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casually-eat-my-soul · 4 months ago

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Okay so like stick with me but young Derek, alive hale fam au.

So like the Hale family finds out that Derek has a crush on Sheriff Stilinski’s delinquent son, and has mixed reactions. Talia is torn between amusement, worry and wanting to dislike stiles. Papa hale is very protective but thinks it funny that him and his son have the same tastes.

Peter is ecstatic, Stiles once beat him in chess when running from the cops. (stiles was running and sat down in the park around people for cover, turns out he interrupted a chess tournament. Peter challenged him to a game if stiles lost, Peter would turn him over to the police. If he won, stiles could use him as an alibi)

The rest of his siblings don’t really have an opinion other than using Derek’s crush to make fun of him EXPECT for Laura. Laura is in a one sided rivalry with stiles.

As the sheriff right hand deputy she was tasked with keeping an eye out for stiles and she constantly loses him. Which shouldn’t be possible because she’s a werewolf. She can never connect him to a crime he’s committed and can never prove anything. Can’t go to a judge a say “oh he left a scent trail which I followed because I’m a werewolf.”

Derek brings him home to dinner after they start dating. Unfortunately, the day that Derek brings him over, is also the day that Laura had to run around town taking reports of his crimes. She is fuming. Stiles looks her dead in her twitching eye and asked her how her day went.

The only crime she can connect him to is when he commit aggravated assault against a few of Derek’s teammates went to far with hazing. (Derek refused to fight back as not to hurt them) she lets him off.

#sterek #stiles stilinski #derek hale #young derek hale #alive hale pack #derek x stiles #Laura is a conspiracy theorist about stiles crimes #the sheriff had originally put her onto watching stiles when she first joined the force as a fun hazing #he did not expect her to get so stressed or stubborn about it #Laura hale #because like realistically a werewolf pack that is held in high regard and is trying to hide their secret would not like a delinquent #talia hale #peter hale #mamas boy derek hale #and delinquent bad boy stiles stiles Stilinski #as god intended #stiles is also a mamas boy but his mom was the one who taught him how to hot wire a car #so do with that what you will

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dick-chugger · 1 year ago

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Seriously why are the people on this sub kind of funny sometimes

#house md #hate crimes md #hatecrimes md #gregory house #eric foreman #james wilson #lisa cuddy #robert chase #hilson #theres a surprisingly high amount of people there who agree that house is so very autistic #r/okbuddyvicodin

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cookiesnpaste · 6 months ago

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I swear I'm not a lagoona blog, I just like drawing her

#i just really like her colors #they help me de-stress #is that such a crime?#art #artists on tumblr #my art #digital art #monster high lagoona #lagoona blue #g3 lagoona #mh g3 #mh g3 fanart #monster high #monsterhigh #mh #mh fanart #undescribed

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boojangs · 7 months ago

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Enid: Wednesday, go apologize to Thing or I won't help you.

Wednesday:

Enid:

Wednesday: Yes, querida.

Enid: Wednesday, I made a black cat costume for you.

Wednesday:

Enid:

Wednesday: Yes, querida.

Enid: Wednesday, I made us matching snoods!

Wednesday:

Enid:

Wednesday: Yes, querida.

Enid: Wednesday, please get rid of your creepy crime board.

Wednesday:

Enid:

Wednesday: Yes, querida.

Enid: Wednesday, please hold me in your-

Wednesday: Yes, querida.

#I'll never get over the mental image of Wens storming across campus with her crime board under one arm and the stand under the other #like that's hysterical to me because she is so small and her board so big but her wife told her NO #Enid says Jump and Wednesday says How high?#like the epitome of whipped #protecting Enid's feelings over the snood #agreeing to join the black cats #telling her about nero???#down bad for the wolf #wenclair

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to-be-a-dreamer · 8 months ago

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Man. If I had a nickel for every time Zac Oyama and Lou Wilson had to rp a breakup-coded fight between their “platonic besties” characters because Zac’s character was experiencing a hard personal internal struggle and decided to leave a group/cause that he wasn’t actually invested in and mostly just joined because Lou’s character was passionate about it and Lou’s character was canonically very charismatic and good at garnering followers/admirers but Zac’s character was one of his only true friends that he fully trusted and was loyal to and Lou’s character was really hurt when Zac’s character left, less by the actual action of leaving and more by the implication that he didn’t care about Lou’s character enough to stay I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s fucking RUDE that it’s happened twice.

