#help the brainrot

[cha0ticlesbian]

Mobius reads cheesy romance novels that Loki always tells him are “repulsing” but one night they lay in bed together, Loki resting his head on his lovers chest as Mobius reads his cheesy novel and Loki tiredly whispers to him “read to me my love”. Mobius smiles and does just that. Loki may be uninterested in the story but if there’s one thing he loves it’s listening to Mobius :)

[jeremyguytf2]

bucket of chicken or boobs you can only choose one

bucket of chicken, as previously demonstrated i can get boobs and a bucket of chicken by my skibidi chicken rizz before

[ayumanii]

the urge to draw art of my favourite itty bitty guys takes over at around 3am - 7am, no other time

[rotting-and-so-beautiful]

my assigned reading for my english class is making me analyze Stranger Things- when do i ask my teacher if he’s a Byler?

[grumbotprime]

Here me out. Tallulah with a blue sheep plush who she names Friend and her dad can’t figure out why it looks so familiar. Maybe it was his when he was younger? He doesn’t know.

[nix-sacrificium]

The way that a basket muzzle is superior to all other types of muzzling- Like yeah, it’s big, it’s bulky, it doesn’t really fit right

But it’s metal and digs into the persons skin— Can’t move too much or you’ll bruise! It doesn’t restrict the ability to speak or scream, and you can always gag them under the muzzle so is that really an issue?

Sturdy enough to drag them around with, manipulate where their head needs to go.

As for the muzzle’d? Using it as defense- Lashing out and muzzle-punching anyone who gets close, leaving deep, grate-marked bruises. Ofc it would hurt, but what other option do they have?

[baybaysbaybay]

The brainrot is so bad, I laughed about this for 10 solid minutes

But this is where my brain is everyday

[derrypubliclibrary]

im gonna start ezra lamb blogging so hard it isnt funny

[robinaa]

[sprucedarkstache]

Straight up edging it. And by edging it I mean… haha. Let’s just say. My sleep

[ddarker-dreams]

lil things that make yan blade go feral:

you tugging on his sleeves to get his attention

when you step on your tiptoes to reach something that's high

how you jump and squeak in surprise when he sneaks up on you

talking back to him over minor disagreements (telling a 6'2 stellaron hunter with a bounty of 8.13 billion credits that you refuse to acknowledge him until you get your phone back takes some Courage)

the mild look of concern you try concealing when he comes back bruised and bloodied

dozing off someplace random (it gives him the excuse to scoop you up and put you into bed)

wearing clothes that are too big on you (he might have a blank face but just know the synapses in his brain are firing away more than they have in a century)

[phthalosblues]

POV you read the book of bill and then the 3rd journal and then lost legends and then the great gatsby and rewatched the show twice and are on your third rewatch in the past two months and watched a bajillion animatics and character analysises and actually read fanfic which you never do like ever and you’re starting to feel like you’re running out of content and might need to start drawing more

[corvus-divum]

Doodles of @keferon 's Mecha Pilot Jazz AU 'cause it's been eating my brain and I wanted to draw angst that I had planned to write but ended up drawing fluff and just doodles of them hanging out

[damienns]

[revasserium]

soooo thinking about pro!hero shouto being waylaid in the street by a tiny cute girl scrabbling for his autograph, and he's still a bit bewildered by this whole fame thing but he tries his best -- so he bends down to ask her what he'd like signed, only to hear your voice, to look up and see you, just about the prettiest creature he'd ever laid eyes on, running up to the little girl and scooping her up into your arms before bowing and saying --

"i'm so sorry! she just ran off -- you can't do that, mia-chan! your mama will kill me of something happens to you!" before turning back to him with a pleading sort of smile and just, "sorry again -- she's my cousin's daughter -- i promise she doesn't mean to bother -- she's just such a huge fan --"

but he can't help noticing the glow in your cheeks and can't stop himself from wondering if you're a fan too. and what he'd do if you said yes.

"not a bother," he smiles, "it's just part of the job." he looks at the girl now, extending a hand, "thanks for being my fan -- what would you like signed?"

"no really -- you don't have to --" you say, but shouto reaches for a pen all the same.

"no, it's okay. i want to."

so he signs the little girl's handkerchief, and feels his chest go warm at the way she presses it to her chest, grinning wide enough to split the sky. it's only then that she looks back at him with curious, wide eyes and asks --

"aren't you going to sign anything for big sister? she's your big fan too!"

"mia!" you go just about the most darling shade of red, looking anywhere but at shouto; he clears his throat, licking his lips.

"i... i don't mind... if you'd like something --"

"no, please -- we've bothered you enough."

"can she have your number?" mia asks, now positively devious as she looks between him and you, "it was her new years wish when we did our first temple visit --"

"mia! that's enough -- i'm sorry, we'll just go --"

"here." he scribbles down his number and presses it into your hand with a bright blush of his own. and now he's the one who can't look at you, "you don't have to do anything with it -- if you don't want to. but if you do..."

"i -- i do! i just --" you glance back down at mia, grinning smugly in your arms.

"then... you can call me later. or text. whichever." he takes a few steps back, swallowing passed the heartbeat now thundering in the back of his throat.

"yeah. sure -- i will! i mean -- only if you don't mind."

"i don't. really."

"okay."

"okay then. see you."

"yeah... see you... soon."

"yeah. soon."

[botlabyrinth]

HELLO HOW did i never pick up on the fact that annabeth gives percy her camp necklace for good luck in the lightning thief. and in the battle of the labyrinth when she kisses him, percy considers it a good luck kiss. and then OBVIOUSLY, in the last olympian: “don’t i get a kiss for luck? it’s kind of a tradition, right?” HOW DID I NEVER REALIZE