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If you read between the lines I think that means they’re friends.
#honestly these two idiots#Jim and Christine are off to the side rolling their eyes#star trek tos#star trek novels#spock#jim kirk#leonard mccoy#star trek 8#for the world is hollow and i have touched the sky#james blish
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do skully have pokemon?
Pumpkaboo is the obvious one, but y'know, sometimes the obvious one is the right one! (we'll say SUPER SIZE Pumpkaboo, just for fun. big pumpkin for big skeleton boy.) and another person actually also suggested Greavard, which I somehow hadn't considered, but feels so perfect that I feel like I should have. dangit.
(they can also have little Nightmare Suit costumes :D)
#art#twisted wonderland#pokemon#poketwst#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#(sorry for leaving anon off for a while! i've gotten a rash of spam and i'm gonna wait it out a couple days before turning it back on)#also apologies for the rest of this not really being pokemon related#i don't have anything right now for part 4 of the event so i'm gonna use this space to go off about it#because. oh man.#a sad lack of the scullsman but a FEAST of everyone else#gotta love malleus and leona uniting in the common goal of hunting trey down for trying to game their whiny pettiness#(trey doesn't know what to do with someone he can't easily distract with cake)#also further confirmation that malleus WILL kill a small child and leona WILL point and laugh the whole time#also sebek's plans revolving around what he knows he's good at: screaming extremely loudly and hoisting nerds#and let us not forget what i consider to be the crowning jewel#which is jamil figuring out IMMEDIATELY where scully has taken his prisoners#only for everyone else to just. literally refuse to do anything about it.#jamil just standing there and going 'WE KNOW WHERE THEY ARE! WE CAN JUST! GO GET THEM!!!! WHYYY AREN'T WE GOING'#visibly losing his entire mind and it's beautiful#top 10 twst event moments honestly#also some delightful character consistency from jade being all#'actually my dicking around is a sign of my immense trust in your abilities to get things done :)'#'but also consider: there are currently two housewardens chasing a child'#'alternately angrily screaming poetry and begging them not to sue'#'and if you will pardon my city of flowers...there is no fucking way i'm missing that'#lock shock and barrel did not sign up for this. how did these idiots turn out to be somehow weirder than the three of them.#twisted wonderland must be a frightening place indeed
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thinking abt kleah. and like, on one hand i like the idea of everyone else being the same gender-wise in vld except them. but on the other hand i always love the bits where keith's gaydar is too dookie to realize lance is bi or lance has to have a bi crisis so maybe i can make allura SO butch that kat is like damn....leah likes him..... and not women...... meanwhile leah is essentially walking around in a butch bait t shirt whether knowingly or not
#like they meet 'prince allura' and leah immediately starts hitting on him and kats like sigh classic heterosexual leah.......#meanwhile allura is just like butchedy butchest of the butching butches he/him-ing along#and kats gaydar is dogshit#unfortunately this does preclude bi crisis leah#but honestly i think stupid idiot kat is more fun than that so#also imagine the fun times two beautiful butches like allura and kat could have. would be wonderous.#they would be beating the shit out of each other on the training deck and then walk away to have a lovely dinner and chat#okay i sold myself.#unfortunately kat would not fall in love with allura i think. he's too nice. kat needs a mean evil woman#like leah! :-)
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The shopkeepers of Whickber Street always looked forward to AZ Fell's bookshop Christmas decorations. Not because Azi opened up the shop for a longer period of time, but because it brought in more trade for the rest of them.
They didn't know how he did it. Each year the decorations were more awe-inspiring than the last, and for those who had been around for a while could spot little nods to years previous. Easter eggs, as some would call them.
Mr Fell also seemed to get everything done with no help at all, from what they could tell. He must have help from his friend, the darkly dressed Mr Crowley, but he hadn't been around for a while this year, and Mr Fell certainly seemed less cheerful when he didn't think anyone was watching.
As Christmas rapidly approached, the Whickber Street traders all steadily and silently went about trying to find the perfect gift for Mr Fell to cheer him up. After all, he'd been generous to them over the years, and seemed to have an inate understanding of what each of them loved.
Aziraphale had just got comfortable in his reading chair when there was a knock at the door. Sighing heavily in annoyance, he got up to open it.
There, on the steps in front of him, were a pile of presents, and noone in sight.
He looked around before picking one up and inspecting the tag.
Dear Mr Fell, merry Christmas. From Maggie.
