#blade brainrot

[ddarker-dreams]

rating the husband rotation based on how well they paint your nails.

scaramouche - 10/10

scara's not here to play games, he is determined. have you seen his eyeliner? that takes a steady hand. he's slow and meticulous, taking the longest out of everyone on this list. he's uncharacteristically quiet too, his eyebrows pinched together and posture stiff. unsurprisingly, he picks a crimson color so that you match. he can even do simple designs, like flowers or butterflies. no matter how much he denies it, you can tell he takes great pride in the finished product.

... just don't tell anyone he's the one who did it. he's got a fierce reputation to maintain!

blade - 8/10

his days as an artisan may be long over, but a shadow of familiarity remains. layering paint until it meets his standards feel right, satisfying in a way he can't explain. the tiny brush that comes with the bottle looks comical in his large hands. if kafka happens upon the scene, she snaps dozens of photos. you'd think he'd be embarrassed, but he doesn't care so long as you're smiling and laughing. the color he wants to see on you the most is pastel pink, just for the dichotomy of it.

chrollo - 7/10

chrollo insists on making it an 'experience.' relaxing music, candles, a glass of your preferred drink — all that's missing are some scattered rose petals. if you mention this, he'll claim he thought that last detail would be too much, as if the vintage pinot noir he's sipping on is an everyday staple. he loses points for the weird questions he asks while painting your nails. since you're his captive audience, he feels a bit more daring. if let up to him, he'll paint your nails a cool toned black.

gojo - 5/10

yap central over here. he's barely finished your pinky finger before announcing your tab aloud; one kiss for every brushstroke. claims to be an unforgiving loan shark who charges 20% interest. you should've known what you got yourself into when he giddily accepted your request. to his credit, he does a good job, aside from some questionable business practices and shoddy customer service.

the color he'd pick for you is sky blue. totally has nothing to do with his physical features, of course.

[ars-astrai]

Blade

【A Lost Soul】

“When will death come for me? My patience is wearing thin.”

A swordsman who abandoned his body to become a blade. Birth name unknown. He pledges loyalty to Destiny's Slave, and possesses a terrifying self-healing ability. Blade wields an ancient sword riddled with cracks, just like his body and his mind.

[drenched-in-sunlight]

thinking about the fact that the only place in the base game you could find the specific white flower with 5 petals in Shaman Village is Malenia boss arena… aka the Haligtree roots.

(that flower also looks like jasmine, which is what “Marika” means in Japanese - 茉莉花)

you can find the same 5-petal flower in Shadow Keep architecture too (Messmer splattering the flower bearing his Mother’s name and her golden ring symbol everywhere in his castle 😭 I bet it’s him who told Malenia about Marika being named after a flower)

Also the lily in the boss arena is Calla lily, not the one Miquella or Trina like, so I always assume it’s Malenia’s favourite, and if she’s growing them along with jasmine…

Such a small environmental design detail, but it’s so in line with my theory that the Marika’s Soreseal found in the Haligtree was meant to help seal away Malenia’s rot (like the eye Messmer got), it just didn’t work.

yet Malenia kept it always, and grew the flowers her mother was named after in her new home. something to remember her by…

Extra edit: Trina was growing jasmine along with her purple lilies as well.

There's something tragic about Miquella, on his path to abandon everything that made him Marika's child, left the flower bearing his Mother's name - the flower he probably planted together with his sister at the Haligtree roots - with his discarded love.

[aratribow]

Tired Asian mom and his chronically online daughter

[cupidkyu]

✧ﾟ･: A GOOD PET,OR A DISOBEDIENT ONE? which does he prefer?

REQUESTED

a/n: kinda disappeared srry guys 🧍🏻I promise I will try 2 make moree,,but yea an anonymous requested me with genshin/star rail men. . . but u can imagine it with any charc u like

sub!gn!reader x dom!male!charc

OBEDIENT . men who likes it when you're behaving right, being the good boy/girl you are. constantly praising and just slamming into your sweet spot as a reward. don't fight back, don't backtalk,all of that will just get you in trouble! he doesn't wanna punish a sweet thing like you. the way you clench around his cock when he's deep inside you, intertwining fingers with him.

your thighs are trembling and he's cooeing sweetly to you, whispering sweet nothings into your ears,you know he loves how angelic you look,he just can't resist you. you just lay there and take it like the good cockwhore you were for him,and just for him.

“you take me in so well, darling.. just a little more, yeah? you can? hngh—.. wouldn't wanna waste a single drop of you.”

jingyuan,cyno, neuvillette,heizou, aether,dan heng,boothill,,jiaoqiu,welt, zhongli,scaramouche,ayato,your faves

DIRTY BITCH . men who likes it when you're being bratty,who likes it when you're whining and complaining about him not giving you attention. he'd pretend to get annoyed and sigh at your dumb rambling. you're tugging on his sleeve as an attempt for him to shift his focus towards you,but he doesn't budge,no he doesn't. he wants you to act more and more disobedient so when he finally snaps,he can take it all out on you.

he's purposefully ignoring that specific spot, watching you struggle and insulting him. telling him to hurry up already. but once he does? oh dear..he's going crazy,fucking you like there's no tomorrow. he's looking down at you,his nails digging deep into your hips, reducing you to a whimpering and messy slut. your eyes roll back at the pace he's going,your waist,shoulders, anywhere he can get his mouth on bruised with hickies,he's smug about it too.

