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stargazedmoony · 2 years ago
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james: we’ve been friends for so long, sirius, that i can’t even remember which one of us is the bad influence
sirius: let’s just call it teamwork
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moaning-riddle · 2 years ago
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3 am
harry, half asleep and looking for food: what are you in the mood for?
tom, smirking: world domination.
harry: huh, that's a little ambitious in this ungodly hour
tom: you're my world.
harry: that's nice
tom:
harry:
tom:
harry: oh-
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jessmalia · 2 years ago
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rhetorical-conscience · 5 months ago
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Regulus: That's ridiculous, Potter doesn't have a crush on me.
Dorcas: Yes he does.
Barty: Yes he does.
Pandora: Yes he does.
Evan: Yes he does.
Remus: Yes he does.
Lily: Yes he does.
Marlene: Yes he does.
Random portrait on the fourth floor: Yes he does.
James: Yes I do.
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daddiesdrarryy · 8 months ago
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Draco: Seriously, Potter, how many of you freaks do I have to fight?
Harry: Oh, I’m the only one that matters, Malfoy. See, you messed with my friends, and now I’m going to fuck you
Everyone: …
Ron: It’s “fuck you up,” Harry
Harry: Wait, what did I say?
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marauderstars · 2 years ago
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James Potter was red-green colourblind so all the hcs about him accidentally wearing Regulus’ tie to breakfast are entirely accurate. That shit happened daily.
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totorohugies · 8 months ago
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The fact that Sirius and Remus never saw neither James nor Harry pass age 21...
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cheridraco · 4 months ago
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harry: I love you
harry: I said I love you
draco: you fucking better
harry: bitch
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quillandparchmentimagines · 26 days ago
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Remus: How long did Mcgonagall ground you two for?
James: Two weeks.
Y/N: 'One per idiot.'
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hyperfocuscentre · 5 months ago
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James would 100% procrastinate normal, everyday things. Need to pee? He’ll wait till the last minute because he’s too busy playing quidditch. Stomach rumbling? He forgot to eat because he was too busy reading a quidditch magazine, and now he’s too deep into it to stop.
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stargazedmoony · 1 year ago
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peter: thank you for the plant, prongs!
james: that’s okay, pete. you just take good care of it
peter: of course! i will make sure to water it every day!
sirius: *under breath* you bought him a fake plant, didn’t you?
james: *also under breath* yes, but look how happy he is!
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doomedbythenarratives · 2 years ago
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regulus: i’m not doing it
evan: just talk to him!
barty: yeah, it’ll go so much better than you think we promise :)
james: what are you guys trying to talk him into this time?
barty: oh, asking you out
regulus: nice one, barty.
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redadidassneakers · 2 years ago
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Regulus: tell me I’m pretty
James: nothing in this entire universe is as pretty as you
*sees this*
Sirius: tell me I’m pretty
Remus: you’re pretty fucking annoying, that’s for sure
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that-bitch-kat3 · 2 years ago
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baby sirius: mum am i adopted?
walburga: of course not.
walburga: why would i ever choose you?
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siriuslygay1981 · 1 year ago
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*Sirius sobbing his eyes out*
Marlene- sorry about what happend but where did you get your eyeliner it looks so good and it's not smudging
Sirius- it's *sob* sharpie
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daddiesdrarryy · 10 months ago
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Hermione: What’s the one thing we asked you not to do at the party, Harry?
Harry: Not kiss Malfoy
Ron: And what did you do?
Harry: I kissed Malfoy
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