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We’ll wait right here and we’ll, I don’t know, shoot the courier when he comes out.

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The divine right of kings but it's a curse

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We also have to talk about the uniform standards of the crownsguard. Yes black must be your PRIMARY color yes you MUST have a little skull and crossbones somewhere on your back yes you MUST wear black shoes with red soles yes you MUST have a little belt chain that you bought for 23 dollars at hot topic. Other than that? Go nuts.

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The most important part of the Altissia chapter is when they're being questioned by customs and Ignis looks at their party of:

1) Him 2) A college age punk 3) A man wider and taller than a fridge wearing no shirt and with several enormous scars 4) The actual crown prince of a neighboring country, making no effort to disguise himself

and decides their best cover story is

"✨We are students of the culinary arts.✨"

And it works.

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normally it's frustrating when mystery games hand you answers on a silver plate but in ace attorney, the witnesses' tendencies to conveniently say far more than what they were asked for is so hilarious that it becomes its own reward. ace attorney witnesses will be asked what time they saw the murder and they'll say it was 10:40 and they know it was exactly that time because that's the exact minute they open the can of Fancy Feast to feed their elderly russian blue cat, father of 12 kittens and phoenix will be like umm actually i spoke to your cat and here's a written affidavit from him that there was a recall on Fancy Feast and also he's never been to russia nor known the touch of a woman. you're going to jail buddy

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Happy 19th Birthday to the Nintendo DS!

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he did nothing wrong

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Really big fan of this guy

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100 DAYS OF KINGDOM HEARTS DRAWINGS:

DAY 92

rage

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Jammer’s gonna show up to practice after spring break 6 inches taller with an orange Afro and a giant pair of wings like “What’s up guys, how was Punta Cana?”

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lmao these weren’t inktober drawings or anything. we just started working with ink in one of my classes and i wanted to use my pens again :3

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The fact that resting at the campsite in chapter 10 does not play the little victory jingle..... I am mortally wounded.

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i think maybe we could spend less time thinking about things that make us angry and more time thinking about other stuff

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I saw this post and knew what I had to do immediately

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do you think joey knows the word egyptologist

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