#“fuck u I slept with batman” “oh was it that drug ring 5 years ago-?” “Yeah it was the drug ring”
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After Bruce's identity gets revealed as batman: how I think it would go
Random socialite : YOU FUCKING BITCH , WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU COWARD
Random socialite (2) : SHUT THE FUCK UP KAREN I PEGGED BATMAN
#No cause the absolute chaos it would chaos in all of the high society circles#Like imagine it in a social circle and everyone is suprised and then half the people go-I GOT FUCKED BY BATMAN??#And then the other half go-#I FUCKED BATMAN???!?#Only the real ones know the difference#It would be such a flex though#Like imagine you get to brag that you toped THE batman#That's not a easy thing to accomplish#But then everyone would realise that one or the other person did so crime and Bruce needed info so he slept with them#So basically it would be like#“fuck u I slept with batman” “oh was it that drug ring 5 years ago-?” “Yeah it was the drug ring”#batman#bruce wayne#brucie wayne#Batman identity reveal#batman headcanon#bruce wayne headcanon#the caped crusader#the dark knight#Bruce#Bisexual Bruce Wayne#bruce wayne is a disaster bisexual
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