He read a few more before bringing them all inside. It was Christmas Eve now, so where better to put them than to place them all under the tree that stood proudly in the middle of the shop?
Aziraphale admired his work. The tree looked handsome, and he felt a warm rush of love and appreciation for everyone who had left a present for him. If he wasn't mistaken, there was a new rug from Mr Brown, and Maggie most certainly would have found some delightful new records for him to listen to, based on the shape of her wrapped presents. But he wouldn't look now, oh no.
Well... Maybe just one present now?
He looked at them all, and settled on the wrapped pile of what was clearly going to be books (and a little miracle tingle suggested that it was indeed books).
There was no tag, however. Maybe it had come off while moving them all? But Aziraphale couldn't see anything, and he couldn't be arsed to check outside, not now that there were hooks to enjoy.
He unwrapped the ribbon keeping the pile together, then chose the top book to unwrap.
He gasped quietly. It was a rare collection of letters, and only one person knew he had been looking for it.
A soft "hello angel" came from the corner of the room
#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#flash fiction#honestly i could have described the presents#all of them#but then id have been sad because i would then want them for myself lol#anyway i hope you all have your hearts ripped out#i love these two idiots
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listen. hijikata has TWO HANDS
#this started as just a fun little concept like ‘awwww that would be cute’ but like#now i feel ill over them they are just lounging in my brain with no regard for my mental state its CRAZY#how hijikata managed to snag two pretty sadists is INSANE but honestly good for him#in return mitsuba got two constantly yelling idiots#and gin-san gets nightmares everytime they decide to get food#hm.#spicy sweet mayo#nevermind chjfngnrnfjf#but yes i love them and i think hijikata deserves all the love possible#this is absolutely entirely wish fulfilment don’t look at me like that#its fun#do join me in appreciating this trio i need so much more of it#okay now tags#i can’t use okita in the name bc like. it’ll come across and meaning sougo and. No#uh#ginhijimitsu#ginhiji#hijimitsu#ginmitsu#im having quite a time#? i guess#sakata gintoki#hijikata toushirou#okita mitsuba#gintama#ok bye
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Ask TS-083!
- "honestly this is stupid but atleast getting someone to talk to is something that'll brush my mind off things."
#??? speaks#as for that stupid bunny IDIOT.. they'll be gone for like. what? two days? don't care and doesn't matter.#but don't worry as ill take over for now. they may get mad at me for taking over their account but like i said. i don't give a damn.#adding these stupid tags too. (they don't even make SENSE honestly.)#fnaf sb#fnaf sun#fnaf moon#trapped in insanity au#tii au#fnaf eclipse#my art.
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Yet another collab with @dovaldraws because she is amazing and is pushing me through intense art block and burnout and I love her 💕💕💕
#yes it is good omens again and unfortunately for yall it’s gonna be that way for a while#or maybe fortunately??? idk what the people want#but what I WANT is for these two fucks to use words and fix their shit#(and then stop using words so they can make out)#good omens#my art#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#I see ineffable idiots is a tag and honestly that’s real
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banter and bickering at the top of the episode (plus sex) and at the end of the episode (with the promise of more sex)??
help I love them so much
#I love when they bicker like an old married couple#because they are#their souls have spent lifetimes together and sometimes it comes out when they're being idiots#fuck I love them a lot#honestly that was my favorite episode of the season so far#SO MUCH RANGER CARLOS#the tarlos arc was really good#I would've traded about a minute of horse girl owen for one more minute of tarlos#but that's such a small gripe when what we did get was so beautiful#carlos took a very important step for both himself and for tk#and I'm so proud of him#and I'm so proud of them#and obviously it's not the end of it but it's progress#and it's done because he loves TK so much and HIS LIFE WITH TK IS HIS GIFT#ugh anyway loved this will be watching these scenes on repeat for the next two weeks#911 lone star#ls spoilers#tarlos#carlos reyes#tk strand#lone star spoilers
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Chat did you know I love place of rebirth?
I shake that episode rarararah. Drinking stream the absolute beloved.
#I have so many things I can say about this#but just. in particular cause I’m thinking about it.#when they go back into their room to find Centross and just go#“Hiiii” so softly#I care so much#I love prison duo guys#me when them#me when they’re gay idiots /silly#fable smp#fsmp#fsmpblr#fablesmp#fablesmpblr#icarus morningstar#david centross mistvale#prison duo#i have so many thoughts#most of them are about these two block guys#I almost typed block gays and. yknow that too.#I love rewatching this episode. I just cry honestly.
