#hp textposts

[stargazedmoony]

james: we’ve been friends for so long, sirius, that i can’t even remember which one of us is the bad influence

sirius: let’s just call it teamwork

[jessmalia]

based on: x

[rhetorical-conscience]

Regulus: That's ridiculous, Potter doesn't have a crush on me.

Dorcas: Yes he does.

Barty: Yes he does.

Pandora: Yes he does.

Evan: Yes he does.

Remus: Yes he does.

Lily: Yes he does.

Marlene: Yes he does.

Random portrait on the fourth floor: Yes he does.

James: Yes I do.

[daddiesdrarryy]

Draco: Seriously, Potter, how many of you freaks do I have to fight?

Harry: Oh, I’m the only one that matters, Malfoy. See, you messed with my friends, and now I’m going to fuck you

Everyone: …

Ron: It’s “fuck you up,” Harry

Harry: Wait, what did I say?

[marauderstars]

James Potter was red-green colourblind so all the hcs about him accidentally wearing Regulus’ tie to breakfast are entirely accurate. That shit happened daily.

[totorohugies]

The fact that Sirius and Remus never saw neither James nor Harry pass age 21...

[cheridraco]

harry: I love you

harry: I said I love you

draco: you fucking better

harry: bitch

[quillandparchmentimagines]

Remus: How long did Mcgonagall ground you two for?

James: Two weeks.

Y/N: 'One per idiot.'

[hyperfocuscentre]

James would 100% procrastinate normal, everyday things. Need to pee? He’ll wait till the last minute because he’s too busy playing quidditch. Stomach rumbling? He forgot to eat because he was too busy reading a quidditch magazine, and now he’s too deep into it to stop.

[doomedbythenarratives]

regulus: i’m not doing it

evan: just talk to him!

barty: yeah, it’ll go so much better than you think we promise :)

james: what are you guys trying to talk him into this time?

barty: oh, asking you out

regulus: nice one, barty.

[stargazedmoony]

peter: thank you for the plant, prongs!

james: that’s okay, pete. you just take good care of it

peter: of course! i will make sure to water it every day!

sirius: *under breath* you bought him a fake plant, didn’t you?

james: *also under breath* yes, but look how happy he is!

[redadidassneakers]

Regulus: tell me I’m pretty

James: nothing in this entire universe is as pretty as you

*sees this*

Sirius: tell me I’m pretty

Remus: you’re pretty fucking annoying, that’s for sure

[that-bitch-kat3]

baby sirius: mum am i adopted?

walburga: of course not.

walburga: why would i ever choose you?

[siriuslygay1981]

*Sirius sobbing his eyes out*

Marlene- sorry about what happend but where did you get your eyeliner it looks so good and it's not smudging

Sirius- it's *sob* sharpie

[daddiesdrarryy]

Hermione: What’s the one thing we asked you not to do at the party, Harry?

Harry: Not kiss Malfoy

Ron: And what did you do?

Harry: I kissed Malfoy

[marauderstars]

Remus: I love making short jokes about Sirius.

Remus: They go right over his head.