremely biased judge#wei wuxian is gaslighting and girlbossing his way through this competition#mu qing was put on this show just to suffer#all these contestants are being terrorized by judges hua cheng and lan wangji#and there are twitter reactions after the show airs#what more could u ask for really#just crack and culinary crimes against humanity#mdzs#tgcf#worst cooks in america#mo dao zu shi#tian guan ci fu#mdzs fanfiction#tgcf fanfic#the untamed#heaven official's blessing#mdzs fic#tgcf fic#idk what else to tag#wangxian#hualian#wangxian fanfic#hualian fanfic#mxtx crossover
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AU where wangji is a baby dragon yao. Young xichen meets him in the outer forests and brings him home. Didi acquired!
Wangji mimics xichen’s appearance and xichen teaches him how to act human 😌
#lan wangji#lan xichen#mdzs#jade twins#dragonji#the lan cultivators were sent to the outer forests to take care of a mighty dragon yao#xichen went with lqr but they got separated somehow#he finds the dragon yao by a lake#the yao was wayyyy tinier than xichen expected. definitely not scary at all!#they play for a bit#and then dragonji transforms into a human form modelling after xichen#eventually they find their way back to the lan cultivators and xichen tells lqr he’d met a kid. a poor orphan oh no he has no one#can we bring him home pleaseee?#and that’s how dragonji becomes a lan 🥰#my art
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actually fucking amazing that lwj's insane devotion just doesn't end with wwx. lwj is devoted to his own morals and ideals and earnest wish to do better by the world. he has his privileges and he uses them to make the world a little bit better. he goes off to solve problems that are considered too miniscule for all the other lofty cultivators. he saw the mistakes and shortcomings of his predecessors. he was literally driven near death by those shortcomings. but instead of passing on the pain to the younger generation, he chooses to be better and be a beacon of kindness and compassion and comfort for the youngins.
idk he just makes me emotional every time i think about him for more than a minute.
#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#mine : cloud rambles#lan wangji#lan zhan#lan wangji appreciation#me when i remember how genuinely happy the juniors are whenever they see him : UEUEUEUEUUEUEUENG#the adults expect lwj to be this perfect paragon who could do no wrong ever at all#but like hes just as human as everyone else and he feels and he hurts and he is so much more than just the perfect second jade of lan#hes just a lil man who wants to help those who have been overlooked by society
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4 incredible fics in honor of disability awareness and rep
I was making a list for r/AO3's Restricted Tuesday/Universal Human Rights awareness month, and I'd like to spotlight/rec four fics that really stood out to me for the way they wrote disability. Not all of them are centered around disability or chronic illness, but it is an important part of the story/MC's journey.
1. Like a Water-Worn Stone by meyari
Rating: T
Fandom: The Untamed
Archive Warnings: Major Character Death
Tags: Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin, Jiang Yanli, Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji, Lan Qiren, Original Characters, Hurt/Comfort, very little hurt, lots of comfort, Chronic Illness, Serious Injuries, Self-Medication, Disability, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Depression, Self-Worth Issues, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, aftermath of war, Aftermath of Violence, Prisoner of War, Identity Issues, Warning: Jin Guangshan, enslavement (discussion of), abuse (discussion of), actually very fluffy despite the warnings
Summary: It started with the robe: white and red with flames on the hem that had been dyed to a worn, dusky lavender. The robe was padded, warm and comfortable like what old men wore, with wide sleeves and a high collar and splits on the sides so that it was easier to slowly stroll along in it.
Other Notes: This is a wonderful, funny, heartwarming fic about a character who learns how to be comfortable with vulnerability, with learning how to accept support from his loved ones when he wants it. This was really comforting to read.