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Too little too late <3
Summary: Diluc vs Jean x fem reader!
Did he really except you to wait? You had spent your life with the knowledge you would marry Dluc Ragvindr when you were of age. You grew alongside him and grew to like him. You two were close and you didn’t mind the arrangement and neither did he. But on his 18th birthday much happened to destroy those plans. His father died, he left the knights, he ran away with no explanation or even a note left for you his now worried fiancée. No answer when he’d come back or if he wouldn’t. To say you were stressed was a understatement.
That’s the thing about relationships, you’re not supposed to ditch your partner because you’re overwhelmed. You take a breather and talk to them about it. You had told him he could always talk to you about anything no matter what. And you advocated for him to do so, but he didn’t. He didn’t send you a letter in those 4 years he was gone. But who did was Jean Gunnhildr. Your parents rescinded the arrangement, they worried Diluc was too unstable to be wed currently. All without notifying him as they had no way to do so. Who was there to comfort you? Not Diluc but Jean. Jean who was already dealing with the fallout and such herself. Jean let you vent and cry in her lap as she visited you regularly. You two had always been close friends. You even joked you wished you could marry her instead. As a year passed with no word from Diluc you gave up your dream or expectation of his return. It was heartbreaking but necessary, you took the promise ring and gave it to Adelinde as you wished to focus on yourself rather than burden the worries of a man who wouldn’t even let you know if he was okay or not. Maybe it was wrong to hate him but the man left you high and dry with no explanation or anything to go off of! You had no choice but to assume you just weren’t important enough for him to even consider he was leaving you behind. Your heart was in pieces and you had to fix it yourself.
Come 4 years and Diluc returned to Mondstadt no longer recognizable as the man he used to be. A stoic and emotionless expression with eyes that made him seem bored more often than not. He didn’t blame you for not waiting for him. But he did notice how Jean seemed to accompany you alot now. Far more than ever. Even as she got busier would you accompany her to go out in town, your arm wrapped around hers. Maybe its wrong for him to be jealous but… he can’t help it. There’s even talks that you might end up her wife instead. Your parents don’t seem against that idea either. To them Diluc is a good businessman but Jean is slated to be the next in charge, which is a big upgrade. She’s proven to be devoted and steady even in the face of change and battle. Perhaps they consider him a coward, that is definitely cruel but they also saw how you desperately tried to reach out to him to no avail.
As for Jean however she’s always loved you. She always envied Diluc for the fact he’d get you someday. She grew up gritting her teeth in a smile each time she heard him mention your future wedding with him. She bared it for you, to stay close to you and stay your friend. When he left she swooped in to console you. She didn’t expect to earn your heart but she wasn’t complaining. She also worried about diluc even though he was her competition all these years. She couldn’t help but be upset at how he left you though. Sure the first months were understandable but he should’ve tried to at least clarify he was okay or something at some point. She can’t help but pull her darling closer when he tries to talk. She’s finally proven herself as a option to them and she isn’t going to back down now.
Its quite a predicament to be in.
#genshin imagines#genshin x y/n#diluc x you#jean gunnhildr#jean gunnhildr x reader#rushed writing#diluc x y/n#bisexuals unite#i honestly want them both tbh#i got two hands and two holes one for both#i fuckin love genshin women they deserve more love#slight yandere maybe#diluc is a fucking idiot#bit angsty#wlw vs mlw series
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Man I keep thinking of how deeply in love Kallus and Zeb can be based on forgiveness.
It’s such a complicated subject matter when it comes to the lasat massacre, which makes it even more powerful to see how it is dealt with. The show definitely does some retconing past the pilot (which is understandable I think it’s written differently than future episodes even though it’s not *technically* a pilot, but still). It’s a big showcase of the emotional journey that Zeb takes to understanding Kallus, and also Kallus’ roll in forgiving *himself* and coming to terms with what he’s done. Zeb choosing to love him despite all that, and given Kallus’ eagerness to redeem himself is just so good, and I could go into a much longer rant about it but we’d be here all day!