#listen. listen. it’s better if none of the bad kids are romantically involved with each other #i don’t actually ship gorgug and fabian that much #but zac and lou can’t just pull that nonsense during the ravening war and then turn around and do the EXACT SAME THING to me in jy #this is a hate crime against me personally and also chandler #zac oyama #lou wilson #the ravening war #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #colin provolone #thane delissandro katzon #gorgug thistlespring #fabian seacaster #colindeli #dimension 20 #d20

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shitpostingkats · 11 months ago

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I'm sorry I'm still not over Riz taking the High Fantasy Equivalent Of Speed except no one remembers he weighs 25 pounds soaking wet so instead of Calming The Hell Down like we all know in our heart of hearts Riz would do if he actually took properly dosed stimulants he just sprints through all 9 phases of hyperfocus and ascends to neurodivergent godhood and starts solving mysteries you've never heard of and then becomes paranoid that someone's gonna take his memories so he goes up to a pirate and asks them to tattoo his red string conspiracy board on his flesh

#also he's sixteen and on spring break in cancun #what. what do you think this pirate thought when a highschooler with pupils wider than god walked up and asked for a chest tat of NIGHT YOR #Riz's coffee chugging is an attempt to self medicate change my mind. you can't.#Riz fucking Gukgak #he sleeps with a sword. he sleeps for four hours a night. he offered to bite a guys eye out and shove it into his best friends skull.#he can't stop breaking into crime scenes.#d20 #dimension 20 #fantasy high #riz gukgak

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letters-to-rosie · 1 year ago

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I see way too many fics where Caitlyn is cool. Arcane Caitlyn has a conspiracy board on her floor, no friends we see of her age despite being one of the richest people in Piltover, and sucks at making conversation. This is loser erasure and I will not stand for it. In this essay I will—

#look let's be real #arcane caitlyn would not be cool in a modern setting either #especially not a high school one #she would be listening to true crime podcasts and failing at flirting with girls okay #arcane #caitlyn kiramman #caitvi #i want a fic where she goes to vi for charisma lessons #i will allow caitlyn to be cool when she's being a class traitor but that's like it

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hauruckzuck · 5 months ago

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Columbine yearbook class of 1999

The class yearbook of 1999 was published on may 22 1999. It features the Columbine class of 1999 including Eric Harris and Dylan klebold.

Some people criticised that they were left in the yearbook, but they had removed certain pages which gave information about them as shown below. There is at least one known page featuring Eric Harris which had been removed. This was apart of the 1st edition yearbook, which was not given to any students or printed. Nathan Dykeman mentions Eric and Dylan in quote which reads “ High school has been the best of times and the worst of times, but through it all two guys have been with me. Thanks for the memories and everlasting friendship Dylan and Eric.”

#columbine #columbine 1999 #dylan klebold #eric harris #dylan and eric #columbine school shooting #school shooters #school sh00ting #eric columbine #dylan columbine #dylanklebold #true crime content #tcc fandom #tccblr #tcc columbine #columbine massacre #columbine high massacre #columbine edit #columbine fanart

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florallylly · 6 months ago

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less steve harrington "i try to be a good guy despite my past" and more steve harrington "i've always been a good person (albeit probs annoying asf), you just stereotyped me based on my interest in sports"

#steve harrington #like why is he always apologizing #i think people want to make him into smth completely docile with the added benefit of apocalyptic berserking #but like he's a bitch and also besties with a lesbian #he can both dish it and take it #and i feel like people tend to take the general fandom consensus that steve used to be an asshole and run with it #not to reiterate but guys was he even really a bully or just a popular high schooler #like yeah bullying can get really bad esp like according to those fucked up eighties movies #but also like sometimes teens are just fucking mean and clique-y #sorry is it a crime to be insular and wary of outsiders #anyway more steve harrington being misjudged but also not caring bc the people who matter know him better #pushing my perfect steve harrington agenda #bc he's not perfect actually but he's my perfect little princess who needs to be loved by everyone

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graveyardfigure · 9 months ago

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Toralei Stripe + details 🧶

#realized that i didnt have any good pics of her which is a CRIME!!!#love this lesbian cat #her shirt says meownnequin pussy like the band ya know #custom doll #dollblr #mh #monster high #monster high dolls #monster high g3 #ooak #toralei stripe

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fuckyeahchinesefashion · 18 days ago

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OP: Check out. The fully-sexual charged cinematic movement design.

Cnetizens: How did the director come up with the idea to have him kneel on a playing card, adding so much aesthetic energy, is that some kind of genius?