2. no new age series by everythingispoetry
Rating: M
Fandom: Modao Zushi/The Untamed
Archive Warnings: Creator Chose Not to Use Archive Warnings
Tags: Mental Health IssuesLan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji, Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Lan Huan | Lan Xichen, Lan Yuan | Lan Sizhui, Meng Yao | Jin Guangyao, Nie Mingjue, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Permanent Injury, Recovery, Disability, Parenthood, Character Study. Thirteen Years of Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian's Death, Recovery, Grief/Mourning, Families of Choice, Developing Relationship
Notes: This author destroyed me emotionally. I will never forget the things I felt as I read this series. This series covers the incredible tragedy of recovering from losing a partner, losing mobility, and the POV of characters who watched their own family inflict said permanent injury on another family member. It is about grief in many forms. It is about the incredible trial of a single parent's grief as they learn to live with a permanent injury that impairs their ability to care for their own child. It is about family, about love. And finally, it is about learning how to be happy again, taking one day at a time, being at peace with what is.
3. A Bend in the Undergrowth by Jemsquash
Rating: T
Fandom: Naruto
Archive Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, Major Character Death
Tags: Hatake Kakashi/Uchiha Obito, Uchiha Obito, Original Uchiha Character(s), Hatake Kakashi, Jiraiya (Naruto), Uchiha Clan, Neji's Mother, No shame november, in a clan that values love so much they sure fail to show it sometimes, sealing jutsu, sewing as a weapon, bisexual Obito, sharingan weirdness abounds, Politics, Anbu Hatake Kakashi, Slow Burn, Emotional Baggage, genderchanges, hide your women Uchiha, cause you know things to fight bloodlines to protect, now with art, Alternate Universe - Always a Different Sex, No brainwashing for obito, Apart from the usual uchiha mindset but shes questioning it
Summary: Obito may have been at the bottom of the Uchiha pecking order, but her family had loved her regardless. And when she limped into Konoha, 7 months after the Kyubi attack levelled the village and killed her sensei, she was going to need every bit of love and care the Uchiha were capable of.
Because clearly the Uchiha clan (and her guilt-ridden teammate) needed someone with an inability to accept things as they are.
Notes: This is part of a series, and the whole series is good, but I didn't want to include all those tags. In Obito is a recovering POW and amputee, and she processes a lot of grief in this work. I remember Obito worrying about/thinking about shinobi healthcare and programs for disabled veteran shinobi, as well as family drama around her prosthetics, if I remember correctly. Though that might have been later in the series. TW for ableism. Obito is wonderfully written, and there's a lot of casual lgbt diversity and rep in this series.
4. Pitch Black by butter_peanut
Rating: E
Fandom: Naruto
Archive Warnings: Creator Chose Not to Use Archive Warnings
Tags: Hatake Kakashi/Uchiha Obito, Uchiha Obito & Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Obito & Yamato | Tenzou, Uchiha Obito, Hatake Kakashi, Uzumaki Naruto, Uzumaki Kushina, Yamato | Tenzou, Uchiha Sasuke, Uchiha Itachi, Uchiha Shisui, Maito Gai | Might Guy, Sarutobi Asuma, Yuuhi Kurenai, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Role Reversal, Good Uchiha Obito, Disabled Character, Obito is blind, BAMF Uchiha Obito, Akatsuki Hatake Kakashi, Overpowered Hatake Kakashi, Dark Hatake Kakashi, Kakashi is 80 percent pining 20 percent trying to take over the world, Meanwhile Obito just wants to kill him, (At least at the beginning...), Angst, Fluff, Mystery, Identity Shenanigans, Family Feels, Canon-Typical Violence, training montages (tm), Slow Burn, Enemies to Lovers, Enemy Lovers, a little smut when they're adults, really just ~2 chapters that earn the E rating the rest is T/M, this story's vibe is dark but also soft, with a happy and bittersweet ending
Summary: At Kannabi bridge, the enemy nin slashes Kakashi horizontally instead of vertically, so Obito gifts his teammate both his eyes. The world tilts accordingly.
Or: Obito lives with a disability, raises Naruto, and puts up with being stalked by his most hated enemy (who just wants to protect his final comrade, no matter what).