#kalluzeb#alexsandr kallus#agent kallus#garazeb orrelios#sw rebels#star wars rebels#not weight gain#those two idiots are so in love#I gotta also acknowledge that there is definitely some headcanon stuff you gotta do#but honestly it’s not much they make it pretty clear
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both Marius and Javert's dynamic in the Brick and The Amazing Digital Circus are living in my head rent-free for the time being so here you go
also i still can't draw hats so yeah
#les mis#marius pontmercy#javert#my art#doodles#they are both idiots#i wish they interacted more honestly#i could read a whole book with just these two
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the ghoulettes getting nat drunk and her stumbling back to copia’s rooms and seeing him shirtless on the bed reading a book and minding his business and she just
#she crawls in next to him and starts pulling up pics she has saved of him in her phone#that she’s taken when he wasn’t looking#and she’s just going apeshit fawning over him and zooming in inappropriately#and copia’s just lying there like#’amore what do you mean you have TWO THOUSAND pictures of me on your phone’#and she looks at him all hurt and says ‘don’t you have two thousand pictures of me?’#and he sighs#and says ‘honestly…i think i have more’#they’re idiots in love your honor#curator reader series
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Penelope: *angry* You are so aggravating! You promised that you would help me!
Colin: Yes, but you do not listen to me, you do whatever you want, you chase men that do not deserve you! Woman, you vex me!
Penelope: *realising something* Oh, I see what you are doing, Colin.
Colin: *stuttering* Y-you do?
Penelope: Yes, now I can see clearly.
Colin: *slightly blushing* I was not aware that you have taken notice.
Penelope: *sighing* Of course I have taken notice! You are too obvious!
Colin: *his eyes wander along the room* Uh. Well. I- I mean... In that case I think I owe you an explanation.
They look at each other for a few seconds and then they burst out at the same time:
Penelope: You want me to become a spinster!
Colin: I want to marry you!
Penelope: What?!
Colin: What?!
#i mean honestly#they are two idiots in love so#polin#bridgerton#bridgerton s3#colin bridgerton#penelope featherington#colin x penelope
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look at hims dancy legs
#there was a very friendly border collie that he was feeling a bit worried about#a few weeks ago he turned a blind corner and rushed up to say hi to two cattle dogs#on leash#and they were not appreciative#one snapped at him and he screamed and ran back#and then was very weary and sad for the rest of the walk#the owners were very very sweet and also a little unaware that their dogs were being spicy lol#but they had every right to be angry that a giant red idiot sped round a corner and crashed into them#luckily they laughed it off#whereas i was a shaking mess and very ashamed of my child's behaviour#anyway i was like great here comes the fear reactivity towards other dogs#but thankfully it has dulled his enthusiasm without creating reactivity#he now cautiously assesses other dogs before greeting and honestly its much more pleasant#thank you scary cattle dog#it was miller checking in to make sure the red dog isn't a total flunk#sprig#dogs
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AYYYYYY STARLIGHT EXPRESS OC TIME!!!!!!
Meet Mable and Marley, the abandoned train car twins!! They live with Belle and Poppa in the freight yard :)))
More about them under the cut!!
….so I don’t know trains. I know net zero about trains. I knew I wanted to do something vague and fun with them, so I just looked up “place I live” + “abandoned train” and found a blog from a couple years ago about an abandoned train someone found in the woods!!!!
That’s why their names don’t match their title, no one knows what their original make or model was.
-Mable is definitely the more serious twin of the two, as she really wants to get back on the tracks. She hates not knowing much about herself, but has resolved herself to be the best that she can despite this
-Marley is definitely more easygoing, more cheerful, and overall more content to chill in the freight yard with Belle. He’s made peace with his mysteriousness.
-Both of them barely leave the yard, because when they do train (HA) they do it closer to home, so they get their gossip from Rusty. Marley is probably a bitttt of a Greaseball fanboy at heart, and Mable thinks she could beat GB in a race and vows to do so whenever he’s brought up
#whoohoo more OCs!!! this is crazy!!#I completed these drawings between the hours of 10pm to 1am so uh. not my best work#however I love them with all my heart#Mable my beloved#I’ll probably do better sketches later#BROSKIS i could not for the life of me design Marley’s bottom half I spent ages trying to figure it out#eventually I asked one of my friends who said ‘bitch just give him the same skirt’#to which I replied with ‘that is a splendid and spectacular idea. I shall put you in my will’#anyhow I love these two idiots so much#there’s def some design inspiration from Belle in the outfits bc honestly#Belle the sleeping car should marry me rn#sorah’s silly scribbles#stex oc#starlight express#stex#also everyone go watch great Comet rn
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