“whats wrong,baby? I know you can take it. for me,okay? mhmm..~ you feel so warm around me,you're so pathetic..”

tighnari,blade,wanderer, childe, venti,pantalone,kinich,wriothesley,your faves

[justpenguin]

Note: smut post; minors DNi

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Men who'd still try to squeeze their fat cock into your soaking, little cunny even as it tightens so hard and tries to push their length out. Just relax, mkay? They promise to make you feel real good >>>

-- boothill, wriothesley, alhaitham, childe, gallagher, jingyuan, neuvillette, zhongli, blade + any of ur favs

[huepou]

i haven’t posted in a while hiii

[justfaraway]

yo why does this bathroom sink take only half of the damage from bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing attacks??

[dustofthedailylife]

Imagine Blade receiving a message from you that only reads "I'm sorry, don't come looking for me. I love you." and he immediately jumps up from his seat startling both Silverwolf and Kafka with the abrupt motion. They had never seen him so agitated, or rather, distraught.

He instantly knows something must've happened to you.

He immediately growls at Silverwolf to trace back the signal of your phone. And for a while, the only sounds that can be heard are his footsteps as he paced up and down the room, as well as the clacking of the keys of Silverwolf's keyboard. He is growing more and more agitated the longer he has to wait.

He just knows something is amiss. That something must've happened to you. And he is not going to lose you, even if it means he'll have to turn the universe upside down in order to find you.

He will save you. No matter the cost.

[moshaeu]

some misc doodles

[ddarker-dreams]

New year, new blade content Ms.Lock, we’ve been starving without him 😞😞😞

warning for some body horror/mentions of gore (not coming from the reader)

yan blade is like a hellhound when he chases after you.

opportunities to slip away are few and far between. ultimately, you know it's pointless; the stellaron hunters possess a clairvoyant who will uncover any refuge you find. that knowledge doesn't suppress the gnawing instinct to be free. your eyes still search for openings, plotting out potential routes and devising schemes.

should you seize your chance, he'd be merciless in his pursuit. his mara feeds the flames. hundreds of voices shriek how you're leaving him behind to rot, positing the joy you'll find in another. the speculation fuels his mania because he knows it's true. he could never be the man you deserve, only a monster that siphons your goodness to ease the burden of his misery.

he'll shred through civilization until he finds you. even if he's killed, death refuses him permanent residence, and when he revives, he doesn't bother waiting to heal before resuming the chase. it's a ghoulish scene. a hunk of shredded flesh, soaked in viscera both his and belonging to others limping after you with utter devotion.

when you do reunite, his bloodshot eyes haunt your dreams for weeks.

[lieutenant-fred]

"Dark Matter is a very lonely person. So when he saw Dream Land, a place where everyone are friends, he became jealous. He's unable to say "be my friend." "

[chxlkprincess]

renheng silly i also forgot to post

this was my first time drawing them 💀💀 honkai designs make me so upset

[seelestars]

thinking about… highschool hsr men who want to confess to you on valentine’s day, but they’re too nervous to

dan heng who asks for march to give him advice, to which she agreed to after teasing him a little. and that’s how he found himself stopping by your locker with a box of chocolates in one hand, shyly tapping your shoulder to grab your attention.

“..hey.. can I ask you something?” you had to admit seeing him all flustered and shy with the tip of his ears red was a cute sight. so, you gave him a sweet smile, deciding not to point out his flushed face. “of course.”

as soon as you said those words, he blurted out the question he’d been wanting to ask while holding out the box of chocolates to you, “will you be my valentine?” with his cute face and nerdy personality, you couldn’t find it in you to refuse, pulling him in for a kiss as an answer.

luka who is confident in his abilities to charm you, even though deep down he was a little nervous of your reaction.

walking up to you after class while a charming smile on his face, holding a cute fluffy teddy bear in his hands. he places the teddy bear down on your desk, admiring your awed look. “..you got this for me?” your voice was quiet as you felt the fluffy fur of the teddy bear. “by the look on your face, I’m assuming you like it? great!” he gives you a look of excitement, eager to ask you the question he’d been holding in. “anyways, I wanted to ask if you’d be my valentine!“

“id love to.” you gave him a warm smile combined with a slight nod, your response and expression making his heart throb. “I knew youd say yes! so.. that means, you won’t mind if I do this, right?” there was a slight mischievous tone in his voice as he leaned in closer before you suddenly closed the distance between your lips, causing him to turn red.

blade who watches from a distance, contemplating whether or not to ask you to be his valentine.

with some encouragement from kafka (he couldn’t stand her cooing “if you don’t ask them out someone else might instead bladie~” in his ear), he built up the courage to approach you while you were eating lunch with your friends.

your friends gave each other knowing looks when he asked to talk to you alone for a moment, a confused look on your face as your gaze darted from your friends to blade.

“what was it you wanted to talk to me about?” you had let him lead you to a more secluded and quiet area, where he was sure nobody was listening (silver wolf was def recording somewhere) before taking a deep breath. “..will you be my valentine?” there was a very subtle blush on his face as he awaited your response. “aww of cours—“ you were cut off by the snapping of a camera, both you and blade turning your head to see who it was, only to find silver wolf standing there nonchalantly taking photos of the two of you. ..safe to say you won’t be hearing from silver wolf for a while.

[imorphemi]

Suddenly stumbled upon Technoblade's Ballad again and got nostalgic

[winterdesu]

nucarni boys as kaomojis

eiden (˵ •̀ ᴗ •́ ˵ ) ✧

aster ($‿$)

morvay ( ´ཀ` )

yakumo (˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )

edmond (•̀⤙•́)

olivine (..◜ᴗ◝..)

quincy (ᴗ_ ᴗ。)ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁

kuya (𓁹‿ 𓁹. )

garu („• ᴗ •„)

karu ( •̀ ᗝ •́ )

blade ( ≧ᗜ≦)

dante (•̀ ᯅ •́ )

rei (¬.ᴗ¬)