Notes:
This is kind of a dark fic, but I remember when reading it that the author did a very good job writing Obito's experience as he adjusts to being blind. And the details/things Obito noticed and the way he noticed them.
#disability awareness#disability representation#disability in fanfiction#chronic illness representation#chronic illness awareness#universal human rights month#naruto fic#naruto fic rec#obito uchiha#uchiha obito#lan wangji#wei wuxian#cql fic#mdzs fic#fanfic rec#obkk fic rec#wangxian fic recs
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Had a really long talk with my roommate about this & we came to opposite conclusions. What do you guys think?
#polls#college au#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#wwx#lwj#wangxian#this is for research purposes#normally I hate writing aus but the idea crept into my mind and would not leave me#I think wwx is an engineer. lwj screams humanities#dude would probably minor in philosophy and major in ancient history or comparative literature or linguistics#lwj is school of letters and sciences for sure#wwx compsci maybe? materials engineering? leaning more compsci but tbh I could see any engineering for him except for biomedical#I think wwx would live in the makerspace#she says wwx is pre-law polisci and lwj is compsci#she says lwj is the humanities kid —> stem major pipeline#like us lmao#probably did really well in English in hs but Asian parents/cultural influence promoted the stem degree#we agreed that Jiang Cheng is business econ though
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Sorry for not having a Year of the Dragon MDZS artwork; Unfortunately, I can only picture Dragon LWJ in this particular flavour.
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan wangji#wei wuxian#Dragon AU#MDZS AU#noodleji#(IT'S A REAL TAG!!! AAH!!! THROWING MY HAT TO THE LITTLE GUY LOVERS!)#Yes I watched Fruits Basket in my teen years and yes it left a significant impression on me.#'The Dragon Transforms' and its just into a small little guy.#Even more points if the human form is a Tall Guy.#Sadly this does not appear to be a common nor popular variation so I will sit on my little hill alone. (EDIT: I WAS WRONG)#Dragon LWJ probably would be some kind of river dragon. Lesser god of a small stream.#One that grows bigger with time but always has the reputation of being benevolent and calm to those who seek its clear waters.#Do not pollute these waters or your ass is going to be bit. 1000 tiny puncture marks.#I imagine that's probably how wwx first meets him (accidently pours booze into lwj's river) (gets bit - gets bit - gets bit-)#WWX eventually befriends him through stubbornly showing up every week to give him offerings.#Takes him into town in a little pot of water to show him how the people live. Maybe go to a festival.#When the day is done and he's back in his river and alone - LWJ finally feels a new emotion...it is longing and loneliness.
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Shy Hanguang-jun 🖤
So I love the idea of Hanguang-jun, touching his lips unconsciously, his ears blushing red, lengthening his elegant neck as he turns his head to slow blink at his one true love, the Yiling LaoZu, when the man tells Lan WangJi that his hair looks nice today.
#lan wangji#hanguang jun#mdzs fanart#digital artwork#cql fanart#I fucking adore sloppy-in-love hanguang-jun#just… him reacting to WWX’s reckless flirting#WWX SIR#don’t you realize you are taking your life in your hands#this man has eyes for only one human#hanguang-jun fluttering the eyelashes on those eyes#DED#my art#queer artist#reworked this from my HGJ pride series
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I was playing Cards Against Humanity Family Version with my kid and things kept happening that got my mind on The Untamed.
#the untamed#the untamed memes#the untamed crack#cards against humanity#cql crack#wei wuxain#jin guangyao#jiang cheng#lan wangji
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I keep trying to convince myself that MDZS had a happy ending overall but then I think about how 80% of its AO3 tag is just fix-it fics
#and it makes sense bc like#wei wuxian's core is too weak for him to live over a normal human lifespan like lan wangji#and it's too late for him to be able to make it as strong as it used to be#his body isn't even HIS it's a whole ass other person#he'll probably never fully reconcile with jiang wanyin#most people still hate him#half of the characters are just dead#lan xichen is probably just the shell of a man now#what's there to be happy about LMFAO#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#lonely thoughts
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