#china #cdramas #dramas #lmao #They are siblings and they're discussing serious matters #this scene is actually rather heavy because the younger brother is involved in drug trafficking #carrying more than 50 grams of heroin will result in a death sentence in china let alone being involved in drug trafficking #the older brother is a gangster king #but even he doesn't dare to get involved in the drug business because it will bring about the demise of his family #sorry for digression I mean how did the director make this scene which has absolutely nothing to do with sex #so sexually charged?#btw there're many posts with rich information about China's crackdown on drug crimes on xhs and douyin #especially about how the four major drug-trafficking families in Myanmar were wiped out overnight #they buried undercover Chinese counter-narcotics police alive and kidnapped and brutally excuted civilians #so if you're interested you can go with the key words 缅甸四大家族覆灭 on xhs and douyin #cnetizens' views on drugs are related to modern Chinese history #the first chapter of modern history in high school textbooks is the opium wars #There's a very dark joke on xhs about which country in the world would least like China to withdraw from the P5 #and the answer is the UK #because it's in the first chapter of China's modern history #the Destruction of opium at Humen in 1839 #no offence but Breaking Bad can't last for more than one episode if it happens in china because of the sewer detection technology #they can detect the tiniest amount of drugs in feces in a body of water the size of a lake for up to six months #which can be quickly locked down to neighbourhoods and portals #Once a foreigner was caught smuggling and selling 222.035 kg drugs in China and sentenced to death with two other Chinese associates #his country's prime minister asked for his extradition #cnetizens commented that there was an opium war and he still dare to come to China to sell drugs be like 找死court death #All the above information is to explain the gangster king's attitude towards his brother's drug business

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keferon · 15 days ago

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Isn’t Vortex a fucking torture freak tho? 👀👀👀

Yep. He is. He is a lot of things actually. The more you learn about him the more fucked up it gets

#at first I was like #ah yes another crazy helicopter #but then I learned the lore haha #hoo boy #the guy was a criminal and was so good at it #the government had to take his spark out of his body and put it in a freezer so he won't break the law anymore #then Starscream took him out and was like #you and your bros are my minions now #btw I made you unable to recharge on your own so uou are basically my hostages #work for me or starve to death losers #and then also Megatron with his Javascript exercises #Seriously. Megs looked at those criminals who were crazy strong and also crazy smart and decided that enslaving them would be a great idea #He basically reprogrammed Vortex and others. He made him literally unable to disobey his orders #what kind of fucked up thing to do Megsy???#G1 was great ahahahah #silly kids show about war and crimes and slavery #also #I might be wrong here because I haven't watch G1 entirely....but I'm pretty sure Combaticons just fuckin. stay Megatron slaves forever??#Like. The code that Megs put in their heads is never mentioned again? And for the rest of the show they forced to serve the Decepticons???#and everyone just?? Forget about them? I repeat I might be wrong here. It would be great if I'm wrong #also yeah Vortex is a torture freak and totally crazy #I saw a note somewhere that mentioned he likes to transform around other bots and then fly as high as he can and drop them #fucker lol

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thatswhatsushesaid · 3 months ago

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even if he was objectively guilty of every single crime levelled at him at any point in the narrative, the cumulative influence of jin guangyao's time as a spy for the sunshot forces during the war and his tenure as xiandu is still orders of magnitude more substantive, and positive, than anything else accomplished by any other named character in the text.

even if you believe he did every single foul thing he is accused of doing, he still saved the life of the gusu lan heir and ensured irreplaceable sect knowledge wasn't lost during the razing of the cloud recesses. he still killed literal tyrant and megalomaniac wen ruohan and ended a war. he still pushed through his watchtower program, which saved countless commoners' lives, and rooted out corruption in jinlintai to the point that no jin sect disciple would ever think about accepting a bribe in the city. he is the reason why wangxian get to fuck nasty on every surface of the cloud recesses post-canon--because jin guangyao used his influence to ensure the cloud recesses were rebuilt. he is the one who pulled nie huaisang's hands out of the fire after nie mingjue set all of his precious belongings on fire. he's the one who arranged to have those burn wounds tended to. he still built a temple in his mother's image and interred her body beneath guanyin so that all those prayers would go to meng shi, to grant her a better afterlife. he still gave fairy to jin ling.

even with the least charitable, worst faith interpretation of his character, these things remain true.

#salty peak sect 🧂#jin guangyao #he did crimes??? good for him 😌#time to get high enough to fight god about the state of mdzs fandom discourse again i guess

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twelvegaugepump · 4 days ago

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