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I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter was one of the best works of sci-fi of our generation and one of the best works of transgender fiction ever written, and there are world renowned authors who still have successful careers after they publicly assassinated the nascent woman who wrote it. I don't think they should ever know peace.

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#myapple

#mypeach

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Artfight attack #4!!!!!! SCREENSHOT REDRAW OF OG LOSERS!!!! lovely anthro au designs belong to willo-warbler

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mr joel shadowlady if youre out there you still have the chance to do the funniest possible thing in your next episode intro

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A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put it on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

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my son and daughter who I would die for

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“let’s run away together” trope fucks me up bc it’s almost always doomed. but what if it’s not this time.

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Good to know Joel being a dad now still won't stop him from doing whatever this is

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Keep an eye on who agrees to this; with a cast this size there are going to be a lot of actors we're all going to be very unhappy with real soon

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when the post only has two notes but they're a like and reblog from The Really Cool Mutual so they're worth 30k notes

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like what am I even for

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this is one of my favorite poems. a four year old wrote it.

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everyone who interacts with a post on my blog is entered into a secret lottery wherein a winner is randomly chosen for me to go thru their blog for a minute or two. thanks for playing, everyone

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If you are a vampire NEVER feed from someone named Richard. 400 fucking years and everyone still calls me Dick Sucker

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i always mean it when i say i love you btw