#infected

[biveii]

what's her problem

og post

[clavis-est-ad-solem]

Randoms as cats!

Now its Split, Infected, Melanie and Poob(PartyNoob)!

(Do reblogs if u like them pls)

[timely-infected]

02: INFECTED KITTIES + poptart :3

[exzersii]

depend!

[happinessbaby10]

Me

No background uder ead mor

[foldingfittedsheets]

When I worked at the jewelry store there was very little room to move around each other behind the cases. We managed alright but it made us pretty casual with our personal space.

At the time when I first started I was still getting used to that. One day I was shadowing someone who’d been there longer than me, a sweet young lad who I immediately clicked with. We were helping some ladies with a jewelry cleaning and I ended up on the wrong side of him to follow to our next destination, the ultrasonic cleaner.

He double backed around me behind the case and accidentally brushed my butt with the back of his hand. It was immediately clear from context that it was a complete accident.

His eyes widened in brief terror that he’d crossed a boundary. Neither of us reacted in front of the customers but we popped away a moment later into the cleaning room where they couldn’t hear us.

He grabbed my arms and stared into my eyes with panic writ large across his face. “How long do I have?!” he demanded.

“What? No- it’s fine.” I thought he meant how long until I, like, murdered him.

“No, I’m infected now, how long until it sets in?!?”

I stared at him in bafflement but started to sense a note of repressed laughter in his tone.

“I touched your butt! That’s how the gay spreads! How long until it sets in?!”

I burst out laughing and we both collapsed into absurdity. Every time I thought about it for the next week I broke down laughing, he caught me so off guard with one of the funniest gay jokes I’d ever heard.

It was several weeks afterward that he admitted to recently coming to terms with being bisexual and I tsked, “Didn’t make a full recovery from touching my butt, I see.”

[ramburger]

Phone doodles

[unoriginal-and-dumb]

I found this thing in my fucking kitchen and sprayed it down with an entire can of raid but it wouldn’t die but he was kinda chill so we cool now

So I don’t have a table and my phone kinda sucks at everything so the pictures aren’t THE BEST but yah. Now I have him forever. He can chill with my pizza tower figures

[finklrdrawsss]

MORE REGRETEVATOR ART

[noh-ell]

Colored things

[val-thecupid]

[jellyfishfieldss]

Hey. *draws some regretevator characters.*

[peophonia]

The INFECRED

[shag0hod]

i like her jolliness and cheer

[mentiraya]

tried animating. DONT JUDGE PLZ I WILL CLEAN IT UP >_> i only rlly liek the first 1/2. might scrap the rest idk